Cara in Beverley this Sunday

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 08:40 AM

Dang, Sireen, that brute has got that board airborne! The stuff you know!

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 07:57 PM

Don't know about the muleteers, Gary, but the donkeys go windsurfing round the Greek islands.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 07:42 PM

aye well them cara lot was okay at the sun. I really liked the last song they did (afore the encoure bit) The Mayfly - dead gud it was

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 06:55 PM

...and the cheers and the jeers
of the young muleteers...

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 06:44 PM

I was sitting in the sun at Mablethorpe this afternoon, admiring the donkeys, and wondered where muleteers go in winter.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 06:24 PM

Sorry jOhn, those words will be no use to your werm.

Please learn up, down, beg and dinner in order to be a fit werm owner. Oh, and take some exercise.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 05:29 PM

Noreen-I know a bit of Urdu, I can count to 5, say "hello", "Goodbye" and "F**k Off".

I will PM you my address, so you can send me my werm.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 05:20 PM

Tell us how it went. Im all ears.. well and stomach and <><><>< All the best , Guy

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 05:09 PM

jOhn, I can let you have a curry-eating pet werm for the knock-down slither-along price of only £4.99 (or 2 for £15!)

Fully house trained, responds to simple commands.

BTW do you speak Urdu?

(Why aren't you out watching Cara instead of reding tripe?)

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 02:27 PM

I think your right KJ, how much is it to adopt a werm?
ps, waht do werms eat?

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: KJ
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 02:05 PM

jOhn are you sure you want to adopt a donkey? Don't forget they can be very cute & cuddly when little, but the terrible two's jOhn, think of that!!! Those screaming tantrums in the middle of the supermarket, the stamping of all four feet on the floor, the disgusted looks you get from passers-by which make you feel like the most inadequate parent in the world. Then there's the hassle of choosing a school. Which school in Hull is top of the league table in the the sort of specialist education that donkeys require? Can you afford the bus fares to said school? But the worst of all is the teenage years, the staying out late, not knowing where they are or what they're up to. The peer pressures they face, what happens if he gets with the wrong crowd, those psycho donkeys you see hanging around the town, sniffing oats & snorting worm tablets? What about when you can't communicate, when all you get is a grunt & the only time he voluntarily brays at you is when he's after money. Then there's university fees, top-up fees for donkey's are set to be the highest in the country & you want the best for him because you are a loving parent, then half way through his university course he changes his mind, drops out & goes to india to find his Karma then comes back & tells you he's fallen in love with a llama....think about all this very carefully jOhn, a donkey is for life.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 12:59 PM

Do donkeys like curry?

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 12:15 PM

We have evaluated your planned course of action jOhn, and can find no fault with it. Please proceed and God speed to you. Donkey problems are amongst the worst. 9.

Please let us know what happens. 9.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:46 AM

Heloo, this waht happened=I got a letter, from a donkey place, asking me to adopt a donkey, I sent them 5 quid, but they still dident send me my donkey, they just send me a crappy fridge magnet.
i will write to them =
"dear donkey people, i sent a fiver, so where is my donkey then, you fiddling buggers?, if you cant find my place to send it, i living oppersite the supermarket, youd better send it soon, or i will complain about you, from.john"
anyway, i dont know were to send my letter to, because i threw all the information away!, i will look on internet for "donkey place"

i think adopting it was a tenner anyway, i cant remember, if it was, i will just ask thrm to send half of one.john

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:32 AM

Hi jOhn, Which half of the donk is on offer here? The useful or less-useful half? Very tempting, this.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:31 AM

its called a fiffle.
ps, i'm drinking some hot chocerlate, but its gone cold now, and its all thick at the bottom.john

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:29 AM

i seen oaklet, he plays one of them old curly things, waht you put under your'e chin, and scratch it with a stick.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:26 AM

Will you swop it for half a dozen chickens?
or half a donkey?

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:24 AM

I have noticed that there was an errant posting from the non-throbbing other half of the Oaklet binary cluster earlier. I might be alone Oaklet, in thinking that we (or at least one half of we) are indeed as handsome and charming as we think that one half of us actually is.

The Sun Inn, Beverley. Behind the Minster at 8.30.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:18 AM

Hi jOhn. "The Notes in the Stones", £10 from gigs or [e-mail] and it should be available in 10 days. I might feel moved to publicise it here in a shameless sort of way.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: KJ
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:07 AM

AThat's okay, just as long as we don't have to sniff you back!

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 10:54 AM

hEloo, Oaklet-Did you make your'e new CD yet?, if so =hoe mutch is it, ? and how can we buy it from?
9 and wahts it called as well.john

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 10:33 AM

I am very excited about being in the presence of the Cara band this evening. Is the singer bloke really as charming (in a diffident kind of way) and handsome as everyone says he is?

Hope so.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 08:49 AM

mmm better have a wash then!

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 06:54 AM

I have managed to screw the end back on and taped it in roughly the right position although it throbs like hell this morning. This message was written by the throbbing half of the binary cluster that is now Oaklet.

Noreen, you are a really brilliant at being Noreen and we both really admire you. You have very lovely hamstrings.

I am now off to treat myself to a new coal scuttle. We look forward to meeting all visitors to the Sun this evening, but I might have to sniff you all as you enter. Please forgive me for this.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 02:53 AM

I'm in two minds about that, Guy.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 09:06 PM

I hope it was a great crowd and wish i could be there for Both of you . Hoooom ever is hoooooom . I know the music was great !! Sckizophrennia is a beautiful thing .. All the best , Guy

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 08:39 PM

We'll see you today Grand Buggermaster Oaklet.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 08:32 PM

You don't kill a thread that easily!

Hope Cara with the two Oakleys get great support in Beverley later today.

I will be there in spirit, particularly if you play a certain tune.

(You've always been a pleasure to know, Oaklet)

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 05:39 PM

Reading that load of old cobblers has reminded me strongly that I have probvably excelled again, at killing a perfectly good thread. Buggery-bollocks!

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 02:09 PM

I have become entirely comfortable with the idea that there are suddenly two sides to Oaklet. One; a confused, diappointed but reasonally happy big-eared violin player and egomaniac and one; a sincere, supportive, expressive polymath who it is a pleasure to know (although he makes it hard). Please be aware that if you address Oaklet or read his posts, you are in fact engaging both of us. We are only separated by 8 miles of North Lincs, about 80 IQ points and by our regard for each other. It is a unique pleasure to have the other side of me to fall back upon.

Skipjack is another thing entirely but exactly the same. But I don't really know what that means.

So there.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 01:51 PM

No - this is the real Oaklet. Ask us specialist questions about being Oaklet and only the true, authentic Oaklet will be able to answer them.

It is regret that the Cara tribute band gets a large amount of gigs (in public) and without the support and advice of the true servant of music. The lead accordianist throws interesting shapes at the more frenetic end of Cara covers.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 09:49 AM

This is the real Oaklet, revered as a deity by KJ. Accept no imitations. The other posts were made by Mrs. Drinkall from no 21. I cannot recall how I made it to her computer as it is in her bedroom. When she gets back from her coach trip with Norris to the White Rose Centre, me and her will have words.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 06:56 AM

Yes jOhn, he can. Like Polar Ben came in for me, sweet thing.

I too have met jOhn from Hull, who is in fact the one true Oakley. Don't accept imitations.

I have rushed out a pre-copy of 'The Snot in the Sonet', which is a faithful prediction of how each track might be, recorded by my accordion orchestra Maris Piper, the only true Cara tribute band.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 05:50 AM

Can Phoenix Reach win the St Leger? [3.35 Doncaster].

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: smallpiper
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 05:45 AM

I have and he's a very nice chap dispite the fungal growths.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 05:43 AM

I've never met Oakley.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 05:42 AM

Imposters the lot of you!

This is me and I've never heard of Cara! It wasn't me yer 'onnor!

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 04:44 AM

Oakley - will you tell me how to close your account on my machine?

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 04:43 AM

I too have met Oakley. Is the song called Pat to Sarah on the new recording?

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 04:41 AM

I have met Oakley as well and can communicate under his nomenclature. I have not heard The Notes in the Stones - is it as good as Asleep Behind the Settee? I hope that the tune called 'Til Dawn is on the new recording as it is lovely. Also, there is a song called 'The Mayfly' which I've heard them [Cara] do - I hope that is on it.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 04:35 AM

I am not Oakley and have also discovered that I can reply as him. I have heard the Notes in the Stones and it is a strange, wistful collection of music.

I have met the one that calls himself Skipjack and once shared a chappatti, made by Oakley, with him at a sevice station in Lincolnshire. He told me that a rule of the sea is that each boat has to spend 28 hours every year sitting on mud and that the several hours we spent in this state were in order to fulfil a statutory requirement. He has told me other things.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 04:07 AM

I know Oakley quite well - I've met him three times. What I have just discovered is that I can reply, on his behalf, with regard to these Mudcat matters. Anyway, as I have nothing else on I'm going to partake of the Cara experience on Sunday. Is it a good band?

They have recorded some things, I think, as I've heard them on a BBC Lincolnshire Radio programme. Also, whilst on holiday in Ireland I heard them on Radio North West. Is it normal for unknown performers to get airplay in these countries?

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 04:05 AM

Help - that wasn't me posting above. I always try to put some words in my postings. Is it possible to post under my name from all the computers that I have used and forgotten to log-off from?

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 04:02 AM

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 03:57 AM

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:00 AM

refresh

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 03:57 PM

A Bargain my man, a bargain

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: Oaklet
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 03:23 PM

R N, I think we spoke on the snowy evening at the Spilsby Theatre. Thanks for getting in touch. I'll publicise the new album here when it arrives next week, but please feel free to e mail me on [e-mail]

Er, Sireen, I think that the track that you like is number 2 - "Noreen's Waltz". Personally, I have always liked the "slippery Hand", but I think that few would be surprised about this revelation.

I'll bang on about Cara's "The Notes in the Stones" in a new thread next week, when the boxes arrive. So far KJ, Ossonflags and you, Noreen are the only recipients of bootlegs, in an attempt to thwart Skipjack's evil plan to go platinum again with his CDRs for a fiver.

The original, with a beautiful barcode and an Oaklet photo of Ballybunnion Castle on it is a tenner.

Subject: RE: Cara in Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,RN
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 02:50 PM

I saw them last in Spilsby earlier this year and can recommend them - they are well worth a listen. If you like music on the gentler side and you want to hear Mike Ryan's original songs, get yourselves to Beverley.

If they have a new album, I'll get a copy eventually, but I can't be there on Sunday. I have an e mail address from the album "Asleep behind the Settee", so I'll check. They should be better known.

R N