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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 05 Aug 18 - 09:19 PM
keberoxu 05 Aug 18 - 07:12 PM
Little Hawk 04 Aug 18 - 10:50 PM
gnu 04 Aug 18 - 09:43 PM
gnu 04 Aug 18 - 09:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Aug 18 - 12:13 PM
Rapparee 03 Aug 18 - 09:07 PM
Rapparee 02 Aug 18 - 09:14 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Aug 18 - 06:15 PM
Rapparee 01 Aug 18 - 09:03 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Aug 18 - 08:11 PM
Donuel 01 Aug 18 - 08:53 AM
Rapparee 31 Jul 18 - 11:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Jul 18 - 08:56 PM
keberoxu 31 Jul 18 - 02:35 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Jul 18 - 11:29 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jul 18 - 10:55 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Jul 18 - 10:29 PM
Rapparee 30 Jul 18 - 10:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jul 18 - 06:04 PM
Rapparee 29 Jul 18 - 08:40 PM
keberoxu 29 Jul 18 - 02:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Jul 18 - 10:37 AM
Little Hawk 28 Jul 18 - 10:24 PM
Rapparee 28 Jul 18 - 09:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jul 18 - 08:43 PM
Donuel 28 Jul 18 - 02:19 AM
Rapparee 27 Jul 18 - 11:04 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Jul 18 - 10:38 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Jul 18 - 11:41 PM
Little Hawk 26 Jul 18 - 11:13 PM
Little Hawk 26 Jul 18 - 10:58 PM
Rapparee 26 Jul 18 - 09:18 PM
Little Hawk 26 Jul 18 - 01:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Jul 18 - 08:41 AM
Donuel 25 Jul 18 - 11:33 PM
Little Hawk 25 Jul 18 - 11:24 PM
Rapparee 25 Jul 18 - 09:57 PM
Little Hawk 25 Jul 18 - 12:48 PM
Donuel 25 Jul 18 - 12:18 PM
Little Hawk 25 Jul 18 - 12:10 PM
Stilly River Sage 25 Jul 18 - 11:54 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Jul 18 - 01:17 AM
Little Hawk 24 Jul 18 - 10:25 PM
Rapparee 24 Jul 18 - 09:38 PM
keberoxu 24 Jul 18 - 08:21 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 18 - 09:19 PM

gnu, did you get the money and guns?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Aug 18 - 07:12 PM

Good evening, MOM, and bye bye, mither.

Ach, gnu. I'm so sorry you are having a rough time of it.
Thinking of you and those you care for.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Aug 18 - 10:50 PM

Well, you never know...dying might turn out to be just the greatest thing that ever happened, and that could be why so few people return *from* the dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Aug 18 - 09:43 PM

Now HOW THE **** DID THAT HAPPEN? I tried to type a post but it posted when I tried to correct the Caps Lock. ??? Oh, whatever.

Quick recap... life sucks and then you die.

Have a nice day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Aug 18 - 09:37 PM

I try to keep up but life


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Aug 18 - 12:13 PM

Or make hot tea and the ice for iced tea in one swoop.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Aug 18 - 09:07 PM

QUARK!QUARK!!
QUARK!!



Hey! YOU! Stop humping my leg!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 18 - 09:14 PM

In fact, a duckdog can make half the pot boil and the other half cool to just above freezing, allowing you to brew coffee and iced tea at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Aug 18 - 06:15 PM

If you hear "QUARK" you don't need a coffeemaker, the duck dog can agitate a pot of water so much it will boil then you can make your coffee in a French press.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 18 - 09:03 PM

If you see any of my friends tell them I said hi. If they're Amish tell them I said Gut' Tag. If they're French then tall them Bonjour. If they're chimpanzee, they've been sent by Chongx to try to collect "insurance" so use them for firing a kiln.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Aug 18 - 08:11 PM

Hi, Mom!

I am safely ensconced in The Maple City of Goshen, Indiana, and have already visited the aforementioned Walmart to replace the coffeemaker that fell out of the van yesterday. Please shed no tears over the broken coffeemaker. It was a piece of crap we only used for traveling. Its replacement is far superior.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Aug 18 - 08:53 AM

BWL out here in the far flung west a Walmart just saved my life by renewing a prescription that required going beyond the call of duty.

I also ran into 13 Amish women and one Amish man at a KFC who were being given a ride in a customized small bus. The chicken was extra greasy and the women were exceptionally tall.

small world eh


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 18 - 11:14 PM

Yes, she would. She would even agree that some of my boxers have developed personalities, especially the unwashed ones.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Jul 18 - 08:56 PM

Boxes don't have personalities!

No, wait, she said "boxers"....

Okay. But on second thought, some boxes do have personalities anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 31 Jul 18 - 02:35 PM

Rap, a veterinarian with a newspaper column declares that boxers have notable personalities -- "They're characters." Would your esteemed wife concur?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Jul 18 - 11:29 PM

MOM says to give you kids this to play with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jul 18 - 10:55 PM

The Walmart in Goshen, Indiana is one of those places where a non-religious white person like myself is definitely in the minority. Chase all the Hispanics, Amish, and Menonites out of the place and I'd pretty much have the store to myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Jul 18 - 10:29 PM

Who'd have thought that the way to treat a knee that has fluid around it because of an injury to an arthritic part of it is to inject it with more liquid. MOM, I think I need a bag of ice tonight. Good thing I don't have to make that long drive BWL described.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 18 - 10:23 PM

Bee-Dub, ah, be careful up there. They got funny notions about who's a migrant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jul 18 - 06:04 PM

Upon the morrow, I must drive
Up north upon I-Sixty-Five
Not to Montgomery or Atlanta
But all the way to Indiana

And there I will spend several days
Among the folk of Amish ways
Those pedalers of way-cool bicycles
And drivers of horse-drawn vehicles

'Tis Rapparee's old stomping ground
And I shall search 'til I have found
His bootprints, old and faint and blurred
Smashed in a petrified horse turd


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 18 - 08:40 PM

My wife grew up with uncles who raised boxers (the dog, not the people). Naturally the dogs were raised at her parents' house as it had an acre of land.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Jul 18 - 02:37 PM

And don't get going with Great Danes. Notorious, they are.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jul 18 - 10:37 AM

Or a pitbull. They're big cuddlers and smart enough to take dictation if you get tired of typing. Don't get a Labrador retriever, it'll take your keyboard and drop it in the wading pool.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 18 - 10:24 PM

That is good. Now you need to get a Dachshund.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 18 - 09:34 PM

I am working on a brand new Logitech keyboard. Wireless! My other one was in failing health, so I euthanized it. I am also working on a different computer running Windows 10. I also have a plug-in that allows me to use out wifi network as well as the ethernet installed in the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jul 18 - 08:43 PM

I'm sure Mr. Trump will have something to say on Twitter about the lunar eclipse being visible from so many shit-hole countries, but not the US.

Totally unfair!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jul 18 - 02:19 AM

Many Conservatives were hoping for a blood moon but this eclipse looks like it is a liberal peachy moon instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 18 - 11:04 PM

Overcast skies here. No rain, just enough overcast to prevent sky gazing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jul 18 - 10:38 PM

MOM tried listening to that, BWL, but it was playing in a loop and she couldn't tell when it ended. Spent hours trying to figure it out.

The moon isn't doing anything special for the US, but Mars is supposed to be quite a pip tonight - according to my "Heavens Above" phone app it should just be showing up on the eastern horizon (as soon as it clears the trees across the road from me).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jul 18 - 11:41 PM

I once listened to the entirety of John Cage's 4'33? (aka 4 Minutes and 33 Seconds of Silence) in only 12 seconds. I would never been able to do it if I hadn't taken that speed listening class.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 18 - 11:13 PM

If you're looking for a refreshing alternative to Netflix and HBO, pick up a pirated copy of "The Worst Years Of Our Lives", an art film about the desperate flight from Ireland and the landing on Newfoundland's rocky shores by the ragged progenitors of Shane McBride, they who escaped the "cleansing of Dangle" in 1849, when the enraged inhabitants of Dangle, Ireland wiped out most of the McBride clan for assorted offenses against their neighbors, and drove the few survivors from Ireland's shores. This film probably would be far better known if not for the fact that Liam Neeson refused his chance to star in it. To quote Neeson, "It's possibly *the* classic example of film making at its absolute worst. I thank providence that I turned down that offer. It would probably have been worse than acting opposite Jar Jar Binks, and might well have killed my career. I'd have had to become a butcher or a greengrocer or something along that line instead."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 18 - 10:58 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha! Why, he could probably have reduced "War and Peace" to well under 500 words.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 18 - 09:18 PM

Bee-Dub has a very short attention span he needs quick action things. Short eclipses, short movies, short climate change, short Ice Ages, quickly moving glaciers. In fact, he has sped up the entire history of the solar system into 97 seconds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 18 - 01:32 PM

You're willing to stare at your computer for several hours, so why not the Moon? :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jul 18 - 08:41 AM

I don't get all the hoopla about this lunar eclipse. It's going to be longer than most. So what? I'm not going to sit and stare at the damned moon for almost two hours. I would prefer that it was a very short eclipse, like the one in 2015 that only lasted five minutes. Then, I could watch the whole event comfortably in one sitting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jul 18 - 11:33 PM

A former PM of Great Britain knows how you feel about pig flesh.

Robin Williams said everyone should have a spark of madness, to be able to go full goose bonkers about something they are passionate about. If you ever lose that spark, you're nothin. Well, there are folks here who have honed their wit to a razor sharp rapier and a spark that has become a blow torch and a monkey that has run for president. They have gone from BS enthusiasts to BS artists. From exaggerators to exquisite liars. Others have created new worlds of words woven with care and concern. There are stories that go from the tropics to the artic. Some are true and some cathartic. The changing fibers of this thread have gone from rope to twine of such length no one has read every line.
MOBS has its own life time and should it disappear it is no crime, it will be stored in a basement like some old fine wine or vinegar.
MOM will not step into the same river twice even at the mouth of an ocean bay
With luck she'll sail all night into the morning with new wind in her spiniker.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jul 18 - 11:24 PM

The latter can easily be arranged. There's a McDonald's just a couple of miles down the road from here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 18 - 09:57 PM

I need flesh...human flesh...long pig...dripping with blood...raw...human...flesh. Or a McDonald's hamburger.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jul 18 - 12:48 PM

Thank goodness for that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jul 18 - 12:18 PM

The massive amounts of hair growth in your ears nose and eyebrows is not werewolf transformation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jul 18 - 12:10 PM

I cannot fathom how combining human and gecko DNA would be of any assistance in identifying "the monster in the basement".

Regarding having sex with bears: It is said to be an amazingly sensual experience...but one that normally only happens once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Jul 18 - 11:54 AM

I'm reading a murder mystery now, set in a fictional American Museum of Natural History, in which, I think, the authors plan to commingle human and gecko DNA, so they can identify the monster in the basement. One must suspend belief for this kind of story, but it is entertaining enough to get away with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jul 18 - 01:17 AM

Berserkers weren't affected by the full moon. The just drank lots of tea made from Amanita Muscaria mushrooms and went batshit crazy.

However, it is important to note that homicidal mania is not necessarily a characteristic of Muscaria intoxication. The berserkers had to be conditioned toward killing. Ordinarily, getting high on Muscaria leads to more convivial activities like attempting to have sex with bears.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 18 - 10:25 PM

You should have one lively time this month, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 18 - 09:38 PM

That's why my hair is growing so fast and my taste for raw human flesh is increasing! It's my old werewolf/berserker DNA coming out again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Jul 18 - 08:21 PM

The eclipse this month is said
to be a blood moon,
the longest of the century.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 18 - 10:31 AM

That will never happen in Chicago, Mike, because there ARE no undisturbed sites there! :D

America is the Arsenal, alright. The USA spends more money on weapons than all the other countries combined, and has hundreds of military bases around the world in other countries while the Russians have ONE military base in another country...in Syria. Trump has increased this already enormous American military spending by more than the entire yearly military budget of Russia! Yet the USA has the gall to accuse Russia of being a threat.

The USA openly boasted in the 1990's about twice helping their drunken stooge Boris Yeltsin win the presidency in Russia and more recently about spending billions of dollars to violently overthrow the elected government in Ukraine and replace it with their client government there which includes neo-nazis....yet the USA has the gall to accuse Russia of tampering with the American election in 2016.

Ah, yes, the USA is the Arsenal of something, alright...but it sure as hell is not democracy. It's corporatocracy, which is a new form of fascism. And it's fascist BS, heard daily on your network news.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 18 - 08:20 PM

LH, America is still the Arsenal of Democracy.

As for Chonga, h/she is of no more consequence than a gnat -- annoying but harmless, but easily dealt with if the annoyance becomes too great. This could be anytime now, because as Wrangham has pointed out

We have documented eight attacks in which a wild chimpanzee, or possibly more than one, caused severe bleeding and:or death to children. Attacks were verified by detailed interviews, observation of footprints, and calls...Victims were aged 6–60 months. The chimpanzee(s) attacked infants that were alone or accompanied only by women and children, and ate from all victims that could be carried to an undisturbed site. In three cases, children were eviscerated. Injuries to others included loss of an arm and removal of hands or feet...These injuries are similar to those seen in monkeys preyed on by chimpanzees....

It shan't be long!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jul 18 - 06:26 PM

Trump is rightly concerned about all those millions of American manufacturing jobs that got moved to China in the last few decades. However, he is not understanding the situation when he blames China for that. It happened because the *American corporations* realized they could manufacture their goods a lot more cheaply in China and Mexico, etc, so THEY moved the jobs there! It is the American corporate sector that exported all those American jobs to low wage countries to enrich themselves, and that is not the fault of China or Mexico or South Korea or anyone else, it was done by the American business community because they *could* do it, and they don't give a damn if millions of American workers lose their full time jobs and their unions and had to work in part time minimum wage jobs in the service industry. In fact, they like it that way. It has enabled them to bust the unions, lower their own costs, and reap bigger profits. Both the Democrats and the Republicans have helped them to do it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Jul 18 - 05:27 PM

Mom!

I have a serious trade deficit with my grocery store! I buy all my food from them, and they don't buy any from me!

To remedy this imbalance, I have decided to place a 25% tariff on all groceries they sell to me. I'll show those jerkwads who they're messing with!


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