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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Stilly River Sage 28 Dec 17 - 06:38 PM
Charley Noble 28 Dec 17 - 04:38 PM
Donuel 28 Dec 17 - 07:21 AM
Rapparee 27 Dec 17 - 08:47 PM
Donuel 27 Dec 17 - 02:44 PM
Amos 27 Dec 17 - 12:28 PM
Donuel 26 Dec 17 - 09:34 PM
Rapparee 26 Dec 17 - 08:48 PM
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Amos 25 Dec 17 - 09:46 PM
Stilly River Sage 25 Dec 17 - 09:32 PM
Rapparee 25 Dec 17 - 09:11 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Dec 17 - 03:12 AM
MMario 25 Dec 17 - 12:22 AM
Stilly River Sage 24 Dec 17 - 11:05 PM
Rapparee 24 Dec 17 - 09:03 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Dec 17 - 06:38 PM

If you're a fan (or not) of NPR's All Things Considered, take a moment and enjoy why Robert Siegel thinks the second movement of Beethoven's Seventh is sublime. I've always thought so, and was pleased to hear this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 Dec 17 - 04:38 PM

There's life in the old thread yet.

Cheerily,
Charlie Ipcar


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 17 - 07:21 AM

Speaking of mutagenic agencies my 18 year old sister was quasi ordered by the Army to drink a container (lead) of radioactive Iodine for treatment of a slight thyroid condition. It was the cold war days and we wanted to know what ionizing isotopes do. It took over 2 decades to find out.

The Army used to march companies of men to within a mile of a small nuclear blast to see what happens. The Women's Army Corp was subject to different testing. The Army did follow up with monitoring and treatment of many of those 'volunteers' for the rest of their lives unlike other testing programs.

Yep, we are living in the age of enlightenment compared to the good old days and the half wits who were know how strong and conceptually weak, ruled the roost. Hey that's sorta like today ":^/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 17 - 08:47 PM

Mutagenic agency is what has caused my wife's five cancers, Amos. The agency was x-rays given to cure her of...poison ivy! That was back in 1950, when that sort of thing was touted for everything from acne to epilepsy. (My mom was terrible: she wouldn't let us see the bones in our feet in the x-ray machine at the shoe store.)

She came through it, and so can you. You wouldn't want to be outdone by a girl, would you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Dec 17 - 02:44 PM

The reason I call myself a half wit is because I am real strong on concepts and a failure in knowing what makes them WORK.

Jobs are about WORK and pay,
concepts are about unpaid thinking.

My opposite half wit gets paid plenty.
I never got any.

Once I built a rail ro...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Dec 17 - 12:28 PM

A good argument, Donuel, and one I am pursuing with the immuno-therapy, which works on the principle of molecular inhibition, if I understand it aright.

Part of the general agreement about cancer in any form is that the source of it is not fully known. Mutagenic exposure in one key, such as with smokers or people exposed to certain chemicals. But mutation has to occur along a whole chain of genes before cancer starts up. Very faskinatin' puzzle, Olive Oyl!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Dec 17 - 09:34 PM

Good opening salvo, but since I am not mainstream I would go with targeted therapy

My favorite life strategies all involve going to the source.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 17 - 08:48 PM

Alack and alas! Werner Heisenberg is no more!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 10:55 PM

Can some people be heroines if they want? I'm thinking of people like Bee-Dub.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 09:46 PM

Our little family of three had a wonderful day making a big meal and passing out small gifts from stockings. Warm and happy times.

On the medical front things are a little bit bumpy--some nausea and a lot of loginess and long naps. These are iatrogenic symptoms, but I feel comfortable that the rugged course of treatment is the wiser path., if the harder one. It beats having your innards chewed up by unkempt exponential mitosis, I suppose! :D More infusions on Thursday.

So a very happy New Year to Mom and all her Sibs! We have done very, very well by our Mom, and you are all Mudcat Heros.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 09:32 PM

It was a glimmer of the holiday today with our breakfast, but now I have a week to get ready for the actual event. Good thing, I need that extra week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 09:11 PM

Well, I wanted a Sako 85 Bavarian Carbine in 7.62x51, but it was not to be. Should any of my sibs here have a few thousand US dollars they have no more need for, let me know and I'll let you know where to send it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 03:12 AM

Merry Christmas, Mom!

I think I shall follow Acme's lead and make a pancake breakfast. After that, I'm afraid it's going to be just another day. We usually do something with my wife's daughter's family, but they're being highly dysfunctional so we're staying home. I'll probably spend the day using my Christmas present to myself, a rechargeable pole saw, to wreak havoc on some undesired vegetation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Dec 17 - 12:22 AM

Merry Christmas! Just got back from the third of three services today...packing 4rth Advent in with Christmas Eve makes for a very full day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Dec 17 - 11:05 PM

We're holding off on the gift giving but those of us in the area will get together for breakfast tomorrow. I can delay giving gifts, but I want my bacon and pancake breakfast on the day!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 17 - 09:03 PM

Dear Mom:

I have been good, at least today, so I expect all sorts of neat-o stuff. And do us all a favor and make Amos' medical stuff turn out okay, even if he ends up like this (you know those scientists!). But we'd still love him!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Dec 17 - 10:50 PM

Hi, Mom!

Just checking in. I'm alive and well. My wife's alive and well. My dog's alive and well. We have no cats, which is a good thing since cat's don't tend to be alive and well around here. They tend to be run over by cars, bitten by snakes, or eaten by coyotes. The fish in our pond don't eat much in the winter, so I can't tell you for sure if they're alive and well or not. Will advise come springtime.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 17 - 11:53 AM

"out of here in fifteen." My fingers weren't fingering.

Amos could well beat me to being knifed.

Here's a lovely Christmas song for everyone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Dec 17 - 10:37 AM

I have a holiday themed mug that is (as soon as I get dressed and put on shoes and a jacket) going to hold a spray of fresh cut rosemary from the yard as a decoration in the kitchen. (Thanks again last year, Mike!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 17 - 09:58 PM

And I have a medical condition which will be treated on January 22! The very first of the new year!

The vein doc wants to do some followup vein work. He said, "It will take about five minutes and you'll be out of her in fifteen."

I'm okay with something like that! But then, I consider removing a splinter major surgery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Dec 17 - 08:48 PM

Decisions, decisions. A couple of weeks and and tons of tasks to tackle. Will I manage to finish any, that is the question. I'm thinking tonight after a just-above-freezing rainstorm, that vegging out on the couch cuddled with the dogs and watching a NetFlix movie is just what the doctor ordered. I can begin making progress tomorrow.

We all seem to have medical issues this year, some more challenging than others, but life changing for all of us. Take care, all, and find some joy in the coming days as you share them with your loved ones.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 17 - 04:36 PM

"It was so cold that an exhibitionist walked up and described himself." Art Thieme said that.

We are all, on reflection, part of ourselves, are we not? There is no part of ourselves we are nott, surely.

Noris there any whole on which we may not reflect, thus showing the whole is but a part, on reflection.

That's my Xmas present to Mom, right there; an epigrammatic summation of profound philosophical hoohah!

I am having a quiet day after the first chemo day, with no bad side effects other than a fleeting occasional wave of nausea, quickly passed.

Let us persevere, progress, advance, exhilarate the enemy with overpowering effusions of insight, harmony, creation and affection, and forgive God for his big and wicked trick on us all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 17 - 08:40 PM

There will be a low of 18 Kelvin here tonight. I hope the furnace doesn't quit.

It was -8 K in Stanley this morning. Absolutely nothing in the part of State is moving. In fact, even nothing froze solid.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Dec 17 - 04:16 PM

Thanks for the kind words.

Well, that's that. There it is. Doc said the only way to try to stem the tide is for a possibly extended stay in the hospital. So, she asked him what he would do if it 'was him". He said he couldn't make the decision for her but, if it was him, "If I was fourty (he is), I would go into the hospital. If I was ninety one years old, I wouldn't even consider it until after the holiday season. Even then, probably not."

When we got home, we talked. She said, essentially, "At least, now I know. Not knowing is..." So, there it is. I don't think she will be going back to the hospital until....

BTW, AMAZING weather here today. Helped out a lot getting Mum to the doc's. December 20th and it was +2C and sunny with a gentle breeze. Might be 3" of snow down. Thank you, Dog. Thank you.

gnightgnu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 17 - 12:42 PM

Maggie remembers you (as her namesake) and CInammon with great affection--it was our best stop on our way to our new home. What an adventure it was! Every day was exciting, with the country unrolling ahead of us, and us plunging into an unknown region, gambling on the kindness of friends and strangers we had yet to test. And the gamble paid off, in spades, as the sying goes.

Thanks for the well wishes, Gnuzer. I send them back to you an Mum redoubled.

I am very sorry about Cinnamon. That's the bitch about dogs; we love them with all our hearts, and they live lives shorter than our own. When Maggie the dog takes her final exit through God's own doggy door I will be dismayed and will crumple briefly. She adds warmth and color and humor to my life in myriad ways, she is patient and kind, as smart as a dog needs to be, and a good and constant friend. So I do not look forward to her leaving. She is only about eight now, so we are aging apace. But her burn rate is much higher than mine.

For my own part I am slightly nerved up about the beginning of chemotherapy in the heart of the Voodoo Camp, surrounded by incantations and strangely carved mystical devices made of strange materials. I will bring a good book or two and post an update to my Carebridge site, where I do my Cancer Road Journaling.

So far, so good, and remember Mom's heraldic motto: Illegitimi Non Carborundum!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Vashta Nerada
Date: 20 Dec 17 - 11:46 AM

Sorry I must use the alter ego hat, but I'm at work. The cold weather seems to test weakened bodies, I think that contributed to activities here this week. Gnu, you're in a much less forgiving climate, just try to be peaceful in yourself if things move beyond your control.

MOM just headed to the kitchen to make more popcorn for you, so join us in watching old movies. She just dug out the 1961 movie Pocketful of Miracles. It isn't an xmas movie, but it feels like one, so she watches it this time of year. Totally non-PC. (I think it's from a Damon Runion short story called "Lady for a Day" or something along those lines - a recycled Cinderella story).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Dec 17 - 10:44 AM

I was jus wondering if an over compensating introvert = an under achieving extrovert.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 17 - 08:29 AM

Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat.
Please don't make a urinal
Of the old man's hat.

If you use it for a urinal
The old man will be mad,
And you can't apologize
By saying "Oops, my bad!"

The old man is a psychopath,
He's been one all along,
He takes a lot of umbrage
If you do him a wrong.

Yes, he takes a lot of umbrage,
Your clothes and money too,
He'll leave you in a snowdrift
With your toes up, turning blue.

         --G. Gestalt von und zu Lummox, Melodien und Lieder unserer gesch?tzten Vorfahren (Kleinblittersdorf and London: Illskaelda and Skreyja, 875).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Dec 17 - 06:53 PM

Acme... I have stated my piece(s) on FB. Rap... you still on HD drugs and how are you healing? A... all the best, buddy - all the best.

Long and tough haul here (Mum is not good). Mum's doc is gonna be pissed tomorrow as he likes to ship 'em in and out in 15 minutes. That ain't gonna happen tomorrow. Too much going on with Mum for just a 15 minute consult. He's gonna earn his $$$ tomorrow. Or I will tear him a new one. I know his boss (head of Family Medicine in Atlantic Canada) personally and, if I gotta use that, I will.

Well, that pretty much catches me up. Sorry for my absence, Mom. Life happens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Dec 17 - 10:18 AM

I have been remiss. I shall atone later today... I hope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 17 - 09:10 AM

Call work and take funeral leave. I think it's very appropriate, and I say that as a former management sort.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Dec 17 - 09:05 AM

It's raining cats and dogs out there this morning, traffic is a snarl, and an Office Christmas Party awaits. So many reasons to not want to go to work this morning . . .

MOM, pull out the box of old VHS tapes and we'll watch some of your favorite movies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Dec 17 - 07:39 PM

I've always thought that was as good a goal as anyone can work for.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Dec 17 - 07:23 PM

"God,
help me to be the person
that my dog thinks I am."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Dec 17 - 06:23 PM

Thank you, K.

Cinnamon also met Amos's Maggie when they came through town back at the beginning of the year - the pooches had a grand old time for a few hours. I've had dogs and I've had cats, and after full lives, lost both - it's hard losing any pet, but there is something about dogs that really corkscrews that canine joy and love into your heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Dec 17 - 04:01 PM

In late April there was an affectionate post
about Cinnamon making dog-friends in the waiting room at the vet's office.

A moment's silence for Cinnamon whose last-ever visit to the vet
is being scheduled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Dec 17 - 10:56 AM

Mom says this thread ain't gonna get to 57,000 posts by the end of the year at a rate of one post every two days. Gonna take about twelve per day. Git busy, ya varmints!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 17 - 10:29 PM

Horse's Ass.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 17 - 10:54 PM

I ran into a ton of trolls in Norway and Iceland this year. They were not the cutesy-wutesy ones, but uglier than ten miles of homemade mud fence and downright mean. I was fortunate in being able to defeat them and thereby saved two Norse mountain villages and Þistilfjörður in Iceland. Turned them trolls to stone, but left their bright red noses to serve as navigation beacons.

One of them, I just shoved his (definitely male) feet into his mouth until he disappeared. His last words were, "Mmmm...mmm...good! I'm delicious!" What was left was a sort of black hole, which closed with a loud burp.

Don't feed the trolls, except to themselves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Dec 17 - 09:11 PM

I have never heard of a herd of trolls. In fact, the largest grouping of trolls I've heard of is three. That makes a trio of trolls, which has a nice alliterative ring that Mom finds pleasing.

Do not be fooled by the that animated "Trolls" movie. (If you are not familiar with it, you obviously don't have young children in your life.) Yes, there are large groups of trolls in it, but they are not real trolls. They are as insipid as Care Bears, which is the very last thing one could say about real trolls.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Dec 17 - 08:36 PM

What about

Amos shafted herb T roll


Who knows what the herb "T" might be. Or be rolled. Just a thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 17 - 04:53 PM

Pardon the silence. Been maundering at a mad rate. Chemo and the clinical trial start Thursday next. I am still processing the tectonic shift , you understand. The loom of mortality is a cage rattler if you are settled in to the comfortable certainty that you are immortal. Now, I KNOW I am immortal in some clear and distant way, but I kind of assumed daily existence was sort of similar, if you know what I mean. Now, I don't think so. Anyway. ONWARD.

Oh, and I choose

Amos Daft Brothers Hell


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Dec 17 - 12:57 PM

The call letters for the public radio station in Atlanta are WABE. I wonder if staff members gyre and gimble during pledge drives?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 17 - 10:08 AM

Check out the plans in "Better Homes and Wabes." Try the Spring 2017 issue.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Dec 17 - 01:50 AM

Hi !

A one-eared hound dog followed me home today. It was actually a neighbor's dog. It had run off 'cause the neighbor was shooting a muzzle loader and the dog didn't like the noise. So, he came to visit me. I was running a chainsaw, which is pretty loud but can't hold a candle to a muzzle-loader. I didn't ask the dog what happened to his ear and he didn't volunteer the information. I let my dog out to play with the one-eared hound for a while. They had a good time romping and frolicking. If I'd had a wabe, they would probably have gyred and gimbled in it. I suppose a wabe should be my next building project, right after putting a new roof on the pottery studio. Can't gyre and gimble without one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Dec 17 - 07:11 PM

Well, it was reassuring to hear
that Amos tested negative for pregnancy, anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 17 - 09:13 AM

And the winner is
Amos thread bells forth =   Mother of all BS threads


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 17 - 09:04 AM

The letters in 'The Mother of all BS' can be reduced to Heteroatoms.
It can further be reduced to heartfelt.

The letters ultimately can be re arranged;
There are many possibilities but they are curiously about Amos

Amos Barfed Hell Troths
Amos Blathers Hold Fret
Amos Ballets Herd Froth
Amos Bra Threshold Felt
Amos Brats Frothed Hell
Amos Shafted Herb Troll
Amos Farted Throb Hells
Amos Thread Bells Forth
Amos Daft Brothers Hell
Amos Hard Brothels Felt
Amos Dollar Herb Thefts
Amos Fathers Berth Doll
Amos Lethal Bred Froths
Amos Halters Bled Forth
Amos Halters Bled Forth
Amos Halters Bled Forth
Amos shafted herb troll


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Dec 17 - 10:40 PM

The hoosegow! Don't say so! Maybe he's wandering around the woods looking for the perfect xmas tree. We could use another one over at the Mudcat Tavern.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 17 - 10:11 PM

Let us all take a moment to remember Amos.

He's not dead or anything, just remarkably silent for Amos. I suspect he's in jail again.


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