Subject: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: Bill D Date: 05 Aug 03 - 05:52 PM couldn't resist..local columnist does this every year..here are 2 days worth (I'm gonna copy some of the best ones to a "quotes" program I have) day one day two |
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: Bill D Date: 05 Aug 03 - 05:57 PM I am SO clever...both links are the same here is the real day two |
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: Bill D Date: 05 Aug 03 - 06:03 PM Oh...I love the musical one... "If Jimmy Cracks Corn and Nobody Cares, Why Is There a Song About Him?" |
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: dick greenhaus Date: 05 Aug 03 - 08:30 PM My pet this year is: Get your God off my laws! |
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: katlaughing Date: 06 Aug 03 - 12:11 AM Oh, Bill! Some of those are hysterical! I love this one, even though my dog doesn't eat from cans: It's My Dog's World. I'm Just Here to Open Cans. |
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: Amergin Date: 06 Aug 03 - 03:24 PM my favourites were: "Every Time I Hear the Dirty Word 'Exercise' I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate" "I Was God's Gift to Women, But I Have Been Rewrapped and Placed on a Closet Shelf" |
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: Mr Red Date: 07 Aug 03 - 01:36 PM Mr Red (when incognito) wears a T-shirt that bears a short message in Braille at about breast level (RHS) and it doesn't say "heart felt" neither (hint breast, RHS and feelings refer ) As I usually say to enquiring ladies "First Braille lesson free" (they usually yawn too) |
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: beadie Date: 07 Aug 03 - 02:30 PM In Missoula, Mt. (or is it Bozeman?) there ks a bar known as "Stockman's." This is an old timey sort of establishment, with an average size bar and seating area as you walk in the door and a rather smaller room near the back where people will sometimes gather to engage in various games of chance involving playing cards. The signature tee shirt has a picture of a raggedy-looking cowboy and the inscription, "Liquor up front, Poker in the rear. . . . . Stockman's Bar" |
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX From: Mrs.Duck Date: 08 Aug 03 - 01:29 PM Does it say 'Have you ever felt a right tit?' Mr Red? |