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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Donuel 09 May 19 - 12:01 PM
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Rapparee 08 May 19 - 09:47 PM
Donuel 08 May 19 - 06:15 AM
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Rapparee 06 May 19 - 08:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 19 - 12:01 PM

ahem Well said Rap. Losing a personal 1.17 billion dollars in 10 years is not like giving it all away in charity. It takes work skimming and borrowing and cheating and lots and lots of applied ignorance. It aint easy.

Go to: Go fund me/Donald Trump/ c/o Rapparee
give what you can

Americans should be able to bail out Trump better than the Russain mob.
Especially with Rap as executor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 May 19 - 10:39 PM

Careful, Trump might see that and try it out. (There is little evidence that he has ever dropped in on the MOAB - the quality of his BS sets the lowest bar imaginable. The quantity is certainly up to speed, though, one must admit.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 19 - 09:47 PM

I am a child of woe! From my earliest youth I was buffeted by the winds of fate and the stormy seas of troubles beyond imagining. Now, in my declining years, I must take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them. Soon they will be opposed all to heck and all will be serene and the waters of fate calm. My reward is not praise, not the accolades of lesser folk, not the thanks of the powerful and mighty. No, just send me lots of money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 May 19 - 06:15 AM

Leading from behind was our foreign policy against Ghadafi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 19 - 09:45 PM

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And the radar has failed to find them,
But they'll all, face to face,
Meet in parallel space
Preceding their leaders behind them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 07 May 19 - 06:04 PM

I have an Escher picture of infinity in my living room


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 May 19 - 05:06 PM

The Spaghetti Western Orchestra thread,
'way upstairs above the line,
has occasioned mention of the Ocarina.
Which puts me in mind of Catspaw.

(Morricone's film soundtracks use an ocarina?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 19 - 08:42 PM

Name them. Such lacks can and must be cured.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 May 19 - 07:15 AM

Yeah Rap it is a 24/7 open universe. But in the sense of an open mind to all possibilities. Its flat and variable. There are even galaxies with no dark matter or folk music.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 19 - 10:37 PM

Cosmotologists are not to confused with cosmotautology.

Good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 19 - 09:41 PM

You have approximated the Universe. Probability =1 but =0, assuming
?˜8.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 05:35 PM

In other words, real phenomena like quantum tunneling has been grossly misinterpreted, approximated, averaged, spun out of bounds and psychologicaly personalized into a tautology of madness - not unlike politics.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 05:22 PM

OK its time to pull Chongo away from the keyboard.

I will now show you how falacious and stupid desperate people became, in an effort to outdo Einstein. It has to do with Schrodingers unwilling suicidal cat.
They said when any kind of time bomb death machine was put in a sealed box with a cat, we can not know if it is alive or dead or both (a super imposition state). When we open the box (never mind the sound or smell) we will find a live or dead cat - UNLESS the cat is in a super imposition state of dead/alive...and unless Shrodinger was in a souper imposition state and unless observers were in a super duper imposition state, ad infinitum.

Most of us are smart enough to not suffocate cats in boxes in the first place. I'm sticking with a realist like good ol Al.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 04:56 PM

No one is exactly sure what Cause, Molly, jeez seriously supports.
I predict she is for Sanders since she has student debt.
Cosmotologists are not to confused with cosmotautology.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 19 - 04:34 PM

Isn't cosmology the application of makeup and prosthetic noses?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 03:23 PM

A woman I saw yesterday had styled her hair in a Klien bottle fashion. It came down into a single thick strand that swirled about her head and then became neatly incorporated into the rest of her hair.
I asked her about her hair and she said "It takes TIME to make all of my hair to touch all the rest of my hair."
I said "thank you for solving a cosmological question."

This may only solve problems of the shape of the universe on a locality basis but it does not require any addition of dimensions nor does it reduce dimensions down to only two.

The model of two layers of 3 dimensional space hovering adjacent to one another (Brane Theory) still remains viable.

More hairstyle research is needed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 03:02 PM

What if the universe made my mind with the same stuff as the universe? It did.

Then my mind, like the universe, would become more and more fuzzy as more and more information is processed. It is.

Some day the visible universe will go dark as time space expansion predicts. It will.

The information of my mind will disappear in an organized concious fashion but technically still exist. It may will have been.

Although I am barely conscious now and have never been organized.


Here is the voice of Donald Trump if he never learned to boast, yell shout and humiliate others...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATxi0_-7HqQ


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 19 - 12:27 PM

Chongo rules.

Shane drools.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 19 - 12:08 PM

What if the "shape" of the Universe is a torus, Mobius strip, or Klein bottle? One part of it could transverse a multitude of "other" dimensions and yet we would only be on one side but existing on all sides.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 09:29 AM

There is a reason for this absurdity.
Realism is real and uncertainty is certainly uncertain


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 07:25 AM

BWL
What Cosmmology teaches is that INFINITY does not and can not exist.
There are always limits. Such a limit is that there can only be one bit of information per Plank area (1x10 to the -31)

However an Einstien equation that describes a singularity ends with an infinity times an infinity...for infinity.

This we don't understand. It is absurd?

This absurdity is a property of BS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 19 - 09:33 PM

George Gamow once described infinity as a hotel where there is always a room available. MOAB always has space for another post. Mom told me so, and who would know better than Mom?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 May 19 - 05:19 PM

THIS will be the last post to this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 19 - 05:18 PM

LH WINS the $1,000.00 58,888 sweepstakes!

if he bought the sweepstakes ticket from his PM message board.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 May 19 - 04:54 PM

As if there could EVER be a last post here!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 19 - 12:05 PM

What if 58,888 is the last post here. It should be Rapaire duh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 19 - 10:11 PM

I have a friend who was for many years a weredachshund. Every full moon he'd become long, hairy, and hungry. Fortunately, one time he devoured a piece of dog food that had for some reason been killed by a silver bullet (possibly a werecow) and that cured him. It also caused some comment from his plumber when he had the drains cleaned.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 May 19 - 06:31 AM

It must be a full moon


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 19 - 02:25 AM

Ow-oooooooooo....! (said the singing Dachshund) They love uttering the Call of the Wild.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 19 - 10:29 PM

Close but no cigar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 19 - 10:26 PM

Hi, Mom! No, I'm still around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 May 19 - 02:50 PM

Damn! It worked in "preview". Here's that response, verbatim: CLICK


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 May 19 - 02:48 PM

Little did the late Mr. Face realize that his descendants would form the basis of the multi-billion dollar Emoji-Industrial complex. Now you can go to a party store and get everything needed to throw your five-year-old a 100% emoji-themed birthday party. Decorations, serving ware, table cloths, even beach balls if it's a pool party.

Hello Kitty and My Little Pony have expressed extreme displeasure over their loss of market share to the upstart emojis. In a press conference, the emojis responded to their concerns as follows: ??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 19 - 02:25 PM

Shrieks, hoots, and chest pounding are other handy ways of expressing one's feelings. And throwing chairs and other handy objects works fine too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 19 - 05:49 AM

In the meantime... sideways Smiley Face (1982-2019)

Side ways Smiley Face died on April 30,2019, surrounded by his loved ones.
The cause of death was over-use. Born on a computer bulletin board at Carnegie Mellon University, Mr.Face devoted his life to pointing out that the previous sentence was meant to be satire or funny. He also gained world wide recognition for his tireless efforts as a glib substitute for the words "I am amused." His other interests included frowning and winking. He is survived by his children, Sideways Surprised Face, sideways Glasses Face, sideways ABE lINCOLN fACE, sideways Santa Face, sideways Pope face, his beloved wife XOXO and his 271 imogee grandchildren. In lieu of flowers Mr. Face's family has requested people use actual words to express their feelings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 19 - 09:46 PM

Mom! I went stangskyting this evening! I could do six in twenty-five seconds, but nothing on the paper. 'Sokay, it was enjoyable anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 May 19 - 05:18 PM

And on that note,
instead of waiting for Rapparee,
let's hoist MOM upstairs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Apr 19 - 08:21 PM

I lost a couple of those socks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Apr 19 - 07:31 PM

Hi. Mom!

I had to replace the belt on our clothes dryer today. In the process, I found $1.57 in coins and five guitar picks. Not bad, but it's far from the best haul I've ever had while working on a dryer. A previous owner of a dryer we bought second-hand had removed an access plate of some sort in the back of the drum and forgot to put it back on. So, the drum had a two-inch hole in it. When I opened that dryer up to replace the belt, I found more money than what we had paid for the thing. Not just change, but bills. Ones, fives, tens, and twenties. And socks. Lots of socks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 19 - 08:48 PM

Come my tan-faced children,
Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
Have you your pistols? have you your sharp-edged axes?
Pioneers! O pioneers!

For we cannot tarry here,
We must march my darlings, we must bear the brunt of danger,
We the youthful sinewy races, all the rest on us depend,
Pioneers! O pioneers!

                     --by Mom MOAB


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Apr 19 - 02:07 PM

What the heck called for Walt Whitman?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Apr 19 - 08:36 AM

A billion and a half to 3 billion heartbeats
is all you may drum out in a lifetime
Count down or count up and you will arrive
at an exact number of an unknown quantity
You emerged into this illusion in human form
Taste sight touch and sound were yours to refine
But in your next emergence they are gone
Just as they were gone before your last emergence
For most of us there will be an entropy
But for a few there will be a Nova


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 19 - 09:00 PM

The last bit of poetry was from the young women of Ireland, complaining about the inability of the McBrides to, um, perform. They were actors, so to speak, but not very good ones and left the "audiences" clamoring. These "actors" always reached the climax of the play long before the audience could, and then would vacate the stage long before the denoument. Often they took with them not only the success of the play but whatever they could obtain from the pockets, purses, and wallets (not to mention the houses and businesses) of the audience.

Performance failures continue unto the present generation, which fails to generate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 19 - 08:49 PM

There is much to say, but I shan't say it.

Ba easnamh crua thú i dTuamhumhain is i dTír Luirc;
Sé túis mo cháis is fáth mo chaointe
Cúis do chráigh mé is d’fhág me claoite        
Bhain dem threoir mé is sheol gan chiall mé,
Is chaith mar cheo mé dóite i bpianta,—        
Na sluaite imíonn gan chríoch gan chaomhnú
Ar fud an tsaoil seo d’fhíorscoth béithe,
Ina gcailleacha dubha gan cumhdach céile
Caite gan clú gan cionnta claoin-bheart.
Is aithnid dom féin sa mhéad seo shiúlas
Bean agus céad nár mhian leo a dhiúltadh
Is mise in a measc mo chreach mar táimse
D’imigh im spaid gan fear gan pháiste.
Mo dhochar mo dhó mo bhrón mar bhím
Gan sochar gan só gan seod gan síth,
Go doilbhir duaiseach duamhar díothach
Gan codladh gan suan gan suairceas oíche,
Ach maslaithe i mbuairt gan suaimhneas sínte
Ar leaba leamh-fhuar dár suathadh ag smaointe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Apr 19 - 06:19 PM

As to The Color Out Of Space,
what that calls to mind is
a much earlier short story that ends:

"...and, God help me! the Damned Thing is such a color!"
-- Ambrose Bierce, if memory serves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Apr 19 - 12:48 PM

Were the McBride's Beast Machines

Yes Virginia the world is in the 1st person.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Apr 19 - 11:39 AM

Do not be forlorn for long.
Captain Joseph Jeffery Hazelwood of the Exxon Valdez was found to be dead drunk on deck, not entirely dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Apr 19 - 11:01 AM

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
          But O heart! heart! heart!
          O the bleeding drops of red,
             Where on the deck my Captain lies,
               Fallen cold and dead.
      

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up- for you the flag is flung- for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths- for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
             Here Captain! dear father!
               This arm beneath your head!
                It is some dream that on the deck,
                   You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
               Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
                But I with mournful tread,
                   Walk the deck my Captain lies,
                     Fallen cold and dead.

Borrowed from Uncle Walt


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Apr 19 - 07:35 AM

A toast to sibling Rapparree
With pen and keyboard makes he free
Atop the highest posting tree
Made (of the k's) full 53
And (of the hundreds), another three!
Say, what a mensch is Rapparree
To write post fifty-three and three!
So let us now all drink to he!

Amos

post 58888 honorarily belongs to thee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Apr 19 - 07:27 AM

I Googled the The color...Lovecraft. It turns out that story is alleged to be the cause of modern clinical depression by Dr. Concrecia Goodlick (Schenectady Press 1931)

Pulling a thread got Rap thrown out of a strip bar once but pulling a thread like the color of space on Mudcat is practically malicious and psychologicly dangerous.

Amos would not have done this.
Oh what a sibling was our Amos!
Never once did he ever shame us
By being a dangerous dick, a shamus,
Or wandering blameless, nameless, aimless
Amidst the towering Himalayas!
He is no scampering ignoramus
Trying to serve a writ of mandamus
As notorious, enormous fusses
Settles o'er this precocious chorus,
Wide as Texas, flat as Kansas.
Nay! For sooth our sibling, good old Amos,
(Never showing any weakness)
Will be as famous as Nostradamus --

Horatio Dumbass 1999


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