Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 11:28 AM

Ah. That would be it then! And my Pm workin just fine.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 09:01 AM

no I managed to get onto my personal message site fine

I dont intend to fight over any man - in mud or out of it!!!

we dont make you do it we are just irresistable!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 08:38 AM

PS has anyone else lost the ability to get into personal messges on Mudcat today?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 07:51 AM

Surprise surprise......!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 07:18 AM

YES PLEEEEEEESE???

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 07:05 AM

You all be asking for fights to take place in mud baths next!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 06:18 AM

Sounds very civilised, SP...!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 06:12 AM

See what I mean! here's R&RW goading us on.... does the female   blood lust never end?

and as for the fact that they make us do it, what planet are you on MC Fat - can you resist the urgings of a woman especially a woman you are interested in?

Sigh its just too much I'm all in favour of the 17th Century French practice of women fighting it out amoungst themselves while we men sup bear9hoi and cheer them on (safely) from the side lines!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: MC Fat
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 05:29 AM

...oh and don't forget those daft tarts can 'make you do it !, whether you want to or not'

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 05:15 AM

another duel in the offing - ooo goodie!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 05:07 AM

Steady on, John old boy...!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 05:04 AM

Thats the way of things, Deanie it always has been. These daft tarts get us men all in a befuddle so we kick the poo out of each other and they walk away smiling, will we ever learn? And don't threaten me boy you know I'm meaner and dirtier than you could possibly believe and you know that I'm in a killer mood! You have been warned!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 04:59 AM

Daft tart???? Take that back, you cad, or you'll be in for a jolly good hiding on Sunday!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: MC Fat
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 04:46 AM

...ah Noreen methinks that lots of chocolate may sway your votes !!!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Noreen
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 07:20 PM

I can do low-cut, O Meister, but I don't do thongs. The very thought... well, would you?? (I know Skipjack doesn't.)

I'm also happy to judge. Always impartial, me, not swayed by bribery, corruption or a pretty face... erm....

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 04:59 PM

R&WR - I think you should judge MC Fat - any bribery and corruption is always a good thing. Fill yer boots girl!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 01:47 PM

Pete I am refering to Trim Rig and Doxy. What's all this crap about a duel in 4 rounds you can piss off and keep it to 2 rounds so that the rest of the assembled masses can get a look in and play some tunes and decent stuff. mumble mumble mutter I bet its over some daft tart an all! Some people just never learn!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 11:48 AM

glad thats all sorted out then

Big Bird - I hope the camera will work and I will take some pics for you - if I remember to top up the phone and get your number we could phone you with the score!

When are you sending the low cut thong photos so we can get them printed off?

I am not sure I should judge Mr MC since your are duelling for another I might have a vested interest!!! Besides I have always been fond of bribary and corruption!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 08:26 AM

Bribery and scullduggery it is, then! Perhaps Noreen might oblige with the thong and low cut thingy??? Or will she be the Judge?

Aha, I have an idea, perhaps Big Bird can send us some photographs of her, suitably attired and holding up the relevant round numbers? We could have them blown up lifesize so they could be shown around the room like those John Smith cutouts...! This will also provide additional incentive to the combatants, assuming Jim's heart can hold out....

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 08:07 AM

Anything for you - MC Fat!
Pete - I'd resort to bribery and and skullduggery if I were you! If no live satellite link available, can a digital camera be arranged - and who is judge to decide the winner?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: MC Fat
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 07:09 AM

Oh Big Bird you're making an old man very happy at the mental picture. More bromide please !!! I don't know perhaps Deano has an idea of who should wear the low cut thingy and I think a thong is more appropriate seeing as we'll be singing thongs.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 07:06 AM

Just read the rules of engagement - MC Fat is obviously well practised in the art of duelling! Since I can't be there, who will dress in low cut top and shorts to carry the numbers round as per MC Fats request??????

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 07:03 AM

DAMN!!! Just been on the Burns site...picked out Red Red Rose!! Oh, well, Back to the auld drawing board...

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: MC Fat
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 06:26 AM

Any Burns song as long as it's not Ae Fond Kiss or Red Red Rose. Seconds are not allowed to do the specialised rounds (so you can't sneak Hazel in !!!). Bribery corruption and general skull duggery is acceptable.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

Oh, pants, just realised I gotta learn a Burns song by Sunday! Any suggestions anybody? Maybe I need Hazel in on this one...

Rules of Engagement sound fair to me. And since when did you have a delicate constitution, my friend??? I have seen little evidence of this in the past!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 05:58 AM

Unfortunately distance prevents me from attending - besides - I don't think I can bear to watch such bloody scenes. It's my delicate constitution you know......

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: MC Fat
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 05:56 AM

The rules of engagement as follows Pete. A toss of the coin to determine first or second (so what comes next may be reversed) Jim Round 1 Burns Songs v Pete Round 1 Lurve Songs; Jim Round 2 Lurve Songs v Pete Round 2 Burns Songs; Jim Round 3 Jim's Second v Pete Round 3 Pete's Second; Jim Round 4 Freestyle v Pete Round 4 Freestyle. There can be optional swimsuit and eveningwear rounds and a wet T-shirt competition. Perhaps Red & White Rabbit may judge or score.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 05:21 AM

Yep, I'll go with Luurve songs as my specialist round. He doesn't know it yet but I believe Richard Wastling will act as my second.

As far as I know, neither Big Bird or her Kampervan will be in attendance due to the distance involved, so somebody bring a camera for the satellite uplink?

And Smallpiper, are you referring to Trim Rig and Doxy, or Kampervan and Big Bird?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 04:48 AM

Ah yes now I remember them chap with a fine voice and a stunningly beautiful woman!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 02:19 AM

It will have been either Julia ( trim Rig) or Derek ( Doxy) I know they should have been the other way round but it sounds better like that!!

DeanMeister - is your challenge then Luurve songs? Have you a second since yours chickened out?

Big Bird will you be there to witness this duel for your honour/ hand what ever it was? Will we need a satellite link instead and will your Dad be there to discuss future wedding plans?


MCFAT -Old Git has been away on holiday and would accept a replay of the duel but hasnt had time to prepare for a new one - however, should the Lord Raggytash of Kirklees, West Yorkshire and Northern England not be available Old Git would be willing to act as your second. ( Beware sire methinks he hopes you will win and leave his wife alone!)

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 06:48 PM

Gosh who took them then? Yep pics 6 & 8 are me with the new Border Monsters, pic 8 is my mate peter and pic 5 is Karen and Colin

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Noreen
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 12:32 PM

Some nice pics from Beverley are up on the Trim Rig and a Doxy website (along with other festival photies).

Good couple of pics of smallpiper with his new baby, and the devoted Karen & Colin star too.

Warning>>>> those of limited memory capacity (like me) may have problems with this site, as it downloads all 66 pictures (3.1 MB) before you can look at any of the thumbnails... :0(

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 06:12 AM

Beware, McFat. You're fishing for my catch...

On day fishing in a brook, with a worm upon my hook,
I turned round as in a dream, braces dangled in the stream.
Some old shark came passing by so proudly underneath,
Nipped my braces, winked his eye, then whispered through his teeth.

Never let your braces dangle dingle dingle dangle.
That old shark out for a lark I'll teach you to angle.
He give a tug, I was into his jaw, into is tum and I said Oh Lor!
As he pushed me out of his little back door.
Never let your braces dangle.

See you Sunday....if you dare.

Sharkey ;-)

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 06:05 AM

well if thats what they want - personally I think they are all mad!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Bassic
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 05:53 AM

Sweetfire, that was your cue!........" I am sixteen going on Seventeen.............."

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: MC Fat
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 05:47 AM

'The Hills are Alive' .... I resemble all these remarks !!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 05:31 AM

There could be a danger of all your husbands and suitors slaying each other in pursuit of your affections, RWW. "High upon a lonely moor, a widow lived alone....."

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 09:05 AM

Husband number 1 = OLD GIT former singing partner / best friend and.... Husband number 2 is legal husband and father of my demented children - but the least sadi about him the better.....

No I am not duelling your Dad Big Bird - I could think of much better ways of spending a Suday afternoon

Beware Deanmeiater I believe MCFAT has the odd lurve song up his sleeve - how did it go " High on the hill is a lonely goatherd...."

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: sweetfire
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 06:58 AM

Who are husband numbers 1 and 2...?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 05:15 AM

Reckon he might struggle with a Lurve Song Round, RWW? Can't imagine him being a particularly romantic devil, but maybe I'm wrong...?

Inside information welcome...!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 12:33 PM

I think I'm losing track here - is Red and White Rabbit duelling my Dad? Are Deanmeister and MC Fat going to run off into the sunset together? Whats a circlip?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 11:27 AM

DeanMeister - still waiting for your choice of song weapon - what category is your specialist round

Husband Number four glad you were finally able to say hi - was beginning to think that your fair daughter was keeping you from me since she is being fought over by husband number three and Deanmeister - I dont think I have heard the song

"Ball joint separators, nut splitters, impact screwdrivers, circlip pliers. They're the tools that I live amongst. "
looking forward to it. Are you actually coming to Beverley or not do they fight over your daughter in your absence?

Deanmeister - I am looking forward to meeting you again - if you need any inside information for the duel - just ask - since he's obviously after another wife I might as well help him be defeated then he can go back to being alone!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 11:25 AM

Gordon.......!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 09:25 AM

Not enough pints - anyway he'll never pay up - dish the dirt!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 07:26 AM

Don't even think about it, Bassic. Unless u wanna be my second....? Bet he can't do the boogie woogie like we can...!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Bassic
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 06:05 AM

DeanMeister,

My memory is starting to fade.............How many pints did you say if I kept out of this? :-)

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 04:54 AM

I am still recovering from the shock news that my trusty second, the Mighty OssonFlags, Overlord of the Avenues, has deserted me in favour of singing in the Irish rain just when he is most needed....!

This calls for radical action if I am to win the hand of the fair vertically unchallenged maiden. I am working on a plot so devious that the wee Glaswegian one won't know what hit him....heh heh heh...

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 26 Jul 03 - 02:04 PM

Fine response Kampervan! No, I'm not at all biased!
XXX

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Kampervan
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 07:22 PM

And I saw your comment about eating rabbit on the two kittens thread.
You cad MCFat

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Kampervan
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 07:18 PM

Well hi folks.
Husband-to-be No4 here. I've been watching all this with the keen interest of a consumate tactician. (Coward). Duals are for losers,Gentlemen, fools. Stand there while someone takes a pot at you?
My plan is to let MC Fat tire himself out on all the other contenders, then just when his eyelids droop (more than usual that is)and he feels safe enough to expose himself ........ then I'll be waiting, possibly with amplification (cos I'm no purist).

It'll be all over before he's had time to think of a key.
Anyway, if I've been challenged then its my choice of weapons.
So there.
Ball joint separators, nut splitters, impact screwdrivers, circlip pliers. They're the tools that I live amongst. Just think on that you lily-livered guitar plucker.