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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 27 Mar 19 - 11:14 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Mar 19 - 10:46 AM
Donuel 27 Mar 19 - 09:51 AM
Stilly River Sage 26 Mar 19 - 10:09 PM
Donuel 26 Mar 19 - 09:51 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 19 - 09:43 PM
Donuel 26 Mar 19 - 09:25 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 19 - 08:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Mar 19 - 05:17 PM
Donuel 26 Mar 19 - 04:45 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Mar 19 - 10:49 AM
Donuel 25 Mar 19 - 10:01 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 19 - 08:26 PM
keberoxu 25 Mar 19 - 07:15 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Mar 19 - 09:11 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 19 - 08:54 PM
Donuel 24 Mar 19 - 07:38 PM
keberoxu 24 Mar 19 - 07:37 PM
Donuel 24 Mar 19 - 07:37 AM
Rapparee 23 Mar 19 - 08:09 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 19 - 06:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Mar 19 - 10:39 AM
keberoxu 23 Mar 19 - 10:30 AM
keberoxu 22 Mar 19 - 09:41 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 19 - 09:22 PM
keberoxu 22 Mar 19 - 08:39 PM
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Donuel 22 Mar 19 - 04:22 PM
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Donuel 21 Mar 19 - 06:19 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 19 - 11:14 AM

Well, THAT explains the neighbor's lawn. I didn't know, though, that vacuum cleaners looked like cars, water heaters, sofas, old lumber, broken pipes, old radiators, and, well, unidentifiable things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Mar 19 - 10:46 AM

Actually, Don, a ranking of 22 is pretty good for a vacuum cleaner. They're so universally crappy that the ranking system starts at 20. There are none that are worthy of rankings between 1 and 19.

And the feature that garnered the top-ranked model (#20) its place has nothing to do with ease of use or reliability. Its body is designed in such a way that, when it completely dies after 18 months of being a total pain in the ass to use, it can easily be converted into an attractive lawn ornament.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 19 - 09:51 AM

When it comes to buying vacuum cleaners I have no luck/intuition whatsoever.
Our best one ranks 22.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 19 - 10:09 PM

My new lawnmower got 77 out of 100 in Consumer Reports. But it wouldn't handle a car wash well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 19 - 09:51 PM

This was a convertible and the top was up


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 19 - 09:43 PM

Most cars do if you leave the top down or the moonroof open.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 19 - 09:25 PM

They also leak in the car wash. ugh


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 19 - 08:35 PM

Consumer Reports lists the Maserati Ghibli as 41/100 overall, and 2/5 in both reliability and owner satisfaction. Here's what they say:

Although it is based on a platform shared with the Chrysler 300, the Ghibli has its own sporty character. The Ferrari-developed V6 turbo engine is mated to a quick-shifting eight-speed automatic transmission. Handling is agile, the brakes are strong, and the engine emits a thrilling bark. But the stiff ride can grow fatiguing, the rear seat is cramped, and the Ghibli is louder than most sporty luxury sedans. Climbing into or out of this low-slung sports sedan can be a challenge. The interior is outfitted with high-quality leather and suede, and most controls are easy to use, except for the unintuitive gear selector. Chrysler's Uconnect touch screen is a plus, but it's hard not to notice some cheap-looking switches that are sourced from the Chrysler parts bins. The top-line V6 recently gained 20 hp.

That's from the latest automobile issue.

You wouldn't be happy with it, and if you want to blow an extra 75 thousand bucks you can send it to me and I'll see that it's put to good use.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Mar 19 - 05:17 PM

Okay, I only used Maserati because it sorta rhymes with ukulele.

And, yes, I have heard that being rich enough to purchase a Maserati is one thing, but being rich enough to pay for the maintenance and repairs that go along with owning it is a another thing all together.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 19 - 04:45 PM

You won't like a Maserati. They really suck
A Lambo or a newer DB40 is nice but a new 8 cyl truck with crew cab can drive over them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Mar 19 - 10:49 AM

Hi, Mom!

I bought a ukulele yesterday!

I would have preferred a Maserati, but they didn't have one for $150.00.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 19 - 10:01 PM

Stove vents are even trickier by having a dangerous grease trap


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 19 - 08:26 PM

Now that the deck has been redone the vent is about 8 feet off the ground. It goes through the wall of the house (brick on the outside) in a badly made hole that's about two inches too large in diameter. So in the winter cold air infiltrates both through the wall and in through the dryer. I could get the ladder out and do it myself, packing the extra space with fiberglass insulation, but there's been so many crapjobs done here in the past that we decided that anything beyond the simplest job (or one with great potential for mushrooming into Something Awful) should be done by a pro. For this, the house thanks us profusely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 25 Mar 19 - 07:15 PM

Getting MOM to stay on top of
the fire station cats of New York City
might be temporary at best.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Mar 19 - 09:11 PM

You've found the dryer will vent into another buried Mormon family freezer?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 19 - 08:54 PM

Hi, Mom! I'll get a new dryer vent installed this week! I'd do it myself, but There Are Problems.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 19 - 07:38 PM

In 1966 I wrote a piece called One night at home alone.
I remember because I was falsely accused of plagiarism.
Even back then I was twilight (zone) if not dark so forgive my remark about the morose. It is a real human emotion although seldom helpful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Mar 19 - 07:37 PM

Come along, MOM,
let's go to the top of the queue
and sit on top of
retiring pro football player Rob 'Gronk' Gronkowski.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 19 - 07:37 AM

nice. It goes from the sky to the deep


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 19 - 08:09 PM

The grayness of Spring colors my soul
And the troubled river, full of flood,
Carries its sticks from eddy to eddy
Until at last they find solace
On the soft, silent bottom of the sea.
             --Me, about 1966, in my days as a Poet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 19 - 06:27 PM

I recall Amos voicing regret for spending so much time making 65,000 posts here.
A word from the wise.

The only thing worse than morose BS is BS about olde legendary moronic BS.

far be it from me to define moab but

Even accountants today are at least 'creative'.


=create=


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Mar 19 - 10:39 AM

Those goddesses could mess up a lot of people, and Fenrir did permanent harm, but just don't call up a Balrog. There's no good going there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Mar 19 - 10:30 AM

Mudcat is going to associate the beginning of spring,
henceforth,
with anniversaries of bereavement, I regret to surmise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 09:41 PM

In the movies and the operas,
Odin and Loki and Thor may get all the attention.

But in lyric poetry,
a lot of attention goes to Baldr.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 09:22 PM

Fenrir is the male child of Loki and Angrboða of Jotunheim. When being chained by the Aesir, Fenrir bit off Tyr's right hand. At Ragnarok Fenrir will kill and eat Odin. Odin's son, Víðarr, the god of vengeance, will kill Fenrir by stepping on his bottom jaw, thrusting up his mouth, and stabbing him in the tonsils (well, on the inside, anyway). After Ragnarok, Mitleheim (the Earth) will be reborn).

Another of Loki's kids and sister to Fenrir is/was Hel, goddess of the underworld, where Valhalla-unworthy people go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 08:39 PM

To Amos, a/k/a Amos Jessup,
who has been graduated to
the great Mudcat Forum of the heavens.

As to Fenrir:

Harry Potters Half-Blood Prince installment
introduces Fenrir Greyback,
the nastiest of the evil werewolves.
He accosts Dumbledore himself on the Astronomy Tower.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 07:59 PM

I DEDICATE 58700 TO AMOS!!!

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 07:58 PM

I don't remember if Harry Potter met Fenrir, but Odin will. Tyr already has his hand in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 04:22 PM

I don't know what he likes or doesn't like. Fenrir is mostly an annoying butt sniffer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 12:27 PM

Fenrir is a name that
reminds me of Harry Potter, I'm not sure why.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Mar 19 - 05:58 AM

My dog's better than your dog...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Mar 19 - 10:19 PM

Yes, Fenrir's proclivity for leg humping is second only to Gluon's.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 19 - 09:36 PM

May Fenrir not take a liking to you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Mar 19 - 06:19 PM

It sounds like you've been burning Wormwood and weed.
Remember "if you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't go to yours."
YB


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Mar 19 - 01:40 PM

Making those burnt offerings to various and sundry gods and goddesses seems to be working. We haven't had any earthquakes in several days.

Unfortunately, I've burned all the brush piles. I still have leaves to rake up, but we don't burn leaves. They go in the compost pile. Do you think gods and goddesses look favorably upon composted offerings?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Mar 19 - 11:46 AM

I would go with "those who know the truth are condemned to repeat it out loud despite the derision and disbelief by linear folks who follow dogma."

Those at S.R.I. know what I mean in the area of psi ability in a population that can range from tone-deaf to virtuoso in the ability to read time and places in seeming impossible ways.

After all everything we have and use now were at one time merely imagination without substance and consciousness has a vast invisible spectrum.

Otherwise I belong to the average Joe Club, or even below average.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Mar 19 - 05:44 AM

Freyja's chariot drawn by two cats have airbags too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Mar 19 - 09:47 PM

Freyja would appreciate one of those stacks of limbs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 19 - 08:38 PM

Those who cannot see the truth are condemned to tell it.

I can see clearly now, or at least soon, as I have new eyeglasses coming. And my car will finally be "detailed" next Tuesday. Today I had a new passenger-side airbag installed so someone who might be riding with me shouldn't die in an airbag explosion if there was a wreck, if they're lucky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 19 - 05:22 PM

"Wow! I'm neither rich nor famous AND neither poor nor disreputable. I'm just sort of a doughfaced mugwump, a bourgeois, a centrist, a middle-of-the-roader, a man in the middle, a fence-sitting Average Joe, a balanced and cautious, reasonable and noncommittal, moderate and impartial, old crank."

That is the single most anti BS honest post that social media has ever seen.
But there is the rub, it may be too honest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 Mar 19 - 01:40 PM

Come off of it, Rapturous Rex.
You're still Emperor hereabouts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Mar 19 - 10:03 AM

Yesterday, I offered up one burnt offering apiece to the two goddesses I inadvertently offended a few days back. I burned a small pile of downed limbs for Venus and a larger pile of accumulated brush for Athena. Or maybe it was the other way around.

I have more piles to burn today. Perhaps I'll offer them to some non-Greco-Roman deities. Frig would probably appreciate a flaming pine bough or two. And Kali would surely react favorably to a big pile of flaming wild grape vines.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 19 - 09:27 AM

Wow! I'm neither rich nor famous AND neither poor nor disreputable. I'm just sort of a doughfaced mugwump, a bourgeois, a centrist, a middle-of-the-roader, a man in the middle, a fence-sitting Average Joe, a balanced and cautious, reasonable and noncommittal, moderate and impartial, old crank.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Mar 19 - 12:03 AM

The only reason I even know of Honey Boo Boo and her family is from a Mudcat thread a few years back. If memory serves, Bobert and Spaw were going on about it. I have never seen the program.

And the rich and famous may have a fondness for powdered cocaine, but it's the poor and disreputable who smoke the crack/rock variety.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Mar 19 - 09:59 PM

You can never be too rich, famous, beautiful and thin.

She isn't any of them, and this news is actually rather refreshing, after the fuss that seemed to be made over that family of delinquents. It's called "comeuppance."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 19 - 08:55 PM

Well, that's nice. Has this "genius" done anything? Have the parents (I assume there is more than one)? But most importantly, why should we care?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 19 - 08:39 PM

Mama June is a rare left side only super model


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 19 - 08:33 PM

That's confusing, it could be taken 2 different ways.


A honey boo boo is the adorable genius daughter of a Tennessee Super Model.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 19 - 08:23 PM

Gee, yesterday was fun. Why, I hadn't thrown up in weeks and weeks and weeks!

Who or what is a Honey Boo Boo? A wound caused by bee vomit? What Yogi Bear calls his little friend during intimate moments?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 19 - 08:14 PM

You can never be too rich, famous, beautiful and thin.
That's why the rich and famous need cocaine to maintain.


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