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Liz the Squeak 08 Jun 03 - 06:01 PM
artbrooks 08 Jun 03 - 04:36 PM
Linda Kelly 08 Jun 03 - 04:20 PM
Gareth 07 Jun 03 - 07:54 PM
GUEST,Tom Riddle 07 Jun 03 - 06:27 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: What Will Harry Do?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 06:01 PM

So which one of them will be taking the Librarian to Hogwarts instead of an owl then?


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Subject: RE: BS: What Will Harry Do?
From: artbrooks
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 04:36 PM

It will be discovered that Harry is fixing Quiddich games, and then betting upon his House to lose. He will be immediately dismissed and relocate to Discworld, where it will be discovered that he is not only a greater magician than anybody that Terry Pratchett ever thought of, but that he really does have a personality.

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Subject: RE: BS: What Will Harry Do?
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 04:20 PM

more Dickens than Dickens

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Subject: RE: BS: What Will Harry Do?
From: Gareth
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 07:54 PM

Thank God for T Pratchett


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Subject: BS: What Will Harry Do?
From: GUEST,Tom Riddle
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 06:27 PM

The next "Harry Potter" book will be out in 14 days. What do you think will happen? I know!

*Dumbledore will reveal to Harry that Lilly Potter had a fling with a chap she met in a bar in Hogsmeade one evening when James was out of the country. Harry was the result -- and the son of Voldemort.

*Harry will discover that both Ginny and Hermione are really quite, quite attractive and will set up with both of them. Ron, put out by Harry's unfaithfulness, will take up with Neville Longbottom.

*Gred and Feorge (or whatever there names are) will open their joke shop. Unfortunately, several of the jokes will go awry; they will be sued and lose everything except one rubber-chicken-wand. Harry, Ginny and Hermione on his arms, will not recognize them as he passes them busking on Platform 9 3/4.

*Minerva McGonigal will be revealed as The Great Mc Gonigle; she will then take to the music hall circuit and retire quite wealthy.

*Draco Malfoy will catch Crabbe and Goyle "in flagrante delicto," and will use the Coitus Interruptus curse on them.

*Severus Snape will discover Draco's use of the curse and give him the ass-whomping the little brat so richly deserves. Draco will whine to his father, who, agreeing with Snape's assessment, will use the Posteriori Flagenti curse on the little snot.

*Albus Dumbledore will stand revealed.

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