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Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)

GUEST,.gargoyle 29 Jun 03 - 11:39 PM
GUEST,Martin Gibson 30 Jun 03 - 05:54 PM
EBarnacle1 30 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM
LilyFestre 30 Jun 03 - 09:25 PM
GUEST,Martin Gibson 30 Jun 03 - 10:21 PM
GUEST,.gargoyle 30 Jun 03 - 11:25 PM
LadyJean 30 Jun 03 - 11:40 PM
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Subject: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 29 Jun 03 - 11:39 PM

From Dayton Ohio - circa May, 2003.

    I Love You


    The Barney Song

I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V.

With a hug, and a kiss,
And a little bit more,
I got AIDS from a dinosaur

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 05:54 PM

Have to ask, on that "little bit more", who's walking funnier, you or Barney?


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 09:25 PM

Similar...not quite as bad though........

I love you
You love me
Ho~mo~sex~u~al~i~ty
People think
We're just friends
But we're really
Lesbians!!!!!!

*Laughing*

Lily =^..^=


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 10:21 PM

Lily:

Thanks for the laugh.

EBarnacle:

I'm not.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 11:25 PM

Lilly - in the interest of scholarship

Where and when did the song come from? (date/location you heard it)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LadyJean
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 11:40 PM

All of these, and many that are worse can be found in Josepha Sherman's "Greasey Grimey Gopher Guts". Which I reccomend.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 12:15 AM

A quick web-search reveals that the little Barney ditty was not new to Ohio 2003.




"I hate you, you hate me,

Barney gave me HIV.


(First-grader's parody of Barney theme song)"



"...no self-respecting second-grader will admit to liking Barney ("He's too childish" was the response of first-graders I talked to at the University of Chicago's Laboratory School.)"
Mitchell, W.J.T., The Last Dinosaur Book-The Life and Times of a Cultural Icon
Chapter 37 "Why Children Hate Dinosaurs" University of Chicago Press. © 1998 Excerpted from page 230-35.


Or here is a collection from etext.org Copyright 1994 PPiC -Phose Phree -N- iNNER CIRCLE
(Note the 2 Nodes Ringdown :14.4/1.5Gigs)





I hate Barney
Barney hates me
Let's tie Barney to a tree
Hold an Uzi up to his head
Pull the trigger, oops, he's dead.



I love Barney, Barney hates me
Barney gave me HIV
With lots of shots
And a condom every day
Don't you know that Barney's gay



I hate Barney
Barney hates me
Go tie Barney to a tree
With a great big gun and an arrow through the head
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead



I watch Barney every night       {I invented this one. Don't go taking credit}
Barney is the Antichrist
With a 666 tattooed on his dick
Damn that Barney sure is sick



I hate Barney
Barney hates me
I shot Barney in the knee
THen I shot him in the head and he fell to the floor.
No more purple dinosaur!



Sincerely,

Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Melani
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 07:41 PM

My daughter's version from Girl Scout camp:

I love you, you love me,
Together we can kill Barney;
With a great big shotgun
We'll blow him through the door--
No more stupid dinosaur!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: hobbitwoman
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 09:00 PM

My son's version from college was much simpler:

"Kill the dino, kill the dino, kill the dino!!"

Yes, his college career was short-lived.

Annie


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM

Hmmm...when did I first hear the parody? Actually, I believe my high school girlfriend's and I were singing that and giggling before Barney came around...say 1983ish? It would be interesting to know when the I Love You song came about.........

Lily


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:15 AM

When and where did I first encounter the parody? Actually, I first remember singing this song in the library at school with my highschool girlfriends long before I ever heard of Barney....say 1983ish. Any information on when the I Love You song came about???

As for second graders vehemently disliking Barney, I'd like to add that I've heard children as young as 3-4 years old exclaim, "I don't like Barney...he's CREEPY!"   LOL...out of the mouth of babes!   :)

Lily =^..^=


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 02:34 PM

I love you.
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V
It started with a hug,
But Barney wanted more.
I got raped By a purple dinosaur!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,chavi
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:30 AM

i love you
you love me
barney gave me H.I.V
it started with a hug
but barney wanted more
i got raped by a purple dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I hate you
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 08 - 12:26 AM

I hate you
you hate me
lets get together and destroy barney
you get the gas
and ill get a match
we will stick it right up barneys ass


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,GUESTTTT
Date: 11 Feb 09 - 03:21 AM

I hate you
you hate my
Tinky-winky shot Dipsy.
Lots of bullets to the head.
Go tell Lala dispsies dead.

Theres more to the song but im not sure where to find it..


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 10:18 PM

I love you
you love me
lets get together
and
kill barney with blood on the door
and
barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Wicked
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 06:17 PM

I love you
you love me
with a gun
and a bloody nose
let's stick it right up barney's anal hole


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 07:13 PM

I love you
you love me
crack cocaine and ecstacy
with a sniff sniff here
and a sniff sniff there
now im in intensive care


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 06:02 AM

Hey i got this one off my fwnd

I hate you
you hate me

lets go out and kill bar-ney
with a big shot gun we'll shoot him on the floor

sorry kids no more fun
i shot barney up the bum
with a big shot gun we shot him on the floor

no more purple dinosour!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 12:54 AM

i love you
you love me
let's get together
and kill barney
with a knife in his head
and a gun shot too
let's tell mommy barney's dead (aint you glad barney's dead?) so many different ways to sing this song, it's hysterical.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,jason
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 09:51 PM

this one is awsome....
   

    I hate u u hate me
   lets get together and kill barney
i'll get the gas u get the flamethrower
lets go blow up barneys ass!!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Aaronique and Cousins
Date: 11 Mar 09 - 05:31 PM

I HATE U, U LOVE ME BARN-NEY GAVE ME H.I.V WITH A KNIFE UP HIS PUSSY , AND HE RAPED ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARN-NEY.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Thomas
Date: 14 Mar 09 - 05:23 PM

Heres mine xD.

I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together to kill barney
With a baseball bat and a four by four
No more purple dinosaur!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,djttj
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 10:39 AM

i-hate-you
you-hate-me
lets-get-together-and-kill-barney
with-a-great-big-gun-and-a-bullet-to-the-head
sorry-kids-but-barney's-dead


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Waffle maker.
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 02:07 PM

I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill barney
With an M44
And barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,borgieee
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 04:07 PM

i love you
you love me
barney gave me HIV
so i kicked him in the balls
and shot him in the head
now that purple bastards dead

my versionn LOL

xx


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Mar 09 - 09:57 PM

I hate you
You hate me
Let all go and kill barney
Whith a bebe gun
and a bullet to the head
your free kids cause barney's dead


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Apr 09 - 11:15 PM

i hate you
you hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a knife in his back
and a sniper in his nose
pull the trigger and up he goes


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,aimsjdkdj
Date: 30 Apr 09 - 11:15 AM

i hate u u hate me u went and gave me hiv so i puched u in the balls and hit u in the head sorry children barneys dead


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,randommm
Date: 08 May 09 - 02:28 PM

I hate you
You hate me
Barney Gave me HIV
Its started on the bed
Then it moved to the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!

XD


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,SAMJ
Date: 14 May 09 - 09:36 PM

I love u
you love me
barney touch me sexually
it started with a kiss
but he wanted more
i got raped by a dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D
Date: 14 May 09 - 11:13 PM

......I see we are being 'favored' by kids who can't be bothered with capitals or punctuation.
   Google has a lot to answer for.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,mcmaner
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:28 AM

i love u , u love me,
barney gave me hiv,
so i kicked him in the balls,
and shot him in the head,
now the purple bastards DEAD!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,....
Date: 17 May 09 - 02:07 AM

I love you,
You love me,
Lets go out and kill Barney

With a death bomb,
Bang, Boom,
Barney's on the floor
No-more stupid dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,YOURMOTHER
Date: 30 May 09 - 01:28 PM

I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY
WITH A GREAT BIG HUG
AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU
WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Muttley
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:38 AM

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
So I picked up a gun and shot him in the head
Fuckin' great, now Barney's dead!

My daughter taught that to her little brother who proudly got up in kinder and sang it to has class and (horrified) teachers! That little boy is now 17!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Nevite
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 03:58 PM

I love you
You love me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a M-16 and a 4 by 4
No more purple dinosaur.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Molly
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 07:38 AM

I've got one

I love barney barney loves me
Barney gave me HIV
I gave him a kiss
But he wanted more
I got raped by a dinosaur

My friends made it up


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Maryrosakk
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 02:05 PM

Here's one that i just made up:

I Love You,
You Love Me,
there are Aids we can give Barney,
with a slip on his dick, and a fake condom,
the force is not very strong with this one.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: kendall
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 07:43 PM

Someone sent me an e mail with Barney singing, I love you you love me etc. then three gunshots and a little voice yells "Shut the fuck up"!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,BARNEYSUCKS!!!!!!
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 06:46 PM

I love you, you love me
Let's get together and kill barney
With a baseball bat and a 4 by 4
No more purple dinosaur!(this one's like really old, but i find it funny... God only fucking knows the fuck y!)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 02:25 PM

I love you,
You tolerate me,
Let's fix Barney in the first degree!
We'll lobotomize his purple skull,
So at least we'll know why Barney's so dull...


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 02:27 PM

Mea Culpa;
T'was my previous entry and I'm so ashamed...


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,helena
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 04:35 AM

I hate you
You hate me
togethe we can kill barney
With a baseball bat and a four by four
No more purple dinosaur!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Annie
Date: 21 Jul 09 - 01:24 PM

Let's sing in MY version.

I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's all start a world war 3
With a shotgun bomb and barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 22 Jul 09 - 01:28 PM

I hate you you hate me spongebob gave us hiv
So I kicked him in the bulls and shot him in the head
Now that yellow bastards dead


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 06:51 AM

i hate u u hate me lets get together an kill barny
with a bit of glass, shuve up his ass, never seen barny
run so fast


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:56 PM

And the hits keep right on a-comin'...


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Dan
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 11:01 AM

I Hate You You Hate bobby gave me HIV So I Kicked him in the balls and shot him in head yay mummy and daddy bobbys dead


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Ruby
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 02:27 AM

i love you
you love me
lets gay up on bar-na-ey
with a shot gun
bang bang
barneys on the floor
no moor stupid dinisaw


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Forrest Devol
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 03:46 AM

god damn these suck ass. you give me hiv you sonomabitch, and i will rape your children. ima beat your ass you goddamn purple hermaphrodite or my name isnt forrest Yancy Devol. i gots one for you sons of bitches...

I Love You
You Love Me
Forrest Just Raped Bar-ney
With A Slap
And A Yelp
And A Sore Ass Hole
Forrests' Pecker Barney Will Blow!!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,joe mark anthony mello
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 03:53 AM

I don't know what the hell is wrong with you guys man, I love barney y'all need to grow up man, I'm gonna show you how I feel about barney man


I love him
he loves me
barney took my virginity
with a wince and yelp
i took his purple cock
now i'm in love with Bar-ney


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Max Bates
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:05 AM

I Hate Forrest
Forrest Loves Me
Lets Give Forrest Herpes
With My Foot Up His Ass
And My 9 To His Head
Max Just Made Forrests' Register Turn Red

Fuck You Forrest! You Gave Me HIV you gray haired, moustached, medium rare steak eatin, panty wearing Fagot ass bitch?!?!?!?!

ITS OVER!!! YOURE DEAD AND YOURE FIRED!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lacy Capes
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:11 AM

I Love You
You Love Me
Barney ate my Roast Beef
With a side of curly fries
and a fresh Cream Pie
Barney Made Me fuckin Cry

I have a pussy that looks like Arbys Roast Beef and Barney ate it then came in my pussy and made me cry cuz he got me pregnant. at least barney had a big dick and not a little pinky pecker like Joe Mello. god it was soo small!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:14 AM

If I were Barney, I'd be afraid.
I'd be very afraid...


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,billy
Date: 21 Aug 09 - 08:41 AM

I love barney he's a great big fag like me, I way about 300 lbs like him, me and barney are soul mates


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Aug 09 - 11:43 PM

So...what IS folk, anyway?


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 09 - 06:09 PM

OMG! Leave Barney alone! >:(

You abuse him too much.

Oh, by the way ... he's my mate.

>:) A very good one ... unlike yous!


- Loopeehhh,


P.S. Nice songs x]

Bye?! xx


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: and e
Date: 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM

The earliest I have found for a variant of this rhyme is 1964

Ten vital Jewish issues‎ - Page 155
by William Berkowitz - History - 1964 - 268 pages

The variant is "I love you, you love me, we are all one happy family."   There is no indication that this is sung.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Sep 09 - 01:07 PM

The rhyme "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" is documented as being sung in Mel Torme's 1974 biographical book _The Other Side of the Rainbow_. See here:

        
The Other Side of the Rainbow: With Judy Garland on the Dawn Patrol‎ - Page 148
by Mel Tormé - Music - 1974 - 241 pages
She was entranced by the theme song, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy
family ..." Every once in a while Jessi would sing along: ". . . owe you . ...


No tune is indicated. Date of the song being sung is not decernable from the snippet.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM

The Mel Torme book discusses the Judy Garland show which aired 1963 to 1964.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:29 AM

Thank you, and e - 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM, GUEST 03 Sep 09 - 01:07, and GUEST 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM for your comments.

The information that you posted is interesting from a folkloric standpoint.   

It's probably unlikely that there can be an unmoderated online folkloric discussion about Barney and his "I Love You" song without people posting bawdy parodies of that song.

**

For the record (no pun intended), Barney's "I Love You" song uses the "This Old Man" (Knick-Knack Paddywhack) tune.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:38 AM

Here's some information about "Barney & His Friends" for those who may not be familiar with this television show/character:


"Barney is a big purple Tyrannosaurus Rex with human-like qualities and abilities whom preschoolers love and some parents tend to merely tolerate. Barney promotes learning through his completely optimistic attitude and loving nature, cavorting about singing children's songs on a U. S. children's show, Barney & Friends. Children find Barney lovable, friendly and accepting. He made his television debut on PBS in 1992 in the children's television show titled "Barney & Friends". The character is tremendously popular among preschool children, entertaining with song and lessons in kindness. Originally airing in 1987, the Barney and Friends television show was aimed directly at the pre-school audience...

Barney's best-known song is the much-spoofed sing along "I Love You, You Love Me," which epitomizes the show's simple, gentle approach."

http://wikiparenting.parentsconnect.com/wiki/Barney_And_Friends

**
Here's a link to a YouTube video of Barney singing "I Love You":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo

**

Here's an excerpt of the spoken introduction that Barney gave before sining that "I Love You" song:

"Big or little, you're all wonderful just the way you are."


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 10:26 AM

Why do people hate Barney so much?

Since the "Barney & Friends: show focuses on pre-school age children, one reason that older children could have for rejecting Barney is to demonstrate that they are older and therefore are far beyond such childish programming.

But the viewer comments for YouTube videos such as this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo as well as the parodies of Barney's "I Love You" song on this discussion thread document that there's much more going on here than older children proving that they have outgrown Barney.

I admit that I actually read all of the 2,170 comments to date for that "I Love You" video.

What I find most troubling to me was that so many people who loved to hate Barney indicated that he is gay and/or that he is a pedophile. Unfortunately, it appears that a number of people making those assertions inaccurately still connect being homosexual with being a pedophile. In my opinion, these aseertions about Barney the dinosaur being gay and Barney the dinosaur being a pedophile being coupled with the "Let's kill Barney" meme can have very dangerous consequences. This is particularly worrisome in light of the increases in physical attacks on homosexuals and lesbians worldwide that have been reported for decades.

I'm not sure what if anything can be done about these Barney parodies and what if anything can be done about the venom directed towards Barney the purple dinosuar. Actually, I don't give a fig about the Barney character. My concern is directed to those who haters of Barney the dinosour might target in the real world.

For what it's worth, I strongly believe that people should be more aware of the possible implications and the possible consequences of this "I love to hate Barney the purple dinosaur" phenomenon.



Azizi Powell


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,rylane
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:48 PM

A B C D E F G

WHY IS BARNEY ON TV


STICK A RIFLE UP HIS NOSE


PULL THE TRIGGER


THERE IT GOES


PENCIL PENCIL IN HIS EYE


OH MY GOD BARNIE DIED


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 02:13 AM

I hate you,
you hate me,
lets make up and kill dispey,
with 20 bullets in his head,
sorry lala, dipseys dead.

lala cried,
lala died,
po just commited suicide,
tinky winky crashed the plane,
Teletubbies are insane !!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,The Chosen One
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 06:38 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! I HAVE ONE !


! I Love You !
! You Love Me !
! Let's Go Out And Kill Barney !
! With A Big Shotgun !
! Shoot Barney On The Floor !
! No More Purple Dinosaur !

! ! ! !


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,betty b
Date: 29 Oct 09 - 11:20 PM

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME I STUCK BARNEY UP A TREE WITH A BING BANG GUN I SHOT HIM THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,LoLoL
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 10:55 AM

I hate you
You hate me
Let's get together
And kill Barney
With a great big Gun
And a Bullet in his Head
Now we know that Barney's dead

-LoLoLoL-


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,angelzroxz
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 04:17 AM

My Fav:

I Love You
You Love Me
Barney Gave Me H.I.V
So I Kicked Him In The Balls
And I Shot Him In The Head
Now The Purple Bastards Dead!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 09 - 06:14 PM

I hate you,hate me lets team up and kill barney with with a big fat knife and a bullet in his head...sorry kids but barneys dead

extra:(Main theme of barney) Barney is a dinosaur that's in my imagination..very fat and full of crap that's in his dino nation. everyday he comes to play.but i do not like it.he will rape me day and night if i do not fight it!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 09 - 06:35 AM

i hate you
you hate me
barney gave me HIV


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Becky
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 02:19 PM

This version was popular when I was in middle school (1991-1994):
I love you
You love me
Now we both have HIV
You threw up
And I got sick
All because I sucked your dick!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,seth in Olympia
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 10:40 AM

All my grand kids and kids of a particular generation(born after 1987) just couldn't get enough of Mr. B when they were toddlers. Whatever they are sending out,those kids were in LUV with Barney. Later,they completely rejected Barney and the idea that they loved that show was a source of great shame and distress. My daughter (now twenty-five) said " It's all about toilet training and other early childhood stuff. Barney helps you through that time. No kid in first or second grade wants to be be reminded of what a short time has passed from toddler to to first grade."
All my 5 kids are adopted. When asked in first grade how Barney, a transgendered T-rex ,could have a sister who is a completely different species, my daughter announced to her classmates " There all adopted!"
Barney, and everything connected with Mr. B. is a regular topic of conversation at my house. I grew up with a ventriloquist on the radio, so what do I know?
seth


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,seth in Olympia
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:13 PM

one more thing about Barney: greatest toilet trainer EVAH! My daughter promised her daughter some Barney underwear if she could learn use the toilet/ Granddaughter trained herself in about fifteen minutes. Later we went to a public celebration in a park, and she flashed everyone she could see with those rockin' panties. I think that she would have pulled a steam locomotive across the park with a rope in her teeth to get 'em.
So, whoever came up with "Barney", thanks for that!
seth from Olympia


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM

To:GUEST Seth in in Olmpia



Your evaluation of age and time is "right on."



The wonder of aging is...the progression.

The two years from age 4 to 6 is 50% of the time lived/experienced.

The life experience of twenty years from 40 to 60 is the same.

Given that frame .... a five-minute-time-out....is equal to...


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,xxnight_tigerxx
Date: 01 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM

hey guys i made several ones up i hope you like them

~i hate you
you hate me
why is barney on his knee
with a long as whip and a shiny metal gun
WOAH THAT LOOKS LIKE A TON OF FUN

~I hate you
you hate me
together we will slash barney
with a peice of glass then
shove it up his ass
yay! barnies dead atlast

~ i hate you
you hate me
did you know barney fucked me
with a hug then a kiss
then a giant OH NO
YOU JUST KILLED THE PURPLE HOBO


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,me
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 09:42 PM

i hate you, you hate me, barney gave me H.I.V, it started with a hug but barney wanted more, stupid purple dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Mar 10 - 12:10 PM

Itsss
I love you, you love me
We tied dipsy to a tree;
Tinky winky came along and shot him in the head
Sorry lala dispys dead.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lalala girl
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 12:08 AM

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
It started on the bed
Then itmoved to the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: LadyJean
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 12:12 AM

Courtesy of a young lady who used to sing this at Pensic:

This old man he played one. He shot Barney with a gun, with anick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone. Barney goes a rolling home.

This old man, he played two. He stabbed Barney through and through.

This old man, he played three. He hung Barney from a tree.

This old man, he played four. Barney's going out the door.

This old man, he played five. Barney will not long survive.

This old man, he played six. Barney crosses Rive Styx.

This old man, he played seven. Barney's going up to heaven.

This old man, he played eithg. Barney's up at Heaven's gate.

This old man, he played nine. Barney's going down the line.

This old man, he played ten. Barney's in the devil's den.

And from Jo. Sherman's Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts

I love you.
You love me.
Barney has got HIV
Barney jumped Baby Bop just one time.
That's called rape and it's a crime.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,qesi.
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM

I-hate-you,
You-hate-me,
I-tied-Santa-to-a-tree,
With-an-M16-I-shot-him-in-the-head,
Sorry-KIDS-but-Santa's-dead.


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Subject: Barney is dead
From: GUEST,Kallie
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 08:26 PM

I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun we'll put a bullet in his head then Barney will be all dead

I love you you love let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun he'll end up on the floor and we'll laugh until we cry


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,maddy
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 11:50 PM

I HATE YOU
                      YOU HATE ME
                      LET'S GET TOGETHER
                      AND KILL BARNEY
                   WITH A ONE SHOT TWO SHOT
                   THREE SHOT 4 NO MORE
                   PURPLE DINOSUR


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,PKIF
Date: 29 Mar 10 - 11:04 PM

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GANG UP AND KIL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE AND A GUN LETS SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD YIPY YIPY BARNEYS DEAD


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lerapa la kasi
Date: 30 Mar 10 - 04:11 AM

I love u
u love me
blah blah blah


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,Cuillin
Date: 27 Apr 10 - 07:27 AM

Barney Is A Dinosaur From Our Imagination
And When He Comes
Hes What We Call A pedophile Sensation

Barneys shows Us Lots Of Things
Like How To Play Pretend
S'M, Voyerisim
And How To rape A Friend

Barney Comes To Play With Us
Whenever We don't head Him
Barney Can Be Your Pedo Too
If You Just listen to Him!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,awesome_one
Date: 27 Apr 10 - 09:07 PM

My friend and I made this one.

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me an STD
It started with a kiss
And ended on the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!

My own version.

I'm a kid
You are Barney
Do not get 10 feet near me
I swear that I'll call the cops on you
If you get an inch closer.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Asher$
Date: 27 May 10 - 02:36 PM

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss
And ended on the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur

If you want to shag me
You'll have to see the purple fiend
He'll kiss you up and shag you up for 4
Barney wants to f**k some more


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 02:44 PM

i love you
you love me
let's go out and kill barney
with a dildo up his ass
and a bullet in his head
sorry kids but barneys dead


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Shana
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 05:52 PM

i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead


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Subject: teletubbie song
From: GUEST,me
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 09:20 AM

Lala cried
Dipsy died
Po committed suicide
Tinkie Winkie crashed a plane
Teletubbies are insane


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:59 AM

There's no end to creativity, is there?


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,annonnommouus
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 04:37 PM

THIS IS HOW IT GOES :

I HATE YOU
YOU HATE ME
BARNEY GAVE ME HIV
HE THREW ME ON THE BED AND LOCKED THE DOOR
WHAT A HORNY DINSAUR.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,just me
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM

I Hate you
you hate me
lets go out and kill barney
shoot him in the head
and kick him in the balls
Teletubbies will go LOLZ


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 05:25 PM

me and my friends upgraded the hiv oe to a nicer version

I love you , You love me barney ave me hiv
it started with a hug but then he wanted more
now i have aids and i am only four


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,ninja
Date: 03 Sep 10 - 10:37 PM

i hate barney,he raped me,and he gave me HIV, he through me on the bed and then he locked the door, what a horny dinosaur! I hate barney, he raped me, and he gave me HIV, so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head, now that purple bastards dead!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Sep 10 - 03:12 PM

i hate you
you hate me
barny taught me p.e
and a bat and a ball and a little bit more
i got trained by a dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 07:34 PM

i hate u
u hate me
barney gave me HIV
so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head
now that purple bastards dead

i hate u
u hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a shot gun BANG BANG barneys on the floor
no more purple dinosaur

sorry kids
no more fun
i shot barney up the bum
with a big fat shotgun and bullets through his head
the purple dino is now dead




to jingle bells:
jingle bells, jingle bells
santa claus is dead
rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head HEY!
barbie doll barbie doll
tried to save his life
teddy bear, teddy bear
stabbed her with a knife


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Beth!!!
Date: 07 Dec 10 - 03:05 PM


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,GRR
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 11:48 AM

I Love you
you love me
let's get together annd kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4 by 4
nomore purple dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:54 PM

i love you
you love me
barney gave me HIV
it started with a kiss but barney more
i got raped by a purple dinosaur!!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,BT
Date: 22 Feb 11 - 12:52 PM

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's get together and kill Barney,
With a knife in his back and a bullet in his head,
Sorry Children, Barney's dead!
Lool :D

I love Barney, Barney loves me,
Barney gave me HIV,
I gave him a hug, but he wanted more,
I got raped by a dinosaur!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 05 May 11 - 09:43 AM

I love slags, slags love me, i did barney behind a tree, tell your girlfriend your dead, because your a knob head!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jun 11 - 03:53 PM

i love you,
you love me,
barney gave me H.I.V,
so i kicked him in the balls,
and shot him in the head,
now that purple bastards dead


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 14 Aug 11 - 03:19 AM

I hate Barney Barney hates me Tinky winky gota pee with a big BANG put a bullet through a head don't tell La La Dipseys dead
La La cried then she died po committed suicide
Tinky winky died the same
TELETUBBIES ARE INSANE!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,random person
Date: 01 Sep 11 - 05:49 PM

I hate him,he hates me,let's kill that purple freak,with a kick and a punch and a bullet in his head no more purple freak alive!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 01:56 PM

I love you
you love me
lets get together and kill Dipsey
with a hammer and a saw
and a whack around the head
sorry Lala Dipsey's dead


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,coolguy12
Date: 03 Apr 12 - 09:12 AM

I hate you You hate me Let's get together to kill Barney With a rifle in my hand and a bullet through his head Celebrate that Barney's dead!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Apr 12 - 07:09 AM

I hate you,
you hate me,
lets get together and kill barney,
with an M-16,
and shoot him to the floor,
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSOUR


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Yo Mamma
Date: 18 Apr 12 - 03:33 PM

I love you, you love me
we're a happy family.
with a bed, and


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Freddy Kruger
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 10:34 PM

My own version is:

I hate you
You hate me
Let's go on a killing spree
I'll get the shotgun
You get the knife
Now let's go end Barneys life!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 06:36 AM

For the ancient and wise only -

When Windows 95 appeared (seems like centuries ago) a new feature was the ability to change the bleeps and burps associated with things your computer did.

There was also a small utility allowing you to splice sound clips together to exercise your creative inclinations.

Popularity of the little kit exploded briefly about the time Win98 appeared, when some people got a set of "clips" not too widely distributed, but rumored to have come from a lunatic band of microserfs, that included:

[voice of Barney]

I love you, You love me, We're a ...

[Sound of machine gun]

[Voice of Bones]

"He's dead, Jim!"

(a classic cliche, for those who remember)

[Voice of Jim (the fat boy?)]

"You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet."

(Or something like that)


John


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Parody lover
Date: 04 Nov 12 - 03:24 AM

tis ones the full telytubbies parody soong...

I hate you,
You hate me
Tinky-Winky killed dipsy
with a 44 rifle and shot him in the head.
go tell lala Dipsies dead.

Lala cried as she died
Po comited suicide
Tinky-Winky did the same
TELYTUBBIES ARE INSANE!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,An Aussie
Date: 07 Nov 12 - 01:53 AM

This one my friend made up. Not all that good, but it flows.

I hate Po,
Po hates me,
Tinky Winky shot Dipsy,
with a BANG BANG gun,
and shot him in the head,
don't tell Lala Dipsies dead.

Lala cried, Dipsie died,
Po committed suicide,
Tinky Winky did the same,
Teletubbies are insane!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Creature
Date: 03 Feb 14 - 07:39 AM

I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's make up and kill Dipsy,
With 20 bullets to his head,
Go tell Lala Dipsy's dead.

Lala cried,
Dipsy died,
Po committed suicide.
Tinky-Winky crashed a plane,
The Teletubbies are insane!!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Anon
Date: 22 Jun 16 - 06:03 PM

I love you
You love me
Barney groomed me sexually
It started with a kiss but then he wanted more
Now my ass is really sore


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 16 - 05:32 AM

I hate Barney, Barney hates me
So I tied him to a tree
With a baseball bat and a hammer and a saw
No more purple dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 16 - 05:34 AM

I hate you, you hate me
Barney gives us HIV
So I kicked him in the balls
And I kicked him in the head
Now that purple gaylord's DEAD!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 18 - 08:10 PM

Here's one
I love you you love me Barney gave me STDs
A and it's called HIV he wanted me now I have them don't you wish you could kill Barney


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 18 - 08:55 PM

I hate you you hate me now let's go gang up and kill Barney with an S 44 let's go bang on his door and shoot that dumbass dinosaur


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