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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Donuel 12 Nov 18 - 08:35 AM
Stilly River Sage 11 Nov 18 - 07:27 PM
keberoxu 11 Nov 18 - 02:19 PM
Donuel 10 Nov 18 - 08:41 AM
Rapparee 09 Nov 18 - 09:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Nov 18 - 05:06 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Nov 18 - 04:07 PM
Rapparee 08 Nov 18 - 11:19 PM
Amos 08 Nov 18 - 10:11 PM
Donuel 08 Nov 18 - 09:10 PM
Amos 08 Nov 18 - 08:22 PM
Donuel 08 Nov 18 - 04:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Nov 18 - 11:45 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Nov 18 - 11:35 PM
Rapparee 07 Nov 18 - 11:29 PM
Little Hawk 07 Nov 18 - 09:21 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Nov 18 - 08:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Nov 18 - 04:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Nov 18 - 12:48 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Nov 18 - 10:11 AM
Rapparee 06 Nov 18 - 09:58 AM
Donuel 05 Nov 18 - 08:36 PM
Rapparee 05 Nov 18 - 07:40 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 04 Nov 18 - 11:54 PM
Rapparee 04 Nov 18 - 10:09 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Nov 18 - 10:22 AM
Donuel 04 Nov 18 - 08:16 AM
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Stilly River Sage 03 Nov 18 - 02:28 PM
Amos 03 Nov 18 - 11:27 AM
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Donuel 03 Nov 18 - 09:51 AM
Little Hawk 03 Nov 18 - 09:36 AM
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Bee-dubya-ell 02 Nov 18 - 06:06 PM
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Donuel 02 Nov 18 - 10:27 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Nov 18 - 08:35 AM

Politics uses BS but it is a real and present Industry. Politics is not the Government.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Nov 18 - 07:27 PM

My neighbor had the same ailment recently, Amos. You're both lucky it was caught before it went further, because it can.

I'm taking apart pieces of the old fence in the back yard and doing the math as far as putting up a new part of my fence to connect to the new one next door this week. I think I can recycle all of the metal parts so I'm only out the lumber and fence pickets. Being frugal, stubborn, and retired means I have time for this. And frankly, working out in the yard without any radio or cable or any broadcast noise means I don't have to listen to as much about politics like BWL will until all of that counting is over. Politics - the biggest source of BS ever invented.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Nov 18 - 02:19 PM

Amos, I hope the hospital soon releases you
in better health than you went in. So sorry for what happened.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 18 - 08:41 AM

Trading a fever for a fire sounds good to me
Good epic move Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 18 - 09:08 PM

I'm leaving for SLC tomorrow and then flying to MDW on Sunday. I hope that the airline will ask all the veterans on the plane to stand and then give them their round-trip trip free for nothin'. But I really doubt it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Nov 18 - 05:06 PM

Gotta love Fresh Air and their repeat interviews on Friday. Today they replayed a 2010 interview with the physicist and international rock star Brian May. Who discussed the physics of his composition on one of the few venues that wouldn't make faces at the discussion.

Amos, your cold gig reminds me that there is freeze warning here tonight. But I don't have to rush home from the university to go out and pick the green tomatoes, I can do it now with a couple of hours of sunlight left. One of the many benefits of retirement.

The exam yesterday went well, clean bill of health, only one 5mm polyp to be snipped. Good luck with your upcoming procedure, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Nov 18 - 04:07 PM

Meanwhile, down here in Floriduh, my initial post-election disgust has been tempered by late ballots which have moved what initially appeared to be Republican wins for both governor and US Senate races into recount land. Of course, the Republicans are crying "Foul!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 18 - 11:19 PM

Amos, a winning State Senator here (Abernathy, Democrat, IBEW member) was surprised to his socks by defeating a R********n in this scarlet state. Unfortunately, the Demo governor candidate Paulette Jordan (Nex Perce as well as a woman) didn't make it. No matter who won the Lt. Gov. it was the first woman Lt. Gov. in the state's history. 'Tis an interesting time indeed!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 18 - 10:11 PM

I will say this, we certainly are living in interesting times. The chaos and up he will love the news in just a little as two or three days has been in to make a buddy wonder. I am delighted with the number of lovely firebreathing women who have shown up on the political front and barged To the fore.    My fingers are still crossed for the lovely lady from Georgia. I am
fascinated by the intricacies of announcer said you being dumb by people like Rachel Maddow and cuppa Joe   Some of which is remarkable insightful and my mind refreshingly sensible. I have able to observe all lives only because I am been blessed with a four-day vacation in a nearby hospital where I have been being tortured for having her urinary infection which got as far as one of my kidneys. Anatomically improbable as it may seem this event put the wind up in the local doctors. So they ship me off for three days of drip antibiotics and saline solution and now they think they’ve got there with around it and then I am free of fevers and free of chills so looks like I will probably be going home tomorrow   Yay me
The whole thing started when I Played a benefit gig to help out the widow of a local musician who died of liver cancer unexpectedly. It was a cold night and a cheap garage and the door was open to The chill, and I had to stand around for several hours before it came our turn to perform. By then it had gotten ipretty late, and when we started into our first number couple of the local drunks took severe exception each other and started trying to eradicate each other‘s physical presence by the use of force. Fortunately, they got a hold of before they could cause any further disruption. But by the time I got home I was chilled to the bone and started having fevers and chills the next day. I guess there are some parts of North Carolina but I shouldn’t go to after dark. Thank goodness for Medicare —.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Nov 18 - 09:10 PM

Pho-oey that was funny and I was not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 18 - 08:22 PM

Actually, it is a very highly refined kind of plastic material that is found only in the jungles of Vietnam .Many things are made from it, and the leftover bits can be eaten with a light sauce or stirred into a soup. Among the things that are made from Vietnamese pho are pho news, pho leather, Naugahyde, pho furs of various species, pho Republicans, also knowns as Rinos, and pho Christians, for example.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Nov 18 - 04:40 PM

The fastest healing tissue is the intestine and colon similar to gums.
So you will get well soon when the time comes be it at polyp clipping or resection.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Nov 18 - 11:45 AM

Like some of the Gaelic names, as I recall. Like plain ol' easy to say "Sweeny" is "Suibhne."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Nov 18 - 11:35 PM

Vietnam was a French colony for many years. Maybe the "p-h-o" spelling has something to do with how the French pronounce pho. The French never pronounce anything the way it's spelled. Heck, they don't even pronounce half the letters in most of their words.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 18 - 11:29 PM

Go, Stilly, go!

(I have a surgery deriving from my last colonoscopy on Nov. 29.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Nov 18 - 09:21 PM

Yes, it's pronounced "pha"....like "Hah!"....only it's spelled "pho" for some reason, which makes no sense at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 18 - 08:00 PM

No pho for me tonight; instead, it was the salty grape-flavored-drink-that-isn't-fooling-anyone that hastens the poo. [pron. "poo."] Yes, indeed, the colonoscopy is tomorrow. (Not complaining, other of MOM's regulars have had a lot more unpleasant procedures this year. I might not have mentioned it if not for the word play.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Nov 18 - 04:40 PM

Mom!

I had leftover pho (Vietnamese soup) for lunch. I just learned a few days ago that the correct pronunciation of "pho" is not "foe", but "fa". So, why isn't it spelled "pha" so people will pronounce it right?

I mean, it's not like the Vietnamese spell the word "p-h-o". They don't even use the same alphabet we do. Some so-called linguist decided that the proper English transcription of the Vietnamese word pronounced "fa" is "pho". Huh? Sure, there are English words in which the letter "O" is pronounced "ah" (like "got") but they don't end with "O". There's not a single English word ending in "O" in which that final vowel is pronounced "ah".   It's like someone decided to spell a word in a way that defies conventional English spelling so that waiters in Vietnamese restaurants can snicker at dumbass Americans who don't know how to pronounce "pho".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Nov 18 - 12:48 PM

Yeah. I live in one of the reddest counties in Texas, apparently. But they gerrymandered us all into one long, skinny Democratic district so we can't upset their GOP plans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Nov 18 - 10:11 AM

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

The Democratic Voter Blues

Well, I woke up this mornin', it was Election Day
I said I woke up this mornin', it was Election Day
Gonna drive up to the courthouse
I'm gonna have my say

Gonna vote for anybody who is a Democrat
Gonna vote for anybody who is a Democrat
'Cause I don't like me no Republicans
And that's a sho' nuff fact

Now the county that I live in, it's red as it can be
I said the county that I live in, it's red as it can be
But I don't pay that no attention
Don't let it bother me

I vote for Democrats, even though I know they'll lose
I said I vote for Democrats, even though I know they'll lose
But I know come tomorrow mornin'
I'll have those Democratic voter blues

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 18 - 09:58 AM

Amos, there was no reference to you in my last post. I had others in mind, some of them in government.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Nov 18 - 08:36 PM

To each their own
I prefer pussy purses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 18 - 07:40 PM

I've known some drunken hemorrhoids in my life. Alcohol sodden pains in the south end when you go north. True piles, but discretion forbids me to say of what.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Nov 18 - 11:54 PM

So Amazon seems to have discovered a link between hemorrhoids and drunk driving. Does law enforcement know about this? Instead of tailing drunks leaving bars at closing time, the cops could just stake out proctologists' offices.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 18 - 10:09 PM

Okaaaay...I was searching for a sitz batch on Amazon and ended up here, the ultimate of the sort, I guess: sitz bath. (No, it was not for me.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Nov 18 - 10:22 AM

In this part of Texas, planting a trumpet vine is considered as insane as planting kudzu in your neck of the woods. And planting wisteria isn't far behind that. Lovely as they both are, they grow so big, so fast, they tear stuff down under their weight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Nov 18 - 08:16 AM

In the hierarchy of invasive species
Many starving homes fell to bankrupcies
Our house pumping heat into the sky
A House so lucky neighbors ask why
A big House divided against itself
Small house thats cute as an elf.
Some Houses were never fact based
House producing lots of waste
House hiding flaws under paint
like lies of a legend Saint
House with a problem that could return.
House in the shade with lots of fern

But a house in the sun has more fun

Even when its doused by rain
Some houses feel no pain
Others are betrayed by a louse
But the house to protect a loving spouse

The family lives lifetimes from nest to rest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Nov 18 - 11:01 PM

I am eternally grateful that our one misguided attempt to grow a patch of bamboo failed. At the time, I didn't know how easily some bamboo varieties can become uncontrollable pests.

So, we don't have bamboo. Instead, we have a bumper crop of Japanese climbing fern, which is only surpassed by kudzu in the hierarchy of invasive nastiness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Nov 18 - 09:51 PM

That might work on bamboo.

(they're Chinese berries)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 18 - 04:30 PM

Neighbor and I once dug, cut, chemically, and probably salted a vine (name: GODDAMNED VINE). Finally, we dropped a lit highway flare on the and watched it burn -- it didn't come back after that. I guess it felt unwelcome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Nov 18 - 02:28 PM

BWL - I prodded at the roots with my spade fork and have concluded that I need to put on my steel-toed boots, sharpen the adze side of the mattock, and chop out those suckers. As you say, extreme prejudice. I headed them, but they're not dead yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Nov 18 - 11:27 AM

I'm all for Musketeers of any stamp. Bathos, not so much, but at least it can sometimes be blamed on some catastrophe or the disruption caused by one misguided Republican individual. Anyway, my personal distaste for the emotional swamps presented by others is not really very important. Making something good happen is a lot more important.

That's why Mom keeps going. Sooner or later her >58,000 bits of flawless literary production will be released on the world and cause an intellectual revolution not seen on Earth since the Enlightenment, or Luther's Ninety-five Theses, or the day Llewellyn W. Thudpucker left his native home.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Nov 18 - 10:40 AM

Don, if the berries are magenta, they're American Beautyberry. If they're blue, they're Chinese Sapphire Berry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Nov 18 - 09:51 AM

Hey I've got beauty berries but they are more vine like than shrubs.
I was told they are Chinese sapphire berries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Nov 18 - 09:36 AM

What is the point?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Nov 18 - 10:43 PM

Or of Athos, Aramis, or Porthos, for that matter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 18 - 09:39 PM

Amos, what is your opinion on bathos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Nov 18 - 06:06 PM

I'm not sure it's possible to execute a lantana short of totally uprooting it. I call what I do to my lantanas and American Beautyberries "dead-heading with extreme prejudice".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Nov 18 - 05:20 PM

The book went into a new printing after that video went viral.

I executed a lantana hedge in my back yard this afternoon. This is a suitable activity for a fall day. What isn't suitable are the xmas commercials that are turning up NOW on television. And the ornaments and holiday music-playing displays in the stores.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 18 - 05:17 PM

Pathos is NOT funny. No, it's not! Of all the things that are funny in the world, pathos comes in a begrudging last. Apathy and pathos, man. They oughta be taken out and shot, or at least trained.

I've spent too much time fielding raucous noises on FB, and the pathetic inability to see, think, communicate or understand that infests those rivers of babble are just NOT funny. No, they are NOT. I am telling Mom. She'll tell 'em what for.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Nov 18 - 01:30 PM

You Facebook? Don't miss this.

https://www.facebook.com/TRNDVideos/videos/307939949756278/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Nov 18 - 10:27 AM

I attended the Rap Seminar on advanced bullshitting. Did you know he was behind the whole Beanie Baby craze?


A good leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a
black beard will turn white; a full scalp will grow
bald; a fair face will wither; a full eye will wax
hollow: but a good Bull Shit is the sun and the earth.
'his credo'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Nov 18 - 09:46 AM

That's a show stopper!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Nov 18 - 09:43 PM

My wife who quilts discovered a stain proof fabric so sensually smooth it has inspired a new xmas product. After a few versions I call it the grab bag pussy purse. It is way better than the pussy hats. Many women love idea of leaving their pussy at home while they go about their business and if they have any need of their pussy they just go home and take it out of the drawer. It comes in numerous sizes; camel toe (large) vertical smile (medium) and cutie pie (small). They come in 4 colors and a selection of optional trim or just go naked - for that shaved look. They can be thrown in the wash or for very old ones can be dry cleaned.
Its a delight to hear them snap open and shut.

Target passed but Walmart likes them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Nov 18 - 09:27 PM

I just listened to it, Gary. Good song.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 18 - 07:44 PM

Why ain't LEJ in MOAB?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Nov 18 - 06:31 PM

The voice is as friendly and familiar as family and the song is tiptop shelf. It brought me back 50 years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Nov 18 - 05:02 PM

First inscription was : From the get-go you have been there for me, for us, for the forest, for the earth. All my best, Charles.

The inscription on the numbered copy : Keep fighting the good fight Gary. All my best, Charles.

If you are on Facebook and want to understand what is happening (horribly) in our forests, search "NB Forestry Information". Read the 'about'. Same goes for "Frack".

I wrote this song for Charles about five years ago. LEJ did the honours for me (some of you know I lost my ability to play and sing a while back). Please read the first comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaHWhdfn5zY


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Nov 18 - 11:50 AM

Chief among the "deplorables" of the world, with the Chongo cluster following close second.

BTW, whatever happened to Cletus the Hamster? Or is he the explanation for the stench in the basement, stuck behind the wallboarding and rotting?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Nov 18 - 11:34 AM

You dare to refer to the McBrides as "worthless"???? Oh, "Yer in trouble now, eh?"


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