BS: 'Virus' alert

Subject: BS: 'Virus' alert
From: Dave Masterson
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 08:45 AM

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive
WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any
other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!

This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into
contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends, and go
straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the
antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your
system.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize
that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected
and that WORK already controls your life. REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Virus' alert
From: nickp
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 10:32 AM

Oh so true.....

Subject: RE: BS: 'Virus' alert
From: Mr Red
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 03:22 PM

Yea I caught for that one this year and got the added bonus of W@nker taking control of everything. You don't want chapter or verse - it don't scan, don't rhyme and the only reason I have deduced is ego-central.

I takes the money and walks away.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Virus' alert
From: kendall
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 06:49 AM

I have a sure fire program that works well against this insidious pest. It's called retirement.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Virus' alert
From: Tam the Bam (Nutter)
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 12:33 PM

Where I come from anyone who goes to WORK is a local celeberty.

And you hear the cries and the gnashing of teeth of the women and men folk who live in the area.

Tom

Subject: RE: BS: 'Virus' alert
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 12:58 PM

My father got hit by the WORK virus way back in the 1960's, before computer viruses were even officially recognized, and he has not recovered to this day! His private life is nonexistant, and he has no real friends as far as I know, only business associates.

I would like to add a warning regarding several other insidious and almost incurable viruses that are out there, in addition to WORK and W@nker...

TV

Mudc@tting

surfing@internet

self@buse

[e-mail]

rom@[e-mail]

It's dangerous out there!

By the way, I think the original post that started this thread will make Shane (Blind DRunk in Blind River) very happy. It is his whole philosophy in a nutshell.

- LH