 muddy |
||
|
||
BS: The Mother of all BS threads
|
|
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST Date: 20 Apr 04 - 11:26 AM drawn and quartered |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Apr 04 - 11:25 AM It sounds like what would happen to someone who insulted Penelope Rutledge in a public place... |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 20 Apr 04 - 11:18 AM That's not a sentence. It's a paragraph. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 20 Apr 04 - 10:50 AM I am curious to know what that sentence really was, if it was genuine. Musta been a Republican court, I expect. A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 20 Apr 04 - 09:31 AM Whoopee! No possible jury duty call until Friday! Oh, wait. Damn. I wanted to vote for execution in that insurance lawsuit. Oh, poop, I guess I'll have to wait. "It is the judgement of this court that you be taken back to the place of confinement and on [date] you be taken from there to the place of execution, where you are to be hanged by the neck until life is nearly extinct, and then cut down, and your privy members cut off and burnt before your face, and your entrails withdrawn and likewise burnt, and then your heart likewise, and your head then struck from your body and your body divided into four parts and disposed of as His Majesty (or Her Majesty) sees fit." Oh, I SOOOOOOOOOOOOO miss the old days! And that was for jaywalking! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 20 Apr 04 - 09:21 AM To make others seem as incomprehensible as possible....so he will (he hopes) be able to survive as though worth something in comparison. A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 20 Apr 04 - 03:52 AM And Shatner's will is? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Apr 04 - 01:30 AM The thing you must understand about the Great William Shatner is this: He seldom arrives when expected...but...occasionally he DOES arrive when expected. This is calculated to keep people off guard at all times and subtly orchestrate their actions. Thus they end up doing Shatner's will regardless of what they do or do not do!!! It would be diabolical if it wasn't so wonderful. :-) |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 20 Apr 04 - 01:16 AM Why not? Someone can't tell the difference between homogeneity and homosexuality? I think the Dairy Department is in deep trouble... A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 20 Apr 04 - 12:05 AM Speaking of homophobia... WalMart no longer calls their regular homogienized milk "Homo Milk". |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Stilly River Sage Date: 19 Apr 04 - 11:45 PM That would be a homonym (unless you're a homophobe in which case you'll have to think of something else to call words that sound the same but have different meanings). Not to be confused with the recently-popular ad hominem. SRS |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 19 Apr 04 - 11:28 PM No A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Apr 04 - 11:22 PM Gee! I was in such a hurry to beat No what I mean? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: MMario Date: 19 Apr 04 - 10:10 PM cheat. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:43 PM Post #2700 will not be made by William Shatner! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:42 PM But I do no one thing with absolute certainty. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:42 PM I'm not really sure. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:41 PM Is 2700 a signifigant number? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 19 Apr 04 - 04:58 PM Heigh ho -- be sure to mention MOAB!! Often seen in public places, huh? Well, if the shoe fits, wear it on your own face... A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 19 Apr 04 - 04:42 PM Heigh-ho, I'm off to be on television.... And in the paper.... (And don't nobody say, "Fools names, like their faces/Are often seen in public places.") |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM Rustic... errrr... the Lab is male. It's hard to explain in human terms. Even I don't quite understand it and I'm supposed to be one of the fathers of the little himherits. You really have to be freds to understand it. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rustic Rebel Date: 19 Apr 04 - 12:00 PM Well, Hell's bells. I thought your Lab was a male, Bubba-Bubba. My friend and 'female' lab wants no part of that action after all. Ain't no homosexual dogs round these here parts, so I take back my invite. Not only because we don't have homosexual dogs round these parts, but because we respect our lizards and snakes as a true and equally important part of the eco-system. Stay away please. Rustic PS. We love our frogs too. PSS. Good luck Bee-Dubya, I think your going to need it. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST Date: 19 Apr 04 - 11:53 AM Spock! SPOCK! SPOCK! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST, Bubba Bubba Date: 19 Apr 04 - 09:54 AM Bee-dubya honey, me and the lab are in Elko. You folks here have this stuff called money and I've gotta get me some more before I can continue on, so I've took me a job in a Red Lobster eating place for a while. The lab is okay and she's gonna have the pups about the time I go down to you, so everything will be wonderful for us. I'll be out of multiphase in a few days and of course I'll be hungry then, but there are lots of things here to eat. Lizards and snakes -- suck suck yum yum! Maybe I'll bring you some as a special treat we kin share. I've still got a little secret I've learned to play and you'll never guess it. And I'm not going to give you any hints, because you guessed my accordion secret right off and I was so feared from your response that you'd have a heart attack out of joy. So I'm not gonna tell you, but if you guess I'll tell you if you're right, but you gotta promise not to have a joyful heart attack. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: CarolC Date: 18 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM I put the John Deere people on my list a couple of days ago, LH (although I'm having a hell of a time finding the address for their corporate offices), along with several other companies with similar ATVs. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 18 Apr 04 - 10:18 PM YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-Ha!!! An' accordin' to the video, you kin use it fer waterskiin', which oughta go over real big down where Bee-Dubya is! Duck huntin' an' waterskiin' all at once! We'd git some fer the Idaho Legion, only it ain't rained much fer about six years now. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Apr 04 - 09:00 PM Aha! That's a perfect candidate fer them thar wheels, Carol! Ah mean the one thet Bee-Dub had the link to. Ain't heard back from them other fellers yet. - LH |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: CarolC Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:47 PM This is for if the two of you decide to go parking. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:40 PM Heck, Carol, ain't nuthin' to addin' more wheels to 'em. Jus' han' me thet weldin' torch. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: CarolC Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:36 PM It's nice, Bee-dubya-ell, but I think yore date is going to need the extra wheels and tires to support all of her various appendages. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:28 PM Thanks for the link, Carol, but this is John Deere country down here and if I were to be caught drivin' a multi-passenger ATV other than a John Deere Gator my neighbors would probably burn a cross in my tomato patch. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,homersexual Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:27 PM its 2004 now. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:14 PM Very sensible of you, Rapaire. I shan't do so either. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:06 PM Being a person of great personal fortitude and forbearance, I haven't posted to this thread for two days now and I don't think I'll do so today. Of course, I may not post for quite some time come Tuesday, since I am on jury duty alert and will probably be called then. I am certain I'll be sequestered away in a five-star hotel for several weeks, where I shall luxuriate at the taxpayers' expense. Or, when I'm called for the voir dire, I can tell the Judgy-Wudgy how absolutely ravishing the black muu-muu looks and that I bet the prosecutor just goes wild over it when they're alone "in chambers." Maybe I'll just sit there tying hangman's nooses in pieces of string. No, I don't think I'll post to MOAB today. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 18 Apr 04 - 06:52 PM Is that a guilty plea, LH? Or an evasion? We wouldn't want to misunderstand... A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Apr 04 - 06:11 PM Oh, for heaven's sake! :-) |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: CarolC Date: 18 Apr 04 - 05:34 PM Bubba Bubba and Bee-dubya-ell, here's your prom-nite limo: Hubba Hubba |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 18 Apr 04 - 04:42 PM LH is the only person I know who sings while he masturbates. But, hey, whatever floats your boat. This is a music site after all! A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Apr 04 - 02:45 PM Hey nonny, nonny! Hey nonny, nonny! Whacka, whacka, dingdong. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 18 Apr 04 - 11:41 AM Gentlemen, ladies, A toast tot he gallantry and perseverance of which true heroes are made, whatever thier walk of life; raise your far off glasses to SRS for saving our MOAB from a fate worse than a fart in a submarine. Now you may go back to sleep until Rapaire comes along with a weisenheinmer riposte. A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Stilly River Sage Date: 18 Apr 04 - 11:29 AM Twice now! This thread is getting pretty heavy! Where is everyone this weekend? Up to no good, I hope! SRS |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Stilly River Sage Date: 17 Apr 04 - 01:34 PM Whoa! moab almost fell off of the bottom of the page! There you go, little fella. . .I caught ya |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rustic Rebel Date: 16 Apr 04 - 02:14 PM Bubba-Bubba if you take Bee-Dubya'a advice, (Instead of taking the most direct route, hesheit will have to travel by way of Minnesota so hesheit can get hisherits multiphasic personality inventoried.) and come to Minnesota for a multiphasic personality inventory,stop my my place will you? My dog's in heat and she told me she wants a piece of that black lab action. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Apr 04 - 10:50 AM Neeh! Neeh! Neeh! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 16 Apr 04 - 10:35 AM Lutheran tunes on the Uke? Like "Forever to Blame?" and "Oh, Eternal Burden Rest On Me?" and "The Lady of Perpetual Responsibility Waltz"?? Wow. This guy will be buzzing for weeks. A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 16 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM Norwegian bachelor farmer accordion lessons! What a treat Bee-Dubya had coming! And Lutheran tunes on the uke! Almost makes me jealous, almost. I wonder if the lab is a pointing lab, or just retrieves. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 16 Apr 04 - 12:13 AM Just hope she doesn't fall in love with the Post-It production line... A |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:41 PM If it's true that Bubba Bubba is in himherit's multiphase, then hesheit will doubtlessly have to make a slight detour in hisherits trip ftom Reno to Floribama. Instead of taking the most direct route, hesheit will have to travel by way of Minnesota so hesheit can get hisherits multiphasic personality inventoried. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:15 PM Yup, kinky. So, you know about it then, Amos? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM It's trhe multiphase. BB already said it. Imagine three gigantic squid joined at the hip, fighting over a Crisco-covered watermelon and you get an idea of what multiphase is like. A |
