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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Donuel 11 Apr 19 - 04:18 AM
keberoxu 10 Apr 19 - 06:36 PM
Little Hawk 10 Apr 19 - 10:48 AM
Rapparee 10 Apr 19 - 08:17 AM
Little Hawk 10 Apr 19 - 12:21 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Apr 19 - 09:47 PM
Rapparee 09 Apr 19 - 08:57 PM
Donuel 09 Apr 19 - 07:19 PM
Rapparee 08 Apr 19 - 10:31 PM
Donuel 08 Apr 19 - 08:50 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Apr 19 - 08:06 PM
Little Hawk 08 Apr 19 - 05:53 PM
Donuel 08 Apr 19 - 05:44 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Apr 19 - 05:12 PM
Donuel 08 Apr 19 - 01:50 PM
Little Hawk 08 Apr 19 - 01:03 PM
Donuel 07 Apr 19 - 05:43 PM
Rapparee 07 Apr 19 - 03:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Apr 19 - 12:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Apr 19 - 10:52 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 19 - 09:54 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Apr 19 - 11:50 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Apr 19 - 11:22 PM
Little Hawk 05 Apr 19 - 09:18 PM
Rapparee 05 Apr 19 - 08:46 PM
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Stilly River Sage 05 Apr 19 - 11:25 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Apr 19 - 04:18 AM

A bevy of blondes ate wedges of pizza while watching a game of thrones swan song finale.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Apr 19 - 06:36 PM

A bevy of swans, that's what it is:
Senoufou (come baaaaaaack)
tells us every spring about the Mad Swans,
there is a bevy of them where she lives.

They are a bevy of swans, or even a game of swans,
when they are waddling down the town road
and blocking motor traffic.

But should they take to the air,
they become
a wedge of swans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 19 - 10:48 AM

Very much so, and he's "done" almost everything possible by now. He is an ape of all trades.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 19 - 08:17 AM

Isn't Chachi a do-it-yourself kind of guy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 19 - 12:21 AM

If you want your butt tested, it can probably be arranged. Contact Chongo's friend Chachi in Chicago. He'll set it up for a modest fee, I'm sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Apr 19 - 09:47 PM

Atmospheric testing my butt! I know Cthulu eggs when I see 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 19 - 08:57 PM

Yeah, that's what They said it was. We know better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Apr 19 - 07:19 PM

AZURE Vapor Tracers over Norway
Image Credit & Copyright: Yang Sutie
Explanation: What's happening in the sky? The atmosphere over northern Norway appeared quite strange for about 30 minutes last Friday when colorful clouds, dots, and plumes suddenly appeared. The colors were actually created by the NASA-funded Auroral Zone Upwelling Rocket Experiment (AZURE) which dispersed gas tracers to probe winds in Earth's upper atmosphere. AZURE's tracers originated from two short-lived sounding rockets launched from the Andøya Space Center in Norway. The harmless gases, trimethylaluminum and a barium/strontium mixture, were released into the ionosphere at altitudes of 115 and 250 km. The vapor trails were observed dispersing from several ground stations. Mapping how AZURE's vapors dispersed should increase humanity's understanding of how the solar wind transfers energy to the Earth and powers aurora.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 19 - 10:31 PM

Today I found the first Golf egg of the season in the back yard. It said "Callaway 3" on it, meaning it was the third egg the Callaway laid this year.

And for all you nonbelievers and scoffers -- here is a very recent (like this week) picture from Norway documenting Their invasion of Earth! Those are NOT from airplanes! Fortunately, the Arctic Corps of the Idaho Legion was standing by and currently are in Hammerfest, ready to defend Earth. All contributions (in US dollars) are welcome, and 100% goes to support these brave sons and daughters of Earth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Apr 19 - 08:50 PM

A QUESTION

If the Protestants all pray
And the Buddhists chant a bit
And the rabbi in the synagogue
Gets Moses in on it
And the Catholics count their beads
And the Pope says it's OK
And if all the monks and friars
Pray their nuts off night and day
And all the shamans round the world
Get themselves into a trance
And the whirling swirling dervishes
Do their usual little dance
If the Sikhs all sing their hymns
And the Hindus rise at dawn
And the rest of us read the old I-Ching
The Bible or Koran and
Mein Kampfs that abound
If the holy trumpets sound
And the drummers have a bash
If the Yogis levitate
And the Mormons raise the cash
If Mohammed rolls his sleeves up
(Extra Peace and blessings be upon him)
And the Baptists take a Sunday stroll
To the river for a swim
And if those who handle snakes
Stay steady and steadfast
And if those who practice Zen
Get nowhere pretty fast
with Meuller reports
and Barr's retorts
And if the IRS unzips tax returns
and takes a sneak peek real quick
And If the preacher in the pulpit
Has his Bible there to thump
Do you think there's any chance
Of getting rid of Donald Trump?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 19 - 08:06 PM

The problem with Shane's get-rich-quick scheme is that he's so brain-damaged he believes his own scam. I hear he's already collected hundreds of worthless dolls and action figures, but he's convinced himself they actually were used as sex toys by female celebrities. He'd rather sniff them than sell them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Apr 19 - 05:53 PM

That sounds like a good plan for Shane to raise some *serious* beer money, if he can just get organized to do it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Apr 19 - 05:44 PM

Why people believe/buy wierd stuff sturbentmirroarsatane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 19 - 05:12 PM

Yes, a clever sales pitch is the key to selling worthless stuff on Ebay.

I hear Shane McBride has a plan for selling huge numbers of totally non-collectible dolls and action figures by claiming they were once used as sex toys by various female celebrities. He thinks a worthless Barbie knock-off will sell for big money if he says Gwen Stefani once stuck it up her butt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Apr 19 - 01:50 PM

KT boundary asteoid material for ebay sale THE ARTILLERY THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS
may contain extra terrestrial Iridium that rid the planet of nearly all previous life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Apr 19 - 01:03 PM

Almost anything *can* be sold on Ebay...specially if you craft a really clever sales pitch to go with it and photograph it well. There is someone out there who wants it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Apr 19 - 05:43 PM

I'm going to be poked in the eyes with stainless steel but the scalpels are only 2 mm wide at the most.

What we leave will be puzzleing for some and traesures to others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 19 - 03:34 PM

For goodness sakes! Your children will probably treasure them after you're gone! Better still, give the things to them now so that you and they can "treasure" them together whilst you chortle in your beer!

Actually, there are things we used to have that are gone now. Like the stone ax head a neighbor gave me, which I now know was Mississippian culture or earlier. Or the old military uniforms from WW2 and the Vietnam Era...they'd go to a museum. Or the...well, it's all gone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Apr 19 - 12:39 PM

Makes my eyeballs hurt just to read that, BeDub! My most recent poke in the eye was a pine needle when I was mowing, it snuck in from the side past my glasses.

I skipped the end of the estate sale AND the campus art glass sale (that is fabulous, but I'm already dusting many glass pieces I already picked up there over the years).

I took down a small antique spoon rack and took all of the various small family antiques (wire-framed glasses for someone who must have been legally blind, based upon the lenses), a button hook, an old ink bottle, and from a couple of decades ago when I was drinking Red Rose Tea, several English porcelain little figures that were freebies in the box. Amazingly, these little oddities sell on eBay. I'll put them in an envelope, set up a low-ball auction, and someone can have these worthless pieces of clay for a song.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 19 - 10:52 PM

Hi, Mom!

You've probably heard someone say, "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." Well, would a poke in the eye with a sharp stick really be much worse than a poke in the eye with a dull stick? I've been poked in the eye with all sort of sticks, sharp, dull and in between, and, take my word for it, they all hurt.

Now, being poked in the eye with a knitting needle is another matter all together, and one in which I claim neither experience nor expertise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 19 - 09:54 PM

Really annoy them by collecting stuff from the Franklin Mint, kitschy little figurines, etc. Keep change in a large plastic jug, mostly pennies. Get a whole bunch of unlabeled old photos, put them in a box, and squirrel them away; label the box "Family Photos." If you know how, buy a diary and put irrelevant stuff in it in shorthand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 11:50 PM

Reminds, me there is the last day of a neighborhood estate sale tomorrow. They had a lot of funky old tools in the back shed. The augur didn't have a bit in it, so I'm not sure which of all of the stray bits lying around would fit it, or I'd pick it up just as something to hang up in the garage for my kids to fuss about years from now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 11:22 PM

The only obscure ancient artifact I am the caretaker for is a gallon-size Trek antifreeze can from the 1950s. My dad used it to store miscellaneous nuts and bolts. I use it for the same thing. In fact, most of the nuts and bolts in it belonged to him. Dad was a much more of a pack rat collector of nuts and bolts than I am.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 09:18 PM

I am deeply saddened to hear that Shane has lost two of his Idaho relatives. There will be mourning among the McBride diaspora all over the world tonight. And drinking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 08:46 PM

After a spell, I have returned! Lafayette, je suis ici! The Guard dies but never surrenders! They shall not pass! Jai Mahakali, Ayo Gorkhali! Excelsior! Onward! You sons of bitches want to live forever? Follow me! Har Har Mahadev! Montjoie Saint Denis! Deus vult!   Ktož jsú boží bojovníci! Bole So Nihal...Sat Sri Akal! Hakkaa päälle! Dieu et Mon Droit! Til Valhall! Remember Goliad! Remember the Alamo! Remember the Maine! Remember...ah, there's too much to remember.

Anyway, Mom, I'm back.

And you know what, Mom? Not one, but TWO McBrides were murdered around here in the last couple of weeks! Charley up in Salmon and Kevin in Twin Falls. Kevin's last words were, "Shame...Shame...cousin...." In both cases neighbors said that a male with long greasy dark hair, reeking of beer, tobacco, and general stink, had been visiting and was now nowhere to be seen. In Charley's case, the sheep on his ranch ran away from people where in the past they had been quite friendly. And the neighbors also said that they suspected that the suspect was Canadian because he ended every sentence with "eh?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 08:42 PM

Up here there are Platinum alerts to look out for catalytic converter thieves.

In the spirit of BS - I was wondering if anyone here has or is a caretaker for any obscure ancient artifacts. Our family are guardians for an ancient Greek artifact. It is the dredlocks of Medusa wrapped around bone and sealed in semi translucent glass. Yeah I know the legend said she had snakes on her head but c'est la vie. It has switched family guardianship twice that we know of since it arrived in this country and is passed down to the eldest son. The nicest thing about it is the inlay of greek soldiers on the sides of the rectangular glass like box. The 'braids' are thick and scaggy.
I also have an ancient medallion that features Annubis with the (sphinx)? in the background but it is worn almost smooth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 02:17 PM

Hi Mom!

In Florida, when there's a "Silver Alert" (missing elderly person with dementia), a description of the vehicle the missing person is likely to be driving, including its license plate number, is posted to all the electronic highway advisory signs throughout the state.

I have memorized the tag numbers for both our vehicles so that, when I see a Silver Alert, I won't have to stop the car and check the tag to make sure it isn't me who's missing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 11:25 AM

MOM likes a hot bath in cold weather. Showers are for when the water out of the hose is warm and she can get naked in the back yard after dark and shower on the patio. She hasn't put the showerhead up on there yet this year, that'll probably happen in June.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 07:06 AM

Brrrrr! -6 isn't the problem. It's the wind. Had to crank the heat up 'cause I gotta get naked and take a shower. No peeking!... it could cause physiological damage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 06:01 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahharumphf


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Apr 19 - 12:19 AM

And Don thought we were running short on BS. . . good one, Little Hawk!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 19 - 09:56 PM

To scream the impossible scream
To sing the unsingable song
To write the unreadable letter
To err without doing it wrong
To fly where no buzzard has flown
To dance with the grace of a moose
To boldly and recklessly tighten
A screw that has never been loose!
This is my QUEST!!!
To follow that trail
No matter how pointless
Nor what madness entails
I will fearlessly fight!
For the right to be...wrong
I will recklessly dream
The impossible scheme
And unflinchingly SCREAM..........
The UNSINGABLE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!

And the world...will be better for this! (?)
That one man had the gall to go on
And reach beyond reachable madness
And SING..............The UNSINGABLE SONG!

"Thank you!" "Thank you!" (bowing and blowing kisses)

Tony Clifton shoulda sung that one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Apr 19 - 03:46 PM

Dear tweety bird, Mom has aged gracefully since the death of Richard, Spaw and Amos but there comes a day when there is insufficient mass for criticality and too little oxygen to breathe. Pulling the plug when there are no villains and heroes left, could be the humane thing to do.

Outrage has been replaced with a space where posts drift without censorship due to indifference. What kind of life is that?
There comes a time when vitality fades and all that is left is the stench of Morosity and Mundacity

Personally I like the smell of M&M's


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Apr 19 - 01:47 PM

come on, MOM, don't let the others drag you down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Apr 19 - 09:50 AM

Forward AND upward.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Apr 19 - 01:56 PM

Marschall Vorwärts!   Marschall Vorwärts!

(Rückert)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Apr 19 - 07:03 AM

For many their last ounce of courage is really oxy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Apr 19 - 06:49 AM

To reach the unreachable beach
To drive the undrivable road
To eat with undigestible sorrow
To stay where the brave dare not go
To fight the unfightable wrong
To sleep with bugs from afar
To climb stairs when your arms are too weary

To reach the unreachable bar
This is my quest
To follow that bar
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far
To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a slovenly cause
And I know if I’ll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I’m laid to my rest
And the trip will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage

To reach the unreachable bar


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Apr 19 - 03:46 AM

I've been to Unbreachable Beach! It's called Unbreachable because the traffic is so thick during peak partying hours that it's impossible to get there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 19 - 11:40 PM

What was said was more or less:

???a? ep?s?? d??at? ?a pe????afe? ? e?????? ?a? ? s??d?µ??????a t?? ?p??es?? t?? pragmatopoiesis µe t? p???µ??f??? ???µ?? ?a? t? µetastat??? µetastat??? ep?????? t?? ep?????a??? ep??????? ep???????. ??t? t? eµp?d?? st? ep?????? t?? exaitías ? µ?s? µ??a??? metavolis t?? a?t?-radiculosity p?? ???s?µ?p?????ta? ?a? ? µetaf?s? ?a? ? µa???f?s??? ?atast??f? µe t?? ?pe?asßest??se??. ?? ???µ?? ???s?µ?p??e?ta? ??a t? ?e?ape?a t?? af???? ?a? ep?s?? ??a t? ?e?ape?a t?? ?????a? ?pat?t?da? ?a? t?? a?t?-as?µat????.

? pe??µet??? e??a? pe??p???? ?a? ep??e??eta? ap? t? µ?s?-??aµpt? netron. G?a t? s??p? a?t? ???s?µ?p??e?ta? a????p??e??? e?a???ad?, ded?µ???? ?t? de? ???s?µ?p??e?ta? st?? ?atas?e?? a?t?? t?? p?????t?? (????d??) ??a t?? pa?a???? 10% ?at? ß???? µa??a????. ?? a?e??de? ?a? ?? e?a?????? sp???? s?st?????ta? µe µ?s????, ????? = 0.99, ?e????? p?? a?t?p??s?pe?e? µe??s? t?? ep????t?s?? a?t?? t?? ??s?? ?at? pe??ss?te?? ap? 100 ????d?a. ?? af??d?s?a??? ?a? ?? pa?aµ???? t?? ?e????a µp????? ep?s?? ?a ???s?µ?p??????? ??a t? ?e?ape?a ??????? s????eµ??? ?a? a????µ??? st??? a?t?-as?µat????? t?? ?s?µat?? ?a? t?? µ?????, ?a??? ?a? se 0,9 eos µe 2 pe??st???a e?t?µ??? a?t?? t?? pa?a???e?e?d???.

?????st? ??a ?a epicheirise e?at? ?p??. ?e??te t??? ep?fa?e?a????.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Apr 19 - 06:00 PM

I don't know if Moab is crossing a desert or has reached the unbreachable beach.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Apr 19 - 06:11 AM

29% believe we are exhonornationed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Mar 19 - 08:38 PM

Here at Mom's place, every day is April Fool's Day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 31 Mar 19 - 07:51 PM

... and here comes April Fool's Day,

hopping down the bunny trail ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Mar 19 - 05:29 PM

The portable garage has a strong resemblance to premium infant shelters for immigrants. Witch remines me that our potted potus squeezed a peanut log out of his face anus in a tweet about his trifuckta to close the border, canceling aid to central American poor and opening the border to select 14 year old girls.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Mar 19 - 01:17 PM

In keeping with the translation theme, I could translate the instruction manual for my new portable electric generator into Swahili, but it has already been translated from Chinese to English so ineptly that it's barely comprehensible as is. If it were to be translated one more time it might become something all together different, like the operating instructions for a sewage treatment plant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Mar 19 - 12:28 AM

What Mike said:

Ópos simeiósame proigouménos, i diadikasía synkéntrosis tis yperkrísimis mázas prépei na pragmatopoiitheí se polý mikrótero chróno apó to méso diástima metaxý ton afthórmiton scháseon, óste na ypárchei évlogi pithanótita epitychías. To próvlima aftó eínai dýskolo na epitefchtheí exaitías tis polý megális metavolís tis antidrastikótitas pou apaiteítai apó ti metávasi apó mia ypokritikí katástasi se mia yperkrísimi. O chrónos pou apaiteítai gia na afxitheí i timí tou k apó 1 éos ti mégisti timí 2 í étsi onomázetai chrónos eisagogís antidrastikótitas í aplá chrónos eisagogís.

Peraitéro peripléketai apó to próvlima tou ypokritikoú pollaplasiasmoú netroníon. An mia ypokritikí máza échei timí k, tóte éna netrónio pou ypárchei sti máza tha dimiourgísei (katá méso óro) mia alysidotí antídrasi pou tha pethánei se 10 geniés katá méso óro. Eán i máza eínai polý kontá stin krísimi, poúme k = 0.99, tóte káthe afthórmito netrónio schásis tha dimiourgísei mia alysída pou diarkeí 100 geneés. Aftí i paramoní ton netroníon se ypokritikés mázes meiónei peraitéro to chronikó paráthyro gia ti synarmológisi kai apaiteí tin áfxisi tis antidrastikótitas tis mázas apó mia timí mikróteri apó 0,9 éos mia timí 2 perípou entós aftoú tou parathýrou.

Min to epicheirísete sto spíti. Afíste to stous epangelmatíes.

It's Greek to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Mar 19 - 11:26 PM

Cheap cure for moon roof ailments: CLICK

Only $150 or so at Harbor Freight.

Works great as long as you don't actually drive the car.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 19 - 10:59 PM

They only explode and shower you with glass when you are least expecting it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Mar 19 - 09:26 PM

You had to mention moonroofs.
I hate moonroofs.
Why does my favorite make of car
at the dealer these days
ALWAYS have moonroofs?!
My car is getting old,
will I have to replace it
with a car that has a @#$%&* hole in the roof?


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