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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Donuel 03 Jan 19 - 12:27 PM
Rapparee 02 Jan 19 - 08:24 PM
Donuel 02 Jan 19 - 03:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Jan 19 - 02:10 PM
Donuel 02 Jan 19 - 01:26 PM
keberoxu 02 Jan 19 - 11:49 AM
Rapparee 01 Jan 19 - 05:53 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jan 19 - 08:43 AM
Stilly River Sage 31 Dec 18 - 11:14 PM
Rapparee 31 Dec 18 - 03:00 PM
keberoxu 31 Dec 18 - 02:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Dec 18 - 12:40 PM
Rapparee 31 Dec 18 - 10:29 AM
Stilly River Sage 31 Dec 18 - 12:29 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Dec 18 - 10:58 PM
Rapparee 30 Dec 18 - 03:35 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Dec 18 - 10:58 AM
keberoxu 30 Dec 18 - 06:43 AM
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Donuel 27 Dec 18 - 06:33 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 19 - 12:27 PM

Maybe good swimmers are over rated and do not enhance evolution at conception. The strangest part of the journey is swimming out of the fallopian tube into the void to seek conjunction with a spinning egg that could take many labyrinthine paths.

Cloning is the only real short cut. But does it have its own medical code?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 08:24 PM

Good heavens, Bee Dub! I didn't realize what you were trying to tell us, using that medical procedures code! You...you...had this done, I assume? Did it take? When is your birth day?

Preferred Name         

Artificial insemination; intra-cervical
Synonyms         

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION INTRA-CERVICAL
ID         

http://purl.bioontology.org/ontology/CPT/58321
ADDITIONAL GUIDELINE         

001: (For artificial insemination, see 58321, 58322)
altLabel         

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION INTRA-CERVICAL

Injection of semen into cervix

Intracervical artificial insemination

CPT LEVEL         

PC
CPTLINK CONCEPT ID         

1008855
cui         

C0372601
Date created         

19940101
Do not code with         

Irrigation of implanted venous access device for drug delivery systems
Inverse of SIB         

Artificial insemination; intra-uterine
notation         

58321
prefLabel         

Artificial insemination; intra-cervical
REPORTABLE         

T
RVU FACILITY PRACTICE EXPENSE         

0.36
RVU MEDICARE GLOBAL PERIOD         

000
RVU NONFACILITY PRACTICE EXPENSE         

1.15
RVU PLI         

0.11
RVU total facility         

1.39
RVU TOTAL NONFACILITY         

2.18
RVU work         

0.92
Specialty         

207V00000X/Obstetrics & Gynecology/100%
tui         

T061
subClassOf         

Artificial insemination


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 03:47 PM

BWL After I was exploring for hours with my Google pro earth app in an area north of the Black Sea, I found your post had a unique virtual omni-intrigue. I'm resigned to simply get down to Earth this invisible new year. I am surprised how far I got in street level mode driving from the Russian red neck Riviera to more secret installations to the Northwest.

I also did a virtual sea voyage from the Azov Sea to the Marmara Sea. I seem to have passed over a underwater railway tunnel where the Azmov empties into the Black Sea.

My next search will be the Siberian Traps.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 02:10 PM

This is post #58321. If you have the correct key to decode it, there's an important coded message hidden in that number. If you don't have the correct key, it means squat. I don't have the correct key, so I have no idea what it means. But, given that there are over six billion people on this planet alone, and an infinity of other habitable planets in the universe, someone has to have it. You just need to find that person (or other sentient entity) and beat the information out of him/her/it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 01:26 PM

You know a couple of shots of Ouzo
and mandarin orange juice or so
makes a nice marinade for your Orzo.
The stronger the flavor the better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 11:49 AM

Up we go, MOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 19 - 05:53 PM

Remember, Bee-Dub: this is as young as you'll ever get.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jan 19 - 08:43 AM

Happy New Year, Mom!

Here's something to ponder: The "Happy New Year" greeting is unique in that it doesn't refer to a single day, but to a span of time. All other holiday greetings ("Merry Christmas", "Happy Valentine's Day", etc.) have a shelf-life of 24 hours. But "Happy New Year" is good for an entire year!

But is that really true? When does the year stop being the "new" year and just become the plain old year? If one has a great January and February an then life turns to shit in March, has one had a happy new year? After all, the undeniably "new" portion was fantastic. It's the not-so-new part that's gonna suck.

Personally, I think the current year will no longer be new when writing the date as 2019 instead of 2018 becomes automatic. At that point, it's just the year. Nothing new about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Dec 18 - 11:14 PM

When I'm fixing rice (I prefer basmati these days but you can do it with any of them) I put a little olive oil in a small skillet and when it's hot add about 1/4 cup of orzo and stir it around at medium high until it smells toasted and is a little brown. 3/4 cup of rice goes into the rice cooker with the right amount of water for a full cup of rice, and the orzo is added to it (you can also add the rice to the orzo after it has browned and toast the rice a little before adding to water). This gives you rice with the lovely accent of browned orzo. The middle eastern restaurants I go to do something very similar using vermicelli added to the rice. And if you grew up in the 1960s you remember the ads for "Rice a Roni, the San Francisco treat." Yup. Same thing, but rice, pasta, and a bouillon cube.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Dec 18 - 03:00 PM

My wife is a quilter and makes great quilt blocks. Does that make her a piece maker or a block head?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 31 Dec 18 - 02:56 PM

just because Rapparee wields a pike,
does that make him a piker ?

Or merely a pike-wielder ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Dec 18 - 12:40 PM

Please do not delude yourself that my preparation of orzo soup is in any way an indication of sophistication on my part. The orzo was from the half-price discontinued items bin at the local grocery store. It was cheap. I had never heard of the stuff, but it looked like rice so I figured it could be used in soup.

The store at which I bought it is one of a regional chain of ten or so stores. Most of them are in affluent neighborhoods, but "our" store is the poor country cousin out in the middle of cotton and peanut farming country.   When the chain's management decides to try a new item, a carton automatically goes to all stores, whether they want it or not. That's how organic orzo gets to a store where nobody's ever heard of the stuff. So, it sits on the shelf for a while, and then gets tossed into the bargain bin for cheapskates like me to buy.

"What's this? Hell, I don't know, but it's cheap. Buy it. If you don't like it, feed it to the dog. She'll eat anything."

But, having discovered orzo, I do like it and imagine it will become a regular purchase, albeit from a different store. And it makes me feel all sophisticated and Whole Foodsish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Dec 18 - 10:29 AM

Orzo. Orzoite is a very high explosive that is shaped like orzo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Dec 18 - 12:29 AM

You know what "orzo" means in whatever language it comes from (my Lebanese friend introduced me to it) - it means - wait for it - "Rice." Rice shaped pasta. Yup.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Dec 18 - 10:58 PM

Hi, Mom!

I bought some orzo and made soup tonight. That's "orzo" with an "r", not "ouzo" with a "u", you drunken old heifer. Orzo is pasta that looks like really big grains of rice. You eat it. You don't drink it. Did I mention the drunken old heifer thing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Dec 18 - 03:35 PM

Yes, it will be, and I was much grieved to have to start that post Upstairs, Above The Salt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Dec 18 - 10:58 AM

MOM's feeling a little lethargic and the terrible loss of MMario. I know he visited here a few times over the years. He cast a large shadow (that had nothing to do with his shape) that will be missed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Dec 18 - 06:43 AM

well, it's early in the morning,
time for MOM to get upstairs . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Dec 18 - 12:40 PM

Hi, Mom! We got a phone call this morning from Mercedes-Benz congratulating us on the purchase of our new car! We thanked them for the phone call and then explained that we don't have a new car of any kind, much less a Mercedes.

Turned out that our son had put his mom's phone number on the paperwork for the Mercedes he had just bought for his wife. (You know... Nobody knows anyone's phone number anymore... Tapped the wrong contact name...)

Too bad. We were hoping the car might still be in the back of Santa's sleigh and that he was just running late.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 18 - 09:29 PM

Mom was drinking liquid steak again. You know: half and half spiced rum and Worcestershire sauce.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 18 - 09:02 PM

So will this. Get two and send me one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Dec 18 - 07:43 PM

Sure, I could make my own eggnog. I could make my own butter, cheese and yogurt too if I had to. But I don't. A vile capitalist dairy products magnate makes them for me. Well, I don't want to have to make my own eggnog either. I want a capitalist to make it!

Anyway, the cookies, cakes, pies and candies left from Christmas seem to help with the cravings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Dec 18 - 07:29 PM

Looks like a good recipe - AND - you can buy extra when it's available and freeze the cartons. There is something in the store eggnog that disagrees with me. A preservative or stabilizer has probably been added. I can drink the homemade variety (a thin custard) with no problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 18 - 06:52 PM

6 large egg yolks
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1 cup heavy whipping cream
2 cups milk
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
pinch of salt
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
ground cinnamon, for topping, if you want

Instructions

Whisk the egg yolks and sugar together in a medium bowl until light and creamy.

In a saucepan over medium-high heat, combine the cream, milk, nutmeg and salt. Stir often until mixture reaches a bare simmer.

Add a big spoonful of the hot milk to the egg mixture, whisking vigorously. Repeat, adding a big spoonful at a time, to temper the eggs.

Once most of the hot milk has been added to the eggs, pour the mixture back into the saucepan on the stove.

Whisk constantly for just a few minutes, until the mixture is just slightly thickened (or until it reaches about 160 degrees F on a thermometer). It will thicken more as it cools.

Remove from heat and stir in the vanilla.

Pour the eggnog into a pitcher or other container and cover with plastic wrap.

Baptize with the juice of the barley, corn, or other juice. My great-uncle would top it with meringue made from the egg whites.

Refrigerate until chilled. It will thicken as it cools.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Dec 18 - 06:33 PM

I learned today that Rap is a piker.
Rapparees or raparees (from the Irish ropairí, plural of ropaire, meaning half-pike or pike-wielding person) were Irish guerrilla fighters who operated on the Jacobite side during the 1690s Williamite war in Ireland.
It seems he is still sore about the battle of Culloden and the freak stroke that Bonnie Prince Charlie suffered. Sorry Charlie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Dec 18 - 06:17 PM

I too have seen an egg nog shortage/disappearance.

It can't be caused by an egg shortage so it must be the nog, what ever that is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Dec 18 - 05:39 PM

Mom! I'm going through eggnog withdrawal! I visited four supermarkets today, even a couple I've sworn in the past that I'd never set foot in again, and not a carton of eggnog in sight!

Now, I understand that eggnog is a seasonal specialty, so I don't expect to be able to buy it year-round. But why do supermarkets carry it from a week before Thanksgiving until precisely Christmas Day and then, BAM!, no more? They get us addicted to the stuff and then force us to quit cold turkey! Couldn't they at least keep a few cartons on hand through New Years Day so we can taper off? Obviously, the people who decide when to make and sell the stuff have never experienced eggnog DTs!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Dec 18 - 04:56 PM

If Max didn't have the page set up on a three-day view MOM would have fallen off earlier today. Upsy-daisy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 18 - 01:42 PM

Mom cooked up Kraft Macaroni and Cheese with chunked up hot dogs in it for Christmas dinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Dec 18 - 12:54 PM

Cooking up a storm results in a sea of dirty dishes and a few tempests in teapots as technique is debated by participating cooks (of whom there are too many in the kitchen.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Dec 18 - 03:21 AM

How does one cook up a storm? I'm thinking stir frying in a wok with a few dashes of toasted sesame oil would be a good option. Or stewing in a Dutch oven with some carrots and onions. I don't think I'd try cooking a storm in any sort of open pan. A storm escaping from an uncovered skillet can probably make a wreck out of the kitchen. And what do you do with the leftovers?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Dec 18 - 12:35 AM

We cooked up a storm here and will do so again on the weekend when we can manage to get both kids together at the same time. MOMs of the world have done a lot of cooking this week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 18 - 10:15 PM

Irregardless of Their whims of world domination, we enjoyed a lovely Christmas dinner of broiled filet mignon, Yorkshire pudding, and English toffee ice cream with Ghiradelli's dark chocolate sauce. Pat went to help at the Mosque, serving Christmas dinner to whoever wanted to come (someone brought a ham to share!).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 25 Dec 18 - 08:43 PM

While Rapparee is watching the satellites,
let's get MOM upward again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 18 - 12:22 PM

More coming...NORAD is slow on reporting this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 09:54 PM

Father Christmas had to take the train?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 08:20 PM

While there is not yet photographic evidence, NORAD and satellite reports state that a sleigh and eight reindeer were shot down by "a beam weapon from space" as the sleigh passed over Oulu, Siberia fifteen minutes ago. More as this story develops.

                                  --UPI, AP, Fox, CBC, RT, Pravda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 05:00 PM

A queue? We don't have queues in Floribama. We have lines. Tell folks around here to "Form a queue" and they'll say, "What? A cue? We ain't shootin' pool. We're buyin' lottery tickets! You ain't from around here, are ya?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 11:23 AM

It's Christmas eve, let's move to the top of the queue.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 11:04 AM

I report only the label. I sure as heck ain't gonna drink any of it! Last time I did anything like that I woke up in an alley without my wallet, watch, Bic pen, and underwear (my outer clothing was undisturbed).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 12:43 AM

Oh no! That wasn't really Everclear! It was some of Zeke's latest batch of moonshine! He puts it up in old Everclear bottles so it'll look legit if the ATF agents come calling. Zeke's 'shine is 95% alcohol, just like Everclear, but the other 5% sure ain't water. It might be anything from A to Z. Like acetone or Zippo lighter fluid.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 18 - 08:35 PM

Mom has slipped out her bedroom window! Somewhere she's found a bottle of Everclear! and she's stark nekkid chasing squirrels around the back 40! Something Must Be Done!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 18 - 10:00 PM

Yes, she's still sobering up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Dec 18 - 07:00 PM

Just in time, all that was,
for the winter solstice.
Which I presume MOM weathered the way she usually has?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Dec 18 - 09:45 PM

That's not a sign of Vorgon power! It's just a Sun Dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 18 - 08:55 PM

A sign of Their power!!

Beautiful in its terrible aspect!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Dec 18 - 06:54 AM

Them is classified. shh


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 18 - 08:49 PM

Those are merely pawns of Them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Dec 18 - 05:25 PM

I hear that their face gills are extremely sensitive. If touched they are exquisitely erotically ecstatically orgasmic to them but they are also a liability if punched in the face. Earthlings know how to take a punch. Hands down we would prevail in hand to hand combat. Unfortunately they have a disintegration gun similar to 'Mars Attacks'.

On the other hand a Vogon can not be tickled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Dec 18 - 11:21 AM

Judging by the link Donuel provided, the difference in appearance between a Vorgon male and a Vorgon female is that males are ugly while females are ugly.


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