Punch The Horse - November fred

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:29 PM

You will have to ask her yoursell Axeman. Mrs Ossonflags absolutly refuses to have anything to do with this drivel - it takes all her patience to have anything to do with me !!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:30 PM

Thats twice you have done that to me !!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:31 PM

I can believe that.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:35 PM

Hey ! This makes a change from the elteddo and sweetfire monopolising this thread, don't it?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Willa
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:53 PM

This do, el ted?
Note the t shirt.
http://www.mudcat.org/photos/photo_page.cfm?file_name_sent=ossonflags

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:21 PM

Is that your handbag i see there osson????

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM

I'm the pretty one in the background.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM

Hey I took that Photo!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:39 PM

i'd give yourself a pat on the back for that effect Sp....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:18 PM

What a picture. Get those guys out of the way!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:21 PM

At least they have hair H-P Boy...

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:08 PM

A haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandd bag?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:45 AM

mick,
    nice picture, oakley's hair was rather long in those days wasn't it? was this picture taken in late 60's?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:07 AM

I thought I looked particularily cool and intresting.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:48 AM

I'm referring to the comment you made earlier on Mick

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Daithi
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:16 AM

Unbelievably, i have so far avoided suffering at the hands of messrs Oaklet etal (aka Pinch the Norse - some deviant racial abuse no doubt harking back to the days of the Viking invader in these parts). However I am at a loose end oon friday night and if you could confirm starting time i shall ssee if I can egt the ould truck to struggle up to Ferriby(?) to complete my education. D

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:38 AM

Splendid Dai - we'd love your company. The whole Danelaw thing turned into a bit of a damp squib round here, and most of us don't bother with the old viking ways. Watch your step in Worlaby, just up the road though.      

There - a sensible posting with mass-appeal. Not a patch though, on the fascinating exploits of El Ted and his three correspondants that has kept us so rivetted over the past few years.

Mrs Drinkall from number 21 is downstairs, reeking of Yardley and reading a People's Friend. I suspect that she may have been at the Emva Cream.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:02 AM

I do believe that pth gigs start at around 9 pm.

Oaklet what about Penelope and the Ice breaker???????

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:45 AM

I was under the impression it was Penelope and the Ice Breaker crew that was the cause celebre

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:18 AM

I think we may see you guys on Friday after we've gone to see Jarryd juggling & plate-spinning!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:19 AM

P.S...yes my dear husband I know what you're thinking, this is just a quick visit, I WILL GET ON WITH MY ESSAYS!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:32 AM

That was Colin Thompson.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:36 AM

That was Colin Thompsons' Wee Wifey who should be getting on with some work not messing with this sillyness

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:19 AM

Oh but she is Colin, first of all she will clean the house then do some shopping then her nails and eventually (ie the night before its due in) she will do her essay! ;-)

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 06:52 AM

Smallpiper
She does not have nails- bites them.CT

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:02 AM

well I suppose it keeps the food bill down!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:06 AM

Excuuuuuse me. I have writ an intriduction.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:28 AM

PS. Please get some milk on the way home sweetheart,the monster cow-juice imbiber has been at it again!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Q J L "East" Halton-Skitter
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:10 AM

This is becoming unbearable. I presume that this site does have a serious purpose. Forgive me, but when I read posts urging the procurement of small quantities of milk for personal consumption, I think it entirely understanable that I turn bright red, start to tremble and almost pop a kidney out of my arse, out of sheer fury.

I will be discussing this with Thornton Curtis and Melton Ross at the lodge this afternoon.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:43 AM

Your insides must be very strange if you can pop kidneys out of your arse, you could make a lot of money on japanese telly doing that so you could.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:50 AM

"Please get some milk on the way home sweetheart,the monster cow-juice imbiber has been at it again!" is the name of the number one country hit by that famous Lincolnshire band Penelope and the Ice breakers - who said this thread has nothing to do with music?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 10:06 AM

Smallpiper
Have you not heard their latest song `Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life`? CT

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 10:11 AM

Is that the follow on to "The Devil he's a stoking them fires for you, repent milk drinkers, repent!"?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 02:56 AM

Punch the Horrses will be playing ay the "Hope and Anchor" South Ferriby Tonight - Oakley will be on't fiddle and I may sing a song or two if he lets me(See earlier in thread for instructions how to get there)
I shall not be sporting a handbag tonight.

Hope you can make it Karen and Colin it seems all of a festival ago since I have had the pleasure of your company.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 03:51 AM

In view of the fact that our trusty box player and anchorman, Mr. Watson, is in bed with the flu, the pugilists will be sporting a slightly altered line up for this evening's festivities. We shall be joined, at great expense, by the legendary Mr. Richard Wastling, together with whatever instruments he turns up with. Should make for a pleasant evening for anybody thinking of turning out.

Look forward to seeing you. Pete.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 03:58 AM

Will the talented Mr Watson be recovered for Saturdays sojourn to Huddersfield or will Mr Waistline be stepping into the breach once again

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 04:12 AM

Not sure yet, Raggy, but I suspect Wattie is buggered for the weekend. So Rich is likely to come to Huddersfield also, adorned with Banjo, Mandola, guitar, Harmonicas and possibly a grand piano for those orchestral numbers.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 04:44 AM

I could trundle my upright round the corner if 5 strong lads can help me get it down the steps to the pavement (and back into the house later!)
Having said that it's a semi tone below concert which can bugger things up a tad, piano playing in it's own version of D and you playing C shapes with the capo on the first fret

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 05:01 AM

Maybe we'll give that a miss, Nick.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:04 AM

When are you next playin at Durty Nellies, Hull?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:29 PM

I feel quite sure no one is realy interested be it Hull or Beverley.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Hull
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:11 PM

Why, thank you for asking, Miss Sophia, however colloquially. I am, however, not planning to 'play' (as you say) Durty Nellies at all.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 04:51 AM

Will the new line up include me?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:02 PM

Why ever would it not include you Mick?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 05:08 AM

No

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 05:51 AM

It was a great pleasure to do Raggytash's bash. I was brilliant, Deanmeister was brilliant, Niknak was brilliant, Ossonflags was brilliant, RW was brilliant and our accordionist was in bed.

Ossonflags, did you know that you snore?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 05:54 AM

Well said, David. I have posted similar sentiments on Raggys thread below (see Does Bush need Raggy and MC FAT)

I thoroughly enjoyed the evening. Thanks to all!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 06:35 AM

Oaklet, how do you know that I snore?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Whelkling
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 08:45 AM

Thanks for all the nice comments and allowing me to bugger about with Punch The Horse's set at Raggytash's brilliant bash (note the correct use of apostrophes). You were all on blistering form, even 'two drinks' DeanMeister, and I had a really good time - good company, good music and a great audience.

However, if I'd known that the van ride to Uddersfeeled was intended to be a flatulence competition, I would have brought a wind instrument along as well as my collection of wood and ironmongery. What do you people eat?

Still, best wishes to you all, see you soon and give my love to Kirby Grindlehyde.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM

Blimey, I do believe that was Mr Geestline. It was a pleasure to have your company, sir.