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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

keberoxu 24 Feb 18 - 02:54 PM
Rapparee 24 Feb 18 - 02:50 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Feb 18 - 02:44 AM
Amos 24 Feb 18 - 01:39 AM
Rapparee 23 Feb 18 - 10:02 PM
Rapparee 23 Feb 18 - 09:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Feb 18 - 07:56 PM
Rapparee 23 Feb 18 - 04:14 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Feb 18 - 08:28 PM
Donuel 22 Feb 18 - 04:50 PM
Donuel 22 Feb 18 - 04:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Feb 18 - 12:58 PM
Rapparee 22 Feb 18 - 09:43 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Feb 18 - 10:56 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Feb 18 - 11:07 PM
Rapparee 20 Feb 18 - 10:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Feb 18 - 09:35 PM
Rapparee 19 Feb 18 - 10:08 PM
Donuel 19 Feb 18 - 03:19 PM
Donuel 19 Feb 18 - 11:40 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Feb 18 - 08:26 AM
Amos 18 Feb 18 - 12:33 PM
Donuel 18 Feb 18 - 11:50 AM
Donuel 18 Feb 18 - 11:33 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 18 - 10:42 PM
Rapparee 17 Feb 18 - 10:36 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 18 - 04:12 PM
Rapparee 17 Feb 18 - 03:06 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Feb 18 - 11:53 AM
Rapparee 17 Feb 18 - 11:13 AM
Donuel 16 Feb 18 - 11:12 PM
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Rapparee 16 Feb 18 - 10:07 PM
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Rapparee 13 Feb 18 - 08:38 PM
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Amos 13 Feb 18 - 05:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Feb 18 - 09:18 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 02:54 PM

That's good news, Rapparee -- what about your recovery from that wrist/tendon surgery?
That was making you miserable for a while there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 02:50 PM

Well, I went to the ortho surgeon Thursday morning and was told that except for some bone spurs under my right patella things looked pretty good. (Isn't asking about the diacriticals kinda personal?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 02:44 AM

Max knows about the problem with quotes and apostrophes. Hopefully he'll find an answer soon. How are your diacriticals looking?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 01:39 AM

I wish the Cat had a Like button. I would press it all the time. Like, like like. Likety like!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 18 - 10:02 PM

I guess some folks depend upon their GPS more than they should:

Please do not rely upon digital navigation systems to find your way to Craters of the Moon. Please note that the visitor center & loop drive are located just off of U.S. Highway 20/26/93 and are not accessed via any unpaved roads.

I wonder how much money the local towing companies have made off them there city dudes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 18 - 09:30 PM

For instance, the Maxwell equations for Thermodynamics:

    \begin{align} dU &= TdS - PdV &\Longrightarrow \left(\frac{\partial T}{\partial V}\right)_S = -\left(\frac{\partial P}{\partial S}\right)_V\\ dA &= -SdT - PdV &\Longrightarrow \left(\frac{\partial S}{\partial V}\right)_T =\left(\frac{\partial P}{\partial T}\right)_V\\ dH &= TdS +VdP &\Longrightarrow \left(\frac{\partial T}{\partial P}\right)_S = \left(\frac{\partial V}{\partial S}\right)_P\\ dG &= -SdT +VdP &\Longrightarrow -\left(\frac{\partial S}{\partial P}\right)_T = \left(\frac{\partial V}{\partial T}\right)_P\\ \end{align}

This leaves something to be desired....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Feb 18 - 07:56 PM

Mudcat also won't display any of the characters used in the various alphabets indigenous to the hypothetical planet Persephone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 18 - 04:14 PM

Mudcat won't do an accent aigu, an accent grave, lenition, eclipsis, fada, epenthetic vowels, overdot, umlaut, Tironian et, digraphs, Ogham, ash, an insular G, wynn, eth, insular half-unical, fraktur, most mathematical symbols, and a host of other, greatly desired (by me, anyway), orthographic conventions.

Sure, sure, things like Ę, Ɣ, ᾯ show up, but nobody uses them. But if you want to overdot at Tironia et or put a fada on Ogham, Mudcat can't handle it. Quelle domage, as we used to say back in West Central Illinois! Can we expect a change anytime soon?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 08:28 PM

Oh dear. Looks like an English major run amok. Gone potty. Spelling out his punctuation. Have you met The New Yorker's Comma Queen?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 04:50 PM

.    cello ~ banjo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 04:46 PM

MOM was only 18 when she broke her hyphen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 12:58 PM

Well comma I apostrophe m glad to learn that the problem with displaying my degree symbols was a quotation mark glitch quotation mark on Mudcat apostrophe s part and not due to my own idiocy left parenthesis though I apostrophe ve never claimed to be other than an idiot right parenthesis period   Until the problem has been remedied comma I shall refrain from using any symbols and will comma instead comma type out the actual words for which the symbols stand period


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 09:43 AM

Besides, I'm Mom's and everyone's favorite. "HTML" means "He's Terrific and Mighty Lovable" and it was created just for me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 18 - 10:56 AM

Mom! Why did my degree signs turn into question marks? I copied and pasted from Rap's post,and his didn't turn into question marks. I'm beginning to think you have favorites among us kids.

Or it could be the Web browser I'm using....

I fixed them, but this is a current Mudcat glitch. "Smart" things like quotes and apostrophes and some typical symbols aren't working. You need to do the html for it to go through.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 18 - 11:07 PM

Winter may be making another major appearance, but I'm not buying tickets to the show. In fact, ya can't even get 'em here in northwest Florida. Lowest predicted low temp for the next ten days: 51o F.

Now, that's no guarantee that winter's over. I've seen sleet, snow, and 20o F temps in early March often enough that I don't regard them as freak events. Just slightly atypical.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 18 - 10:12 PM

Tonight and the next few days. 6 inches (15.25 cm) of snow. Blew and shoveled this morning. If you'd like to shovel snow, let me know and I'll accommodate you, as there's lots still on the ground...and the roof, and the deck, and the lawn, and other places. However, no one is golfing right now but the local dogs are enjoying romping around in the stuff.

10° Lo F
Turning cloudy and cold

Wed
Feb 21
31° /12°
Cold with clouds and sun

Thu
Feb 22
33° /12°
Mostly cloudy and cold

Fri
Feb 23
32° /17°
A little morning snow

Sat
Feb 24
32° /18°
Cloudy and cold; p.m. snow


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Feb 18 - 09:35 PM

Good thing the 'cat is set on a three day spread, or MOM would be off the bottom of the page. I had the AWE-some task of coming in and giving her a boost this evening. I hope everyone is well - winter seems to be making another major appearance this week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 18 - 10:08 PM

We are pleased that you have understood that in which we seal our truths.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 18 - 03:19 PM

other definitions of
Alon -
Sexiness overload in a creature walking the earth. Half man half sex god that charms all the girls. Usually doesn't give a fuck or overthinks too much (it's rare to have things in between). Knows EVERYTHING about sex, rarely single (usually taken by hot girls and even when he is taken he usually has a bunch of other girls fantasizin about him) Usually super hot and attractive and someone lots of men would go gay for. Alons are mostly cool and super chill and about half of the time super popular.

Alons usually come from Israel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 18 - 11:40 AM

ALON loses its crystal acoustic properties at 1.6 mm so it is hardly bullet proof bwl.

GLOAT no more Stradivari, ALON violins with an oversize carbon fiber wafer resonator for profound bass response fitted with a high acoustic foam 'soul post' are heavenly. The top plate is a cloudy pearl white with micro bubbles to achieve ideal density for strength and sound speed frequency oscillation.

Lovely glimmering Mexican border walls are especially nice.
Bathroom fixtures and toilets however leave much to be desired.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Feb 18 - 08:26 AM

Has anyone tried making banjo heads of ALON? Seems to me that a bulletproof banjo head would be a good thing to have in some situations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 18 - 12:33 PM

Indeed! ALON alone for one and all!

Transparent: High optical transmission (>85%) near-UV to mid-IR wavelengths (0.25 to 4.0 µm)

Crystal clear: Excellent clarity and no inherent birefringence

Durable: Outstanding hardness, scratch resistance and high strength

High quality: Excellent Refractive index homogeneity over large areas

Commercially available: Available in large sizes up to 18x35-in windows as well as in various shapes including hyperhemispherical and hemispherical domes in large quantities..

Robust process: Produced using very robust process with consistently high quality and yields

Enormous Broad Application Potential: Applicable to a wide variety of industries where combination of high transparency and durability are needed. Examples include aerospace, security, defense and semiconductor, Energy, mining and consumer products.

Who could want anything more! Allons, anon, allow ALON!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 18 - 11:50 AM

ALON is grossly under utilized. It should be what refrigerators and woman's clothing are made of. http://www.surmet.com/technology/alon-optical-ceramics/index.php


https://fashionista.com/2014/06/rihanna-see-through-dress-cfda-awards


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 18 - 11:33 AM

footnote for lurkers:
ALON is a transparent Aluminum, you know the stuff Scotty used (before it was invented) to build a tank for Whales in the Star Trek movie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 10:42 PM

Personally, I prefer truth with a nice hand-rubbed tung oil finish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 10:36 PM

MY truths are unvarnished, but completely encased in ALON.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 04:12 PM

I've never understood why it's a good thing for truth to be unvarnished. Seems to me that varnished truth would hold up longer. And truth coated in a good UV-resistant polyurethane would last even longer


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 03:06 PM

That, too, is nonsense. I always tell the truth, the entire truth, sometimes several truths at once. I even told the truth after I was sworn in during a court case! There is no embroidery, no fancy work. Just the plain, unvarnished, truths.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 11:53 AM

And we all know that he's expert at embroidering things. The truth, for example. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 11:13 AM

WRONG!! My mother taught me to sew on buttons and do minor clothing repair -- and I do! I even have a little sewing kit I take with me when I travel! Sew there!

(I can also iron.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Feb 18 - 11:12 PM

Rap, always the pursuer, never the sewer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Feb 18 - 11:07 PM

Its about remaining a damn paragon of virtue and stoic example that puts us in the shade while reminding us of the breathless adventures of the rails, the horses, the ships and kayaking the kay.
Even if it isn't, Amos is winning by default with his prior works, for the most part, on the face of it, on the average...with Rap in hot pursuit at the post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 18 - 10:07 PM

Oh, Mom! It is I alone who care! Here, let me help you up. Can I get you a lemonade or some iced tea? What? A whiskey sour? Sure!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 18 - 08:42 PM

I evah on aedi tahw si gniog no eromyna.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Feb 18 - 10:08 PM

The daily sunlight is growing, it's beginning to feel like I don't live in a cave. Amos is sounding positively chipper, and Rap sounds like Rap. MOM has been into the wine cellar again. Everything seems about normal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 18 - 08:38 PM

Well, I sometimes just fade out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 18 - 08:25 PM

Ah, Amos. You should drop around more often. But then you live in a state of deeper red than even Sandyego, so I shouldn't expect too much.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 18 - 05:52 PM

Oh, peers, oh, sibs, oh rapturous Sons and Daughters of Mom! A NEW KAY!

Amazing and wonderful to tell! And not even one raggedy-assed ballad to hasten the post! Ah, well I remember the horse races, the rail building, and the long sea voyages that built the breathless anticipation leading up to earlier Kays! But what's MOSTY important is that we made the Kay, staggering on breathless and starving through sleet andf dark of night and all that other stuff one has to stagger on through in pursuit of truly noble goals. Well done, comrades!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Feb 18 - 09:18 AM

Hu's on first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 11:00 PM

I was announcing Bee-Dub's achievement, not one of my own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 09:15 PM

When you're pouncing on a big number you need several screens open at once with the messages all ready to go. Rap spent too much time on his html. #LiveAndLearn


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 08:50 PM

Rap, you just wasted all those big red letters on 57,001, not 57,000. But I suppose that's okay. 57,001 had never been done before either....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 08:47 PM

Curses! Forced to take 57,000 after all! I don't want it. I suppose I could try to trade it on Craig's List for something more useful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 08:37 PM

57,000!
Fifty Seven Thousand!!
Never before has this been done, and it never will be done again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 08:34 PM

57,000 is so round and common. I'll take 56,999 any day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 08:33 PM

56999.
Golly Gosh! This number's Prime!
Only divisible by itself and one!
Now this poem's completely done!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 06:19 PM

A belated Happy Birthday, Rapparee,
and it's almost -- almost --
time for
number 57000 . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 18 - 10:15 AM

Oven? Why would you run the microwave when you're not using it? Besides, it would shut off when you opened the door, so if you put a potato in it to bake it wouldn't be on because the door was opened. Unless you mean...you have one of those beehive things that you heat with wood or cow chips in your back yard?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Feb 18 - 11:51 PM

Indeed! To both the problem of pre-timed smoky popcorn and the flames that will smoke up the house when the candles are lit on Rap's cake.

I do sometimes use the baked potato pre-set, but I prefer them baked in the oven when I have time and the oven's already on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 18 - 11:02 PM

Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
My birthday suit's all clean now,
Happy birthday to me!


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