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BS: Speed cameras scam

GUEST,speedy gonzales 21 Jul 03 - 09:14 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Jul 03 - 09:23 AM
Dave the Gnome 21 Jul 03 - 09:46 AM
Bert 21 Jul 03 - 10:17 AM
Dave Bryant 21 Jul 03 - 10:23 AM
My guru always said 21 Jul 03 - 11:22 AM
Dead Horse 21 Jul 03 - 03:09 PM
Amergin 21 Jul 03 - 03:41 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jul 03 - 03:59 PM
Eric the Viking 21 Jul 03 - 06:20 PM
rangeroger 21 Jul 03 - 09:21 PM
JennyO 21 Jul 03 - 10:54 PM
Hrothgar 22 Jul 03 - 04:43 AM
Rapparee 22 Jul 03 - 08:45 AM
GUEST,eliza c 22 Jul 03 - 09:45 AM
Cobble 24 Jul 03 - 06:50 PM
Mr Happy 25 Jul 03 - 04:05 AM
Mr Happy 25 Jul 03 - 04:07 AM

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Subject: BS: UK Speed cameras
From: GUEST,speedy gonzales
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:14 AM

As you know, many of the speed cameras on the roads are now digital and
record details instantly. A "friend" of mine tells me that Traffic Cars
in the Met area are now fitted with a computer which enables the
policeman to check to see if the motorist he has stopped has fallen foul
of any speed traps in his area. This helps him to decide whether or not
to issue a ticket in cases where he has discretion. Apparently the
information is no longer restricted, which is how this info can be
passed on. If you copy the following website and paste it to your
browser you can access the same info from the DVLA and by entering your
car number you can check to see if your car has been caught on a speed
camera.

http://www.i-connect.co.uk/speedoffence/default.asp#

You can use the following sign in details to access the info:

USER NAME: 323
PASSWORD: 323


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:23 AM

your,talking,shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:46 AM

Tehehe

Brightened up a dull afternoon:-)

Cheers

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Bert
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 10:17 AM

How in the hell did they get a hold of my picture over there?


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 10:23 AM

It's nice to know that the old E98a "Sit up and Beg" Ford Popular which I took to the breakers in about 1963 is still on the road and was doing 67mph recently - I could never get it above 55 !


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: My guru always said
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 11:22 AM

Well I never.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Dead Horse
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 03:09 PM

Hey, I typed in the registration No of my double-decker bus, the one I usually drive round the Medway Towns, Kent.
Apparently some bastard must have nicked it four days ago, while I was on an hours break, and got nabbed by the dreaded camera in the West Midlands doing 67mph in a 30 zone, before bringing it back to our yard 30 mins later!!!!
I cant git more'n 50 out of the old bucket, so I wanna meet this bloke!


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 03:41 PM

how come my picture looked like bert?


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 03:59 PM

Where is this in effect? The UK?


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 06:20 PM

Bloody hell-skipjack woz driving my car! He looks like that exactly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: rangeroger
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:21 PM

Well, this is really interesting. According to the website,4 days ago I was doing 41.3 mph in a 30 mph zone outside the Copthorne Hotel in Birmingham.

They won't show my picture,however.

Of course it also shows that on the same day I was driving my Dodge Colt through Middlesbrough at 81.2 in 70 mph zone. Now how do I explain all this in court when I go to pay the fine for the ticket I DID get yesterday. 80mph in a 65 mph zone on 4th of July Pass.

rr


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 10:54 PM

I typed in the rego number of my awful flatmate and found he was in Birmingham, and my ex is in Cambridge. I only wish they were, then they wouldn't be bothering me here in Sydney, Australia.

Jenny


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Hrothgar
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 04:43 AM

That's beautiful!


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 08:45 AM

rr, you simply explain to the court that you couldn't have been speeding in 4th of July Pass because you were busy speeding the UK and can prove it.

Simple. And you can use the same excuse if they bring you to court in the UK.

This has wonderful possibilities:

"So you couldn't have chopped up your mother-in-law because you were speeding through Burton-Upon-Trent? Case dismissed!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: GUEST,eliza c
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 09:45 AM

thanks for that...
x e !


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Cobble
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 06:50 PM

Someone has removed this site as its caused tooooo much mirth. ?the nanny state!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 04:05 AM

http://www.i-connect.co.uk/speedoffence/default.asp#


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Subject: RE: BS: Speed cameras scam
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 04:07 AM

Sorry!! The web site you are looking for does not exist
   
????


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