BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen

Subject: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Willie-O
Date: 07 May 03 - 07:07 PM

First, I am not making this up. I couldn't possibly. Second, I should admit that it's a lot less salacious than it sounds. It's a post marital dispute over fresh vs frozen. Guess I'll never understand the lifestyles of Canadian expatriates who made it big in tinseltown...

Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen

W-O

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Giac
Date: 07 May 03 - 07:28 PM

Oh, I bet it becomes salacious after SOME folks find this thread.

~;o)

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 03 - 07:32 PM

"He promised it was his own!! How was I supposed to tell the difference?"

Jeeze, the things some folks will do to keep life entertaining!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 03 - 07:34 PM

Geeziz...what a hoot!!! Note she isn't too concerned over Bill's semen!

NO!!NO!!!! PLEASE ...NOT THAT!!!! No more of HIM!!! PLEASW!!!!

It's like I said when his name first came up here......."He has nice horses."

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: GUEST, heric
Date: 07 May 03 - 07:38 PM

But, but... the reason she's suing, she wants, she she's suing for hot... Oh, no, outta here.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 May 03 - 07:38 PM

ROF!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 May 03 - 08:16 PM

I don't get the problem. Take the frozen jiz, woman! It makes better milkshakes!

Bruce

BWLRPLOM-KOT

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Tweed
Date: 07 May 03 - 08:32 PM

O, the BS....everywhere,...just everywhere.....heaps and heaps...all lemon scented with a faint whiff ob pinesol......now we've turned to equine sperm fore material....Iz this mean thar will be a ES category just for equine shatner threads? Wear iz Liddle Harg? Why do peeple pick on the Master of all Thespians an' hiz pore deluded fambly members? O, take me to the river and wash me down....I'm think I'm ready now Mr. Offer.....

Yerz,
Tweedzzrz

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 May 03 - 09:05 PM

See the horse's name? LOL.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Rolfyboy6
Date: 07 May 03 - 09:54 PM

I wanna hear Bill do this in his own voice. "Really...frozen semin is for...all practical ....purposes as potent as......cooled sperm. I have it on good....authority that frozen sperm ....will impregnate as well as ....cooled sperm." "He's dead Jim!"

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 May 03 - 10:02 PM

All sorts of avenues to take:
"I'm a doctor not a cryogenicist!"
The Iceman Cometh.

The mare's preference - freshly cooled or frozen? OUCH!

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: MarkS
Date: 07 May 03 - 10:04 PM

Fascinating - but logical

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 03 - 10:10 PM

They don't call him Cool Hand Luke fer nuthin!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Cluin
Date: 07 May 03 - 10:16 PM

If she isn't happy with the frozen stuff, why not send her out to the stable to get a serving on tap?

(Am I gonna post this? Am I? Am I?...... No! Wait! Sto

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 03 - 10:27 PM

Man, I just could not believe it when I saw the title of this thread! Is nothing sacred!?!

This is typical of the kind of scurillous accusations and obscure calumnies that beset the truly great...like William Shatner. It's outrageous!

The WSSBA is going to convene a special meeting tomorrow over this, and we are going to marshall strong and abiding support for Bill and raise money if necessary to help him deal with these pusillanimous and vile allegations of misconduct which are totally unfounded!!!

His exwife is just an unscrupulous golddigger with a chip on her shoulder in my opinion. I know Bill Shatner and horses, by golly. When it comes to horses the man can do no wrong!

Spaw, I note that you are dropping gratuitous "W"'s into your text lately. I'm not fooled by this. You will say it's an innocent typo, but I know that it's simply a ploy on your part to get in good with Dubya, so you can switch sides and join the Neo-Cons when they declare martial law and suspend the Constitution.

I'm onto you, Jack! It won't work.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: artbrooks
Date: 07 May 03 - 11:15 PM

What! Shatner as the center of attraction in a dog and pony show! And LH is selling tickets!! Whata deal.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 07 May 03 - 11:18 PM

Would I be adding to the calamity here if I informed everyone that the frozen variety comes in the shape of skinny drinking straws? Little paper parasol optional.

STM

W.E.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 07 May 03 - 11:39 PM

This thread is beginning to verge on bad taste. However, it is in the BS section I suppose. Well, we shall just have to live with it.

I would like to mention that we have three splendid horses at the Rutledge House: "Thunder Child", a chestnut stallion. "Contessa", a grey dappled mare. "Provincia", a white mare.

I am aware of Mr Shatner's interest in horses, but I've never met the man. His old TV and movie roles are amusing, if a bit lightweight, and he seems to still have a strong cult following in the UK.

But...I much prefer Patrick Stewart. It just gives me chills the way he says "Engage!"

* PR

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Hillheader
Date: 08 May 03 - 12:53 AM

It's a shame that even after a divorce the bridle path doth not run smooth...

Davebhoy

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: *daylia*
Date: 08 May 03 - 12:40 PM

*PR, it's Stewart's "Make it so!" that really turns me on. Ooooo ... that and his luminous solar-panelled crown ...

Poor ole James T.   Oh well, at least he's not being sued by a bunch of hoarse seamen!

(Sorry bout that - couldn't resist!)

daylia

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Art Thieme
Date: 08 May 03 - 02:09 PM

This makes me want to go live in a semenary !!

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Cluin
Date: 08 May 03 - 03:52 PM

Well, she's got spunk anyways. (even IF it's a spunksicle).

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 May 03 - 05:17 PM

Hey LittleHawk,
Is that chip on her shoulder a cowchip? You were waiting for someone to say it...

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: GUEST
Date: 08 May 03 - 07:39 PM

Stud fee the same?   four legged or two? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 08 May 03 - 09:29 PM

Finally....a "Shatner" thread with a little 'life' to it. Surprisingly NOT started by Little Hawk, but obviously the story had to be told quickly...before the thaw at least.

I would like to address Ms. Rutledge's concern about 'bad taste'. Be thankful that it's stayed as decent as it has. You're aware of course that Catspaw is on multiple medications and sometimes he just......well, lets just say he evacuates in an odd way. So far we've been lucky

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Amos
Date: 08 May 03 - 10:09 PM

And, if it is bad taste Mrs Rutledge is on the lookout for, surely someone can spare her a spunksicle of her own. I think it would leave a bad taste in her mouth, anyway -- unless she's as cold as some folks claim...and why is there a small voice in my head whispering "Stop while you can still hit "Submit", asshole!!!"???


A

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 08 May 03 - 10:32 PM

I am not cold, Amos, I am simply not afraid to take a stand on a matter of principle. It took me awhile to find my footing on the Internet, given the fact that you never can be sure with whom you're talking, but it has certainly broadened my sense of humour. I always monitor your contributions with interest. You are a very clever man. Let me congratulate you on your decision to quit smoking. Well done! Don't give in, but perservere and you will be richly rewarded.

My father smokes, so do my uncles, and it is a dreadful habit...but you can't tell them anything. They are determined to go on being exactly as they are. One might as well argue with a fencepost.

I wonder if Mr Shatner smokes? I rather think he does not.

Rick Fielding - Yes, well...thank heaven for small favours!

* PR

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Amos
Date: 09 May 03 - 09:45 AM

Rick,

I would submit that the entire Mudcat BS section is a large-scale demonstration of evacuating in a strange way! :>)

Penelope -- thanks for your kind remarks. Be assured I was not accusing you of bad taste!! I am glad to hear that butter would actually melt in your mouth, as the saying goes.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner's ex-wife sues over horse semen
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 09 May 03 - 09:48 AM

"It may be sex, Captain, but not as we know it".
I've heard of being hung like a donkey but this is ridiculous....

RtS