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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Donuel 04 Oct 18 - 10:46 AM
Stilly River Sage 04 Oct 18 - 10:36 AM
Rapparee 03 Oct 18 - 10:51 PM
Donuel 03 Oct 18 - 10:14 PM
Rapparee 03 Oct 18 - 09:06 PM
Little Hawk 03 Oct 18 - 08:50 PM
Little Hawk 03 Oct 18 - 08:19 PM
Donuel 03 Oct 18 - 03:15 PM
Donuel 03 Oct 18 - 02:40 PM
Amos 03 Oct 18 - 02:00 PM
Rapparee 03 Oct 18 - 01:48 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Oct 18 - 01:04 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Oct 18 - 11:44 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Oct 18 - 11:34 AM
Donuel 03 Oct 18 - 11:11 AM
Rapparee 03 Oct 18 - 10:34 AM
Donuel 03 Oct 18 - 09:40 AM
Little Hawk 03 Oct 18 - 12:31 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Oct 18 - 08:46 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Oct 18 - 10:34 AM
Donuel 02 Oct 18 - 08:55 AM
Stilly River Sage 01 Oct 18 - 09:41 PM
Rapparee 01 Oct 18 - 08:05 PM
Rapparee 01 Oct 18 - 01:26 PM
keberoxu 01 Oct 18 - 12:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 01 Oct 18 - 12:38 PM
Little Hawk 30 Sep 18 - 11:52 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Sep 18 - 09:33 PM
Rapparee 30 Sep 18 - 08:30 PM
keberoxu 30 Sep 18 - 02:56 PM
Rapparee 29 Sep 18 - 09:32 PM
Little Hawk 29 Sep 18 - 04:31 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Sep 18 - 12:42 PM
Donuel 29 Sep 18 - 10:59 AM
Stilly River Sage 29 Sep 18 - 12:34 AM
Rapparee 28 Sep 18 - 09:19 PM
Rapparee 28 Sep 18 - 08:11 PM
keberoxu 28 Sep 18 - 02:19 PM
Donuel 27 Sep 18 - 03:32 PM
Little Hawk 27 Sep 18 - 03:17 PM
Rapparee 26 Sep 18 - 11:25 PM
Little Hawk 26 Sep 18 - 10:58 PM
Donuel 26 Sep 18 - 09:25 PM
Amos 26 Sep 18 - 09:07 PM
keberoxu 26 Sep 18 - 07:08 PM
Donuel 26 Sep 18 - 12:24 PM
keberoxu 26 Sep 18 - 11:58 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Oct 18 - 10:46 AM

Unlike every other position in government a Supreme Court Justice HAS NO AGE LIMITS AT ALL In fact there is no mention of species or age requirements in the Constitution for a Supreme judge.

So even if Chongo is only 10 years old he is good to go.

Please do not notify a republican think tank of this factor.

Rap I was poking the bear


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Oct 18 - 10:36 AM

I hear that standards have dropped and Chongo might be eligible for a life appointment on the US Supreme Court.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 10:51 PM

No, not me. It was one of the many, many gifts of Chongx to the world.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 10:14 PM

Don't stop there, tell us about the Belgium doctor contracted to produce vaccine but he used chimp kidneys and was the primary cause of introducing humans to a new retro virus called AIDS.

Sorry to hear about your pubic chimp lice.

Get well soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 09:06 PM

Chongx's blood. Chimpanzees (Pan Troglodytes)have probably (probability +90%) spread Ebola, paralytic poliomyelitis, yaws, pubic lice, the chickenpox/shingles virus, tuberculosis, HIV, hepatitis, cerebral infarction, pulmonary atherosclerosis, and anthrax to humans (Homo Sapiens) over the years. The original strain of yaws evolved into syphilis. They are also the "primary engine" behind the building resistance of disease to antibiotics, including clindomycin, penicillin, and many others.

This is not "specism" but documented fact, including studies by the World Health Organization, the Centers of Disease Control, Canadian National Institute of Health, Robert Koch-Instituts, Santé publique France, Inserm, ??????????, and many others. These are calling for the quarantine of all chimpanzees in a fenced and patrolled reservation in Africa operated under the aegis of WHO.

Blood? Hemorrhagic fever! Chongx is nothing but a bloated bladder of disease!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 08:50 PM

As for Rap being an "overheated gas molecule"...well, no...what Chongo describes him as is an overheated gasbag. It's quite a bit larger than a molecule.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 08:19 PM

Chongo is every bit as upset about specism as you are, Donuel, and he intends to do something about it just as soon as he takes power in Washington. And I'm not talking about half-measures here. Oh, no. There will be blood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 03:15 PM

That reminds me, Today after 55 years an American woman won a Nobel Prize. She won for laser Physics.
Donald says "big deal she probably uses it for her cats to chase it around the room".


I'll point it if she turns it on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 02:40 PM

I wouldn't carbon date Rap if I were you.


IMO Germany/Hitler would have had the bomb first if it were not for strategic sabotage on a number of fronts. The Nazi racism policy created its own downfall.

For example 1/3 of all Nobel Prizes won by Americans came from immigrants. Under Trump what would you expect to happen?

Oh Ow ow Mom, MOM! that hurts Yes I know I promised but ow


jeesh


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 02:00 PM

The notion of Rapparee becoming an overheated gas molecule is charming, not because it is novel, but because it brings to light the uncharitable thought that so many have harbored secretly for so very long. This serves as a Public Good by relieving the population at large of a dark secret they can finally let go of.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 01:48 PM

The “Atomic Age” was born at the U. Of Chicago on Dec. 2, 1942.

It has finally rained and you can’t breathe without taking in lungs full of (c4S,4aS,8aR)-4,8a-Dimethyl-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8-octahydronaphthalen-4a-ol.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 01:04 PM

...which leads one to ponder exactly what dogs chewed on prior to the widespread use of plastic containers. Most of the containers plastics replaced were not chewable. I've never seen a dog chew on a glass soft-drink bottle.

I've heard tell of dogs fetching sticks, but have never actually seen one do so. Mine always seems to fetch Frisbies, store bought dog toys, plastic milk jugs, and the occasional wayward grandchild.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 11:44 AM

Archaeologists use the post-atomic bomb line to date things. The archaeological work I'm doing in my yard right now is to assemble a collection of no-longer-recognizable items the dogs have chewed to pieces to put together an exhibit. There won't be carbon-dating because most of these things are plastic items that wouldn't have been made of plastic before the time of the atomic bombs and nuclear testing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 11:34 AM

Seen on a billboard recently:

Bob's Septic Service

Call us when fecal matters!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 11:11 AM

post mad hatter president and pre perimeter Acheson speech

You are pre atomic age and I am post


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 10:34 AM

I was born post-Stagg Field but pre-Trinity.

A neighbor took LH's suggestions. Now he hangs from a tree with a banana up his...well, it's not how bananas are usually consumed. He took to shouting "OOK! OOK! EEK!" while flinging his feces. Something had to be done, and when gentle remonstrances failed he was regulated. You see, when he started fecalflinging everyone thought he was planning a career in politics....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 09:40 AM

Ah Specisism. How close you are to racism. We could someday have make fun of ............. day. Trump has filled in the blank already with cerebral palsy, women victims, nationality, little people, Down Syndrome, Evil con men democrats, media...
actually we already have right here - 'make fun of facts day'

"Ow Ow Ow comon MOM cut it out, OK oK I'll stop it."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Oct 18 - 12:31 AM

Another way you can help pass yourself off as an ape is to wear well used black or brown leather gloves on your feet. It gives the impression of ape feet very nicely. Combine this with the traditional arm motions, capering about, scratching, examining others for fleas and ticks, and uttering "OOK! EEK!" frequently and you can really bring out your inner Chimp in a convincing manner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Oct 18 - 08:46 PM

I was supposed to be one of the space-chimps who were sent into space before Alan Shepard's first manned flight. My parents volunteered me for the program. It took the folks at NASA three months to figure out that what they had was not a chimpanzee, but a ten year old boy with big ears and a fondness for saying "Ook-ook! Eek-eek!" (the result of watching too many old Tarzan films on Saturday mornings).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 18 - 10:34 AM

It wasn't called NASA when von Braun was there. That's why he can make the claim.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Oct 18 - 08:55 AM

Older than our Werner von Braun NASA?
Are you pre or post atomic bomb detonation?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Oct 18 - 09:41 PM

What a day. It feels like Friday already. And it's a month or more of pumpkin spice everything. Oy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 18 - 08:05 PM

Hard to believe that I'm older than NASA and the entire US space program.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 18 - 01:26 PM

Well, she said, "Just suck it up!" and I did.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Oct 18 - 12:40 PM

Um. In Rapparee's defense,
whoever told him to help out with the bottle transfer
was probably
She Who Must Be Obeyed --
I mean, he WAS following orders, no??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Oct 18 - 12:38 PM

He'd better mark the bottle with his name on it so no one accidentally gets his germs. It's what my kids would insist upon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Sep 18 - 11:52 PM

Well, but it's fun, eh? :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Sep 18 - 09:33 PM

I dismantled my old computer setup; keyboard, mouse, and monitor are in the storage closet and the hard drive is in a box of old drives that need to be discarded one of these days via a secure system. And the computer is in the car waiting to be dropped off at Goodwill. A lot of Mudcat posts went through that faithful old device.

I don't know about all of this fancy sucking on bottles of maple syrup; that sounds unsanitary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 18 - 08:30 PM

Well, I just blew my blood sugar sky-high. Seems like we were transferring pure Vermont maple syrup from one container to another, smaller, one. It overfilled and some was spilled, but I was told to "suck off the top of that so I can close it." I did, and WOW! was it good. I will probably become a heated gas molecule for the rest of the evening.

(Having worked for 12 years in a maple sugaring community I am familiar with the syrup. This was good stuff.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Sep 18 - 02:56 PM

I remember SRS posting about the sewer line.
Those mushrooms must be celebrating.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 18 - 09:32 PM

I procured the peppers (bell, or sweet, peppers in green, red, yellow, and orange) from an organic foods co-op. Three in each color. After washing them thoroughly, I remove the seeds and membranes, chop them, and put them in a single layer on waxed paper sprayed with Pam on a cookie sheet. The pepper chunks are also lightly sprayed with Pam to prevent drying; after freezing they are bagged and kept frozen until I'm ready to use them. I also freeze onions (sweet ones, I have Walla Walla and Vidalia in the freezer at the moment) and celery. Since all of these will be used in cooking there is no need to keep them crisp. When I nee some I reach into the bag and plop in a handful or whatever is called for -- usually a handful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Sep 18 - 04:31 PM

He's afraid of showing himself in case he gets seen by one of Chongo's "people" and "dealt with".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Sep 18 - 12:42 PM

Rap's peppers better not have come from my garden! He shouldn't come pick a peck of peppers and not knock on the door to say hello!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Sep 18 - 10:59 AM

Southern California will get a taste of rain similar to N Carolina.
So much for the song about rain and southern California.

Did you grow those peppers?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Sep 18 - 12:34 AM

My front yard was filled with little fairy-like gray mushrooms last weekend and I should have taken the camera out because they probably aren't there now. After disturbing the soil deeply last November to replace a sewer line an incredible array of new plants have appeared along that path.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 18 - 09:19 PM

Have to go chop and freeze peppers now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 18 - 08:11 PM

All fungi are saprophytic and feed upon dead and decaying organic matter. That is why most people do not pick mushrooms in a cemetery, and why you can get athelete's foot and toenail fungus and a host of other things, few of them pleasant. If you wish to explore the Wild And Wonderful World Of The Ultimate In Flesh Eating Fungi, visit here. (No, it's not very gross at all.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Sep 18 - 02:19 PM

There is a single-file line of mushrooms, tall pale ones with broad caps,
in place on a steep grassy slope.
By themselves, seemingly. I drove past them the other day
and saw them out the car window -- one does a double take.
Fellow Mudcatter Senoufou who would know more than I know
suggests that a tree root well below view
is probably going down that steep hill
and has attracted the mushrooms.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Sep 18 - 03:32 PM

I praytell it is his best work, all for nothing by incorrectly stating God's gender at the conclusion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 18 - 03:17 PM

The thing I love about William MacGonagal is that when he has a moral point to prove....and he usually does...he is willing to go ON and ON and ON about it in the most repetitive and stupefying manner, heedless of meter or grammar, impassioned to a point that would make cold stone idols weep, making sure to hammer home his righteous concerns in terms so utterly incapable of being misconstrued that only a monster, a witless idiot or a person of irredeemable evil would DARE to stand forth and question his irrefutable conclusions!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroic stuff, to be sure. I only wish I had seen him performing live with my own eyes back when he was in his prime. The world has lost....well....it has lost something, that's for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 11:25 PM

I saw a band saw, see, so a hand saw isn't a band saw.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 10:58 PM

MacGonagal wrote better doggerel than that, Amos. Not much better, I'll grant, but still...here is his impassioned defense of the Suffragettes:

Women’s Suffrage

Fellow men! why should the lords try to despise
And prohibit women from having the benefit of the parliamentary Franchise ?
When they pay the same taxes as you and me,
I consider they ought to have the same liberty.

And I consider if they are not allowed the same liberty,
From taxation every one of them should be set free;
And if they are not, it is really very unfair,
And an act of injustice I most solemnly declare.

Women, farmers, have no protection as the law now stands;
And many of them have lost their property and lands,
And have been turned out of their beautiful farms
By the unjust laws of the land and the sheriffs’ alarms.

And in my opinion, such treatment is very cruel;
And fair play, ’tis said, is a precious jewel;
But such treatment causes women to fret and to dote,
Because they are deprived of the parliamentary Franchise vote.

In my opinion, what a man pays for he certainly should get;
And if he does not, he will certainly fret;
And why wouldn’t women do the very same?
Therefore, to demand the parliamentary Franchise they are not to blame.

Therefore let them gather, and demand the parliamentary Franchise;
And I’m sure no reasonable man will their actions despise,
For trying to obtain the privileges most unjustly withheld from them;
Which Mr. Gladstone will certainly encourage and never condemn.

And as for the working women, many are driven to the point of starvation,
All through the tendency of the legislation;
Besides, upon members of parliament they have no claim
As a deputation, which is a very great shame.

Yes, the Home Secretary of the present day,
Against working women’s deputations, has always said- nay;
Because they haven’t got the parliamentary Franchise-,
That is the reason why he does them despise.

And that, in my opinion, is really very unjust;
But the time is not far distant, I most earnestly trust,
When women will have a parliamentary vote,
And many of them, I hope, will wear a better petticoat.

And I hope that God will aid them in this enterprise,
And enable them to obtain the parliamentary Franchise;
And rally together, and make a bold stand,
And demand the parliamentary Franchise throughout Scotland.

And do not rest day nor night-
Because your demands are only right
In the eyes of reasonable men, and God’s eyesight;
And Heaven, I’m sure, will defend the right.

Therefore go on brave women! and never fear,
Although your case may seem dark and drear,
And put your trust in God, for He is strong;
And ye will gain the parliamentary Franchise before very long.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 09:25 PM

I didn't have to go far, they are on some backyard hardwood trees felled this summer. The most bizarre thing to me about them are on the ring of orange color - when the fungus dries out a cryptic tiny alphabet appears that looks readable but is not. I have kept compelling examples of these from years past. When dry they are hard beige and tan.
The cryptic printing is dark brown. If pressed I would judge the letters to look like small case Greek.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 09:07 PM

When I a marching band met
Then I a band saw
And when I closed my door
Then a band saw no more.

Syllogism T. Hermwinkle
A Sea of Endless Rhyme"
Codswallop Horsepucky And Sons
Teetring On Edges, 1913


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 07:08 PM

Chicken of the woods = parasitic growth on wood?
Sounds like something on which the Internet would wax lyrical,

and so it does.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 12:24 PM

BWL you should be the author of the ADD alternate definition dictionary.

You could give rep and dem definitions that differ as well as definitions
for the clinically insane :^]


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Sep 18 - 11:58 AM

and what about bandwidth ??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Sep 18 - 11:59 PM

Walked right into that one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Sep 18 - 11:44 PM

Silly people! A band saw is not used on individual instruments! It's used on entire bands, just like its name implies! You ain't heard nuthin' till you've heard a band saw ripping through the brass section of a big-name university's marching band!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Sep 18 - 10:01 PM

Amos, I for one am pleased to see your attention turn to bandsaws and I don't care if you modify an entire orchestra with the new gadget.


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