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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 19 - 10:14 PM

Mom, there were four stages and I shot TWO of them clean! No misses at all! I had some rifle trouble with the first one and had a blazing FIVE misses and on the last one I missed once, or so they said because I maintained I'd shot it clean. However, I was tired and I didn't feel like arguing so I accepted. Then I put everything away (guns cleared before you can leave the "unloading" table, of course) in their cases and went home. Tomorrow I'll empty the car, clean the guns, and lock EVERYTHING up, just like always and just like you taught me, guns and ammo separate.

Since it was the annual Memorial Shoot there were a lot of people there: 23 shooters and Richard Lopez's family and all. Sassy (you remember her, she's 15 now!) was really annoyed that she didn't shoot a clean stage like she did last month! Rightfully so, as I think as some of the target setups were pretty easy and close in and so did she. She really needs a side-by-side .410 now, and I'll work on her folks about that.

As ever,
Your Favorite


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 May 19 - 10:05 PM

Time to harvest the garlic, MOM. Be prepared for the house to smell like an Italian restaurant for a while as the scapes dry out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 May 19 - 10:51 AM

8 years later the E String killer is just another cold case when Detective Dahl studies the archives of Muskrat.org. Dahl discovers an avatar of a 'feared spruce' that communicated with all but one of the victims. In fact it was Dahl who put together the ligature marks and an E string 8 years earlier. An FBI report positively linked the last victim and feared spruce was eventually executed in the 11th chapter.

B movie plots are Us, LLC Donuel 2011


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 May 19 - 09:45 AM

Cowboy shooting sounds healthier than the dark plans of the E string killer. A folk musician killer keeps his weapon of choice hidden in plain sight from the police by stringing his guitar with a low E string ligature. His right wing politics is the justification for his revenge until he is touched by a particular song...and its singer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 May 19 - 07:11 AM

Please be careful to not confuse Keith Urban types for cowboys


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 19 - 10:12 PM

Dear Mom,

Tomorrow, for the first time since OCTOBER!!!, I'm going to go shoot cowboys! I'll strap on my twin .45s (well, not exactly twins), pick up my Winchester (only I can't afford a Winchester, so it's really a cheap Rossi from Brazil) and my Greener (well, it's really a 20 gauge side-by-side Stoeger I bought years ago and not a 10 gauge of any sort) and saunter out to Gulleyville, and bag me a few cowboys to barbecue later.

I made a deal with a young lady's mother that if she'd bring her out I take her home. Shootin' cowboys has led to her grades improving, no more males "sexting" her, and a generally great increase in her self-confidence. Last month she shot one "stage" without missing a single target!

Sincerely,
Your Favorite


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 May 19 - 12:28 PM

executor.

Trump doesn't need time with an executor, he needs time with an executioner. In my not so humble opinion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 May 19 - 10:22 AM

The Church was ordered to not rape small children
Suicide bombers must first be a pilgrim
All these new rules are meant only for fools
Nuclear weapons are just specialized tools

Aw fuck it I really don't like what we've done with this world


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 May 19 - 09:53 AM

Butt Judge and Biden and Sanders and Warren
All Trump opponents aren't female and foreign
I don't know what I should fear here the most
Perhaps LA earthquakes will erase the coast...

Aw shit here comes the big Kalamazula
He just cheated at golf and yells Hallalaylouya
Dizzying chaos on TV is gross
The kids in our schools, are virtually toast

When the gun bangs
When the kids sang
When it seems all is lost
I think of disasters that are greater in cost.
And things do not seem, so bad.

Houston is flooded but thats not the problem
So is NY, Tampa and Austin.
There's proof that there is no hot climate change
Just take a good look at our sweet stock exchange

A Strategic price increase makes Babtists more fascist
Folks without papers, deported in caskets
as everything grows worse for patriot men
it was the Constitution they forgot to defend

When the gun bangs
When the kids sang
When it seems all is lost
I think of disasters that are greater in cost.
And things do not seem, so bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 May 19 - 09:13 AM

Butt Judge and Biden and Sanders and Warren
All Trump opponents aren't female and foreign
I don't know what I should fear here the most
Perhaps LA earthquakes will erase the coast...

Aw shit here comes the big Kalamazula
He just cheated at golf and yells Hallalaylouya
Dizzying chaos on TV is gross
The kids in our schools, are virtually toast

When the gun bangs
When the kids sang
When it seems all is lost
I think of disasters that are worse than this one.
And things do not seem, so bad.

Houston is flooded but thats not the problem
So is NY, Tampa and Austin.
There's proof that there is no hot climate change
Just take a look at our sweet stock exchange...


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Subject: RE: BS: favorite things
From: Donuel
Date: 10 May 19 - 06:34 AM

Butt Judge and Biden and Sanders and Warren
All of Trump's evils aren't female and foreign
I don't know what to fear here the most
Perhaps LA earthquales will erase the coast...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 19 - 11:05 PM

In this case it's short for "archaeopteryx".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 May 19 - 08:30 PM

I've always thought "Archie" was short for "Archibald". Of course, naming a kid Archibald is almost as inexcusable as naming him Archie, just a bit more high highfalutin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 19 - 06:35 PM

Archie is a name I'd consider giving to a dog. Probably a terrier of some kind. But certainly not a human being.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 May 19 - 05:57 PM

I'm Archie the Eighth, I am,
Archie the Eighth, I am, I am ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 May 19 - 05:54 PM

Now that there is a member of the British Royal Family named "Archie" who is seventh in line of succession to the throne, I propose six rapidly sequential cases of regicide so there can be a "King Archie"
during my lifetime.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 19 - 03:44 PM

Producers and composers have a saying, "The greats cover, amateurs steal."
Pros have a saying "Fun's fun, but fuckin's for cash."


Shane has a saying "unintelligible"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 19 - 12:16 PM

I would prefer to give you praise, accolade, and thanks, Rap. Oh, and advice too. No charge for the latter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 19 - 12:01 PM

ahem Well said Rap. Losing a personal 1.17 billion dollars in 10 years is not like giving it all away in charity. It takes work skimming and borrowing and cheating and lots and lots of applied ignorance. It aint easy.

Go to: Go fund me/Donald Trump/ c/o Rapparee
give what you can

Americans should be able to bail out Trump better than the Russain mob.
Especially with Rap as executor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 May 19 - 10:39 PM

Careful, Trump might see that and try it out. (There is little evidence that he has ever dropped in on the MOAB - the quality of his BS sets the lowest bar imaginable. The quantity is certainly up to speed, though, one must admit.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 19 - 09:47 PM

I am a child of woe! From my earliest youth I was buffeted by the winds of fate and the stormy seas of troubles beyond imagining. Now, in my declining years, I must take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them. Soon they will be opposed all to heck and all will be serene and the waters of fate calm. My reward is not praise, not the accolades of lesser folk, not the thanks of the powerful and mighty. No, just send me lots of money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 May 19 - 06:15 AM

Leading from behind was our foreign policy against Ghadafi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 19 - 09:45 PM

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And the radar has failed to find them,
But they'll all, face to face,
Meet in parallel space
Preceding their leaders behind them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 07 May 19 - 06:04 PM

I have an Escher picture of infinity in my living room


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 May 19 - 05:06 PM

The Spaghetti Western Orchestra thread,
'way upstairs above the line,
has occasioned mention of the Ocarina.
Which puts me in mind of Catspaw.

(Morricone's film soundtracks use an ocarina?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 19 - 08:42 PM

Name them. Such lacks can and must be cured.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 May 19 - 07:15 AM

Yeah Rap it is a 24/7 open universe. But in the sense of an open mind to all possibilities. Its flat and variable. There are even galaxies with no dark matter or folk music.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 19 - 10:37 PM

Cosmotologists are not to confused with cosmotautology.

Good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 19 - 09:41 PM

You have approximated the Universe. Probability =1 but =0, assuming
?˜8.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 05:35 PM

In other words, real phenomena like quantum tunneling has been grossly misinterpreted, approximated, averaged, spun out of bounds and psychologicaly personalized into a tautology of madness - not unlike politics.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 05:22 PM

OK its time to pull Chongo away from the keyboard.

I will now show you how falacious and stupid desperate people became, in an effort to outdo Einstein. It has to do with Schrodingers unwilling suicidal cat.
They said when any kind of time bomb death machine was put in a sealed box with a cat, we can not know if it is alive or dead or both (a super imposition state). When we open the box (never mind the sound or smell) we will find a live or dead cat - UNLESS the cat is in a super imposition state of dead/alive...and unless Shrodinger was in a souper imposition state and unless observers were in a super duper imposition state, ad infinitum.

Most of us are smart enough to not suffocate cats in boxes in the first place. I'm sticking with a realist like good ol Al.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 04:56 PM

No one is exactly sure what Cause, Molly, jeez seriously supports.
I predict she is for Sanders since she has student debt.
Cosmotologists are not to confused with cosmotautology.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 19 - 04:34 PM

Isn't cosmology the application of makeup and prosthetic noses?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 03:23 PM

A woman I saw yesterday had styled her hair in a Klien bottle fashion. It came down into a single thick strand that swirled about her head and then became neatly incorporated into the rest of her hair.
I asked her about her hair and she said "It takes TIME to make all of my hair to touch all the rest of my hair."
I said "thank you for solving a cosmological question."

This may only solve problems of the shape of the universe on a locality basis but it does not require any addition of dimensions nor does it reduce dimensions down to only two.

The model of two layers of 3 dimensional space hovering adjacent to one another (Brane Theory) still remains viable.

More hairstyle research is needed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 03:02 PM

What if the universe made my mind with the same stuff as the universe? It did.

Then my mind, like the universe, would become more and more fuzzy as more and more information is processed. It is.

Some day the visible universe will go dark as time space expansion predicts. It will.

The information of my mind will disappear in an organized concious fashion but technically still exist. It may will have been.

Although I am barely conscious now and have never been organized.


Here is the voice of Donald Trump if he never learned to boast, yell shout and humiliate others...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATxi0_-7HqQ


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 19 - 12:27 PM

Chongo rules.

Shane drools.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 19 - 12:08 PM

What if the "shape" of the Universe is a torus, Mobius strip, or Klein bottle? One part of it could transverse a multitude of "other" dimensions and yet we would only be on one side but existing on all sides.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 09:29 AM

There is a reason for this absurdity.
Realism is real and uncertainty is certainly uncertain


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 19 - 07:25 AM

BWL
What Cosmmology teaches is that INFINITY does not and can not exist.
There are always limits. Such a limit is that there can only be one bit of information per Plank area (1x10 to the -31)

However an Einstien equation that describes a singularity ends with an infinity times an infinity...for infinity.

This we don't understand. It is absurd?

This absurdity is a property of BS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 19 - 09:33 PM

George Gamow once described infinity as a hotel where there is always a room available. MOAB always has space for another post. Mom told me so, and who would know better than Mom?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 May 19 - 05:19 PM

THIS will be the last post to this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 19 - 05:18 PM

LH WINS the $1,000.00 58,888 sweepstakes!

if he bought the sweepstakes ticket from his PM message board.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 May 19 - 04:54 PM

As if there could EVER be a last post here!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 19 - 12:05 PM

What if 58,888 is the last post here. It should be Rapaire duh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 19 - 10:11 PM

I have a friend who was for many years a weredachshund. Every full moon he'd become long, hairy, and hungry. Fortunately, one time he devoured a piece of dog food that had for some reason been killed by a silver bullet (possibly a werecow) and that cured him. It also caused some comment from his plumber when he had the drains cleaned.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 May 19 - 06:31 AM

It must be a full moon


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 19 - 02:25 AM

Ow-oooooooooo....! (said the singing Dachshund) They love uttering the Call of the Wild.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 19 - 10:29 PM

Close but no cigar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 19 - 10:26 PM

Hi, Mom! No, I'm still around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 May 19 - 02:50 PM

Damn! It worked in "preview". Here's that response, verbatim: CLICK


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