BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted

Subject: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 10:50 AM

The Flamenco high commision, wishes to introduce its new ambassador to the Court of "Mudcat".

He is Don Tio Pepe Goya de San Fernando y Los Villa Lobos de Los Angeles San Miguel Manolito Montoya Manitas de Plata y Un Cerveza Por Favor Vamos Adelante!. Or, for short, "el ted".

His mission, and it is a misson from the most high authority, is to convert us to the way of "el flamenco, the true path". I am undergoing the process now.

As I write, el ted, the great teacher, is transcribing the complete recordings of flamenco in the great "library de flamenco", (located in the Spanish Quarter in Hull) in order to make them more accessable to my more "traditional" ear.

Expect Volume 1 of "Flamenco bagpipes for beginners" to hit the shops soon.

Oh, and he is Sweetfire`s dad as well.

Welcome el ted,

Your humple deciple,

el gordo.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Amos
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:05 AM

Buenas, Maestro Ted. Bienvenito a los Camera de Gato-Terranado. Mucho gusto!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:24 AM

Amos, I see you already have the spirit of "flamenco, the true path" within you, it truly is a world wide movement! The master will be pleased.

I remain, until he chooses to reveal his wisdom to us all, "his masters voice".

el gordo SEN, MLD, PDQ, Quid Pro Quo (and bar)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:57 AM

I assume that SEN stands for senile then Bassic.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:03 PM

Special Educational Needs, (to get mi head round "flamenco, the true path"!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:06 PM

Ha! He's an imposter! I turned him onto flamenco the bagpipe way back in the dizzy heat of the summer!

Never-the-less welcome el ted form el yobo!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:07 PM

oops that should be from el yobo

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From:
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:11 PM

Welcome to the Cat Box!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:31 PM

I think it's interesting when someone starts a welcome thread, and the person in question won't even post to the thread...

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:51 PM

I will get my twopennorth in early and say Welcome To The Cat and dont forget the members profile page , so we can wonder at all el ted's attributes.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Oaklet
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 01:49 PM

Stomp about with your hands behind your back, wear 70s boots, a red velour blouse and a black hat but above all respond to this or Clinton Hammond will get the right hump. Tell him someone. Please.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 01:49 PM

I agree with you CH, but I do know he posts from his work at the "library de flamenco" (open 8.30am till 5.00pm Mon-Fri, except bank holidays). I am sure he will post here when he
is ready to deliver his "message"!

el G.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Mr Red
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 03:13 PM

Buenas Diaz el ted. estupendo - flamenco bagpipes - makes a change from flaming bagpipes.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Mr Red
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 03:18 PM

BTW - if you do spica da lingo I have a Spanish FAQ page on my website Mr Red's Mid West which would benefit from a jaundiced eye looking over it. Babelfish is not that comprehensive.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:25 PM

Max! So happy to see that you to are feeling "flamenco, the true path" and are "experimenting"!! (see very bottom of page)

el gordo.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:54 PM

By the way "el ted",

Can I have the franchise for the T shirts and the fans por favor?(wish I could do Blue Clickys).

gracias in anticipation,

el Gordo


All orders to

"Plaza Torro"
15 Andalucia Terrace
Hull
UK

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:58 PM

bassic-you shouldent put your a dress here, because the bad people might send you sume junk male and stuff.john

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 10:13 PM

If I put my address here will the bad people send me some junk female?

Hola el ted.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:40 AM

found it!!!! aw thanks chaps. I am new to computers and couldn't find my own thread.bassic is coming on nicely don't you think? maybe i could start a bagpipe/bass and guitar flamenco band and call it " punch the donkey"

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: gnu
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 06:02 AM

Yo el. Glad you have a "nickname".

Save endangered wildlife, eh Max ? How appropriate for the first few days of October.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 08:48 AM

ps:all you flamenco fans- i will be " off line" now until next wednesday. i will be playing on the north york moors on my huge mountain bicycle. enjoy!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 09:50 AM

Punch the Burro would sound better I think...

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: kitchen piper
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:16 AM

Welcome El Ted!
May your posts be plentyful and flameless!
:-))
Vix

PS I'm female. Smallpiper is the bloke piper

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:40 AM

dear m mario,
          thanks for that, punch the burro it is!
                     toodle pip

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: C-flat
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:05 PM

"Hostia the burro!" ?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: C-flat
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:11 PM

...............oh, yes, and hello el ted! Welcome to Mudcat. I could use some flamenco tips as I've had the misfortune to be given all flamenco type duties in my covers band (we do a couple of Gypsy Kings songs) on the basis that I'm the only band member who owns a nylon-stringer! Up to now I've able to fake it but the cracks are begining to appear.
I'm counting on you, el ted.
C-flat.(who knows more about flamingos)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 04:01 AM

Welcome el Ted. Can't say enough good things about flamingos, beautiful birds.

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 06:53 AM

welcome elted, hope to see you at session in the sun this sun?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Mr Red
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 07:01 AM

el ted

Sangria the Ass conjours-up so much more images don't you think - amigo ?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 02:28 PM

welcome dad...it's gunna b a pleasure havin u on here matie, unless you start gettin all parental on me that is..!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Mudlark
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 05:04 PM

Bienvenido, elTed!

"...i will be playing on the north yorkmoors on my huge mountain bicycle."

As a longtime afficianado of flamenco bagpipes I can't wait to hear it played on a bicycle...

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 10:20 PM

heloo el ted, and welcome to madcat.
9 i seen el ted in real life, he is playing one of them spanish guitars.john

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 08:30 AM

hola fans of the true path,
                         i have returned! i have tried sending PM's to a few of you, but I can't remember how to do it! i must bring number two daughter into work, she'll sort it.
                        toodle pip
                           el ted

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 06:19 AM

number two!!!!! cheeky sod I'M number one, how the hell can you put than moaning lump of lard before me?????

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:07 AM

Now, now, let's not be having family tiffs over the ether....

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:09 AM

simple fact my sweet. you were born first so you are number one daughter, your later sibling therefore being number two daughter. surely even your little brain can work that one out.
       ps; hope you hung onto your telecaster last night

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 09:18 AM

of course i know that, i was only messin!!! (i still think shes a moaning lump of lard tho, he he!)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 09:20 AM

she is simply " differently abled" i predict a brilliant career for her in the inland revenue, or with fat dave in customs and excise!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 11:55 AM

bye bye little thread. i have to toddle off now

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:18 AM

TED 4 BEARDS

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:39 AM

is Ted Four Beards any relation to Jhon Two Jags or Jimmy 5 Bellies?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 11:51 AM

9, html and blue clicky's 9 john.there, that's you fettled!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 12:13 PM

stop pushing my thread down! I want it at the top of the page please chaps. 9

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 06:03 PM

you can't have it you egotistical maniac! These things have to move down the page and eventually get lost and forgotten. If you want to keep a trace on it then click on the the thing that says trace to the right of the thread. Now where were we..... oh bugger this means this thread has gone to the top of the list again!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 03:17 AM

sp. you lot started it! it's your fault i am now half mad! hubbard have you found this thread yet? keep it at the top of the page my good man. once i've found out how to set up a thread SP, iwill be setting up a whole series of my own, so i can dispense all my wisdom to you from on high.
                you can look forward to threads on fashion, cookery, gardening, the correct use of MDF etc.etc. ENJOY!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 04:40 AM

ERE you go el ted back to the top of the thread again

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 04:49 AM

I see el ted that no one has told you of the thread police then!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 05:20 AM

come and get me copper! thanks muppet and SP, this thread will go for ever.any news on the sun john? the "news" thread has gone rather quiet.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 06:10 AM

don't know

the thread police just delete threads and there is knak all anyone can do about it

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 06:25 AM

but mine is bound to be so inspirational and informative, they wouldn,t dare.i might start a paella thread as well!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 06:44 AM

What about a marmite thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 06:57 AM

consider it done muppet! i personally hate the stuff though.
   steve hubbard wherefore art thou?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 11:21 AM

Come on el ted where are you you're quickley slipping out of sight

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 12:07 PM

thanksaagain muppet! keep the faith!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 10:20 AM

back to the top you little bugger!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 11:23 AM

I think this thread is becoming abusive and is blatant propaganda for extreem lifestyles and should be closed!! Dont you realise that you are simply feeding this mans megalomania every time you send it to the top of the list? I wish I had never started it now.







Oh bugger, now look what I have done!!!!!!! Back to the top again!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 11:26 AM

thanks bassic! i will start an east yorkshire flamenco thread when I've worked out how to do it! hope to see you in marlborough next thursday.



                      paco de lucia is god 99 !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 11:46 AM

No.....P.Diddy is god, followed closely by Ludacris....

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Wotcha
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 01:30 AM

An authentic Flamenco venue in Stuttgart, Germany is El Cortijo. The local players are from Andalucia and Mexican American is not appreciated -- in fact one of the players pulled a switchblade when an LA-based visitor yelled "arriva" and "Under-lay" (ph.). So be warned but enjoy!

Cheers,

Brian

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 04:02 AM

If anyone ever shouted "underlay" at me, I'd have them carpeted.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 04:44 AM

el ted where's me marmite thread you promiced me

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 05:25 AM

what's it meant by the term 'underlay'???

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 05:43 AM

Well Sweetfire.....there was this cartoon series about a Mexicam Mouse from about the middle of the last centuary called "Speedy Gonzales". Speedy was a very quick mouse, a bit like "Billy Whizz".........What?.......who was "Billy Whizz"? Well, Billy Whizz was a cartoon character for British comics Either Beano or Dandy, cant remember which, from the middle of the last cent.......What?........... What was Beano and Dandy? Oh................erm............tell you what, just ask your Dad, it will save a lot of time!! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 04:04 AM

don't worry about it tot's. you'd have to be in your late fifties to understand what bassic is on about! see you on wed for spring bank tavern, and we ought to try marlborough on thurs.
            thanks for pm on thread set up john from hull.
          hang on muppet, a couple more years of practice and i'll do marmite thread,

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 08:44 AM

no, tell me now, i want to know, what is an "underlay"?

(ooo, can ya hear the feet stamping!!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 08:52 AM

sophia,
       you are letting these pogs lower the tone of my thread!we should be having high minded discussions on the regional nuances of flamenco. ie fandangos de huelva say, as opposed to the madrid version.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 09:02 AM

answer my question and i will...

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 09:07 AM

i don't know! ask me about flamenco!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 09:12 AM

but uncle Gordon said you would tell me.....

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 09:28 AM

you got me pm yet dad? not sure if ya gunna like it tho.....

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 09:34 AM

read it and replied dude! minor trifle!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Harri Watts Band
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 08:07 AM

Mick Tomlinson Experience are you available 28 October to partake in a acoustic musical evening (next to a real imitation coal fire)with our good selves. It is crying out for a hint of Flamenco and sweetfires vocal chord.
City Hotel (Hull city centre near guildhall) 9pm start.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 08:35 AM

thanks for keeping the most intelligent thread at the top dave.
   is this a one off or a regular thing?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Harri Watts Band
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 09:01 AM

It will be a one off if were playing !!!
We may do it every other week depends on how it goes and our other commitments ie: tour of the states, supporting Ossie Osborne on his latest tour, and our councelling sessions. The arrival of some new real ales would also smooth the path to future playing

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 09:22 AM

stick a note onthe punch the horse page and try and get some of them to toddle along

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 10:21 AM

ooooo, i'm playin somewhere different...can't wait. is the 28 nxt tue?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 10:27 AM

tuesday it is tot's, but your mother might have different ideas about you out yet again during the week

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 08:49 AM

no it's the holidays so she doesn't care

so there!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 08:49 AM

yo fans,
       tuesday 28th, city hotel, opposite guildhall, i will be making a guest appearance at the acoustic night there hosted by the harri watts band.i hope this is enough notice for all you american catters who intend to pop over to hear me. programme: alegrias.rondena. zambra and colombianas. ENJOY!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 09:36 AM

It's probably "Andalay!" and not "underlay."

We do flamenco here in Idaho, especially up in the Northern part. The loggers, especially. They have a few beers, get the ol' gutbucket going, and started dancin' flamenco in their caulked boots.

If you don't know what caulks are, they're like sharpened hobnails and are used to get good grip when you're riding schoolmarms and slicks and things downriver.

Anyway, they get to flamenco dancin', usually on each other and anyone else who butts in or looks like they might. The ol' gutbucket's a twangin', maybe an accordion's goin', and the joint is really jumpin' and the blood is flowin', and the next day the bartender hoses the place out, picks up the teeth, eyes, ears and other assorted parts, and generally makes the place ready for more flamencoin'.

Is it like that with el ted & co.? By the way, I can set up a gig in, say, McCall or Ketchum if you'd like to flamenco up there.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 09:54 AM

hello rapaire,
             at last! a mud person who understands! things tend to be a little more restrained in flamenca de la east yorkshire, the most that happens is our nostrils may flare slightly from time to time.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 10:38 AM

There was a flamenco wuman in town last week, dancing in the park, queens gardens, it was headlines in local paper, and a picture was on front page, said something like "FLAMENCO WUMAN DANCES IN HULL!".

it was something to do with that bloke from the pet shop, i think he helped organise it or something.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 11:23 AM

yes i saw it john, she wasn't a dancer. it was some t'council charade to do with turning hull into a "top ten city"

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 01:05 PM

el ted, then it ain't real flamenco. It's a bunch of poseurs who like to wear tight pants and high-heeled shoes. And that finger-snapping stuff don't hold a candle to a flamencoin' logger all caught up in the dance who puts his fist in someone's teeth. And as for castenets -- hereabouts the clickin' is done between bone and brass knuckles.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 08:53 PM

heloo.john
ps=i was going to write sumething here, but i fogot waht it was.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 08:03 AM

Dear Rapaire
            what you and your chums get up to isn't flamenco, it's MORRIS DANCING! i bet you all shower together afterwards as well don't you!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 08:13 AM

Nah, el ted, it ain't Morris dancing. That's what the cowboys teach the tenderfeet; it's named after Morris Percival Smythe-Withers and is done to the tune of .45 Colts (or, for fancy footwork, machine pistols).

It's flamenco. If one of the loggers tied a hanky to his or her wrist and started waving it around everybody'd leave the bar, afraid of the clientele such would attract. Besides, Morris dancing was originally some sort of British fertility rite and nobody's got pregnant yet (from the dance, I don't know about other things). So it's flamenco.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 08:28 AM

touche mesurier!
               I'VE obviously wasted a lot of years studying guitarists from the south of spain, when really i should have just moved to idaho for the real thing!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Bassic
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 09:06 AM

Mudchat Tutorial for el ted.

1   Scroll to the very top of the page

2   To the right of the Mudcat logo is a box that says "Quick links"

3   Click on the down arrow to open the list.

4   Click once on Mudchat(?)and it will turn blue and fill the box at the top and close the menu. The figure in the (?) will tell you how many people are currently in the chat room.

5   Click on "Go". This will open a new page (takes a few seconds)

6   The centre of the screen will be filled with a large grey box
titled ENTER MUDCHAT

7   When getting started you can ignore the information in the box, just scroll down bellow the box and if there is anyone in the room their names will be listed, you can then decide if you wish to enter the room to chat to the people that are listed as being there.

8   To enter the chat room propper, scroll back up from the list of participants and click on the "EnterMudChat" button in the large grey box.

9   This will get you into the room propper.

10 On the right of the screen you will see the list of Mudcat Members currently in the room in the Blue Box, your name will be highlighted in BOLD type.

11 On the left is the large space which contains the live messages and conversations being posted in real time.

12 To put something on that screen and join in a conversation just type what you want to say in the narrow white box along the bottom of the screen. Click once on the box with your mouse if you dont see the blinking line at the left of that box. Your typed words will start to appear there.

13 You can type a medium length sentence, more will be lost. When you are happy with what you have written then press return/enter on your keyboard and it will be posted on the large white box with the other messages. Use the back key to edit BEFORE you press return because once return is pressed then that is it!

14 When you want to leave then click on the "LOG OFF" button and then close the window in the usual way.

15 You should also always use the "LOG OUT" function in the Quick Links every time you finnish using Mudcat.

There are other features of MudChat to explore but the above should get you started. The most popular times for MudChat are between about 9.30pm and 1am UK time. There are occasionally people on at other times but not very often.

Have fun!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 11:07 AM

ta gordon, but after much debate, i think that's too damn complicated. ps good to hear you sing last night!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Oct 03 - 08:32 PM

yesm, good singing, and good guitar playing from el ted, 9 el ted plays spanish songs on his gitar9
plenty of good stuff therre, like block in the corner singing richard thomson songs, and christy moor songs, the one about the lawnmower [ride on], etc.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 04:30 AM

yes that christy moore song about the virtues of a good quality "sit on" lawnmower seems to have been mis interperated by the folk world as some sort of dirge about loss,horses etc, when as we all now he had simply bought himself a damn fine qualcast and wanted to sing about it!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 04:50 AM

dad, do some work....you spend far too much time on here...!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 07:22 AM

you are right. but it's dinner time now so i'm going to prat about on mud for a bit.
                   the true path

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 08:39 PM

el ted time to let this thread die me owld son!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 03:32 AM

i disagree john. how else would my fans know that i am playing at " the city hotel " near the guildhall tonight?
                  AND, so far the thread police have left me alone, despite the fact that on my last post i was slightly rude about a christy moore song.sacrilege to folkies!!
                why don't you start your own thread' say' "smallpipes r us" 9
                   the true path

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 04:14 AM

El Ted

What is happening at the City Hotel tonight ?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 04:27 AM

acoustic night hosted by harri watts band (gtr/violin) "the flatmates" will play (gtr/gtr) mick tomlinson due too,(harmonica) and sundry other bods hopefully, kick off at 9 pm. do pop along G string. do you play?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 04:39 AM

Yes ted I understand but this is in the BS section if you want to advertise your gigs you should start a new thread in the music section. And you should explain who all of these wombats you talk about are.

Smallpipers R us

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 05:09 AM

ooooooooooooh!!!!! get her! what does BS stand for anyway? it is getting confusing though, because harri watts band now have their own thread, and i suspect "the flatmates" will follow suit.
               the true path

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 05:16 AM

Congrats el ted in reaching 100, long may this thread continue.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 05:20 AM

muppet, i thank you!!! smallpiper played right into my hands there and allowed me to reach the magic number! my work here is done!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 05:30 AM

I am local unfortunately cant make tonight will try another Tuesday later, that makes 101 on this thread also

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 05:32 AM

Playing into your hands Ted... you should know better! BS = Bull Shit!
Smallpipers are wee

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 05:58 AM

good man G string. check the thread - "harri watts band tour dates" for updates. we also at spring bank tavern every wednesday, there is always a good turn out for that one.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 06:01 AM

ps: also try "hull folk and a coo stick club" for details of the session at the marlborough club off chants ave

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 29 Oct 03 - 03:20 AM

hello fans!
          last night's programme at the city hotel was -
                      alegrias. colombianas. sevillanas.
                      zambra.guijiras.fandangos. tarantas.
                      bulerias.
                  the true path!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,harri watts band
Date: 29 Oct 03 - 08:27 AM

Thanks Ted from flaming flamenco land you have listened to everthing we have taught you, forgotten it, and played like a gudan

Sofia what more can we say apart from projection excellento con brio

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 29 Oct 03 - 08:37 AM

thank you harri watts band. i know you realised that i forgot the middle section of the colombianas,but i don't think anyone else noticed.mum's the word eh?!! excellent sound from your PA too by the way!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 31 Oct 03 - 04:01 AM

Yes...it lives!

There ya go dad back to the top again....heh heh heh

Have you cooled off yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 31 Oct 03 - 05:19 AM

el tot's
       thanks for that. yes, I'VE cooled off, in fact I feel curiously flat! not inclined to play much at the moment and i will not play in front of tim's lot again! the man is too arrogant to apologise and that's what makes me boil.no reason for you not to see lisa though   
                   the true path

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 31 Oct 03 - 07:22 AM

Oh heck !!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 31 Oct 03 - 07:27 AM

thanks everyone, but it's time this page slipped gracefully into the sea. adios my little thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 31 Oct 03 - 09:57 AM

err, some how i don't think so dad! We've put alot into keeping this thread alive, even if it just to drive SP mad, we are not give up now. so there!
The true path.....forever.
El tots xx

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 31 Oct 03 - 02:48 PM

Ted (El), it's only fair to tell you that I love you. There, I've said it. I hope no one's listening. As you know life goes on and, even if this thread dies you will continue to aspire to greatness in the eyes of all - apart from Tim. Great artists have always been temperamental and some just mental. Even I hate Hull Kingston Rovers and Arsenal. Ted (El), you have a calling. The 'True Path'. Pursue it relentlessly and the rewards shall be great. Relinquish it now and you will be swept along the path of steel strings and PA systems!

Let that be a warning to you the next time you make us an offer for our gear.

By the way, what happened Man?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,World Flamenco EGM
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 04:08 AM

AGENDA:
EL Ted

We ALL love you El Ted, it is not right to relinquish your journey down the True Path. The local councel, B & Q, or any irish tarmacadam gang would only be to pleased to help with your PATH.
You only need to ask.

Keep plucking

Live long and prosper

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 03:38 AM

ok fans ,i realise that this is the true thread. punch the what?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 05:46 AM

sigh......... sweatfire you are way too late to drive me anywhere!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 05:56 AM

no small***, you will see it's not to late.......

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 05:59 AM

what are you two talking about? please remember this is a high minded thread. all drivel should be directed to the punch the horse thread!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 06:39 AM

A high minded thread! So why are you here el ted? ;-)

Sweatfart it is way way way too late because you can't drive a mad person mad or even madder they only get sane, terribly terribly sane and then they become really really scary!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 08:34 AM

I'm a girl and you are a man.....i could easily drive you to the point of no return....wherever that is...!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 08:41 AM

oh dear father what are you on about! this thread is just as low as PTH fred...

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 09:14 AM

In your dreams sweatpump not mine!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 11:45 AM

well one lives in hope. you missed the very lovely robin kaye last night at blue bell tots.AND the even lovelier les mates from lincoln who actually knew DIEGO DEL GASTOR.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 05:04 AM

he knew who??

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 05:24 AM

Do I sense renewed thread interest from Ted (El)? The 'True Path' is stronger then I thought. Live long and prosper.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 05:30 AM

i have to bat on derek, all the other threads are taste free zones! somebody sensible will find this thread sooner or later!
    see you at marlborough tomorrow.
                the true path!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 09:31 AM

I'm guessin later rather than sooner...

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 11:30 AM

hello fans! time to kiss goodbye to this thread. i will be setting up a new one shortly. adios!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 12:51 PM

Oh no you don't I'm going to keep this going just to teach you a lesson mr El Ted
from
El Yobo (and that really is my name!)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 03:17 AM

fair enough you daft sod! ok everyone, hello again to the thread that dare not speak it's name.see you about 6.30pm tot's for a bit of a practise, it,s about time we started to have them!
             tonight fans, at the marlborough club i will be playing a yamaha CG171SF. have a look at it on the yamaha site it is a good basic guitar for dragging round pubs.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Rave on
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 06:53 AM

I will be looking forward to soleares or farruca pieces on this cypress piece of wood and transparent pick guard !!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 06:57 AM

consider done oh he of little hair!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 07:09 AM

Come on el ted, lets make it upto 150 on this thread, can you do it

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:03 AM

thanks muppett, I'm sure we can."smallpipers r us" will ensure we reach 300! the true path!
    ps: i see your bloody marmite thread is still going, you are all nutters!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Light interlude
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:05 AM

"He's pulling him off, the Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"

(Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's
substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville,1992).

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:09 AM

Nutters???????? could be worse, could be a thread on 'is 42 really the ultimate answer to life, the universe & everthing?'

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:16 AM

lets face it muppett, marmite is god awful slime,

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:32 AM

They say marmite and peanut butter mixed is an aquired taste embellished with slices of cucumber, garlic and toe nail clippings in a BAP !!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:39 AM

dave,
    remove yourself from this thread this instant! the marmite thread you want is somewhere down in the deleted section! search for "nutcase threads.com.uk"

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:12 AM

Hey el ted are you little ted an big teds (you know the one that was always up to no good with that there Gemima minx)spanish cusin?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:19 AM

Come on el ted only 8 more to go can we do it today

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:21 AM

ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM

i

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:23 AM

this

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:23 AM

this

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:24 AM

fred

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:24 AM

is

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM

good...there we go 150!!! hehehe

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM

YES! 150 is mine!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:28 AM

HAHA, No dad, 150 was mine....!!!

and that was supposed to read 'i think this fred is good' so there.

9SP will be proud of me!)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 09:28 AM

Why stop now el ted lets go for 200

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Nov 03 - 04:14 PM

Ted
Who is going to ride on your cross bar ?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 05:18 AM

That was cheeting Sweetfire do some lines...... no not that kind of line girl!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 10:47 AM

Words and chords, words and chords. Thats what we need on a music thread. Not this endless dribble and competition for numbers. Get a grip and get a life. This is the first time I've ever been angry in my life. If it doesn't stop immediately I'll take up golf and try to get my handicap down.

Incidently Ted 6El9, The yamaha guitar sounded good. It must have been the fingers on the end of it.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 03:36 AM

thanks for that hand cranked,
                  yes the yamaha is a cheeky little guitar. for all followers of the true path the secret of the sound is to use D'addario normal tension strings.
                   on tuesday' i will treat you all to my Alhambra 9f guitar, which as you all know is strung with Savarez low tension strings.
         today's flamenco tip? try bulerias using Dm, E7,G6, F, Bb,A starting the Dm on beat 10.
                         enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:30 AM

oh no dad, you arent gunna play that bastard that never stays in tune are ya??? if so i'll play the other bastard that never stays in tune!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:17 AM

you heathen! since i posted i have found out the race tomorrow starts at 7pm, so i am unlikely to get to city hotel tot,s.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 09:04 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 09:14 AM

yo octopus squeezer,
                   did you just refresh this you bugger?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 09:36 AM

erm nope that was someone else under the guise of 'guest' not me. I was out taking the air the the time, honest guv'
el yobo

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 09:56 AM

no prob, you can buy me a small sherry on saturday though. spanish of course.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 11:46 AM

Got no muhuney will be bumming drinks off of me mate Anita!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 11:53 AM

i will have to buy you a small sherry then. will you be bringing an octopus with you?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:31 PM

Erm no its not a session its a PTH gig. I'm saving the octopus playing for new years eve (that is if pth have a gig and still want me to do my thing)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 03:17 AM

I am an old silly aren't I! I thought you squeaked along with them now and again.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:13 AM

dad, where is this thread bout me then? cant find it!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM

try here the sf Sweatpumps thread

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:33 AM

you must have a really really cheapo computer tot's! anyway, you have already sussed it's adam. are you coming to PTH on saturday?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:29 AM

yes if im not babysittin. see ya tonite, 8pm prompt.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:40 AM

why? you'll still be pratting in the bathroom!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:45 AM

dad, i only take 3hrs to get ready, and since i got in bout 4, you coming for me at 8 shall not be a problem!!! so be there on time!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM

*got = get

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:00 AM

Can we rename this the el ted family thread line?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:01 AM

if you really want...but the majority of people arent related to me or dad!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:05 AM

nobody has ears like us, do they tot's?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:45 AM

DAAAAADDDDD! stop it!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:57 AM

All right then the el ted family and similiar minded nutters (that includes folk like me then) thread line?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Old Town Minstrel
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:00 AM

Talking about ears, we now know why Prince Charles has big ears !!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:02 AM

wahey! thats a great thread name Muppett! now....how do you suppose we change it, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:03 AM

near enough for me muppet. surprised you didn't bag the 100th post on the harri watts band site. we will be seeing them tonight and can now titter away at their expense.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM

I wonder el ted and sweetfire do you ever actually talk to each other in places other than the cat? Perhaps the telephone or email or oh my gawd face to face.

I heard that sweetfire don't you tell me to shut up like that.... and that wasn't very lady like either!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM

er, your name isn't Tim dad....

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:11 AM

touche oh fruit of my loins. and yes john, we TALK ALL THE TIME! we meet several times a week we PM each other like mad, we text, we phone, it' too much really isn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:16 AM

dad is my mate as well as my dad so of course we talk other than on here, sweatpumps!!!! do you evertalk face to face with anyone SP, cause you on here just as much as we are.... x

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:21 AM

Dear Sweatsquib nope I never talk to people face to face except when I see them.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hrothgar
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 04:08 PM

Old Town Minstrel, it's because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

Git on yer bike.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:07 AM

Can we make it to the 200 mark today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:09 AM

lokking good muppet! it's your turn i think

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:22 AM

yep

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:22 AM

I THINK

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:23 AM

WE CAN DO IT

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:23 AM

OVER TO YOU

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:24 AM

el ted

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM

the

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:31 AM

true

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:32 AM

path

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:32 AM

muppet it's all yours

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:33 AM

YIPPEE CELEBRATION TIME COME ON !!!!!!!!!!!!! 300 HERE WE COME

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:35 AM

well done muppet, probarbly won't hit 300 today though!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:37 AM

Aye we can work t'other thread though,any road best get on with me day's work now, got a report to write up,(flippin eck).

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:00 AM

alrite you old women im here now, but as i explained last nite, must have done sumat wrong when i signed up so i cant find the other thread. can anybody tell me how to do a blue clicky, please?!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:04 AM

send a pm to octopus strangler. i can't do it

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 11:52 AM

this week's flamenco tip: take the traditional chord pattern of tarantas, and play in bulerias time! practise, because i will be asking questions on monday!
                      flamenco, the true path

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: harpmaker
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:10 PM

Welcome new `Catter el ted.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 04:39 AM

Flippen eck el ted wots appening I come back after the weekend & the thread almost vanished.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:04 AM

i took my eye off the ball on friday when mudcat crashed! AND i've found a few flamenco versions of mudcat, where i can post in detail to sensible people who follow the true path!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:28 AM

Talking t o yourself again then ted?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:33 AM

Sensible people ????????????

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:44 AM

yes, sensible people, people who know the true path! people who use the correct grammar, punctuation and spelling! it has been a breath of fresh air to discuss flamenco with like minded bods from all over the world!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:47 AM

oh get off ya soap box dad, your just as fucked up in the head as the rest of us... please, nobody try to deny it.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:55 AM

So int us ordinury foulk goood enuf t' tark t no more then ?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:58 AM

yeah, answer that one then ted?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:59 AM

of course you are darling! unfortunately the flamenco sites are somewhat humourless!! it's all very serious, and nobody talks about strangling seafood much

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:59 AM

Pray do tel el ted what is a Bod?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:04 AM

colloquialism for person.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:04 AM

Phew thank goodness for that el ted thought you'd been taken over by the mysterons.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM

where have you got that from SP?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM

This is this voice of the Mysterons, we know you can hear us el ted

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:09 AM

how well you know me muppet! my real name is Captain Beige with a hint of pink!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:10 AM

hahaha, your mad dad!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 07:55 AM

Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly .. 'Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!'

Oooppss wrong fred (or is it)!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 10:58 AM

from here el ted "yes, sensible people, people who know the true path! people who use the correct grammar, punctuation and spelling! it has been a breath of fresh air to discuss flamenco with like minded bods from all over the world!"
You said it now explain.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM

So el ted (or is it Captin Beige) does that mean you're almost indestructible ?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 12:34 PM

yes muppet, i am, but still very susceptable to draughts!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 12:36 PM

SP, why have you simply re written my earlier post? go up the page a bit and you'll see what i mean.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:55 PM

el ted I did not re-write it I copied it. But you still have not explained what a bod is... I know I'm being a bit of a stickler here but you started it mate!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:08 AM

squid sucker,
          you are losing the plot. a "bod" is a colloquialism for a person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:52 AM

Or beer from Manchester !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:53 AM

or half of a bodkin!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM

or Beautiful Onager David

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:00 AM

Ooppss meant to say Beautiful Olympian David

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:06 AM

I'n no loosing the plot my bhouy. So what is the consensus on what a Bod is; a person, the better half of a kin, a bear9hoi from t'uther side of hills or an idiot with delusions of grandeur?

answers on a postcard please.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:11 AM

a consensus isn't required. a bod is all things to all men, you fish throttler!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:15 AM

stop el ted or people will think we've fallen out!

Fine I accept that a bod is all things to all men.

(now i've booked the pipe band I've just got to findout where he lives and when he's most likely to have a hangover!)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:15 AM

SP: now you are talking see below;

http://www.afghansofgrandeur.com/

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:26 AM

ah the dogs bollox!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:30 AM

what was that g string? it looked suspiciously like an afghan fish fondling site! how much seafood can this man grope?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:11 AM

right thats war! lets see how far you can walk with a haddock up yer arse!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:11 AM

will it be a border haddock, or a northumberian fish? i understand they are played differently, and don't share the same repotoire.
       most people have fish in their freezer in order to eat them, you will no doubt see your's as a hoard of musical instruments!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:41 AM

Highland War Haddock to you boy!

Have you learned to play that there flamingo stuff without the dots yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:46 AM

oooo, this is gettin heated...please do continue....dad, what ya get to say to that then????

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:13 AM

this is most excellent! how about a haddock duel at dawn fish fondler? you bring your highland war haddock, and I'll bring my 9mm uzi submachine haddock and lets see who walks away in an unusual manner!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM

Just when its getting exciting, I have to go and .....

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:57 AM

muppet,
      fancy a race to 250?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 10:37 AM

Hiya el ted I'm back after having to actually do some work this morning yep I challenge you, over to you.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 10:40 AM

this should be 247

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 10:42 AM

no no it was 248!! this is 249! 250 will be yours

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 10:43 AM

Long live the thread & all those you thread on it, here's to next 250 hits

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 10:47 AM

muppet,
      you are a dude of most excellent fancy! congrats on the 250. haddock face will be pleased!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Yipeeee
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:00 AM

Excellent ive done it 252, heres to 352 and 452 and .....

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:05 AM

well done guest, you've put us back above all those political "bush" related threads!
             as dear old frank zappa said - "it doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in"
                  the true path!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:12 AM

Anyone know how many shopping days it is to Whitby week?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Yipeeee
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:13 AM

HPB grows "BUSH"es in his allotment

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:18 AM

just been down the BS page, and there's 6 "bush" related threads. i wonder if we aren't on a "botanists are us" site!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:38 AM

Or Ann Summers site !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:55 AM

Despite my name I love bushes and fish and birds and s ...........

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:06 PM

what happened to this thread! it's got very surreal. anybody got a flamenco related question for me ? no? oh bugger!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:36 PM

Did you get an invite ?

"With 'Luminaria', Juan Diego shows that you don't need technical wonders to reach the soul". Moraíto hit the nail on the head. Sensitivity outweighs filigree on the album with which Juan Diego makes his début. And that might be why the ceremony was so scented with emotionality at which the Jerez-born guitarist presented his début album at Villavicencio Palace in Jerez de la Frontera on the night of November 13th, 2003. The guitarist appeared before his hometown supported by Moraíto Chico and José Mercé.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM

I think it's about time me and you had a little talk dave...im beginning to worry about you, seriously...

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:48 PM

Dear El Ted

You forget me owld son that I am imune to fish things, also that I am a hooligan of the first order and don't have to make up a spanish sounding name for mesel. Now I have a serious question about Flamingo playing...why?

Yours
el yobo

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:00 PM

Well Penny thinks it's sexy....that's one resaon....

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:32 PM

Sex has got a lot to answer for. 'I rattled my marracas, blah, blah, blah.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:38 AM

dave
    i didn't know you had it in you! where did you read about moraito? he is a guitarist of most excellent fancy

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:23 AM

Ted

In the Holderness Gazette, excellent periodical !!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:34 AM

Stop reading the other threads el ted and lets get this one upto 300

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:37 AM

Or even get the 'nutters' thread to 100

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:47 AM

muppet,
      agreed. let's show squid squeezer what we're made of! i see bloody marmite is back on the BSpage again. i would like to volunteer to join the thread police so i could delete these silly, non flamenco threads!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:38 AM

Well ok then as long as this one continues

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:44 AM

oh course it will mupps! mudcat know a good thread when they see one. i bet they are all sat there in north america willing us on to reach 300.
       i bet they are particularly pleased to see punctuation, paragraphs etc used in our thread.some of the other threads need deciphering never mind interperating!
                        the true path!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:53 AM

what does deciperhering mean oh great one?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:57 AM

to try and work out a long dead language without even knowing the alphabet it is based on.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:59 AM

Is it something to do with putting petrol back into petrol tanks using a length of tube ?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:50 AM

whaaattt?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:35 AM

You syphon petrol out of a tank, so isn't deciphering the opposite (OK ITS SPELT DIFFERENT)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:58 AM

we've been surprisingly fish free today have'nt we chaps? i wonder if a small fishing boat has landed at barton, full to the brim with fresh musical instruments! i bet i know who's at the front of the queue fighting for the best squid!
                anyway flamenco fans, i shall be playing at the spring bank tavern tonight. my programme will begin with a "cantinas" by Manita De Plata.
                   the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:07 AM

Just carry on digging pink wading bird player!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:12 AM

there he is! was it a good catch john?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:23 AM

like I said keep digging boy!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:35 AM

Right I'm off home now, el ted & smallpiper I leaving it you to get to 300 by the time I come back tomorrow

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:41 AM

you part timer, it's obvious that you work for t'council

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:45 AM

I wonder if we'll ever tire of reading this entire thread over and over again?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:49 AM

nope, i love it!keep it coming TC you are bringing us nearer to the magic 300!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:25 PM

Well what do you know Mr Curtis?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 03:22 AM

keep the faith fishy boy, we ought to let thornton get post no300

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:21 AM

Well tc if you do tire there's plenty more threads to try out, so wot's your veiw on the price of a cup of tea in cafes these days. wot about the rest of you out there, I think it's mad, just had to pay 70p for one!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:24 AM

in old money that's fourteen shiilings! 288!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:32 AM

EE 14 shillings I remember when 14 shillings were 14 shillings

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:02 AM

14 shillings is and always has been 14 shillings, however in real terms whats it worth now? a cup of tea! I blame flamingo players personally and them there other peeps in that there europe.... now there's a question for you when did the European Economic Community stop being the Common Market?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM

that's one for ted heath, not a high minded flamenco thread such as this! as an aside, my spanish chums are chuffed to buggery to be in the EEC because they have pumped huge amounts of money into spain

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:37 AM

as have british tourists.Don't get me wrong elisimus tedarmus I am actually in favour of a federal europe.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:56 AM

i am too, as long as-
1) we keep the pound.
2) everyone else in europe has to learn english.
3) we got back to imperial weights and measures.
4) prince charles is crowned king of europe.
5) we get shot of the french.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:50 AM

So el ted what could get with 14 shillings when you were a lad?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:51 AM

nowt - they hadn't been invented when he was a lad they were still using groats

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:53 AM

sorry about the typo that should have been Goats not groats. He still hasn't got over the demise of the barter system

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:01 AM

steady as we go boys and girls! this should be post 298, i want to save 300 for TRUMPTON CRISP if he's out there, so count carefully

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:01 AM

What number post is this then?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:07 AM

STOP. STOP. STOP. ! THIS IS 299, WAIT FOR TRUMPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:09 AM

EAT MY SHORTS! 300 IS MINE!! ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:32 AM

What happened to the deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:40 AM

I got greedy! power mad me! sorry muppet but NO WAY was that nasty little man going to get 300! AND i could'nt trust the rest of the nutters out there to restrain themselves! clever or what! EAT MY SHORTS!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 10:14 AM

Any clues yet

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 10:16 AM

PM to follow mupps,gripped and sorted!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 04:21 AM

Does anybody want to buy a photocopier....?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 04:25 AM

Aye the one we've got here at work has got a mind ofit's own, hey there's a thread we could start up frustrating photocopying stories. By the way whats the latest on the moron hunt?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 05:17 AM

I was becoming a little concerned that this particular informed jewel of a thread had somehow lost its mass-appeal to the wider musical world.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 05:39 AM

I'm having a spot of trouble with my Chalfonts.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:46 AM

hey muppet,
          trumton crisp does exist! i looked up on a map and it,s a tiny rat hole of a town just over the humber bridge.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:12 AM

To save you four from the necessity of taxing your minds too much, I have taken the liberty of suggesting the following series of responses. It matters not who posts which response because the musical community will be hanging onto your every word, imagining that they were you and sharing in the hilarity.   

Crikey

thornton you are a git, (punctuate as you see fit)

Blimey

Are we at 400 yet?

No, but we are all absolutely BONKERS!!!!

What fun!!!

He he

I'll put a "9" in for a laugh

Nice one

Yeah, nice one

Ha ha

He he

Where's john9

Probably eating cury in the cury ship

Ho ho – nice one – are we COMPLETELY mad or what?

Yes – we are all LOOONIES!!!

He he


That should take you up to half past three. After which time, who knows - someone might actually contribute something hopefully by way of a stern rebuke for perpetuating the most vacuous series of exchanges since the dawn of time.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:19 AM

i am quietly confident that we should reach 350 by tuesday at this rate!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,sweetfire
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:26 AM

sod of TC you r making us look bigger twats than we are

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:37 AM

worry not tot's. what's more important is the fact that pete's sales figures look like they are down again.
                   don't forget i need dereck's hat back for spring bank tavern on wednesday

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Crisp
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:54 AM

actually folks, I,m just jealous of you all, because I know you all are bloody good musicians!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:56 AM

Sweetfire, I regard myself as capable and able man but I do not consider that I am any match to the impossible task that you infer I am attempting. I would prefer to leave that particular objective firmly in the hands of those who have so clearly developed expertise in this particular area, as evidenced in this lamentable series of exchanges - exchanges that have delighted so many of us for so long.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:02 AM

Cancel my last post, on reflection. I really am a self opinionated dick aren't I?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

Cheers TC, for your contributions, I prefer the following;

No but we are all absolutley BONKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

hO ho nice one are completely mad or what

Yes we are all LOONIES

Any other suggestions

Oh by the way what are your views on the ABC Model of evaluation, I'm in the middle of writing up a report and I'm struggling for inspiration, any thoughts?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:08 AM

I think I am too much of an arsehole to offer any meaningful comment muppett

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:11 AM

wow! a self confessed arsehole! hold tight ladies ,we might get 350 today with shithead's help

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM

Muppett, I have no particular thoughts to share with you, save for stressing the importance of correct punctuation.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:33 AM

OOPS; I:m very, sorry. I will watch/ out' in future~

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:36 AM

is it me, or is TC not making a whole lot of sesnse today?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:44 AM

WOW - You know this is POSITIVELY the most BONKERSEST thread in the history of the 'Cat!!! We are ALL raving nutters he he he!!! Loonies!! look - a fish: put it on my head - Ta da!! FISH HAT!!!!!

Bet no-one else has ever started a thread with such mad, mad, mad NUTTERS in!! Fibble!!!!

He he he!!!! It's like MADFEST 2003, this. Bloody nutters us. You should see us when we go out!!!   Mayhem I tell you. good natured though - but Mad, Mad, Mad!!!!   HA HA HA!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:53 AM

that's 323. any takers for 350?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:55 AM

sorry, that should be 324

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:59 AM

Er, the earlier GUESTsweetfire was not me sophia.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:03 AM

I'll take 325 then if I may. I am a tosspot really are'nt I?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM

hiya tots,
         this is absolutely surreal isn't it? 350 is looking like a dead cert today!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:11 AM

yeah i get ya dad.

mmm, maybe, Muppett...where are ya dude???

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:14 AM

Here I am still struggling with this bl**dy report

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:17 AM

nearly the weekend ladies, are you ready for this weeks flamenco tip? good! to play bulerias as stylo campera - DON'T play beats 11 and 12. they should be silent. ok with that fans?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:49 AM

Stuff the report, someone talk to me before I go home for the Weekend

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:49 AM

eh tot's,
          how about changing our stage name to "trumpton crisp" like it?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:02 AM

ELLO anyone out there?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:07 AM

nope, i'm off to the moors in 5 minutes, but hang on mupps, trumpton may be around.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:27 AM

Well I'm off 2, Otley tonight, Huddersfield tomorrow, see all monday for the pust to 350. BFN

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 04:52 AM

Good morning everyone. This may not appear to be relevant at first sight, but after years of self abuse I have developed wrists like the mighty oak.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 05:10 AM

You'll be after my name next.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 02:36 PM

No it's ok you can keep your name...cause, er, i wouldn't say your name was exactly appropriate for a girl...!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 02:39 PM

...and that's in more ways than one too.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 03:31 AM

looks like nasty little trumpton's only true friend is his right hand!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 04:19 AM

OOO, that's evil dad!!! hehe...i like it!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 04:37 AM

GOOD MORNING everyone out there in Mud Cat land I see You've been on the 2 threads, wonder what today will bring.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 04:38 AM

Good morning to you too Muppett, you sound happy today...any reason why?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 04:45 AM

It's a sunny morning and it's pay day tomorrow

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM

mmmm...sunny...not sure bout that! well it's pay day on friday for me...only 4 mo' days to go!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:25 AM

Ello,
       by eck spend a day actually doing what I'm payed to do and it all goes quite out there,even the mysterious TC belts up.Come on WAKE UP!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:45 AM

I'm half awake, does that count?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:45 AM

it won't be long muppet. judging by the posts on the other threads his mum has taken the boxing gloves off! he is posting away like mad but i bet his keyboard is sticky!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:46 AM

it's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 350 is mine

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:50 AM

Well done el ted, right I've got to go and some work, I expect the thread to be nearing 400 when I get back, so come on chaps & chapesess and TC, chop chop.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,THE GROVE
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 07:00 AM

Hay you lot been reading this thread recently, could TC be Dave Kidman in drag?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 07:09 AM

Not sure The Grove el ted what do you think?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 07:48 AM

I have lost the plot! this is some sort of beverley injoke that i'm not in on.i tell you what though muppet, we are getting closer to unmasking thornton twat.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:23 AM

I've lost the plot now, beverley in joke, Whaaaaaaaaaat!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:13 AM

oh yeah, 400 is near....whatever!!! it's like 40 posts away! as if we'd get it by today, can you lot do math?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM

Why not sweetfire, come on we CAN DO IT

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:51 AM

This thread is full of bloody rubbish you lot are a disgrace (Thornton Curtis Rule ko)

Right well thats one more towards your goal.

Hey Sweetfire... how's your belly for spots then?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:53 AM

hmmmmmm!!!! smallpiper disappears, trumpton crisp arrives. trumpton disappears, smallsquid returns. coincidence?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM

I would never ever use such a crap alias elus tedisimus!
I think thats a full circle!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 11:11 AM

the net closes then! I will find out who it is.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 04:41 AM

WAKEY WAKEY YOU LOT WE'RE SLIPPING AGAIN, what's today'sthought of the day el ted?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 07:49 AM

Er, you've said that to me before haven't you john? Are you askin me how im doin? If so...well i'm about to pull my hair out!

Hows you these days?? xx

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 11:34 AM

By eck it's quite out there in mud cat land, waz arp, are you all Xmas shopping or looking f'TC OR SUMMAT?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Chornton Hurtis
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 11:01 AM

eddi keep eye on ball lad nalay fel of end

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 05:24 AM

are you local?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: s6k
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:14 AM

This is a local thread for local people, therell be no 400th post here

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:16 AM

mmm, wanna bet adam?

argh, ive got a politics test next. anybody wanna swop places wit me?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: s6k
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:17 AM

no

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:22 AM

oorrr, pleeaaassse! i'm sooo gunna fail i know it.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:23 AM

keep the noise down or the folk police will descend again!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:25 AM

ooo, handcuffs..!!! HEHEHE

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:38 AM

sorry, i'll control mycen now.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:40 AM

stop posting sophia!!! we are not allowed!! use PM'S!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 10:11 AM

cause we're allowed to post, it's our bloody thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 10:12 AM

sorry, that shoud have said 'course'

it' been a long day. n i did fail my test.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 12:33 PM

That's extra revision for you then!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 04:15 AM

9

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 04:25 AM

yeah SP, i now not what to do!

hows ya belly for spots anyway?

9hehe)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 04:26 AM

bugger, i should have said 'i now know not what to do'

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 04:38 AM

morning tot's,

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 04:51 AM

I forgot to mention my new beard, some of you expressed concern as to it's progress. I can't be arsed to PM you all back, but suffice to say it is now luxuriant!
                  I looked devishly handsome yesterday when the sunlight hit it on't moors. any way, cheers for your interest.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 05:03 AM

Some one should make a new thread="welcome el teds new beard"
i;d do it meself, but i'm just going to Skeletons, to get my breakfast.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 05:25 AM

I agree, you can't have too many threads. you saw my beard yourself on saturday john, did it not strike you as a bit on the gorgeous side?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: s6k
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 07:55 AM

I wouldnt mind seeing this beard! if its as good as you say it is, and if it has caused this much controversy, surely it must be something really worth seeing!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 07:58 AM

saturday? what did you do sat dad? except for run round for me in cott? hehe, thanx for the lifts dads...i meant i didnt have to bike.

and yes your beard does look good dad, the grey bits match your hair now! hehehe

i think daves growin one, now he looks gorgeous. which im sure you'll all agree!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 08:04 AM

ok, it's my turn now...reckon we can get 400th post today?

Anybody know the what number of the longest running thread is?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 08:30 AM

bumped into j9hn in jacksons with francesca.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 08:42 AM

This should be about 390?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 09:10 AM

cheers GUEST.

ahh, i see dad.

callin, harri watts....are you guys goin on wednesday?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 09:28 AM

send a PM to hand-pulled boy tots, that's dave's name on this ever so friendly lovely lovely site!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 10:48 AM

no thats derek isn't it? dont forget to bring the lovely lovely hat!

dad, can you have chess on fri nite instead of sat so we can go to nellies sat nite...please! I 'm gettin xcited bout it already!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 10:53 AM

no. penny is down, and i have flamenco do to attend. get dave and his new beard to take you. PM me if you want to chew it over.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,harri watts
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 12:02 PM

We will be all present and correct on Wednesday at SBT, if my wonderful daughter has not dragged me to London, you know what daughters are like with their persuasion tactics.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 04:40 AM

Eh up you lot I see we're all talking again on this thread, that's nice to see, how yer all didling?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 04:42 AM

But where's t'other thread, I can't find it. (the like minded nutters one)

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 04:51 AM

hello to our bradford division. keep your head down and type quietly and we mightget to 400 without being thorntoned by our folky chum.i ought to say something sensible here so that our very own ''moderator'' might approve,but bollocks to the south bank i can't think of anything.
                   My beard is coming on awfully well now though.stuff the other thread,we just get hassle if we use two.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 05:56 AM

I don't think the really nasty one was one of our lot, Ted. The original postings were just a bit of a giggle, I'm sure. Nobody I know would have done the shirty ones, mate. Promise you that.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 05:58 AM

ta for that pete you have just got me closer to 400.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 06:00 AM

it's mine! 400 IS mine!! eat my shorts, my work here is done!! adios.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 06:00 AM

Oh, 400 by the way.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 06:01 AM

Damn you.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:32 AM

Well done at reaching 400 posts. Why not leave this thread alone and start the beard thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 11:01 AM

heloo, weres the beard threadd, i cant see it.john

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 01:22 PM

I would say congrat. dad but im afraid i cant hide my disappointment in not being able to say that it was i who reached the 400th post. I am now going to consolidate one's emotions by eatin the entire contents of my advent calendar.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 02:58 AM

Beard's are like the environment; very fragile. They are at the discretion of the one you love. They are another source of DNA when in uncompromising situations. Believe me, I shave mine all of the time but it just re-appears. The question is 'Are they on the True Path'? Will Ted 6El9 be recognised in Seville or Blue Bell for that matter? Penny's smile gave it all away!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: sweetfire
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 08:58 AM

Did you enjoy your little self last night then hand pulled? Where was the other half to your duo? I actually had a really good time, and i didnt sulk too much when it was time go!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 11:13 AM

SP - I was in London auditioning for Swan Lake - result being - I fell in and the costume wouldnt fit.
El Ted - I have some fertiliser left from my garden do you need it for your beard, it worked wonders for our hair.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: harpmaker
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 04:04 PM

hello everybody, and el tred

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 02:43 AM

Good morning harp luthier and welcome. Glad you could string along. A good tip for this thread is not to get too serious as abuse is rife, especially from the spanish division. Now what did you want to say?????

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,Paws for thought
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 04:14 AM

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza or curry.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:12 AM

Beer and beards, an excellent combination!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 04:33 AM

Flippin eck el ted I goes away for a few days and you let the thread almost dissapear, come on stop playing wi yer beard and where are you sweetfire and rest of the gang, WAKEY, WAKEY!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 05:06 AM

Letting this thread die is the answer to your question Muppett.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: muppett
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 05:49 AM

Oh OK then bye, bye

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 09:41 PM

Goodbye thread. It was a pleasure.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Sweetfia
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 06:33 AM

You silly man, postin on it only keeps ot alive!

Or was that the joke?

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 04:24 PM

It was a team effort then.

Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted
From: GUEST,TEAM
Date: 13 Dec 03 - 11:36 AM

T-hread
E-nds
A-t
M-idnight

Oh shit up it goes again...