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anyone going to Clekheaton Festival

Red and White Rabbit 02 Jul 03 - 02:23 AM
Raggytash 02 Jul 03 - 03:52 AM
smallpiper 02 Jul 03 - 03:58 AM
Raggytash 02 Jul 03 - 06:19 AM
MC Fat 02 Jul 03 - 06:42 AM
Leadfingers 02 Jul 03 - 01:51 PM
brid widder 02 Jul 03 - 07:29 PM
GUEST,Bagpuss 03 Jul 03 - 04:21 AM
Red and White Rabbit 03 Jul 03 - 05:34 AM
ced2 03 Jul 03 - 05:44 AM
Raggytash 03 Jul 03 - 06:02 AM
Raggytash 03 Jul 03 - 06:03 AM
GUEST,MC Fat 03 Jul 03 - 10:29 AM
EtV@work 03 Jul 03 - 10:40 AM
Red and White Rabbit 03 Jul 03 - 01:07 PM
Mrs.Duck 03 Jul 03 - 01:38 PM
old git 03 Jul 03 - 05:23 PM
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Red and White Rabbit 04 Jul 03 - 02:26 AM
Raggytash 04 Jul 03 - 03:56 AM
MC Fat 04 Jul 03 - 04:53 AM
Raggytash 04 Jul 03 - 05:36 AM
nutty 04 Jul 03 - 06:13 AM
SarahC 04 Jul 03 - 06:40 AM
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Subject: anyone going to Cleckheaton Festival
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 02:23 AM

Clekheaton festival this weekend - local festival for me so I will not be drinking - have to drive so I look forward to meeting you all when I am sober!!!
The other Cleckheaton thread is here (click), but I closed it to new messages. Please continue this discussion below.
Thanks.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 03:52 AM

I will be at the Festival to attend upon McFat in his duel with the usurper to purports to be your legal husband


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 03:58 AM

nope


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 06:19 AM

So, The Varlet has started to make puny excuses for his non-appearance at Cleckhuddersfax Festival. Me thinks MC Fat that we have the scoundrel on the run already, the yellow livered, low living, villian and rogue that he is. He has not the courage to place such weak willed prose on this thread but chooses to hide it elsewhere.
Long may MC Fat be victorious.
















The things I do to get me hands on that Epi


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: MC Fat
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 06:42 AM

The Pesky Varlet Old Git has accepted the challenge Raggy but not at Cleckhudersfax. Meally mouthed yellow bellied Shant-i-ay singer.


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 01:51 PM

Sadly I am being paid NOT to go the Cleckheaton again this year.We are
Medievalling again,this time in Windsor.Its always a nice weekend in
spite of the Breweries swopping the pub managers around all the time.
Have one in the Commercial for me.


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: brid widder
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:29 PM

YES!!
me & the Bearded one (if he keeps lucky)....

but I thought it was Cleckheckmondsedge


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: GUEST,Bagpuss
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:21 AM

I might be popping in for a short while on either saturday or sunday. You might see me at a singaround.

Bagpuss


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 05:34 AM

Raggy - dont care what he thinks - hes not the legal husband!!!!!


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: ced2
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 05:44 AM

Cleck'uddersfax or Cleck'eckmondsedge? It depended on which railway thou used. I believe the L.& Y. went to Cleck'eckmondsedge whilst the later "Leeds New Line", built by the L.N.W.R. went to Cleck'uddersfax. Unfortunately the proposal by the G.N.R. to build a line never materialised otherwise we might also have had "Cleck'uddersedge" or even "Cleck'eckmondfax"!!
Sithee.


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Raggytash
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 06:02 AM

Perchance Mrs Rabbit are you attempting to play two ends against the middle, take good care with the affections of the Wee Scot, they are not to be trifled with, (or any sort of pudding).
The scot may think he owes a slight punishment to an Englishman after what we did to William Wallace, hung, drawn (whilst still alive) castrated ditto, small parts removed stuffed in his own mouth, also ditto then mercifully beheaded before his body was quartered with one quarter sent to each corner of the kingdom, just to show who really was the boss.
They didn't mess about in those days and as second to MC Fat I am duty bound in my unfinchly loyalty to him to aide whatever punishment he's sees fit in inflict upon the miserable wretch who displays himself as your present husband. Me thinks perhaps you will be less inclined towards him where he to undergo the above

Yours in Chivalry and Underhanded Deviousness

Lord Raggy of Colne


MC Fat, if you distract him I could sneak up behind on cut off his means of retreat .............I've got a sharp knife


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Raggytash
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 06:03 AM

Unfinching Ooops


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 10:29 AM

Thanks squire Raggy your efforts will not go unrewarded for methinks I have a spare small guitar clad in hunting tartan for your good self


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: EtV@work
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 10:40 AM

Verily thou art wordsmiths of equisite taste and skill methinks. However I ain't got time for that at the moment. So I'll be there as usual. Town hall Friday night,then Wickham afterwards until the wee small hours. Wear your badges or T shirts;Raggy, I know you, Bagpuss, we've met before. Others of you. Perhaps, I'll met you there.


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 01:07 PM

Raggy you know me too well - real husband might well take a rapier to the lot of you though!!!!


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 01:38 PM

You mean Jim isn't your real husband?? Oh and we were planning gifts just like the ones he bought us!


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: old git
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 05:23 PM

I won't be there but my fifth column will be watching your every movement
and lack of movement after several bevvies


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: old git
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 05:27 PM

I understand the rabbit is running a signaround (freudian slip there!) take a supply of carrots if you fancy your chances (at singing that is....)


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 02:26 AM

looks like ali and geoff will be there after all so I will slip back into insignificance - my chance of fifteen minutes of fame has passed me by!!


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Raggytash
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 03:56 AM

So the Old Git has a fifth column, Well James my boy, just one more thing to remove from his body, I think however that he may boast. The dirk will reveal very little me thinks


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: MC Fat
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 04:53 AM

Sires I am verily worried about him watching my every 'movement' might get a bit smelly in't closet but another weapon in our armony of destruction.


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Raggytash
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 05:36 AM

James My Leige, I have had several conversations with Bulstrode McFarland at his pile in Wheatstone about this very subject, it seems we may need a Garderobe. Apparently it can be a devilishly fiendish device when used in the correct manner which can appal even the most battle hardened soldier. Perchance we have the opportunity to inflict this terror on the loathsome Old Git, although it seems from another thread he has shown his true colours (yellow chevrons on a yellow shield I believe) and given you victory before battle has commenced


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: nutty
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 06:13 AM

Leave the soundman alone Nick ......   that venue is an absolute nightmare for soundmen ( so difficult to get a balanced sound all round the hall ) so if the soundman was up and down, it was probably because he needed to be.


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: SarahC
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 06:40 AM

Yep - I've agreed to 'run' the session at the Commercial on Saturday night - with a lot of help from my friends I hope. All musicians welcome. I think the idea is just to keep the tunes rolling along - but I'm sure they'll do that anyway.

Cheers
Sarah


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 10:29 AM

What time for the session at the commercial?


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 12:11 PM

Sorry, that was me at school. What time is the session at the commercial?


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Subject: RE: anyone going to Clekheaton Festival
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 12:42 PM

We will probably pop over for Saturday night - at the Wickhams I expect so you see there.


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