Punch The Horse - November fred

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:06 PM

mick ,
       sophia and i will be there. who is the new guitarist, anyone we know? and does he have grey hair like the last one?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,thumper
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:10 PM

Yes! i will be there, but famous aerophone player is unable make it.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:15 PM

SAD GITS

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 01:52 PM

Yeah GUEST but someone's gotta be, the world would be an awful boring place if we were all the same!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Bloke in the Corner
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 02:51 PM

Of course, old faithful B in the C will attend - I'm now a member so no longer guest B in the C. Looks like being a good full house. But what's my big news? I can't think of anything except of course my usual goods looks and unique playing ability...

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 03:16 PM

I have never read such a pityful load of cobblers since I had to endure DEFRA's notes on the correct filling-out of livestock returns. Most of the contributors to this feeble thread are proving my belief that those who always speak their minds often have such little to say. This thread is a bloody disgrace and I am outraged. I am now going to find a nice middle-eastern political chatroom and start to pose questions about the best places to buy banjo strings in Riyadh.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Bloke in the Corner
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 03:21 PM

Abdullah's stringery, Baghdad Square. Pricey, but you always get a spare E string.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Bassic
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 04:12 PM

Try these people GUEST. "We Rock the Desert". They seem to have the desert music market sown up. They probably know people in high places me thinks. No need to look further than MUDCAT to find the answer to all your questions!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 08:42 PM

Oaklet why are you posting as GUEST?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 02:02 AM

Yeh, come on out from behind that fresian,,your cover has been blown!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 05:20 AM

mmm, political chatroom.....sounds fun...

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 05:31 AM

Crikey, that guest was a bit on the tetchy side.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:46 AM

haemorroids...

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 07:15 AM

Pain in the arse if you ask me.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 07:41 AM

secretly, really, that GUEST must like this thread because he keeps comin back.....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 07:47 AM

oh, and just to let ya kno SP, i AM workin.....i've had an assessment for Theatre and it went very well thankyou!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:01 AM

"theatre!!!" is my income tax paying for you to do mickey mouse A levels el daughter? don't forget, you and your sister need to get proper jobs because you two are my pension plan!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Les from Hull
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:05 AM

You be nice to 'em Ted! You never know when you might need a kidney!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:08 AM

you have a good point there les, just hope i never need one of their ears, have you seen the SIZE of them?!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM

ouch! your crossin a line there dad. neway, what rea you on about, you know your ears are still bigger than mine and chess's combined!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 10:51 AM

Is it just me or has this turned into the Sweetfire and El Ted thread? Perhaps you guys need to start a "True Path" thread?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 11:21 AM

agreed peter. we are taking up too much of your space, anyway everubody, don,t forget punch the horse at The SUN this coming sunday

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:12 PM

Who's fiddlin'?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 01:31 AM

Oakley.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 05:15 AM

Is that wise I mean he hasn't exactly exhibited much sanity lately has he.... oh sory thats normal ;-)

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM

Ossen, me owd love, I gather that the fair Nik Nak will be playing on the 22nd, does this mean that the rascally Oaklet will be absent

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM

I've got ladybirds living in my trilby.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 06:57 AM

Goo don you oaklet keep them they'll get rid of your affids (er not sure about spelling there - but you know the little green buggers that eat your plants) for you.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 07:05 AM

A Phid .................Hmmmmmmmmmm .........is this El Teds alter ego

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 07:18 AM

Oaklet you little chimp, you could have answered the question as to your presence or otherwise at the PtH gig on the 22nd, are you going to delight us with your company

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 01:53 PM

Ah ha,Oakers me dear, at last an explanation for the mesmeric movements that accompany your most wonderful playing, you lickle liar the lady birds are not living in your trilby but in your crotch!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Nov 03 - 06:24 PM

Hey we just fell off the end!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 05:10 AM

Has everyone gone away?

I know! You're all off to that there Bagpipe and Hurdygurdy day in forn parts. (especially that el ted - now that I've introduced him to flamenco bagpipes there's no stopping him).

I might go see the boys at the sun the morra night but then again I might not who knows!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,thumper
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM

Don't worry smallpiper not every one has left.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 05:50 PM

Thats ok Thumper I understand that they must have all gone to a party and have not invited us but hey that's their loss!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags in the black country
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM

No a thousands time no smallpliers!!!!!!! as you can see i am visiting the land of okleeys birth. Went up Kinver edge last time i wus here expecting to see at the least a small plaque dedicated to our hero,but lo !! all i met was a busker in a hedge playing laments - or should it have been lamentably?

Since qoklet has now got to famouse to answer you Raggy I am pleased to inform you that the lovely Nikki will playing in the Huddersfield on the 22nd.She has managed to find a window in her busy schedule of giving Kathleen Tickle fiddle lessons - or was it the other way round?

we shall be strutting us stuff at the "Sun Inn" beverley tonight 8.30 am start, joined by the very lovely and talented Oakley.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags in the black country
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:49 AM

Oops!!!sorry raggy, dint answer your original question, no we will have to manage without Oaklet on that night.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags in the black country
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM

This brightened up my morning.You will need sound to get the full benefit.



lookat this

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM

Wot no Blue plaque to show the 'ouse where he lived! That's the bloody nation'l trust fir ya then I bet if he was geet posh and warbled painfully at the top of his lungs in forn lingo then ther'd be a blue plaque!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags in the black country
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 05:38 AM

Nawr,SP..eed bee tee buzzy wuv de yo - yammers.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ploughboy
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 05:55 AM

That's enough to make a cat flap ossonflags.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 06:54 AM

I thought my ears were burning. And yes, Smallpooper, it would be quite an uncontrolable blaze. If you go to 28 Meadow Road, Oldbury (off j2 of the M5, up the 4123 towards Brum turn left up Pound Road (opposite the college) you will start to see signs to Oaketworld - "where dreams can come true". It is a theme park dedicated to my life, work, hygiene, punctuality and my brilliant mind. Admission is £7.50 which goes to fund the Oaklet Foundation which is busy improving the lives of many, in the construction of a two-car brick garage in South Ferriby and the procurement of some double glazing for a dilapidated farmhouse.

I can't recommend the jars of body cheese (£3.00) strongly enough - it was a long hot summer.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 07:28 PM

I didn't get to see the horse thumpers tonight 9hope it was a good gig boys) I was otherwise engaged!

When is Nikki's next gig (not the Halifax one - I'll be living it up in Whitby that weekend)?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:03 AM

We had a lovely time, John. Well, I did anyway.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:10 AM

Good, (I had a loverley time too!) but you didn't answer me question man! Howay like or di ah have te ask horsel?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:23 AM

To tell you the truth, I don't honestly know!

As an aside, PTH went high-tech last night. I used my new processor to see what I could do with the acoustic guitar sound. Abbeyfeale was beautiful! Think I'll be using that again.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:26 AM

oooo, got a new toy then pete?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:28 AM

post no 100

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:29 AM

is

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:29 AM

MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!