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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 14 Feb 19 - 12:49 PM
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Donuel 14 Feb 19 - 11:20 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 19 - 12:49 PM

Little Minnie
by Julia Ann Moore
"The Sweet Singer of Michigan"

Come listen to a painful story
A mother is going to tell,
For her heart is over-flowing
For that one she loved so well.
It's of a little infant daughter,
Mild and lovely, bright and fair --
She has left this world forever,
Left this world of grief and care.

Chorus --

Alone, all alone
In the grave yard she is sleeping,
That little one we loved so well --
God her little soul is keeping,
For he doeth all things well.

Oh! how sadly we'll remember,
On a bright and pleasant day --
It was the very last of summer
That her spirit fled away;
Fled away from earth forever,
Gone to dwell with Him above,
Where little angels dwell together
In His everlasting love.

Oh! we miss our little Minnie,
With blue eyes and flaxen hair --
Oh, we loved our little Minnie,
And we miss her every where;
Yes, we miss her at the table
Every morning, noon and night,
While she sat with us together,
For she was our heart's delight.

On the twenty-fifth of August,
Eighteen hundred and seventy-three,
God he called her then to leave us,
And a parting had to be.
As the day it was declining,
The sun was down behind the trees,
Little Minnie she was dying,
Her little soul it had to leave.

Left this world of earthly trouble
And her friends that loved her dear,
Father, mother, sister, brother,
Her place with them is vacant here.
Her little soul is at rest forever
In our Father's heavenly home,
Her little form is sweetly sleeping
In the cold and silent tomb.

Oh! she was our eldest daughter,
She was handsome to behold --
Every one that knew her loved her,
And her age was four years old.
And we miss her merry laughter,
Through the house she used to roam --
That little one, we'll not forget her
In our dear and loving home.

Oh! how oft-times we have kissed her
And caressed her little form --
God of heaven knows we loved her
From the day that she was born.
On a day of independence,
Eighteen hundred and sixty-nine,
God he gave to us a present
Of that little girl so fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 19 - 12:34 PM

There are many who believe W. T. McGonagall was an unwitting undercover agent for the Vogon Constructor Fleet. While nobody has suggested that he was an actual Vogon, there are some who suspect he was kidnapped as a toddler and raised by Vogons, thereby having the Vogon poetic aesthetic imprinted onto his tender young brain.

There are others who say this theory is total hogwash, that McGonagall was merely a bad poet, and that it was Rod McKuen who was kidnapped by the Vogons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Feb 19 - 11:20 AM

We have our own worst poets in the world than McGonagle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 19 - 10:33 AM

An Autumn Reverie
By W. T. McGonagall

Alas! Beautiful Summer now hath fled,
And the face of Nature doth seem dead,
And the leaves are withered, and falling off the trees,
By the nipping and chilling autumnal breeze.

The pleasures of the little birds are all fled,
And with the cold many of them will be found dead,
Because the leaves of the trees are scattered in the blast,
And makes the feathered creatures feel downcast.

Because there are no leaves on the trees to shield them from the storm
On a windy, and rainy, cloudy morn;
Which makes their little hearts throb with pain,
By the chilling blast and the pitiless rain.

But still they are more contented than the children of God,
As long as they can pick up a worm from the sod,
Or anything they can get to eat,
Just, for instance, a stale crust of bread or a grain of wheat.

Oh! Think of the little birds in the time of the snow,
Also of the little street waifs, that are driven to and fro,
And trembling in the cold blast, and chilled to the bone,
For the want of food and clothing, and a warm home.

Besides think of the sorrows of the wandering poor,
That are wandering in the cold blast from door to door;
And begging, for Heaven’s sake, a crust of bread,
And alas! Not knowing where to lay their head.

While the rich are well fed and covered from the cold,
While the poor are starving, both young and old;
Alas! It is the case in this boasted Christian land,
Where as the rich are told to be kind to the poor, is God’s command.

Oh! Think of the working man when he’s no work to do,
Who’s got a wife and family, perhaps four or two,
And the father searching for work, and no work can be had,
The thought, I’m sure, ’tis enough to drive the poor man mad.

Because for his wife and family he must feel,
And perhaps the thought thereof will cause him to steal
Bread for his family, that are starving at home,
While the thought thereof makes him sigh heavily and groan.

Alas! The pangs of hunger are very hard to hide,
And few people can their temper control,
Or become reconciled to their fate,
Especially when they cannot find anything to eat.

Oh! Think of the struggles of the poor to make a living,
Because the rich unto them seldom are giving;
Whereas they are told he that giveth to the poor lendeth unto the Lord,
But alas! they rather incline their money to hoard.

Then there’s the little news-vendors in the street,
Running about perhaps with bare feet;
And if the rich chance to see such creatures in the street,
In general they make a sudden retreat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Feb 19 - 08:39 AM

The breathless endless careless
legendary fecklessness
of Shane is no more.
My belief is that he has
turned over a new leaf
Drink is no longer the thief
of all of his days.
The haze has lifted now he clearly sees
how diabetes wanted sugar
He took the Metformine craze
dissolved the Lewy bodies in his brain.
Now only an upstanding man remains


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 19 - 08:48 PM

A Pome by Bill Blake and Me

My mother bore me in the southern wild,
When my mother died I was very young,
A little black thing among the snow,
And did those feet in ancient time
I wander thro' each charter'd street,
My silks and fine array,
How sweet I roam'd from field to field,
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
Hear the voice of the Bard!

(You can do this too! Get a bunch of poems by one poet and use the first line (only!) from some of them. See the above -- it almost makes sense!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Feb 19 - 07:15 PM

To know our Mom from a single post
This comprehensive bowl of tripe, oh
The whole MOAB from just one dose
And all BS from one small typo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Feb 19 - 10:22 AM

William Blake originally planned on saying something about the transcendent experience of finding MOAB quality BS in a single typographical error, but he was having trouble with the rhyme scheme so he fell back on flowers, eternity, infinity and such happy horse shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 19 - 01:08 AM

Amazing! All it takes is a single typo to set in motion a whole string of wacky posts on Mudcat.

Perhaps I should make some more teepees and see if it hoppens again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 09:59 PM

Killed the shepherd to pay Peter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 09:58 PM

Hey Rapparee, I remembered that profound thing you forgot.
On a different note, after looking at why rivers in India are drying up it made me think of what happened to certain Mezo American cultures that mysteriously vanished. Looking for ancient dry river beds in those areas by Google Earth is my next hobby.

PS

Last Will and Testament: I was a particle in life. In death I prefer to be a wave. I need no tomb stone or urn to concentrate the particles. Everyone else may keep what I gave.
Donuel

ppss
Have you ever played the moab game? You close your eyes and by touch screen or mouse pick a number 0f a thread page and read what Amos and Rap were discussing eons ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 07:24 PM

It was upon Trump's insistence that The German Shepard was put down.
Donald tried to sue Peter to pay for it all, and claimed Peter was trying to lower the price with a piss pour conspiracy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 07:03 PM

Real estate investor Peter Malkin bought the Empire State Building from Donald Trump and a business partner for $57.5 million in 2002. Malkin Holdings, which is run by Peter Malkin and his son Anthony, spearheaded a plan to take Empire State Realty public.

A wall would have saved the ground floor from the King King accident.
Trump robbed Peter to pay for a wall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 02:54 PM

King King was a giant German Shepherd. He was put down after mistaking the Empire State Building for a giant fire hydrant and drowning everyone on the ground floor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 12:54 PM

at first I thought you meant MLK


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 11:43 AM

Ummm...sorry. Typo. That should have read "King Kong". Definitely King Kong, not King King.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 11:41 AM

Chongo has a plastic figurine of King King mounted on HIS dashboard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 10:21 AM

Turn back the clock to the civil war
Make the Chief justice Judge Roy Moore
Sitting on the bench
of our court

Deport anyone here who is not white
Pretend that Russia is always right
Let China buy Hawaii
for their port


I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as the president is like sweet Jesus
WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE


DONALD TRuMP ???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Feb 19 - 09:41 AM

I don't care if it quakes or melts down
long as I got my Maga hat on
covering up my hair
that fell out

Through all the trials and tribulations
White house inmates from across our nation
From cells yell, lock her up
in proud shouts


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 05:37 PM

daly.jessup@gmail.com
Journal entry by Daly Jessup — 4 hours ago

Amos Jessup asked me to et everyone know that he's doing well. He has improved at least 75% since the Big Fall, and continues in slowly get better every day. He wants to thank all the people who have so kindly expressed concern and encouragement. He just came back from an assisted walk up the block and back. He's started playing guitar and singing with friends. He feels that through time, he is going to recover 100%.

Love,
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 05:27 PM

YEEHAW!!!

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 12:22 PM

Plastic Jesus lyrics © Sony/Donuel Music Publishing LLC

I don't care for government shut downs
Kids taken at the border are not found
All this reminds me of
someone else

I don't care for being not told why
Fires , floods, and hurricanes fill the sky
Putin smiles as polar
ice flows melt

I don't care for my daughters learnin
What Stormy Daniels does for an earnin
draining cheating venom
from a snake

I don't care for cowards like Paul Ryan
Who worked out by keepin up the lyin
and prayed to get out first
for heaven's sake

I don't care for Dick Pecker sleazes
who want to show me Bezo's penis
featured on a front page
in my store

I'm not a prude but I think its rude
when piss tapes play when its time for food
and Mueller shows whats up
and much more

Who is in love and fits like a glove
with Kim Jong Un the great, just because
he killed his family
just for fun?

I don't know but I've been told he runs
hot for his daughter but not for sons
They say he calls her slick
honey bun

bridge - last 8 verses. Note: there is no mention of he who will not be named


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 12:03 PM

There are two versions of "Plastic Jesus" in the DT.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 09:01 AM

I was going to post something quite profound but I forgot it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 07:46 AM

sneak peek:
I don't care for Pecker sleazes
who want to show me Bezo's penis
featured on the front page
at my store...

I would use this
slow introduction version played twice with a coda of the last verse of the SSBanner. Then it goes like a bat outta hell
original:
Plastic Jesus
Billy Idol
I don't care if it
Rains or freezes
As long as I've got my
Plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard
Of my car
Through my trials
And tribulations
And my travels
Through the nation
With my plastic Jesus
I'll go far
Ridin' down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead
But he don't mind
Trouble comin'
He don't see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind
With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say damn
I can let all my curses roll
'Cause Jesus' plastic doesn't hear
'Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic
Saved my soul
With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
An if I weave around at night
Policemen think I'm very tight
They never find my bottle
Though they ask
'Cause plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off you see
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
Woa Woa Woa
Save me
I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel that I'm protected amply
I've got the love of the whole damn family
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
With my plastic Jesus
I said goodbye
And I'll go far
And I said with my plastic Jesus
I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car
When I'm goin' fornicatin'
I've got my ceramic Satan
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car
Songwriters: Ed Rush / George Cromarty
Plastic Jesus lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 03:03 AM

I am still waiting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 19 - 12:12 AM

Well tomorrow I will care because it rains and freezes despite my trusty plastic Jesus.
The federal gov is delayed for 2 hours tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 19 - 10:05 PM

Dammit, the police just called. Again. Mom is down by the docks propositioning sailors. Again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 19 - 02:57 PM

You didn't lock up the lemon flavoring! And the vanilla's gone! And speaking of gone, so's Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Feb 19 - 12:52 PM

Mom's in the kitchen! Lock up the cooking sherry and keep an eye on the vanilla extract!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Feb 19 - 12:18 PM

MOM is baking this afternoon. The house smells wonderful. NO! Don't eat that without blowing on it, you remember the last time you burned your mouth on the hot raisin filling!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Feb 19 - 03:59 PM

Rain. It started overnight.

Don, do you suppose you could come up with some witty yet caustic words about Trump to the tune of Plastic Jesus?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Feb 19 - 03:32 PM

What's that noise?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 19 - 08:27 PM

Mom should be drinking healthy stuff, like Guinness with orange juice or rum and lemon/lime juice. This way she can get the vitamins and minerals she needs to prevent scurvy, rickets, elephantiasis, buruli ulcer, helminthiasis, dracunculus, schistosomiasis, and worse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 19 - 07:49 PM

Yes, the death involved in eating meat and vegetables upsets Mom terribly. That's why she gets all her nutrition from gin and tonic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Feb 19 - 02:02 PM

for Amos


food is violent

Vegans won't eat meat
Living things with eyes
will not be their treat
Pigs feet make them cry

Food is violent
Organic or not
Screams are silent
What ever you've got

I've beaten some eggs
Not a sound was made
I've fried chicken legs
There was no first aid

I've peeled bananas
Potatoes I've mashed
It sounds like torture
the food that I've thrashed

Make a melon ball
slice a tomato
Your food has been mauled
by a commando

I never eat tiger
But I do eat meat
As a good driver
the drive thru's are sweet

Tigers get hungry
In the wild or Zoo
When not caged but free
the new food is you

Food is violence
No matter your mood
You will break silence
When you are the food


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 19 - 12:47 PM

UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH-UNH!

Lordy, I swear, Mom but you get heavier ever day! But now you're back up top! Try to stay there, in your rightful position, even if all that brexit talk and stuff weighs you down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 19 - 10:30 PM

I'm back from the meeting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 19 - 11:19 AM

That Mom is near the bottom is an absolute outrage!

So let's lift the old heifer to the tip-top of the page!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Feb 19 - 02:06 PM

Wonderful World - with apologies to Sam Cook, James Taylor, Herb Albert and Art Galfunker.


Don't know nothin bout History
Don' know know any biology
I've never read a single book
Don't know nothin bout how to cook
And I care nothin at all bout you
But if Fake News would love me true
What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know nothin bout geography
Don't know any trigonometry
Don't know nothin bout writing a tweet
Don't know how to admit defeat
But I know one and one is two
and if fake News would love true
What a wonderful world this would be

Now I don't claim to be an honest man baby
And I don't try to be cause honest men are all losers baby
And nobody's more special than me

Don't know how to be president
Don't know what I said or what I meant
Don't know nothin bout buildin a wall

Don't know nothin bout nothin at all
Its only me that I've been thinkin of
But if Fake News would give me love
What a wonderful world this would be

What a wonderful
Justice free world this would be
What a wonderful
Wonderful
Wonderful world


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 19 - 12:11 PM

In Spanish speaking countries, a Volva would be a female Volvo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 19 - 11:04 AM

Volva is Icelandic to Rap but mycology to me.

I've heard of Mom Jeans but not gay jeans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Feb 19 - 10:30 PM

AND he is one of those "genus homo" people.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Feb 19 - 09:57 PM

What you smell is Shane's overheated, baffled, and enraged brain attempting to determine just how badly you have insulted him. Smoke is rising from his ears.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Feb 19 - 08:17 PM

Shame McBride is an iamb, a dactylic trocheee, a besotted anapest. He has a very short caesura (he can barely find it himself) because he practices anaphora and suffers from synaesthesia (probably terminal). End stopped, eddic, probably flokkrskaldic, Shame's dróttkvætt at the very least and if he doesn't reach the heights (or depths) of fenrir it certainly isn't from lack of lack of talent! Did you know that he was once involved with a volva? -- true! -- and it left him totally devoid of futharkness? Shame has no futhark, none at all, and he never did, which is why the volva rejected him! Rejected by a volva! THAT takes a total lack of "talent."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Feb 19 - 01:46 PM

Rap's wordplay resulted in a lovely side trip to Sonnet 135. Where there's a Will there's a will, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Feb 19 - 12:35 PM

Stop using words that Shane doesn't understand. It annoys him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Feb 19 - 12:24 PM

Its not how well you chiasm. Its how fast you chiasmic well.
Antanaclisticly speaking .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 19 - 08:44 PM

It always amazes me, Bee-Dub, how easily people confuse one thing with another. People confuse A# with Gb all the time. Confusing Beta and Gamma Function, Jacobi and Zernike polynomials -- why, these things are like confusing catsup (a/k/a ketchup) with mustard!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Feb 19 - 10:47 PM

How could anyone confuse anything with antanaclasis? Look, there's antanaclasis, and then there's everything else. How could it be any simpler? Just look around you, pick something at random and ask yourself, "Is this antanaclasis?" The answer will always be "No!" It's always going to be an iPhone or a yellow rain slicker or a Bundt cake, not antanaclasis!


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