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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: GUEST,ozmacca Date: 21 Sep 03 - 10:44 PM My doom, be it? Well, we'll see about that ye lubberly son of a Margate day-tripper, Just let me once come within range of 'e an' I'll sink anchor in ye!!!!!! An' if'n ye be too yeller to stand an' fight broadside to broadside, I'll tip 'e the Black Spot see you, an' every tarry-handed man'll be after ye. We'll see whose doom'll be at hand, me fine boyo, So avast there!!!!!! A vast what? Aharr, I dunno, but it be real big....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 21 Sep 03 - 10:15 PM Yer doom be at hand ye scalawag swab... Blast ye! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: GUEST,ozmacca Date: 21 Sep 03 - 09:32 PM Ahhharrrr! Which one o' ye dirty disease-ridden mangy rotten leprous swine a-masqueradin' as a seafarin' man said that? I saw yer, ye lily-livered jumped-up, never-come-down, damned yeller accursed villainous thievin' bilge-rat, damn yer eyes!!!!! Aye well, an' so that's the way of it, is it? Ye scab ye, ye as think ye're a freebootin' comrade o' the buccaneers , I'll hang an' split 'e from these here seven seas to the gates o' hell an' beyond, so help me I will. That be a mortal insult to a real man, such o' my mettle as sailed the Main wi' Morgan and Teach, so it be, an' ye may lay to that, me fine buckeroo. Oh by the powers, I'll set 'e right!!!!! There be but one way ter settle this here disagreement, see you. So, matey, dam'ee!! I'll not waste powder or shot on yer foul carcass, nor sully good steel in yer gizzard. I'll soon bring yer down to size with this 'ere hook o' mine, an' cut short yer boastin' ways wi' the fairer sex. I'll cut out that lyin' stinkin' tongue so ye'll never more miscall a man afore I fit ye fer a fine hempen cravat, me fine friend. Then we'll attend yer last jig, an' pay ye our respects when ye're hanging from the mizzen ratlines, chokin nice an' slow wi' yer face turnin' a nice purple. Aharrrr........ Now, where's that cabin boy? It be your turn in the barrel tonight lad.......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Sep 03 - 08:16 PM Scarface Rufus, ye scabrous seadog! Welcome aboard! Ye're the first man I've seen tae have a hook where another might sport a codpiece! Been fightin' the corsairs, have ye??? Best leave the ladies fer them as has a full broadside, matey! (no small egos in the pirate trade...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: GUEST,ozmacca Date: 21 Sep 03 - 07:06 PM Ahharrrrr!!!! Avast ye there ye scurvy dogs! Clear a way there!!!Clear a way fer Scarface Rufus!!! So help me, or I'll put me hook through any man-jack o' yez as dares stand atween me an' that rare buxom beauty at the bar!!! Aharr, me lovesome darlin'!!! A fine pullet ye are an' I'll lay to that!!! An' what'll I have, sez you? A pint o' grog sez I, an' a kiss from them sweet lips!! Now what d'ye say to that, me fine lass? Evenin' vicar..... Courtesy of a long forgotten radio programme |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Sep 03 - 03:13 PM You talk like a goddamn commie, Peter! I suppose you're in favour of decent housing for the poor and medical treatment for everyone and equal employment opportunities for women too. We've got our eye on you, boyo! :-) Expect to be walkin' the plank shortly! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: mack/misophist Date: 21 Sep 03 - 11:30 AM Dear Liz the Squeak: Why do you think she was called Anne Bonney? His name escapes me at the moment, but the best pirate example ever was an Anglican bishop. Can any one remember? |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Peter T. Date: 21 Sep 03 - 10:25 AM Hello. I am the Chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. I believe that there have been concerns about my recent package of benefits, which seem to be in line, by and large, with compensations that accrue to other executives who, by sheer talent and sweat of their brow, are worth 48 million dollars more than the people who work all day at McDonalds. And if you don't quite understand that, you don't understand piracy. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: GUEST,Green Man (sans cookie) Date: 21 Sep 03 - 10:20 AM Ha Haar, mates! (pirates talk mainly in the present tense) like wot I does! GrayD:- Benny Hill RIP was a British Comedian. He was a strange fish and was I beleive ambisextrous. Anyway he kind of embodied Brit Postcard humor from the 50's. He was popular here in Blighty and went over a storm in Japan. I though all their senses of humour were made by Nippon Laughso ;-) He did a good if somewhat camp Pirate. Fair winds and Easy prey mates. GM |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Gloredhel Date: 21 Sep 03 - 02:04 AM My boyfriend decided to take talk like a pirate day a little too far. He showed up dressed like a pirate last night, in a very cheap nylon costume, and yes, he talked like a pirate. It probably would have been a turn-on if the costume had been a little more classy... |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Sep 03 - 12:31 AM So I suppose I would revert to my childhood nickname of Izzy Tin Drawers. By the way, did you realise that the dread Pirate Bonney was actually a girl? Two of the best (i.ie., they made lots of dosh and didn't get hanged) pirates were women? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: mack/misophist Date: 20 Sep 03 - 09:31 PM That site is cheap. I'm another Iron Tom. What happened to nickel, lead, amd brass? |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Sep 03 - 11:42 AM Arrr! It's a fine mornin', it is, and a fresh breeze is blowin'. Time to hoist sail and search for plunder, mateys! Shake the cobwebs out o' yer achin' heads, ye witless lubbers, and make sail or heave to and raise the white flag! Arrr! By thunder, the thing I like best about bein' a pirate is all the exclamation points I get to use! Arrrr! ...and the thing I like least is the accursed parrot guano on me left shoulder epaulets! Avast, ye blasted bird! Polly definitely needs a crapper! - Iron Roger |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: GUEST,Guest who? Date: 19 Sep 03 - 10:04 PM Groan...! Polly wants a crapper! Polly wants a crapper! (another parroty error detected) |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: HuwG Date: 19 Sep 03 - 09:55 PM Link to Pirate Jokes thread. Pieces of seven ! Pieces of seven ! Parroty Error detected ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Sep 03 - 09:49 PM It's not "brink" ye scabby swab, it's "brig". Ye'll be the one tossed in the brig if ye don't get it right next time! Now get aloft, ye heathens, and reef the sails, or ye'll be dinin' with the Captain's daughter! (She o' the nine tails...) - Iron Roger |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: open mike Date: 19 Sep 03 - 09:49 PM a.k.a. Iron Ethel Rackham |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: open mike Date: 19 Sep 03 - 09:45 PM argh--reggie's story is a right hearty tale one to be enjoyed by mateys on the open seas! the jolly roger, indeed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: open mike Date: 19 Sep 03 - 08:58 PM trying to find the npr site where the pirate talk is archived.. http://www.npr.org/display_pages/features/feature_1435309.html somewhere in here there is a link for a pirate rap song http://discover.npr.org/rundowns/rundown.jhtml?prgDate=09/19/2003&prgId=2 international talk like a pirate--npr all things considered.. http://www.npr.org/display_pages/features/feature_1435309.html |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Gray D Date: 19 Sep 03 - 08:47 PM Avast behind! I'm not talking like a pirate, I just happen to have . . . Gray D (who posted to the wrong thread first) P.S. Benny Hill? Who's Benny Hill? |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: The Walrus Date: 19 Sep 03 - 08:38 PM Apparently, I'm "Iron Tom Flint" - funny, I've always seen myself more as "Canvas Jack Rackham" (Like Calico Jack, but coarser[1]) Walrus [1] Or should that be corsair? |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: C-flat Date: 19 Sep 03 - 08:35 PM Why are all pirates Cornish? Didn't anyone else do any plundering? |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: GUEST,dread pirate bonney Date: 19 Sep 03 - 08:17 PM 2 links on the npr page... supposedly dave barry will be on all things considered tonite talking lik... guess what? a pirate! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: GUEST,Dread Pirate Bonney Date: 19 Sep 03 - 08:08 PM ahoy, swab the dack, matey , or it's in the brink with ya! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:53 PM I took the Quiz. Me name is * * * Iron Roger Bonney * * *. Me description: A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: smallpiper Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:40 PM I did the quiz and it called me Capt'n! Arr me lads wheere's me grog an a tall ship te steer her by! Ye scury billge rats! Sing is a song or all run ye through so aye will! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:32 PM I know why people like pirates. They're so enthusiastic! Anyone see Johnny Depp in "Pirates of the Caribbean"? Holy mackerel, what a stupendously good pirate he was! I give that movie 10 out of 10 stars. It was the most fun I've had at the movies in years. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:25 PM AVAST, ye scurvy lubbers! Ye dismasted, incontinent bilge rats! Prepare to be boarded, ye mangy dogs! Where's me grog and where's a buxom wench tae serve it? Strike up a hornpipe, me hearties, there's a storm a-brewin' tae windward, and the yards are stripped bare, but I've a song in me heart and a parrot on me left shoulder that can curse in 7 languages, so what give a damn, says I! Lay on, ye whoresons, and the divil take the hindmost! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: hesperis Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:14 PM Roll out the barrel of grog! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:08 PM We'll hang ye by yer thumbs ye scurvy-addled landlubber... Shiver me timbers! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: open mike Date: 19 Sep 03 - 06:44 PM hope they don't mak you walk the plank! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: MMario Date: 19 Sep 03 - 06:30 PM I'm on my way to see Pyrates and Corsairs. AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH! YIPEE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: open mike Date: 19 Sep 03 - 06:10 PM i was not able to get the fidius site to open there is a quiz there where they give you a pirate name.. any one else get that to work? |
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Subject: RE: BS: talk like a pirate day From: Allan C. Date: 19 Sep 03 - 05:32 PM Original thread |
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Subject: BS: talk like a pirate day From: open mike Date: 19 Sep 03 - 05:26 PM can't find original thread... ahoy mateys! Arrrrrrrgh! shiver me timber! yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php http://www.piratehaven.org/~beej/pirates/ |
