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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 08 Nov 17 - 02:55 PM
Donuel 07 Nov 17 - 06:11 PM
keberoxu 07 Nov 17 - 02:40 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Nov 17 - 05:21 AM
Rapparee 06 Nov 17 - 08:27 PM
Rapparee 05 Nov 17 - 09:41 PM
Amos 05 Nov 17 - 03:06 PM
Rapparee 05 Nov 17 - 01:21 PM
Amos 05 Nov 17 - 10:51 AM
Stilly River Sage 05 Nov 17 - 10:12 AM
Rapparee 04 Nov 17 - 01:00 PM
Rapparee 04 Nov 17 - 11:28 AM
Stilly River Sage 03 Nov 17 - 08:34 PM
Rapparee 03 Nov 17 - 10:29 AM
Donuel 03 Nov 17 - 12:01 AM
Rapparee 02 Nov 17 - 08:17 PM
Donuel 02 Nov 17 - 07:59 AM
Rapparee 01 Nov 17 - 10:52 PM
Rapparee 01 Nov 17 - 05:30 PM
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Rapparee 30 Oct 17 - 07:49 PM
Rapparee 29 Oct 17 - 07:55 PM
Amos 29 Oct 17 - 07:27 PM
Rapparee 28 Oct 17 - 10:37 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Oct 17 - 04:43 PM
Donuel 28 Oct 17 - 10:31 AM
Rapparee 27 Oct 17 - 10:39 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Oct 17 - 09:12 PM
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Donuel 27 Oct 17 - 06:24 PM
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Rapparee 26 Oct 17 - 09:21 PM
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Amos 26 Oct 17 - 03:06 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Oct 17 - 10:24 AM
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Rapparee 25 Oct 17 - 10:12 PM
Amos 25 Oct 17 - 02:59 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 17 - 02:55 PM

Well, I found Mom again. Apparently she once again sold her vote for a pint of rotgut whiskey -- and then several more times. She was muttering something about, "I shoulda voted for Garfield" but did say if she meant James A. or the comical cat. She's in her usual place, sleeping it off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 17 - 06:11 PM

MOM will jus bid 'er time until post
# 56789


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Nov 17 - 02:40 PM

Congrats, Acme,
on getting both adult children
past the gainfully-employed hurdle.

Parents can have a lot of sleepless nights
over that one ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Nov 17 - 05:21 AM

Mom has assured me that she will, in fact, sin no more.

On the other hand, she has no plans for sinning any less.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 17 - 08:27 PM

Arise, and sin no more!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 09:41 PM

Here, Amos. There are more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 03:06 PM

Days of 49?! Learned that one from an old Frank Warner recording back in the ?50s. It has always been a favorite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 01:21 PM

Well, that's where I live, Amos. In a little old sod shanty log cabin in the mountainous plains of Idaho. I also appreciate this sort of song, because there is a lot of this around here even now. So's a bit of this.

Acme, if you really want to get that out without much trouble, then try explosives. Nobody in Texas cares if you do. Just snakehole some 60% (I suggest at least 10 sticks chained with PETN just to be sure). It'll work like a charm, and if you do it right you won't need the digger!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 10:51 AM

Love the Little Old Sod Shanty song. I learned it about 60 years ago. It isn?t much in demand anymore, so it?s very nice to find somebody still appreciate it


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 10:12 AM

I wish the Old Settler didn't have as conspicuously a Southern accent. And the words aren't quite the way I learned them. But such is the world of folk music. . .

The friend who will replace my sewer line this month hit the water line yesterday during an exploratory dig. We discovered a robust foundation that used to support a rock walled monstrosity that sat in front of my porch. The pipe is repaired, the foundation continues to be an issue. I'd love to have it gone completely.

If I'm not around much in the next couple of weeks, it's because I'm digging up the front yard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 17 - 01:00 PM

And here....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 17 - 11:28 AM

Here I am....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Nov 17 - 08:34 PM

Great links, Rap. Nice music.

Number 1 (and only) daughter landed a new job yesterday: Her two year fellowship started in February of this year, and they told her that if things worked out well that when it ended she might find a permanent job. But a librarian job opened up and they waved it past her - she turned in her application and within hours they had an offer for her. She is now a permanent employee at a world-class small museum (with benefits.) Happy happy Mom here! Both children free of college debt and gainfully employed.

Now back to the regular nonsense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 17 - 10:29 AM

Oh, I'm not the finest man who ever breathed. I'm not that conceited. No, I'm quite humble and very proud to be so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Nov 17 - 12:01 AM

Doesn't it get boring always hearing that you are the finest man who ever breathed. Are you an Irish performance artist by any chance? You sound like you might be a lead singer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 17 - 08:17 PM

Really? I've been told I'm F-ing #.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Nov 17 - 07:59 AM

Wolf tones are an ugly cross interference nexus of acoustic nullifying nodes. They usually occur in the most resonant of instruments.
They often reside at F#


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 17 - 10:52 PM

Alone, all alone....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 17 - 05:30 PM

Oh, MOM! Where IS everybody?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 17 - 07:14 PM

Happy
Hallowe'en!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 17 - 07:49 PM

Down in North Carolina, way down in there,
Yeah way down in North Carolina, way down there,
Flows the mighty muddy Eno River,
Yeah, it flows way down there.

That there mighty Eno River, it only floods in the spring,
In the summer, and winter, and fall.
Yeah, it only floods all the year round.
And the residents all wail and bawl.

(tbc)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 17 - 07:55 PM

I went down, down to North Carolina
Saw old Amos, playin' there.
He was singin', pickin' and singin',
So clean, so cool, all bare.

In Hillsborough, you gotta be a nudist
E'en when the sedge is withered and sere.
Cuz down there in North Carolina
Folks don't really have any care.

(to be continued)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 17 - 07:27 PM

An excellent beginning to a sturdy Piedmont blues piece, Sir Booque!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 10:37 PM

This here's for Amos!

Woke up this mornin' in Nawth Carolina
Yeah, I woke up the mornin' in Nawth Carolina
No pickup, no shotgun, no banjo,
Jis me and my gitar in Nawth Carolina
Jis me and my blues, in Nawth Carolina.

Ain't no telling, in Nawth Carolina
Ain't no telling, in Nawth Carolina
No tellin', no whiskey, no banjo,
Jis me and my gitar in Nawth Carolina
Jis me and my blues in Nawth Carolina.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 04:43 PM

Hi, Mom! I have decided to build a dovecote. It is a bit of a bizarre decision since I don't own any doves, don't plan on buying any doves and don't even like doves. I just want something nobody else has, and nobody I know has a dovecote.

Since my dovecote is not going to actually house doves, I need not be constrained by conventional dovecote construction materials or standards. I can build it from any material I choose, and make it as large or small as I desire. I can make it from toothpick shards and two inches tall. It doesn't even have to look like a conventional dovecote. It can look like a dog turd.

And when someone asks,"Why do you have a dog turd made from broken toothpicks in your yard?" I'll tell them, "It's not a dog turd, it's a dovecote. Can't you tell?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Oct 17 - 10:31 AM

A baritone uke is 2 1/2 ft. long which is huge I suppose, if you are 3 feet tall.

Speaking of culture there is kim chi or the common pickle


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 10:39 PM

Never had kefir but I have had kumis. I've also had makgeolli and soju.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 09:12 PM

So good to see culture being discussed - even if it is yogurt and kefir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 08:16 PM

I've never seen a huge ukulele
Une telle chose est impossible
An exceedingly rare phenomenon
And something of an oxymoron


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 17 - 06:24 PM

Kefir? that stuff is rotten...in a good way.

56700 so what. I collect only prime numbers or squares of primes.

What I have done is just turn a huge ukulele into a lute. uke2lute

Uke to Luke,
On a lute
Its the fingers
make notes linger
to add ringing
to the singing
of the songs
we sing along


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Oct 17 - 10:21 PM

As I deal with the issues of PMR and taking and tapering Prednisone, I am monitoring my calcium and sodium. I visit a local discount grocery that gets unsold items near their shelf date and sells for 25 to 50% of the regular retail price. They usually have a lot of expensive yogurt brands that comes from the Whole Foods and other high-end groceries. I've discovered several cultured mild products there, including the skyr you mention, essentially another form of kefir, a drinkable yogurt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 17 - 09:21 PM

Ha ha!

56700!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 17 - 09:19 PM

Or play a guitar like our Amos
In Nawth Carilina, God save us!
It filleth the air
With music so rare
That there ain't no real way to make this last line much of anything.

Mom, this may be the last post I'll ever post. But probably not. In fact, almost assuredly not. So there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Oct 17 - 03:06 PM

I have little use for a Viking.
A flautist's much more to my liking!
He tootle so snidely
That the sound travels widely
And pierces (without any miking)!

But if you have no ear for fluting
Pray next, try your hand at good luting!
It filleth the air
With a melody rare
And cannot be accused of polluting!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Oct 17 - 10:24 AM

It had something to do with candlesticks. Grabbing gold or silver candlesticks was looting. Grabbing brass or pewter candlesticks was pillaging. Or maybe it was the other way around. I forget.

Either way, I gave up and became a wandering minstrel. You don't have to know the difference between looting and pillaging to sing about them.

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

I tried to pillage, and tried to loot
But screwed it up and got the boot
So now I sing and strum my lute
And beat my drum and toot my flute

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Oct 17 - 08:02 AM

I flunked out of Viking school because I couldn't grasp the difference between looting and pillaging. The rest of the class would be looting merrily along, but the instructor would be yelling at me, "No, you stupid shitbird! That's not looting! That's pillaging! Now drop and give me twenty! And do it right next time!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 17 - 10:12 PM

Speaking of food, whilst in Iceland we discovered skyr (pronounced "skeer" as in "He got a good skeer at the doctor's yesterday"). It's kinda like yogurt, but less sweet. Yes, you can get it in the US (Kroger affiliates, among others). There's Siggi's, smari, and Icelandic Provisions, that I know of. I like Siggi's whole milk product the best of that line, but they are all quite good.

Or, you can make your own. Here is one of several recipes you can find on the Internet.

Once you eat skyr you'll feel a sudden urge to run out and loot, plunder, and burn just like a Viking. If you can't suppress this urge I suggest you do the burning last.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 17 - 02:59 PM

Look ye unto the lilies of the field. They neither cook not, neither do they strain. Yet verily, Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. Especially fried with a little butter on them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Oct 17 - 11:36 PM

I see it's beginning to feel like cooking season. I'm getting set to make my first batch of stew this fall; I bought parsnips last week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 17 - 10:14 PM

I take whatever I feel like making and let the leftovers fall where they may. If I were to take pie, someone would bitch. If I took salad, someone would moan. If I took ice cream, someone would complain about it not being gluten free. If I took bacon, someone would complain that it wasn't kosher. If they don't like it they don't have to eat it. But homemade German Potato Salad, that's always appreciated!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Oct 17 - 04:21 PM

Man does not live by pie alone
Let them eat cake


Invention: Chocolate (orange-lemon) Pecan pie / whipped cream


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Oct 17 - 08:04 AM

Hi, Mom!

I have discovered the answer to the vexing question of what to take to potluck parties. Forget about trying to avoid offending the vegetarians while still coming up with something rabid carnivores can stand to eat. Don't take pasta salad that won't be eaten. Don't take fried chicken that will make some people regard you as a barbarian. Just take a pie. Everyone likes pie. If there were nothing on the table but a hundred different pies, nobody'd care. They'd all eat pie and be happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 10:37 PM

Yup, sure is.

And I'm home, for about three weeks anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 09:56 PM

For Amos in North Carolina, as well as everybody here.
Just read an inspirational story in a magazine off the rack,
about a nutrition initiative in Edgecombe County, North Carolina.
If I can make a blicky link out of this page,
then you can read this story online.

for the last twelve years, this Baptist congregation has been growing fruits and vegetables


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 12:49 PM

MOM, the dogs and I are going for a walk, hoping to pick up pecans knocked out of the tree by last night's wind and rain. I asked the neighbor, he said it's okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 12:47 PM

Amos bring a shovel.

Key: "As simple as 1,2,3" quote E.T.
When looking west from west of any of the boundary islands
Pick the second highest prominence/area
3 body lengths due N of the most prominent tree
One body length down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 12:20 PM

Black Beard actually hid booty in holes he dug.
Some of these are still undiscovered.
As he used to say;

Black Holes Matter


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 09:37 AM

They used to tease him, calling him "Teddie Itch" but for some reason no one has called him that in years. Total silence. It's like they're all dead or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 09:37 AM

I have lyrics darker than Tom could ever commercialize.

Meanwhile on the bright side from 'fake reality unto death'

The fake is real and real turns fake
In the hate of a mind insane
It's easy for heroic McCain
to expose lies Trump painfully feigns.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 17 - 07:45 PM

The North Carolina shore has long been known to be the hangout of the notorious Eddie Teach. Be careful.


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