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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

keberoxu 28 Mar 18 - 11:40 AM
Rapparee 27 Mar 18 - 11:27 PM
Donuel 27 Mar 18 - 09:17 PM
Donuel 27 Mar 18 - 08:26 PM
Rapparee 27 Mar 18 - 06:17 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 18 - 09:03 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 18 - 10:12 AM
Donuel 26 Mar 18 - 05:39 AM
Rapparee 25 Mar 18 - 09:49 PM
Donuel 25 Mar 18 - 09:09 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 18 - 07:09 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Mar 18 - 11:54 AM
Rapparee 24 Mar 18 - 10:00 AM
keberoxu 23 Mar 18 - 06:31 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Mar 18 - 05:54 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 18 - 03:51 PM
Rapparee 23 Mar 18 - 08:51 AM
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Rapparee 22 Mar 18 - 07:36 PM
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keberoxu 22 Mar 18 - 12:46 PM
Dave the Gnome 22 Mar 18 - 10:46 AM
Rapparee 22 Mar 18 - 10:40 AM
Dave the Gnome 22 Mar 18 - 04:55 AM
Stilly River Sage 22 Mar 18 - 12:34 AM
Rapparee 21 Mar 18 - 09:19 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Mar 18 - 11:40 AM

Rapparee and comrades,
you will note that it is April 1, known as April Fool's Day,
when the sky is to fall.
Remember Chicken Little.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 18 - 11:27 PM

I am reminded of my late little brother, Willamundgren. He loved carrots and beets and tomatoes and ate far too many. His skin turned orange from carotenosis, which is not so terrible except that you turn orange. Poor kid! One fine spring day he was playing in the backyard, happy as a lamb in springtime, and he vanished. Later, evidence showed that he was mistaken for a giant carrot and eaten by the Easter Bunny. In retaliation we always devoured our chocolate rabbits in the most brutishd, disgusting, ways imaginable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 18 - 09:17 PM

The Blue Hand

Almost 20 years ago my right hand turned blue. Bright blue.
I was alarmed that circulation might be blocked but my hand was warm and fully sensitive without a trace of numbness or pins and needles.
The back of my hand was bluer than my palm. I drank no colloidal silver so it wasn't that. I showed my GP the hand and he sent me immediately to a cardiologist which I thought was overkill. I felt healthy except for a sore lower back and smoking side effects.

The doctor was totally stumped. I went home and looked for any causes on my own. It turned darker blue as if I had a ring that was really a hor-crux but I wore no rings. It was then I noticed my hand became bluer after a shower. Gradually it spread to my neck and I was getting nervous.

My back was not getting any better either. I noticed I was bracing my back with my hand or just tucked in in the back of my waistband. That was it. The washing machine confirmed my suspicion, it was the new shirt from K Mart made in Bangladesh that had a dye that was activated by water. It rubbed off invisibly but water would set the dye to turn blue. I went back to the store and bought more of the identical shirts. Alcohol would not activate the dye, only water.

I still have the fine particles of the invisible dye suspended in alcohol. Since then there has been only one occasion when a certain brother in law got a Xmas present from Santa of a nice bottle of after shave.

Yours truly Donuel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 18 - 08:26 PM

Ancient Bramen Hindu knew the secret of becoming true blue bloods.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/internet-sensation-papa-smurf-dies-blue-people-live/story?id=20368758
Everyone can get methemoglobinemia.

Only a few can have the gene... https://www.yahoo.com/gma/fugates-kentucky-skin-bluer-lake-louise-200247843--abc-news.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 18 - 06:17 PM

Words of Wisdom by Amos, from long, long ago:

"The congenital form of methemoglobinemia has an autosomal recessive pattern of inheritance.

Due to a deficiency of the enzyme diaphorase I (NADH methemoglobin reductase), methemoglobin levels rise and the blood of met-Hb patients has reduced oxygen-carrying capacity. Instead of being red in color, the arterial blood of met-Hb patients is brown. This results in the skin of Caucasian patients gaining a bluish hue. Hereditary met-Hb is caused by a recessive gene. If only one parent has this gene, offspring will have normal-hued skin, but if both parents carry the gene there is a chance the offspring will have blue-hued skin.

Another cause of congenital methemoglobinemia is seen in patients with abnormal hemoglobin variants such as hemoglobin M (HbM), or hemoglobin H (HbH), which are not amenable to reduction despite intact enzyme systems.

Methemoglobinemia can also arise in patients with pyruvate kinase deficiency due to impaired production of NADH - the essential cofactor for diaphorase I. Similarly, patients with Glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase (G6PD) deficiency may have impaired production of another co-factor, NADPH."

I assume he stole it from somewhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 18 - 09:03 PM

Monocytes view things simplistically. Neutrophils cannot chose a side.

This is all you need to know about blood, unless you're full of hemocyanin, in which case you're a true blue blood!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 18 - 10:12 AM

Bloody wonderful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 18 - 05:39 AM

I have it on authority from ancient alien nutritionists that aliens care NOT FOR HUMAN HAMBURGER BUT PREFER BLOOD SMOOTHIES.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 18 - 09:49 PM

No! It's the so-called "Tiagong-1"! Next weekend! Invasion of the Tiagong-snatchers! They MUST NOT SUCCEED!!!! We will not be hamburger on the hoof!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 18 - 09:09 PM

Relax no one is coming for your guns.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 18 - 07:09 PM

AUX ARMES, MES AMIS!!!


For they are coming for us!!!
Car ils viennent pour nous!

Til vopna! Til vopna!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Mar 18 - 11:54 AM

Great. The first big sneeze of spring just hit - the kind that alerts me to the burgeoning pollen count. I need to work outdoors today, so I'll be up to my eyeballs in antihistamines. Unlike MOM, I don't like to work in the garden wearing a bee-keeper's helmet to filter particulates.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 18 - 10:00 AM

People are saying that a thing called "Tiangong-1" will fall out of the sky on April 1, more or less anyway. Please be aware that this is NOT what it purports to be! It is actually the "mother ship" of yet another force, sent by the Galactic Overlord, to crush the courage and determination of Terrans, the rightful owners of what we call "Earth."

TO ARMS!! TO ARMS!! For they are coming to enslave you and turn you into hamburger-on-the-hoof! It's not too late to grab your blaster and FOLLOW ME!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Mar 18 - 06:31 PM

Your Imperious Rapturous Rapness,
I know not how the power outages in Massachusetts
were connected to your rental condo in Hawai'i,
but I wish it hadn't happened either.

One of my favorite branches of the library network
suffered flooding in between nor'easters
and had to be closed for a week.

Hope you all recover soon from your respiratory complaints.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Mar 18 - 05:54 PM

That was odd.

Thank goodness it's Friday, we can forget about it soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 18 - 03:51 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 18 - 08:51 AM

Mom! Mom! It's happened! Good news! Wake up, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 18 - 08:07 PM

MINE!! ALL MINE!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 18 - 07:36 PM

We were in the condo we'd rented in Maui. About a minute from finishing packing and getting out. One or two small things to pack at the most, up there on the 7th floor.

And the power went out. I was told it was because of the weather in Massachu...Masash...Maine.

There was a big noise, like a super-strength yard blower machine. I figured that it had tripped the circuit breakers.

Nope! It was the building's emergency generators! We could safely move our luggage down the elevator instead of schlepping it down seven floors.

In fact, two big generators were working, one for each side of the building. Our friends loaded their car (one of them was using a walker) and off we went for Kahalui and home.

It would be nice if the Northeast wouldn't mess up the power in Hawai'i when there were snowstorms.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Mar 18 - 01:51 PM

For obvious unknown reasons The Mother of all BS threads will switch places with Whats the weather like where you are, until further notice.

Our daffodil garden sports one blooming daffodil scout while the others are keeping their heads down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Mar 18 - 12:46 PM

in southeastern New England,
one consequence of snowstorm after snowstorm,
with ice, freezing, downed trees, and power failures,
is that
electronic communications are tangled and snarled up
even after the streets have been plowed
and the motor traffic is rolling along as usual.

Having no computer at home of my own,
I rely on public computer workstations.
And these have not been the same since all the storms hit.
The internet providers hereabouts are all overburdened and slow.
Don't even ask about telephones and voice-mail;
here at a local branch of FedEx Office [formerly known as Kinko's]
the staff is cheerfully working jobs
at their copiers and printers, with electricity on,
but their telephones are snarled up and they can't call out
without hitting voice-mail hold-message recordings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 22 Mar 18 - 10:46 AM

Ahhhhhh. The light dawns. Possibly upwards.

Q. What do you call a stupid Gnome?

A. Nothing. It's not big and it's not clever...

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 18 - 10:40 AM

Because of its geography, rain DOES fall "up" (as does everything else) in places in the Southern Hemisphere (like Australia and New Zealand). This is not embarrassing for ladies in skirts or men in kilts, because the gravity there is also reversed. Newton's classic "FG = Gm1m2/r2 uses both negative and imaginary numbers below the Equator. That is why Tuvalu has already established colonies on the Moon, Mars, and several asteroids, as the escape velocity there is negative ("falling upwards").

To answer DtG's original question, we in the North are "under the weather" of the South.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 22 Mar 18 - 04:55 AM

I never understood the expression being under the weather. Surely, unless we have upwards rain, we are always under the weather?

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Mar 18 - 12:34 AM

Set up a new small radio in the kitchen with preset channels and aux in for my phone to play audio books while I cook. Got it at the Goodwill for $6. MOM'S counting coups this evening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 18 - 09:19 PM

Ah, I have returned from that time in the Sandwich Islands.

I never knew there were so many, many kinds of sandwiches as there are there: poi, poi and cheese, big poi, whopper poi, quarter poi, double poi, poi with bacon, poi with horseradish sauce, poi tacos, bigger poi, poi and swiss on rye...more Sandwiches in those Islands than you can imagine.

Now to do the laundry and get some SLEEP!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Mar 18 - 07:33 PM

"Tie yourself to the wheel if you must!"???

LASH. One does not tie one's self to the wheel. They LASH.

"That leaves Gnu totally blameless and above the fray.
Gnu you are the new paragon of virtue by default!"

Ahhh, we have Just-In to be ashamed of. Lyin', two-faced little rich kid POS. Did you see him in India? What a fuckin' joke.

Okay, I gotta run up the genie. Make sure she's up for anything. Shouldn't be bad according to ECanada but I got seagulls up the ass here. Seagulls can see way out to sea, see? And when seagulls see what they see coming in from the sea, the get away from the sea. Of course, it was garbage day today so... we'll know how much snow we're gonna get after it stops snowing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 Mar 18 - 01:16 PM

MOAB is too close to dropping out of sight.
Up we go before the snow begins to fall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 Mar 18 - 01:33 PM

Gnu might have snow, and more snow, to contend with
in his location in the North Atlantic maritimes.

Here in eastern Massachusetts
we have a snowmaker arriving within twenty-four hours,
which is now dumping snow in Pennsylvania at last report.

Then another snowmaker is supposed to show up this coming weekend.

And today the first official day of spring . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 18 - 06:58 AM

Brits are embarrassed by Cambridge Analytical, Americans are ashamed of Facebook. Were all a bit under the weather from Stormy morn porn, new Trump death penalties or Brexit taxes.

That leaves Gnu totally blameless and above the fray.
Gnu you are the new paragon of virtue by default!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Mar 18 - 10:10 PM

People seem to be under the weather. Has the snow lifted in the Norther Tier yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Vashta Nerada
Date: 19 Mar 18 - 03:20 PM

After the large rocks were in place I put down steel edging and filled in the gaps with pea gravel. Now for the weeds to move in.

Amos, kick the side with the shuttle and let the mothership know you're still around. (OST imagery).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Mar 18 - 09:21 PM

I think A had his last chemo in the series. Now to get to feeling better again!

I've lugged rocks and pieces of concrete around the yard for the past couple of days. This is nothing like the planetary play Rap suggests, and before someone else suggests it, this is not a way to get one's rocks off. I did smash a toe, though, and had to get that rock out of the way quickly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Mar 18 - 03:49 PM

We all do what we do for the endorphins Rap. You must have big ones.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Mar 18 - 12:41 AM

I understand that Amos is playing a round tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 03:28 PM

How and what fundamental particles and forces are "forged" are tantalizingly displayed here in less than 10 minutes.
Math as the language, geometry as the cosmos results in beautiful patterns you can see here
https://www.ted.com/talks/garrett_lisi_on_his_theory_of_everything


This is the kind of stuff called high risk-high reward. I first saw this concept presented in a Scientific American magazine almost 10 years ago. It looked promising. It predicts up to 8 different Higgs 'God particles' but 4 is a good start.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 12:43 PM

Rap that is just salacious word play with celestial mechanics. tsk tsk
play is good

It is true that I have played with suppositions about the cosmos for 50 years. With the more I have playfully learned from the serious measurements of dedicated scientists the more I can back up my claims.
For example; (roll eyes or not)

Uniting quantum gravity with relativity is a dead end.
To best unfold the New Physics it is far more important to unite Field Physics with Relativity in which quantum behavior is the fundamental vibrating music of the cosmos.

The new field force carrier is not just one Higgs boson, it is as many as 4-8 variants of the Higgs. These other variants are called technicolor versions that simply have their quarks in different configurations. (we do not yet know which variant we may have detected in the HADRON collider)



My serious explanations of the mysteries of Expansion*, Dark matter* and dark energy* are as follows:


In the begining when space time was born and all the universe's spinning fundamental particles and forces were forged and began their journey through time, the great mass of the expansion
phase of the early tiny universe was slowed to a crawl by the effect of mass on spacetime .
To us it would appear as if very little time passed and only seemed faster than light. Eventually the universe appears to expand at a phenomenal rate.

Measurements show that after 4 billion years the expansion appears to slow down. Gradually the slowing expansion stopped after 7 billion years and up until now an acceleration of the universe is in full sway. My theory is that black holes forge many of the variants of higg bosons, some of which expand space instead of only giving mass to matter.
These different kinds of higg bosons may number from 4 to eight different kinds and produce all the forces and forms of matter including dark matter and space time.
Just as the big bang produced different kinds of bosons, so do black holes which have effected the expansion of the universe. These exotic forms of technicolor bosons forged in black holes like the
forging of fundamental forces in the big bang, have now significantly increased more technicolor bosons and tipped the balance that are now causing the accelerated expansion of the universe.

Usually I only say that black holes are respondsible for the acceleration of our universe hoping someone might ask why, but no one ever has.

Who'da ever thought a dyslexic savant could come up with a more simple Occam Razor explanation of the mysteries of the cosmos?

Amos, this is the way my 'tendril' feels the Cosmos and all its attractions and repulsions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 12:23 PM

There are those who get a thrill from that sort of thing, but I am not among them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 09:07 AM

. . . near your WHERE !?

Nowhere near MY where, I should hope.
Naughty, naughty Venus.
Wait until Pluto confronts her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 07:22 AM

I meant to mention that on March 29 Venus will be messing around near Uranus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 18 - 02:57 AM

Mom, I'm sorry I haven't been around lately, but I am trying very, very hard to cope with the weather. I mean, 77F during the day and 65F at night, for days and days on end. Maybe a little rain, but maybe not.

Anyway, I went to a Doc In A Box today for a cough that's pretty ugly. Just a cough, but I guess if I go to Hawai'i or Norway I get sick. I shan't say what I think of that.

Amos, stick it! You can do it! Stay the course! Tie yourself to the wheel if you must!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 18 - 07:45 PM

Hi, Mom!

Sorry I haven't been around lately. I just haven't had squat to say for the last few days.

But today is different! I do have squat to say! So, here it is:






"SQUAT!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Mar 18 - 06:16 PM

Just went out to the parking lot to scrape off the parked car.
The falling snow covered the car as fast as I could scrape off
the snow that had fallen last night.
Visibility? Well, you CAN see across the parking lot. Just.
It will be after dark before long. Not going out again until after sunrise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Mar 18 - 01:46 PM

why, yes, we ARE getting clobbered up here.
Visibility roughly one quarter of a mile.
A good day to stay indoors.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Mar 18 - 11:41 AM

A friend in NYC tells me the snow flakes are smaller today, unlike the big sloppy non-stick ones last week. He also thinks New England (his people are in Massachusetts) will get clobbered. Stay warm, all of you (if any MOABites are up there).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Mar 18 - 11:31 AM

Third time's the charm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Mar 18 - 10:13 AM

...and here comes ANOTHER blizzard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Mar 18 - 11:17 AM

Thanks, gnu, for poking your head out between snowstorms
and telling us you are still around.
Hang in there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Mar 18 - 02:08 PM

Lurk. Lurk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Mar 18 - 11:13 PM

Amos, keep on keeping on.

Good heavens, the BS threads are sparse of late.
I see the Keyboard Warriors are going at it hammer and tongs
on ONE thread, but only one.
Otherwise things are quieter than usual down here.


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