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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 03 Mar 19 - 08:11 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Mar 19 - 08:11 AM

There is such a word as "choate", but it is not the source of "inchoate". In other words, "inchoate" doesn't mean "not choate". "Choate" was created by some lawyer type by the linguistic process known as back-formation. It's only used in the legal profession to mean "complete", as in a satisfied lien.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 19 - 09:31 PM

Interest in "inchoate" increases in incipient inconsistency. Ignore it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Mar 19 - 08:18 PM

Misty and inchoate are synonyms. But aren't you glad Errol Garner didn't name his best-know song "Inchoate"?

Look at me, I'm as happy as a kitten up a tree
Never knowing my right foot from my left, my hat from my glove
I get inchoate and so much in love.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 19 - 12:23 PM

I don't remember seeing it in Lady Chatterley either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Mar 19 - 10:35 AM

"Inchoate" would be more at home, it seems to me,
in H. P. Lovecraft's fiction with its horrors and paranoias,
and its sense of something too large to fight with,
controlling things from the shadows.

D. H. Lawrence, I haven't read everything of his.
Whatever had "inchoate" in it, I didn't read,
because I would recall if I had.
Now, the notorious LCL I read cover to cover,
and if anything in THERE was inchoate, I don't recall it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 19 - 12:19 AM

I think Lawrence was using it to imply in involuntary sultry look, primal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 19 - 11:58 PM

Ha! Ha! That's great! :) H.P.Lovecraft was very fond of the word "inchoate" too, and used it often in many of his stories, perhaps all of them. It means "just begun and so not fully formed or developed; rudimentary". Sort of like Shane's intellect and his grasp of morality and ethics.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Mar 19 - 10:05 PM

Inchoate - a word that D.H. Lawrence liked and used too often in one of his novels I was reading but finally gave up on. The Rainbow? Women In Love? I think he primarily used it as "inchoate eyes." It annoyed me so much I remember it all of these years later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 19 - 10:02 PM

Fathomless ineptitude. Indescribable incompetence. Immeasurable twaddle. Imponderable dilettantism.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 19 - 09:17 PM

Imprudent madness. Unending tripe. Ecumenical poppycock. Misused apostrophes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Feb 19 - 10:10 PM

feckless


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 19 - 10:03 PM

Inchoate Bilgeroar! Utter Balderdash! Insubstantial Rubbish! Unnecessary Capitalization!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 19 - 09:05 PM

Bah. Humbug. Piddlytrash. Gross ephemera. Ephemeral grossness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 19 - 06:44 PM

By the way, that chalky white stuff on top of duckdog shit? It's just more duckdog shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 19 - 06:06 PM

Yes, to boldly post what no fool has posted before is the MOAB's goal. And to blatantly split a few infinitives along the way. Though most grammarians nowadays don't have any problem with split infinitives. But they still abhor sentence fragments. Which I have now created several of. To say nothing of ending a sentence (fragment) with a preposition.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Feb 19 - 03:20 PM

Keb instead of blandly bumping this thread to the top , be bold and make some/any submission to the Magnificat Nonsensicon Committee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Feb 19 - 10:52 AM

...and up again to the top of the queue.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Feb 19 - 02:17 PM

Up we go, MOM, duckdogs or no duckdogs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 19 - 08:50 AM

"This is the unvarnished, totally true, unexpurgated story of my life from conception to death."

No, Bee-Dub, I can't say I have. The stuff disappears on its own and reappears (so I'm led to understand) somewhere in Florida.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 19 - 06:37 AM

Gluon would begin his/her novel

QUARK????

Translation:
Have you ever wondered what that chalky white stuff on top of duckdog shit is?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 09:54 PM

BANG BANG BANG three shots ripped into my groin and I was off on the greatest adventure of my life.


My name is Ishmael


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.


In the beginning...


Today I learned my dog Gluon would outlive me.



How would you begin your novel?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 08:09 PM

'Okay, Gluon doesn't believe in Chongo/a. Gluon said Shame is a "good humpin' leg" but otherwise (literally) stinks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 06:02 PM

Admirable. I believe in LH.

Have I ever told you how nothing focuses the mind like being interrogated by the FBI first thing in the morning? When asked certain questions suddenly 50 years of Cassandra effect moments flooded my mind in their full gift and curse glory.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 05:41 PM

Chongo doesn't believe in Gluon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 03:31 PM

If there was a competition, BWL wins again with the skill of a David E Kelly and cleverness of Douglas Adams. Rap is too smart, I am too wordy and BWL is juuust right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 03:01 PM

Perspective I understand. It is a form of relativity I can see.
As for super symmetry what I see is "as entropy grows symmetry shrinks".
Although I recognize some of Rap's post most of it is too small, too quantum and unintuitive for me to grasp. But that is its 'charm'

I should have said the total energy output of the big bang is zero like the dirt taken out of a hole =equals= the space/volume inside the hole.
Energy itself has gravitational pull so dark matter need not only be a form of matter at all.

This kind of writting I hope is easily understood. Of course quantum mechcanics is not intuitive in the slightest.
I assume a Gluon is composed of excited spilkies, one up and one down

Now its time for sstrawberry rhubarb pie. :^/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 12:28 PM

Gluon doesn't get excited by humans spouting off about physics and cosmology.

Imagine that a fish wrote a paper showing that it's theoretically possible to breathe air instead of water. Well, after overcoming the initial shock of a fish knowing how to write, a typical human reaction would be, "No shit, Mr. Fish! I breathe air all the time! So do billions of other creatures! We don't even have to think about it!"

Well, that's analogous to how Gluon views our piddly human attempts to understand the very large and very small. Gluon directly experiences parts of the multiverse humans struggle to achieve the most basic understanding of. "Oh, you humans spent billions of dollars to detect a few gravity waves. Congratulations! I just surfed a gravity wave all the way from the Large Magellanic Cloud to Rap's backyard. It was, to borrow a phrase from Sean Penn's character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, a tasty wave indeed."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 09:20 AM

Donets, et al., wrote about such stuff back in 1999. I summarize:

The multidimensional N=4 supersymmetric quantum mechanics (SUSY QM) is constructed using the superfield approach. As a result, the component form of the classical and quantum Lagrangian and Hamiltonian is obtained. In the considered SUSY QM both classical and quantum N=4 algebras include central charges, and this opens various possibilities for partial supersymmetry breaking. It is shown that quantum mechanical models with one quarter, one half and three quarters of unbroken(broken) supersymmetries can exist in the framework of the multidimensional N=4 SUSY QM, while the one-dimensional N=4 SUSY QM, constructed earlier, admits only one half or total supersymmetry breakdown. We illustrate the constructed general formalism, as well as all possible cases of the partial SUSY breaking taking as an example a direct multidimensional generalization of the one-dimensional N=4 superconformal quantum mechanical model. Some open questions and possible applications of the constructed multidimensional N=4 SUSY QM to the known exactly integrable systems and problems of quantum cosmology are briefly discussed.

I also recommend Chia-Chun Chou and Donald Kouri's article Multidimensional Supersymmetric Quantum Mechanics: A Scalar Hamiltonian Approach to Excited States by the Imaginary Time Propagation Method (J. Phys. Chem. A, 2013, 117 (16), pp 3449–3457). If anybody's excited it's Gluon the Duckdog!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 11:17 PM

You don't fluff around with Einstein. As a cosmic Detective I look for an origin of something Al did not theorize and remain open to an emerging simple entropy that grows complex and relationships that switch places as time progresses.

In the beginning energetic space fluctuated so that plasma matter formed from an equal amount of the energy in space. This first differentiation was an equal amount of matter and antimatter which annihilated each other almost as fast as it was created. But there was not quite an equal annihilation, There was a small 1 billionth amount of what we call normal matter left over. The rest of the matter first created returned to energy and a residue of transparent matter that no longer interacts with normal matter and only weakly with itself - except by gravity. We call this dark matter today and is naturally more abundant than normal matter. Dark matter is like the limbs and branches of a tree that visible matter clings to like leaves. This universe really does look like a glowing sponge.

Next; How the first black holes were diffrent than the black holes of today and how time and space switch places inide and outside a black hole. And how energetic voids in space exert a push against gravity.
You have learned what dark matter is and next you will envision clearly what dark energy is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 07:16 PM

Gluon's Family Crest


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 03:04 PM

Ultimately Gluon was born from advertising and the mother of quantum randomness of Rap's imagination, bound only by being a guardian of library truth and the imperial scalpel of ignorance.
I see parallels between 'Gluoness' and a religion with a physics hack with no proof.
As a card carrying Hack man I must admit Gluon exists as much as Regulon and that my Physics hack ideas live by the same principle.
It is a somewhat sinister sensational slippery slope sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 02:43 PM

I see a nice spinner coming up soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 09:57 AM

And because of that Gluon isn't bound by space/time/mass/energy/dimensional fetters! Gluon can and is everywhere at once in an eternal Now. Past and Future are clear to Gluon, who always knows where there is a leg to hump and a fire hydrant upon which to...um, leave word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 09:56 AM

We are approaching duckdogate. (2 pronunciations)
There are people who believe two bound gluons are a particle form of gravity but I don't know what to make of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 09:07 AM

Being a cross between a Mallard duck and a Golden Retriever dog, Gluon is capable of retrieving and being retrieved at the same time. In other words, Gluon is in the enviable position of being able to retrieve himself/herself.

This particular flavor of Onanism is not known to occur outside the duckdog community.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Feb 19 - 05:07 PM

Don't let the duckdogs get you down, MOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Feb 19 - 08:00 AM

Live and let live for the mythological and legendary dck dog.
Personally I am a huge fan of the naked mole rat and all the potential beneficial genes we might want to borrow. They can; not die of cancer, do not get sick, do not feel unnecessary pain, have double the hyaluronic acid, can tolerate high levels of cO2 that would kill us but most of all has a life span 10 times longer than other similar species.
Please excuse facts from being presented in the Ultimate BS thread.

'We' have already decoded their genome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 19 - 03:49 PM

Adventures of the friends of a duckdog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Feb 19 - 11:29 AM

QWAACK!!!





Gluon was watching Daffy Duck cartoons this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 19 - 03:02 PM

Gluon has spin when tail-chasing, and is neither up nor down. In fact, CERN, Livermore, Argonne, INL, Sandia, Max Planck, MEPhI, Oak Ridge, Hanford, Enrico Fermi, Les Horribles Cernettes, Fermilab, Brookhaven, Beijing Electron-Positron Collider, Institute for Advanced Studies, and other high-power, high-energy places haven't figured Gluon out yet. If it is possible to figure Gluon out. Not up, not down, no charm, no nothing, and yet good at retrieving antiparticles from black holes and humping legs. That's Gluon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Feb 19 - 07:22 AM

3 quarks make a proton or a neutron. it depends if they are up or down.

9 exclamation marks is a cosmic mystery


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 11:00 PM

QUARK!!!


QUARK!!!


QUARK!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 09:41 PM

4 Different beings makes a sexual quorum. That's 168 fingers +2 hyper dicks and 2 hyper pussies'. They go at it from angles we can't imagine.
Russian Trump prostitutes do a decent 3D facsimile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 06:49 PM

In the meantime,
MOM could fall through the cracks
if she isn't given a hand up in time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 11:20 AM

Four sexes, huh? So this Regulon guy could hump Rap's leg four different ways at the same time?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 10:16 AM

Why BWL? Because Duck Dogs are 2 dimensional graphics or gentle fetch slaves.
Reggie has a static hyperspheric brain with 42 opposable fingers that can reach through any wall, vault or miles of earth and manipulate any 3D object. All human endeavors are an absurdity and pointless to him/her. But mostly they have four sexes for reproduction.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 08:46 PM

Duckdogs to the rescue!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 03:30 PM

I have received the following message from Gluon:

QUARK!

Translation: Who's this Regulon guy? You MOAB types already have me to do all that higher-dimensional, space-warp, hide behind a black hole while playing hide-and-seek with Schrödinger's cat type stuff. I bet Regulon doesn't even know how to hump Rap's leg. Why do you want to fool with a loser like Regulon when you have a duckdog at your service?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 02:57 PM

LH this is what happens if we throw Chongo into a black hole

Rap I imagine you
are better than Alec Guiness


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 12:38 PM

I can not tell you what you do not know but this is where you went wrong
Regulon


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