Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Uncle Phil
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 07:09 PM

Your Husband is Cheating on Us - performed by Denise LaSalle

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: PHJim
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 01:00 AM

It's Better To Lose A Lover Than To Love A Loser - Catfish Willie

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 10:11 AM

I've Got A Rose Between My Toes From Walking From The Hothouse To You.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bernard
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 09:14 AM

The Last Word in Lonesome is Me

You Cannae Shove Your Granny off a Bus

Tonight I Sellotape My Glove to You

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Mittagong
Date: 06 Jul 11 - 08:35 PM

"I can't get you out of my mind, 'cause your feet are sticking outta my ears"

"I used to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now"

"Put your glass eye in father,can't you see I'm outta work?"

"I only have ice for Hugh"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: deepdoc1
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 09:34 PM

@Charlie Noble -

You're welcome! Being retired Navy (old sailor?), I have a fond memory of your name. I knew of a Navy diver by that name years ago. Antwho, glad you liked one of my theme songs.

JimB

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 11:31 PM

The Celery Stalks at Midnight

How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You (When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life)?

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,ruairiobroin
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 05:47 PM

Lord please send me a blonde cos I'm tired of squeezin blackheads.

You caught my eye, when my boyfriend knocked it out.

Did you ever catch your micky in a mousetrap?

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

Nellie put your belly next to mine

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 01:57 PM

anyone have the musical monologue the woman hater poss billy bennet?

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Charley Noble
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 08:56 PM

Deep Doc1-

Thanks for the link to that great love song above.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bert
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 04:16 PM

No one has mentioned 'Cow Patty'

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bernard
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 02:52 PM

Don't Go Down to the Shrimp Boats, Daddy, Mummy's Coming Home With the Crabs...

I Know You're Over Me Now You're Under Him!

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 02:15 AM

The [unhappily] late Kirsty MacColl, mentioned above, was good at such obliquely catchy titles: I always partic liked "Don't come the cowboy with me, Sonny Jim" & "There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis".

I would also instance Gluck/Gold/Weiner's "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to", sung originally by Lesley Gore.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,ACcountryFan
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 02:15 AM

quote: "How about "Get Your Tounge Out of My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye." Ray Stevens did this one, but I don't think it originated with him."

The actual title is "I'm Kissin' You Goodbye". It's from Ray's 1984 album called: He Thinks He's Ray Stevens.

Ray wrote the song and it's very funny.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: mousethief
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 01:30 AM

Pink Floyd was mentioned but not their greatest song title:

Several Species of Small, Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Groovin' With a Pict

(If you can find a copy to listen to, it's a real .. um .. different experience. Think 1969, think mind-altering substances.)

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 10 - 01:51 PM

Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? (courtesy of Sylvester)
by Mojo Nixon, Country Dick Montana, Peter & Louise Berryman (BMI)
According to Sylvester, the song contains the truly touching lyrics:
"Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes...
Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here...
I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: deepdoc1
Date: 20 Feb 10 - 12:25 PM

It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
Rodney Crowell & Vince Gill

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Jonathan Zuckerman
Date: 20 Feb 10 - 11:54 AM

"May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose"
The Future isn't what it used to be"
"You're the reason are kids are so ugly"
"Tequilla makes her clothes fall off."

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Mark Ross
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 09:10 PM

SHE WAS BRED IN OLD KENTUCKY, BUT SHE'S ONLY A CRUMB UP HERE

Mark Ross

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: oldhippie
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 07:08 PM

"Jesus, Jack Daniels, and a Vibrator Make Everything Alright"
by Donna Kay Honey and the Cowpokers

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: paula t
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 05:42 PM

Geoff the Duck,
How about that other Roger Miller classic, "My Uncle used to love me but she died." Actually a very funny and catchy song.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 09:27 PM

can't think what you mean.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: topical tom
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 04:34 PM

"They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer" by The Clancy Brothers
Clicky

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 01:32 PM

Did anyone yet mention "I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart" ?

It's a country classic, often performed by my friend Johnny Death. It has a whole bunch of funny lines, not just the title.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bernard
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 11:22 AM

I Know You're Over Me Now You're Under Him...

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away...

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Willie-O
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 11:10 AM

I like the philosophical grandiosity of:

"You Were Just a Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down the Banister of Life"

I usually see that atttached to Ed T's list above.

W-O

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 03:28 PM

Real song with real words


"BILLY BROKE MY HEART AT WALGREENS (AND I CRIED ALL THE WAY TO SEARS)
Ruby Wright - 1965"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: topical tom
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 03:25 PM

"Sleeping at the Foot of the Bed" by Little Jimmy Dickens.
"The Milk Cow Blues"
"The Streak"
"Go Easy, Mabel"
"Too Old to Cut The Mustard Any More"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Acorn4
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 12:30 PM

The c/w list seems to have missed: "Thay Call me Cleopatra, 'cos I'm the Queen of De-nial", by Pam Tillis.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Phil Edwards
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 12:13 PM

Funny and inspirational, or at least reassuring:

Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 11:13 AM

From http://www.c-boom.com/humor3.htm

       Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns In Bed
        Get Your Tongue Out'a My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye
        Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
        How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
        Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
        Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
        Got In At 2 With a 10, and Woke Up At 10 With A 2
        Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
        Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car                                           Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
        Keep Forgettin', I Forgot About You
        Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
        Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Gettin' Better
        Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
        I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
        I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
        I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You.
        If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
        If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
        Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
        My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus
        My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
        Please Bypass This Heart
        She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
        You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,reggie miles
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 01:12 PM

I was inspired to include a version of this line in a recent song I've completed. "I Gave You A Ring, You Gave Me The Finger"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 01:20 AM

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?" (That was actually written by friends of my aunt, and was rather a hit in the early '60's.)

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: robomatic
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:28 PM

I Miss You So Bad It's Almost Like Having You Here

She Left Me for a One Legged Dwarf for the Good Sex

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Ray Bucknell
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:01 PM

What I DID write was:

"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?"
    sung by The Bellamy Brothers (don't know who wrote it)

"My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus" by Jimmy
    Buffett

"Atta Boy, Girl" by Roger Miller

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Ray Bucknell
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:36 PM

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: John Hindsill
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:19 PM

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life---also qualifies in the gospel cuties.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Dave H
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 02:22 PM

The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati

Earache My Eye - Cheech and Chong

Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

I Think I'm Turning Japanese - The Vapors

The Ballad of Irving (The 142nd Fastest Gun in the West)

I'm The Only Gay Eskimo In My Tribe

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 02:10 PM

Meathook in my anus
by
Tumour???

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Dave H
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 01:30 PM

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Shields Folk
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 11:29 AM

You broke my heart in seventeen places, Shepherds Bush was only one....Kirsty McCall

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,banjoman
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:40 AM

From an early Debbie McClatchy LP "You were only F*****g while I was making love.

The hole in the elephant's bottom

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:28 AM

DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS, by Les Barker

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:19 AM

I just saw a Roger Millar compilation in a shop. One track was entitled "You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd"
Quack!1
GtD.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: MikeofNorthumbria
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:06 AM

"If I offered to peel you an orange, would you say I was taking the pith?"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Mr Red
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:44 AM

I'm sure we have had chapter and verse on my favourite

You got the Gold Mine - I Got the Shaft

Beatles didn't do - "Penny Lain" or "I want to hold your gland" but I bet there are parodies.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:02 AM

I always liked Alex Harvey's "There's no lights on the Christmas tree mother, they're burning Big Louie tonight"
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Joe Offer
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 01:57 AM

I gather that Who'll Chop Your Suey When I'm Gone is somewhat of a "standard" - but it's also probably "politically incorrect."
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Gene
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 01:33 AM

Check it out...

ALL TIME BEST of the WORST Country Song Titles...

http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 12:46 AM

"I Could Always Find me an Unhappy Woman Until I Started looking for Mine"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: John Hindsill
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:50 PM

You Can't Have Your Kate & Edith Too -- The Statler Brothers

I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying in My Bed On My Back While I Cry Over You --

Song coupling:
You Are All the World to Me
Make the World Go Away

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: banjo1925
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:25 PM

And then there's: I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy!

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: reggie miles
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:24 PM

"The Tears Of Her Eyes Washed Out The Bridge Of Her Nose" or how about, "I Knew She Really Missed Me When The Ashtray Flew Past My Head" - The Geezenslavs <-sp?

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Stew
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 09:16 PM

"Now That We're Both Miserable, I Hope You're Happy"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Arkie
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 09:16 PM

The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)

She's Not Rose, But She's Not Bad, And Rose Is Not Here

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight.

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Compton
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 08:07 PM

I'm so lonesome in the saddle since my horse died.
You stole my wife, you horse thief.
Get off the gas stove granny, you're too old to ride the range.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Johnny in OKC
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 07:35 PM

"How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Folkiedave
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 05:11 PM

"My Wife Ran off With My Best Friend But I Still Love Him" is always given by me as an example of the C and W genre.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,CraigS
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 05:11 PM

From a rock concert, circa 1970 (I think it might have been Pink Floyd but in those days everything got hazy real easy)
Meet Me outside The Pawnbrokers and I'll Kiss You Under The Balls!

The real master of this art was the Music Hall comic, Billy Bennett - in relation to whom I mention www.monologues.co.uk (don't let Leadfingers know).

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 04:13 PM

Living In Braintree With You In Methuen Is Almost Like Living In Lowell by Larry Flint

Linn

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Janie
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 04:07 PM

"She Broke My Heart So I Broke Her Jaw"

"She Stomped Across My Heart Like It Was Texas"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: DocMando
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 03:49 PM

"May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"

By Little Jimmy Dickens

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 03:47 PM

"They're Hanging Him For Paying His Taxes"

About the goose herd who tried to give the King The Bird, then offered the Queen a Goose instead...

Robin

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Scott
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 02:42 PM

How about "Get Your Tounge Out of My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye." Ray Stevens did this one, but I don't think it originated with him.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Arkie
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 02:31 PM

Like "The Man Who Fell Through A Hole In His Shoe" and "Don't Our Love Look Natural Lying There"?

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 02:10 PM

You can find a BUNCH of them by looking up old Song Challenge threads (see FAQ thread for details on searches). Many parodies written to fit specific news stories.

~S~

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: weerover
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 01:58 PM

"They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore" - Kinky Friedman

wr

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Leadfingers
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 12:46 PM

'Dont Go Down the Mine Daddy You've Got Enough Slack in Your Pants'

That Sort of Thing ???

Subject: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Len Wallace
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 11:30 AM

Hello Fellow Travellers,

Here's a strange request.

Aside from collecting bad accordion jokes I have a penchant for collecting stupid, funny, crass, dumb, in bad taste (you name it) song titles.

Anybody got any they'd like to share.

So far some of my list contains the following:

"I Can't Go to the Prison Dance
'Cuase They're Hanging Me Tonight"

"My Sweetheart Lives Over the Border
But She's Coming Across Tonight"

"I Use to Kiss Her on the Lips
But It's All Over Now"

"Her Lips Were Sweeter Than Wine
But She Had a Face Like a Whiskey Sour"

"Grandma Get Off The Stove
You're Too Old To Ride The Range"

"Prison Shower Blues" by Dixon Butts

Anyone care to share my passion?

For music that never dies,

Len Wallace