Lyr Add: I Don't Hurt Anymore (Hank Snow)+parody

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Don't Hurt Anymore (sung by Hank Snow)
From: GUEST,Jody Gibson
Date: 22 Sep 03 - 05:47 AM

When Hank Snow recorded this song, he, inadvertently sang,
" IT don't hurt anymore"

No one caught it, so that's the way his record starts. No instrumental introduction, just great old Hank singing,

"IT DON'T HURT ANYMORE"

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Don't Hurt Anymore (sung by Hank Snow)
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 21 Sep 03 - 07:30 PM

The Record Lady has the Homer and Jethro "Don't Flirt," Real Country page 13.

Subject: Lyr Add: I DON'T FLIRT ANYMORE (Homer & Jethro)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 21 Sep 03 - 03:59 PM

OK, I posted that mainly so I could post the following parody. (Parodies aren't very funny unless you know the original.)

I DON'T FLIRT ANYMORE
(As sung by Homer & Jethro)

I don't flirt anymore
Since my wifey caught me
In the fact'ry stockroom
With my secretary.

Then she picked up a broom
And she lowered the boom.
I wound up on the floor.
I don't flirt anymore.

She busted my head. I thought I was dead.
I couldn't feel any worse.
But as I was led to my hospital bed,
I took a turn for the nurse.

I don't flirt anymore.
Now I'm sad and I'm wise.
Gonna leave all the girls
To the rest of you guys.

But when the swelling goes down,
I'll be up and around,
And I'll be flirting for shore,
When I don't hurt hurt anymore.

She thinks I'm a louse. I'm in the doghouse
Crawling around on my knees.
"Now looky here, spouse. Am I a man or a mouse?"
She threw me a big piece of cheese.

I don't flirt anymore.
I'm as true as can be
Till a real pretty girl
Rolls her eyeballs at me.

I don't flirt anymore,
But I'll have to confess
I don't flirt anymore
But I don't flirt any less.

Subject: Lyr Add: I DON'T HURT ANYMORE (from Hank Snow)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 21 Sep 03 - 03:56 PM

I DON'T HURT ANYMORE
(Don Robertson, Jack Rollins)

It don't hurt anymore.
All my teardrops are dried.
No more walking the floor
With that burning inside.

Just to think it could be!
Time has opened the door,
And at last I am free.
I don't hurt anymore.

No use to deny I wanted to die
The day you said we were through,
But now that I find you're out of my mind,
I can't believe that it's true.

I've forgotten somehow
That I cared so before,
And it's wonderful now.
I don't hurt anymore.

[Recorded by Hank Snow, Eddy Arnold, Bob Dylan (on "The Genuine Basement Tapes"), Tennessee Ernie Ford, Willie Nelson, Dinah Washington, and others.]