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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 26 Feb 19 - 05:41 PM
Donuel 26 Feb 19 - 03:31 PM
Donuel 26 Feb 19 - 03:01 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Feb 19 - 12:28 PM
Rapparee 26 Feb 19 - 09:20 AM
Donuel 25 Feb 19 - 11:17 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Feb 19 - 07:16 PM
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Stilly River Sage 25 Feb 19 - 02:43 PM
Rapparee 25 Feb 19 - 09:57 AM
Donuel 25 Feb 19 - 09:56 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Feb 19 - 09:07 AM
keberoxu 24 Feb 19 - 05:07 PM
Donuel 24 Feb 19 - 08:00 AM
Rapparee 23 Feb 19 - 03:49 PM
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Donuel 22 Feb 19 - 07:22 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 05:41 PM

Chongo doesn't believe in Gluon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 03:31 PM

If there was a competition, BWL wins again with the skill of a David E Kelly and cleverness of Douglas Adams. Rap is too smart, I am too wordy and BWL is juuust right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 03:01 PM

Perspective I understand. It is a form of relativity I can see.
As for super symmetry what I see is "as entropy grows symmetry shrinks".
Although I recognize some of Rap's post most of it is too small, too quantum and unintuitive for me to grasp. But that is its 'charm'

I should have said the total energy output of the big bang is zero like the dirt taken out of a hole =equals= the space/volume inside the hole.
Energy itself has gravitational pull so dark matter need not only be a form of matter at all.

This kind of writting I hope is easily understood. Of course quantum mechcanics is not intuitive in the slightest.
I assume a Gluon is composed of excited spilkies, one up and one down

Now its time for sstrawberry rhubarb pie. :^/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 12:28 PM

Gluon doesn't get excited by humans spouting off about physics and cosmology.

Imagine that a fish wrote a paper showing that it's theoretically possible to breathe air instead of water. Well, after overcoming the initial shock of a fish knowing how to write, a typical human reaction would be, "No shit, Mr. Fish! I breathe air all the time! So do billions of other creatures! We don't even have to think about it!"

Well, that's analogous to how Gluon views our piddly human attempts to understand the very large and very small. Gluon directly experiences parts of the multiverse humans struggle to achieve the most basic understanding of. "Oh, you humans spent billions of dollars to detect a few gravity waves. Congratulations! I just surfed a gravity wave all the way from the Large Magellanic Cloud to Rap's backyard. It was, to borrow a phrase from Sean Penn's character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, a tasty wave indeed."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 19 - 09:20 AM

Donets, et al., wrote about such stuff back in 1999. I summarize:

The multidimensional N=4 supersymmetric quantum mechanics (SUSY QM) is constructed using the superfield approach. As a result, the component form of the classical and quantum Lagrangian and Hamiltonian is obtained. In the considered SUSY QM both classical and quantum N=4 algebras include central charges, and this opens various possibilities for partial supersymmetry breaking. It is shown that quantum mechanical models with one quarter, one half and three quarters of unbroken(broken) supersymmetries can exist in the framework of the multidimensional N=4 SUSY QM, while the one-dimensional N=4 SUSY QM, constructed earlier, admits only one half or total supersymmetry breakdown. We illustrate the constructed general formalism, as well as all possible cases of the partial SUSY breaking taking as an example a direct multidimensional generalization of the one-dimensional N=4 superconformal quantum mechanical model. Some open questions and possible applications of the constructed multidimensional N=4 SUSY QM to the known exactly integrable systems and problems of quantum cosmology are briefly discussed.

I also recommend Chia-Chun Chou and Donald Kouri's article Multidimensional Supersymmetric Quantum Mechanics: A Scalar Hamiltonian Approach to Excited States by the Imaginary Time Propagation Method (J. Phys. Chem. A, 2013, 117 (16), pp 3449–3457). If anybody's excited it's Gluon the Duckdog!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 11:17 PM

You don't fluff around with Einstein. As a cosmic Detective I look for an origin of something Al did not theorize and remain open to an emerging simple entropy that grows complex and relationships that switch places as time progresses.

In the beginning energetic space fluctuated so that plasma matter formed from an equal amount of the energy in space. This first differentiation was an equal amount of matter and antimatter which annihilated each other almost as fast as it was created. But there was not quite an equal annihilation, There was a small 1 billionth amount of what we call normal matter left over. The rest of the matter first created returned to energy and a residue of transparent matter that no longer interacts with normal matter and only weakly with itself - except by gravity. We call this dark matter today and is naturally more abundant than normal matter. Dark matter is like the limbs and branches of a tree that visible matter clings to like leaves. This universe really does look like a glowing sponge.

Next; How the first black holes were diffrent than the black holes of today and how time and space switch places inide and outside a black hole. And how energetic voids in space exert a push against gravity.
You have learned what dark matter is and next you will envision clearly what dark energy is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 07:16 PM

Gluon's Family Crest


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 03:04 PM

Ultimately Gluon was born from advertising and the mother of quantum randomness of Rap's imagination, bound only by being a guardian of library truth and the imperial scalpel of ignorance.
I see parallels between 'Gluoness' and a religion with a physics hack with no proof.
As a card carrying Hack man I must admit Gluon exists as much as Regulon and that my Physics hack ideas live by the same principle.
It is a somewhat sinister sensational slippery slope sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 02:43 PM

I see a nice spinner coming up soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 09:57 AM

And because of that Gluon isn't bound by space/time/mass/energy/dimensional fetters! Gluon can and is everywhere at once in an eternal Now. Past and Future are clear to Gluon, who always knows where there is a leg to hump and a fire hydrant upon which to...um, leave word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 09:56 AM

We are approaching duckdogate. (2 pronunciations)
There are people who believe two bound gluons are a particle form of gravity but I don't know what to make of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 19 - 09:07 AM

Being a cross between a Mallard duck and a Golden Retriever dog, Gluon is capable of retrieving and being retrieved at the same time. In other words, Gluon is in the enviable position of being able to retrieve himself/herself.

This particular flavor of Onanism is not known to occur outside the duckdog community.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Feb 19 - 05:07 PM

Don't let the duckdogs get you down, MOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Feb 19 - 08:00 AM

Live and let live for the mythological and legendary dck dog.
Personally I am a huge fan of the naked mole rat and all the potential beneficial genes we might want to borrow. They can; not die of cancer, do not get sick, do not feel unnecessary pain, have double the hyaluronic acid, can tolerate high levels of cO2 that would kill us but most of all has a life span 10 times longer than other similar species.
Please excuse facts from being presented in the Ultimate BS thread.

'We' have already decoded their genome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 19 - 03:49 PM

Adventures of the friends of a duckdog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Feb 19 - 11:29 AM

QWAACK!!!





Gluon was watching Daffy Duck cartoons this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 19 - 03:02 PM

Gluon has spin when tail-chasing, and is neither up nor down. In fact, CERN, Livermore, Argonne, INL, Sandia, Max Planck, MEPhI, Oak Ridge, Hanford, Enrico Fermi, Les Horribles Cernettes, Fermilab, Brookhaven, Beijing Electron-Positron Collider, Institute for Advanced Studies, and other high-power, high-energy places haven't figured Gluon out yet. If it is possible to figure Gluon out. Not up, not down, no charm, no nothing, and yet good at retrieving antiparticles from black holes and humping legs. That's Gluon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Feb 19 - 07:22 AM

3 quarks make a proton or a neutron. it depends if they are up or down.

9 exclamation marks is a cosmic mystery


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 11:00 PM

QUARK!!!


QUARK!!!


QUARK!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 09:41 PM

4 Different beings makes a sexual quorum. That's 168 fingers +2 hyper dicks and 2 hyper pussies'. They go at it from angles we can't imagine.
Russian Trump prostitutes do a decent 3D facsimile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 06:49 PM

In the meantime,
MOM could fall through the cracks
if she isn't given a hand up in time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 11:20 AM

Four sexes, huh? So this Regulon guy could hump Rap's leg four different ways at the same time?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 19 - 10:16 AM

Why BWL? Because Duck Dogs are 2 dimensional graphics or gentle fetch slaves.
Reggie has a static hyperspheric brain with 42 opposable fingers that can reach through any wall, vault or miles of earth and manipulate any 3D object. All human endeavors are an absurdity and pointless to him/her. But mostly they have four sexes for reproduction.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 08:46 PM

Duckdogs to the rescue!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 03:30 PM

I have received the following message from Gluon:

QUARK!

Translation: Who's this Regulon guy? You MOAB types already have me to do all that higher-dimensional, space-warp, hide behind a black hole while playing hide-and-seek with Schrödinger's cat type stuff. I bet Regulon doesn't even know how to hump Rap's leg. Why do you want to fool with a loser like Regulon when you have a duckdog at your service?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 02:57 PM

LH this is what happens if we throw Chongo into a black hole

Rap I imagine you
are better than Alec Guiness


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 12:38 PM

I can not tell you what you do not know but this is where you went wrong
Regulon


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 19 - 08:01 AM

I was in 7th grade when I was first taught about the double slit experiment and the implications it has for quantum field theory by Mr. Daly my Earth Science teacher. 60 years later my understanding has has managed to progress about 1/10 of 1 %.

Reggie, if you are out there can you explain it in terms a child can understand? For a species that got it wrong we sure have used partial knowledge of electrons and photon waves effectively to the point where relative idiots can correspond via computers.

Chongo (enhanced by CRISPR)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 11:39 PM

On one side of a virtual two way mirror we have quantum field theory and on the other we have de Broglie pilot wave theory. The pilot wave theory is more deterministic and you can know the path of an electron, you can even see the 'future' pilot wave creating a course ahead of a particle.

Quantum field theory looks almost identical but has more random possibilities/probabilities. In a mental mirror these two theories and their equations reflect each other but I think the same thing is missing from both. but I dunno what that is. Gyou?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlXdsyctD50


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 10:46 PM

your survival is the result of quantum consciousness whether you know it or not. Chongo knows it speeds up his reaction time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 10:29 PM

Only from Chongo/a's POV. Funny how that works.

Not many mudelves visit MOM. gnu got lucky today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 10:14 PM

Reggie would be a pull toy for Chongo/a.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 10:03 PM

I am an expert on knowing I am not smart enough to do certain things which makes me a genius for certain other things like seeing an obvious accumulation of higher dimensions which actually diminish in size. Sometimes they leak into my familiar 3 dimensions in such a way that make me aware of things at a distance I should not know about.
In other words we all live in higher dimensions but we don't have the senses to be clearly aware of them. We can see with instruments and math but we are not constantly aware of higher dimensions. A fourth dimensional alien could drive in four dimensions while eating his 4 dimensional omniburger while we sometimes get lost in only 3 dimensions when a street name is changed.


Enter Chongo the chimp. We know we have just 1% difference in our DNA compared to Chongo. Chongo is really smart but he rarely becomes more skilled than a human toddler ( no offense Chongo.) Enter Regulon "Reggie" who is an Alien who is only 1% more advanced in DNA and other things we can't imagine. Einstein would be like a toddler or even a 5th grader to Reggie. Still we live in higher dimensions and you may on occasion be aware of another you in those higher dimensions like Voldemort was aware of one of his living horcrux.


You should be able to do more remarkable things with a new awareness of time than you have been led to believe. Compared to Reggie however you probably will not be able to decode the universes.
String theory is like a pull toy for alien kids to Reggie. Perhaps Reggie's ancestors had to navigate in four dimensions to escape 4 dimensional predators but whatever made senses to see his world clearly we will never feel natural to us. What seems like a spark of madness to us may only be a normal Reggie moment.

Why should we care? I leave that for you to solve. It goes back to Plato.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 05:46 PM

La Belle? Pas no. In New Brunswick, nous dis en Chiac. Bain goddamn la. Pas da Quebecois icit la. It's about Acadian history... sweet **** all about La Belle. La Belle can flit mon eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 04:36 PM

His book is in French??? Can't he write in English? If I go to Quebec this summer I'M not going to learn French! Let all them Quebecers learn English! Canada is a country founded by English speaking people and by God they can speak French English like the Queen intended!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Feb 19 - 04:28 PM

Well, we'll find out tonight, won't we?

On another note... my buddy's book is now out in English and there will be an English promo soon. I have a thread above the line. I tried the linkmaker several times but... nope. So here is the French promo.

https://youtu.be/Z8dfBDRzpdI


Link shortened and fixed. My gawd but this thread is heavy. . . ---exhausted mudelf


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 09:26 PM

Just this month another crazed guy attacked Comet Pizza
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 09:10 PM

I am reminded of my 22 year old cartoon that was rejected by the New Yorker Magazine of 'Michelangelo's' God sitting upon his stylized porcelain throne with a look of anguish, consternation and concern in his face and body.
Captioned: The POWER of cheese


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 09:09 PM

Has it occurred to you that the people most likely to believe the Apollo moon landings never happened are also the ones most likely to believe there's a child sex ring operating on the moon?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 08:54 PM

I believe BWL because he smokes pots. Be that as it may, the great Gruyere gas buildup is a plot by the Galactic Overlord, who isn't fondue of Earth. Should it fail he/she/it plans to capture the escaping gas and use it in his/her/its next attempt, which is to patch the hole(s) in the moon except for one. That will be used a a nozzle to to first reload the captured gas and then, with a different nozzle, propel the moon toward the earth until it is in a pole-to-pole orbit. Then the gas will be directed against earth and, with the human race cleaned away, it/she/he will be able to Reek Havoc on the earth.

Fortunately, the Idaho Legion is preparing a Harpoon missile which will embed itself in the moon. It will tow a looooooooooooong hose which will evacuate all of the gas within the moon, causing it to fly around like a balloon when the air is let out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 08:52 PM

Correction :   [4 billion year old aged Romano cheese]
good thing cheese does not stink in a vacuum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 08:28 PM

Nothing is truer than truth and nothing so volatile and evaporative.

The only quasi truth to your 'moon is made of green cheese tale' is the lower density of the moon at its core than near its surface. It has no dense core. It has no empty chamber full of volatile cheese gas. In a sense it has a thin candy shell that can actually ring like a bell when impacted. The moon formed without enough gravity to compact the near zero gravity free floating light weight debris. The most dense thing about the moon's core is water.
Taken as a whole the density of the averaged density of the entire volume of the moon is only a bit more dense than Romano cheese.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 08:07 PM

What a Muensterous way to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 06:59 PM

I'm not so sure about that black hole stuff, but I'm certain that if someone doesn't relieve all that lunar gas buildup, the moon is going to explode and the earth is going to be covered in Stinking Bishop cheese. That's gonna be an ELE, for sure. Those killed by flying cheese chunks will be the fortunate ones. Billions more will die from constipation after trying to eat their way out of a mile-high coating of cheese.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 03:25 PM

BWL super moons are common but I'm still not sure of what super duper jupiter full moons are. You see I was browsing NOAA and learned about some new weather satellites that are dedicated to AK,CA and HA when my touch screen opened a site (unseen link) that listed preliminary reports. Going deeper I found an item called a possible Super Duper Jupiter moon this March due to an unusual alignment. I was immediately reminded of an obscure article from the ESA that an object seen only in infrared may be causing havoc in the orbital mechanics of some of the smaller moons around the outer gas giants. Ganymede and Titan do not seem to be involved. (stick a pin in this)


I know that small rogue black holes exist and would have an infrared signature like any black hole. Only confirmation of gravitational lensing of an object, obviously outside our solar system, in the vector of Jupiter as seen from Earth this March will confirm a super massive unseen object and if it is overall approaching us or not.

But for now this is not a forecast but merely speculation.
Wouldn't it be exciting if a small black hole starts flinging moons and planets around? Now thats what I call super weather. May we live in interesting times. Could this be an ELE or just a nuisance?


Indications of deliberate misdirection/misdiagnosis of various super gravitational super moons:
More telescopes claiming they are offline or re directing research.
Disappearence of data regarding gravitational annomalies in the outer solar system or the sun itself.
Availability of data from the re-aimed Keplar telecope and if it shows a brightening of the annomolous infrared signature.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 03:01 PM

As in the Sherlock Holmes, Watson trope, Thanks keb - you solved the case.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 12:30 PM

a blue cheese blow-up?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 19 - 10:59 AM

The more frequent occurrence of "super moons" is due to the fact that the moon is simply growing larger every year. There is a giant gas bubble at the moon's core and it is expanding. It's a natural by-product of the fermentation of all that blue cheese. It's the reason humans are finally getting serious about returning to the moon after an almost fifty-year absence. If someone doesn't drill a hole to the lunar core to relieve all that pressure pretty soon, the whole thing might blow up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Feb 19 - 08:34 PM

A super snow moon?
Seems like it's been one super something moon after another.
Maybe we'll just get really high tides ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 19 - 08:27 PM

If anyone would know, he would. He's also a wasteagoodbeer and should be very careful around solvents (like alcohol and water) or he'll dissolve. Of course, he hasn't had any contact with water since he was a week old, and that was his baptism. Because the holy water sizzled when it touched him he was banned from all churches everywhere.


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