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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 18 Dec 18 - 12:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Dec 18 - 12:26 PM
Donuel 18 Dec 18 - 08:32 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Dec 18 - 10:32 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Dec 18 - 08:13 PM
Rapparee 17 Dec 18 - 08:05 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Dec 18 - 06:51 PM
Donuel 17 Dec 18 - 04:54 PM
Rapparee 17 Dec 18 - 02:51 PM
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Rapparee 17 Dec 18 - 12:06 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Dec 18 - 12:14 AM
Donuel 16 Dec 18 - 11:35 AM
Donuel 16 Dec 18 - 11:31 AM
gnu 16 Dec 18 - 11:06 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Dec 18 - 11:06 AM
Donuel 16 Dec 18 - 09:39 AM
Donuel 16 Dec 18 - 09:24 AM
Little Hawk 16 Dec 18 - 12:47 AM
Stilly River Sage 16 Dec 18 - 12:17 AM
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Rapparee 15 Dec 18 - 07:58 PM
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Rapparee 14 Dec 18 - 06:34 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 18 - 12:43 PM

They closed Fort Pickens!!!!???? What will protect you from the ravening rampaging hordes of Touroids From Mars?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Dec 18 - 12:26 PM

That old pier looks like it needs decking. But they built a new one instead? I suppose they decided as an obstacle to your fishing line the old pier makes it more of a sport.

I can't remember what we used for bait, it's been so long since my salt water fishing at the beach days, but we used to generally go for the Dover sole (lots of them in Puget Sound). Bullheads might be something fun for kids to catch, but you can stab yourself on those thorny bits around the mouth when retrieving your hook, so they loose their charm as you get older and want to catch something you can actually take home for Mom to fix for dinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Dec 18 - 08:32 AM

Thats an outstanding fishin hole!
Which is more magnificent, the water or the sky?
I get ripples and you have waves roll!
Have you seen any mysteries that makes you ask Why?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 10:32 PM

Stilly, I usually fish at The Fort Pickens area of Gulf Island National Seashore. It's on the same barrier island as Pensacola Beach, but all the way at the western end, where the various bays and inland waterways around Pensacola empty into the Gulf of Mexico. Sometimes I fish on the beach, sometimes from the fishing pier, which is on the inland side of the island.

The derelict structure in the foreground is the old fishing pier which was severely damaged by Hurricane Erin in 1995. It was originally a loading dock when Fort Pickens was an active military installation. It was repurposed as a public pier when the fort was decommissioned. The National Park Service decided it was not repairable after Erin, so they built the new one. I don't know why they left the remnants of the old one standing, but it sure gives big fish something to cut your line on. The lighthouse and water tower in the background are on Naval Air Station, Pensacola.

I rarely use a bobber. I usually use free-swimming live Spanish sardines which I catch in a cast net.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 08:13 PM

Where on the Gulf would you cast your lures? With or without bobbers?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 08:05 PM

I can both shoot and fish on my property. Oddly, the neighbors and the police get all excited if I shoot. As for fishing, there's leaf trout and log salmon because the nearest water is a containment pond on the other side of the golf course and there ain't no fish there. Just Canada Geese and sometimes a duck and lots of golf balls.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 06:51 PM

I do not have a gun rack in my van. If I feel like shooting, I can do it on my own property. No need to take guns anywhere.

I do have a fishing rod rack in my van. It keeps my rods and reels from getting damaged. Unlike shooting, I can't fish on my own property. The Gulf of Mexico is around fifty miles away, and that's further than I can cast.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 04:54 PM

Tea ingredients:
Yohimbe root, Coca leaves, Kola nut, lime and MAO inhibitors.
Most people think you put the lime in the 'Coconut'. But that's not it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 02:51 PM

I should point out that right now it's restoring stamina. I can barely pluck my magic twanger.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 02:50 PM

I went to the store yesterday; my wife drove. I was out about an hour and did okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 02:48 PM

Rap, are you healed enough to sit in the driver's seat? Hope so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 12:06 PM

A. Rap wouldn't own a Volvo, but he would own a Saab Draken.

B. Rap drives a 2012 Subaru Forester. He just loads the guns and ammo into it and off he goes. Takes too long to get a gun out of a gun rack.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Dec 18 - 12:14 AM

Amos has a Prius. He rolls up silently upon his prey and I suppose he could add a gun rack. The car's so quiet it might be easier to just run over whatever he's hunting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 18 - 11:35 AM

Is it true Amos has a Volvo with a gun rack? Or was that Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 18 - 11:31 AM

I have been called a half assed time hole, a half time ass hole and every variation thereof.
However the ultimate time hole is a black hole. (no racism intended)
BWL you might run into trouble in the Q Continuum. Your godly extremes are distinct and profound.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Dec 18 - 11:06 AM

Well, what about the hole time?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Dec 18 - 11:06 AM

Demigod? There are no demigods in MOABland! We are all 100%, fully-fledged, thunderbolt flinging gods and goddesses. There's nothing demi about it. Those half-assed demigods must hang out on some other thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 18 - 09:39 AM

Rapparree, Events that occur in the future time cone have always been obvious in the pilot waves quantum partcles display. Those pilot waves are the waves that spread out AHEAD of the particle predicting the future path of the particle.

Sometimes the answers are in front of you the whole time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 18 - 09:24 AM

Congratulations LH for having achieved Demigod status. But beware of the danger. The danger is going to war with other Demigods. Ancient Demigod theorists agree that Demigod wars always end in tears/floods.
I would urge you to join the Q who have managed outlyers and members like to keep the peace. Taming the wild Super Mega Ego that is unbound by space and time, has no guarantees but is a worm hole worth pursuing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Dec 18 - 12:47 AM

Hey, Rap?

When I flex my muscles, the mountains tremble in fear. Birds burst into rapturous song when I walk by, and flowers instantly bloom on frozen plants even in the dead of winter, awakened by the power of my grace. I was wrong only once in my life...at age 19, when I underrated my abilities as being "almost godlike". My mistake in that case, of course, was that I included the word "almost". My glorious achievements are so well known that I won't trouble you by listing them. In any case, it would take several weeks just to type them all out, and I don't believe in boasting or making an ostentatious show of myself. My modesty, indeed, is just one among my many sterling qualities which place me well above the mundane level of ordinary mortals such as yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Dec 18 - 12:17 AM

I think Rap discovered old Gallo wine. Probably using it to run his car and fertilize the garden.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Dec 18 - 09:01 PM

Until the LHC confirms there are 8 bosons including 2 pairs of dark and technicolor bosons, in my book they will be lost in the land of fire water earth and wind.

42 days and counting.

Oh, I discovered old nouveau wine makes a good salad dressing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 18 - 07:58 PM

My bank account refilled! I can run 10 miles uphill and never get short of breath! I'm a gourmet cook!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Dec 18 - 10:52 AM

That "Quasi equilibrium state of expanding quantum fields and two-pion Bose-Einstein correlations in pp collisions at the LHC" paper is amazing!

I only read the abstract and I've noticed a decided improvement in my guitar playing, I'm catching more and bigger fish, and my gas mileage has improved by 50%.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 18 - 10:16 AM

Amos! This is important: Quasi equilibrium state of expanding quantum fields and two-pion Bose-Einstein c.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 18 - 06:34 PM

Gallo seems to own a lot of wine labels. I wonder if it's all the same wine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 18 - 04:53 PM

Free booze? They should have paid him to drink Boone's Farm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Dec 18 - 04:24 PM

It's always good to hear these heart-warming tales about Shane's honest efforts to better himself and score free booze or smokes at the same time. Maybe he'll get to meet some of his old prison buddies over the holidays. Or will they just have him do some community service to pay down his fine?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Dec 18 - 02:44 PM

This just in....

Blind River, Ontario

An individual identified as Shane McBride was arrested on Thursday while ringing a bell in front of a local liquor store. A store customer became suspicious when he handed McBride a five dollar donation and, instead of putting the money in the collection bucket, McBride pocketed the money, went into the liquor store, and emerged a few minutes later with a bottle of Boone's Farm apple wine. The customer called police who arrested McBride for fraudulent solicitation and impersonating a human being.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Dec 18 - 12:05 PM

It could be worse. He could be going to Schenectady.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Dec 18 - 10:29 AM

Having further researched the matter, I have discovered that the name of Ford Motor Company's deluxe model in the 1959 model year was not "Galaxy", but "Galaxie".

All those brilliant engineers and none of them knew how to consult a dictionary for the correct spelling of a fairly common word. Maybe if Ford had hired an English major or two....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 18 - 10:10 AM

He's going to Jared.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Dec 18 - 11:44 PM

Waaahhh! Waaaahhh! I can't see the video about Amos in Virginia, because it is banned in my country due to either a copyright issue...or because it's too obscene to be seen by Canadians! Waaaaaahhhhh.....!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Dec 18 - 06:12 PM

In important political news, Donald Trump has narrowed his choices for Chief of Staff down to five candidates:

1) One of the red Christmas trees currently decorating the White House.

2) The turkey he pardoned at Thanksgiving.

3) A German Short-haired Pointer named Champ,

4) A 1959 Ford Galaxy convertible.

5) The winner of the "America: Yada-Yada-Yada" essay contest at Hiram Elementary School in Pea Gravel, Alabama.


My money's on the Galaxy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 18 - 01:54 PM

Amos in Virginia.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 18 - 08:38 PM

Rise and shine...rise and shine. Tomorrow we hot the road for a day trip into the hills of Virginia. Beauty on every hand!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Dec 18 - 07:54 PM

Did you know that the city of Geneva
(Switzerland, not New York State)
has a music group called the Mudcats?

They have an English name
although my suspicion is that they are native speakers of ...
something other than English.
Their management website says they were formed in 2011.

I found this out the other day
when the Mudcat website was inaccessible
and I was using Google Searches
to try to find a link to sneak into the Mudcat regardless.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 18 - 05:34 PM

The candle by the beer nuts sparked his shirt to blaze flame
Some said it was spontaneous and there was no blame
I say it was oil from his own home grown incredible fat
The light bulb flashed bright for the last time and that was that


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 18 - 03:34 PM

Because LH can't or won't, I post this from FB:

Every morning at the bar you could see him arrive
He stood four foot six and weighed three eighty five
Kinda narrow in the shoulder and broad in the butt
Like an upside down lightbulb and off his nut
Its a Shame, Shame McBride.


Please feel free to add verses!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 18 - 03:30 PM

Hi, Mom! I'm still around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Dec 18 - 02:57 PM

I would have returned you, MOM, but I got cut off from Mudville, I mean Mudcat, for almost a day and a half.
I sure missed you guys.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Dec 18 - 01:31 AM

Try Coke and Menthos, they give you more boost than you might expect!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Dec 18 - 11:08 PM

Mom has been returned to the top of the page courtesy of a free ride on my home-made ejection seat, code named "The Ejectulator". My buddy Zeke and I made it using the leaf springs from a 1962 Dodge pickup truck, a broken down old wheelchair, and three sticks of dynamite of questionable provenance. It worked so well that it shot Mom way beyond the top of the BS section and mid-way into the music section where she bumped her head on a thread about "Singing Together at joe-offer.com". Then she fell back down to the top of the BS section where she bruised both her pride and her coccyx.

Despite the mishap. Mom says it was a fun ride and she'll do it again if we can scrape up a crash helmet from somewhere and incorporate a parachute in The Ejectulator's design.

Only problem is that those three sticks of dynamite were all Zeke had and trying to get more may involve unwanted visits from ATF, DHS, or other governmental acronyms and abbreviations. Maybe Zeke and I'll make a run to that big fireworks place over in Alabama and buy a bunch of cherry bombs or M-80s.

Get well soon, Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Dec 18 - 11:33 AM

North Carolina can be hazardous regarding winter weather.

Me, I'm just hoping against hope
that southern New England winter, this time around,
does not leave us with eight-feet-plus of snow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Dec 18 - 10:59 AM

What about unnatural disasters, Rap? Like drunken layabouts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Dec 18 - 10:14 AM

Rap I would make that trade any time. A boring natural disaster is the one for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Dec 18 - 10:10 PM

No, Amos. Sooner or later she will pee somewhere inside the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Dec 18 - 08:02 PM

Last summer we had some really heavy rainfall (this year was a record-breaker) and there was one night when I tried to lure the dogs outside for the last pee of the evening before I went to bed. I had to get out my phone and photograph their three faces gazing from the doorway at me out in the rain. No dog treat in my hand was going to lure them out into the yard. I put the photo on Instagram.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 18 - 07:59 PM

Amos, all you did was trade earthquakes and wildfires for blizzards and hurricanes. Now, here in the mountains we have snow, yes, but we know how to deal with it. And of the possible natural disasters all we have are tornadoes, earthquakes, and blizzards. We are not subject to hurricanes and tsunamis (tsunami gets here and it's one helluva tsunami!). Of course, there's the Yellerstone supervolcano, but iffen it blows ain't gonna be no runnin' and hidin' noways!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 18 - 05:07 PM

Well, we had our blizzard day, and everything is covered by a foot of new snow, a delight to the eye of children and an inducement of heart-attacks in the elders. Now the snow has degenerated into a sort of icy rain. Cocoon time at the old corral. Dog won't even go outside to pee. Sooner or later she'll explode, I suppose.

A


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