Subject: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,noddy Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:20 PM He should not be soiling the royal tool with commoner's doo doo!, else how shall we serve dinner without spotted dick? |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Bill D Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:54 PM piffle! Bad taste... and not accurate either... |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Amergin Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:57 PM this is in relation to an alleged incident with a male servant in the royal quarters...whether it is true or not...well I don't know...but yes this is in seriously bad taste. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:03 PM It wouldn't make any difference to me if he was. I don't care. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,`Guest Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:09 PM I would care...if posing as a hetro...he screwup that poor? girl Diana |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: SINSULL Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:13 PM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ And i don't snore! |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: alanabit Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:19 PM None of your damned business or mine. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Bill D Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:21 PM note... BIsexual is different than HOMOsexual, and he could very well be scrupulously clean about whatEVER he does...and the musical/food reference is gratuitous and silly..... and....there is already a 40 post thread about the issue... |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,ron Date: 09 Nov 03 - 02:56 PM Denial May I take this opportunity To inform the whole community That I don't consort with those I cannot trust. So I never bother women Nor retire to bed with someone Who is anything but strictly upper-crust. I am pally with my valet And I'm chummy with my cook, For these days familiarity is cool, But for private entainment Without danger of arraignment I restrict myself to guys from public school. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 09 Nov 03 - 03:00 PM SO THAT'S what you Brits mean by 'smoking fags'. Now I understand. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 09 Nov 03 - 03:19 PM If yer not f#cking me, I don't care WHO yer f#cking... And I care even less if it's a "royal" or a "celeb" |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Rapparee Date: 09 Nov 03 - 03:43 PM We were motoring through Balmoral on a cold, windy, raw October night some years ago. Even though the Royals were In Residence, NONE of them -- not a single bloody one! -- even so much as offered a couple of visiting Yanks a cup of tepid tea!! The Scots did. The Irish did. The English did. But not the Bloody Royals, noooooooo. When we returned I immediately cut them dead, all of them, and have have had no communication with them since. Someday Chucky or Liz or Phil or Andy will be be motoring around Idaho and I'll have the chance to offer them a cup of tea, and I will, too, because I'll be big about it. If Chucky is a little gay, so what? He wouldn't be the first, and I'm sure he won't be the last. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:04 PM Now we know how his ears got so big. Did I say that? |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:05 PM I vote this thread be removed on the grounds of both libel and bad taste. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: smallpiper Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:58 PM Who cares? However the originator of this thread might well be facing legal action as he left out the vital word "aligidley". I'm with you Giok! |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Sleepless Dad Date: 09 Nov 03 - 05:49 PM Add me to the list of people who don't care. Guest Noddy should try graduating from high school before he posts on mommy and daddy's computer. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST Date: 09 Nov 03 - 05:56 PM Now you seem so sure guest (orginator of this thread), are you not telling us something!!!!!! where did you last work, and how are your valeting skills?? |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Nov 03 - 06:10 PM I bet he was a p*ss-poor valet, got fired, and is doing this entirely out of spite... Give it up, noddy. Maybe you can get a "Guest" spot on "Wanking For Dollars", and have your five minutes of fame. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Ebbie Date: 09 Nov 03 - 06:54 PM Wow. How many of you/us have not posted something in bad taste? Noddy has been here for well over a year. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: akenaton Date: 09 Nov 03 - 07:31 PM well said ebbie...Im sick of all this PC stuff about Gays..Royal or otherwise.You cant turn on your TV or radio without Gay "culture " ouzing out. How many Gay folk singers do we know?....Ake |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 09 Nov 03 - 07:50 PM I thought he was talking about food. I heard about an election in redneck country in which the speaker referred to his opponent as a 'latent heterosexual'. His opponent lost by a landslide. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peter K (Fionn) Date: 09 Nov 03 - 09:25 PM Look at the other thread, George (LH). His sexual orientation is not the issue, at least as far as I'm concerned. But there is an issue. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Nov 03 - 12:09 AM Hmmm. Okay... I'm neither pro-gay nor anti-gay...I simply don't care about people's sexual orientation. It's not a question of being PC, it's a question of who gives a rip? But I will look at the other thread and see what the fuss is about regarding Prince Charles. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: musicmick Date: 10 Nov 03 - 12:40 AM I love it. I just love it. There is nothing more amusing than basking in the knee jerk resentment of the Brittish royalist when someone tweaks the royal shnozz. To those of us who were not brought up to suppose that some folks are better by birth and improved by inbreeding, all this fuss seems silly. I can't understand why you guys mind that the junk press treats your favorite family like guests of Jerry Springer's. After all, it's what they are paid for, isn't it? I mean if you're going to pay them for bugger all, you might as well have a little fun at their expense. Screwed the staff, did he? Buggered the butler, too? Pounded the princely pud? Shook the sceptre? Where's Cromwell when we need him? |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: alanabit Date: 10 Nov 03 - 02:34 AM Royalty isn't really the issue Mike. I am a republican (in the UK sense of the word). The point is, because I want to see this silly institution ended, it does not mean I want to join in the schadenfreude and spite which emerges when the Buck House Brigade has difficulties. My quarrel is with the institution rather than the personalities. I don't give a bugger's where the royal poker goes. It's none of my business. I respect everyone's right to privacy in their private life whether it's pop stars, film stars, politicians or the man who serves me a pint in the pub. I am always puzzled that people who profess to disdain cruel sports elsewhere take such malicious interest in the sex lives of others. I want to see the end of monarchy in the UK, but I am unable to work up the same amount of dislike for the Windsors which I have for the creeps who write spiteful stories in the tabloid press. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Big Tim Date: 10 Nov 03 - 03:23 AM Well said Alanabit: I'm sure you're speaking for a lot of us. I'm also a republican but I confine my criticism to the institution rather than individuals (plenty republicans are aalso less than perfect). The Queen, for example, seems to be a genuinely decent individual who has "served" Britain dutifully for so long. I'm sure she would rather have been an "ordinary" person, given the experiences she had had. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Dave Bryant Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:31 AM When Lord St. Clancy became a nancy, It did not please the family's fancy, And so in order to protect him, They had inscribed around his rectum, All commoners must travel steerage, This entrance is reserved for peerage. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:28 AM A Palace gardener writes: Actually his vice is botaniality ( not bestiality, the goat denies it). He started out with a little innocent person to plant conversation, then flirting, then tree hugging, then he started looking for knot holes....When asked why plants not animals he replied: "One's bark is better than one's bite". RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Rapparee Date: 10 Nov 03 - 09:12 AM You mean...he's into STDs? Sexually Terrific Dicotylidons? (If it were monocots I've heard that he'd grow hair on his palms and go blind.) |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: alanabit Date: 10 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM That's enough Roger! |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,the real "Noddy" Date: 10 Nov 03 - 09:45 AM This thread was not started by Noddy. This is an imposter! Just thought I would make that clear! |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Bill D Date: 10 Nov 03 - 10:34 AM naughty Noddy not Noddy? Knotty nemisis! all for naught... |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Blackcatter Date: 10 Nov 03 - 11:28 AM I love the fact that people who wish that this tread would go away keep posting to it, which puts it at the top of the list and draws more attention to it! And speaking of bad taste - Do you know how to tell if your best friend is gay? His d*ck tastes like sh*t! |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 10 Nov 03 - 12:47 PM Story I heard about two folkies who entered a gay bar. One of the fellows was quite drunk. In a loud voice he said, "Don't these f****n' faggots make you sick?" The place went dead silent. His quick thinking buddy replied, "Naw, not if you don't eat too many." Place broke out in laughter and they left in one piece. (True story, by the way.) |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST Date: 10 Nov 03 - 01:24 PM Why doen't everyone just leave these people alone. Surely they are entitled to lives without people bashing them constantly.I find a lot of these posts very mean spirited and tasteless. It is too bad that the so called liberal views of many mcers falls short on the subject of plain human decency. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,James Date: 10 Nov 03 - 01:36 PM Once upon a time there was a goy who had an unhappy childhood, married the wrong woman, had an affair, got divorced, was good father, did some good things in his life, did some dumb ones, did it all in the public eye, is villified for being , in many ways, not unlike many of us. What's the big deal. Surely, we have other things to discuss...why not give the guy a break and see him as just an another person. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 10 Nov 03 - 01:54 PM Absolutely. Good post, James. And well said. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Date: 10 Nov 03 - 02:02 PM How about I send you a quarter and a dime? |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 10 Nov 03 - 02:02 PM I wish to apologize for my part in this whole thing. Personally, I could care less. England's Queen and her family only affect Canada when she visits as the Queen of Canada. Charles has cojones, and he's never shirked his responsibility to his country, either in a military sense or a public sense. James is right. There but for the grace of . . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 10 Nov 03 - 02:04 PM If it's an American quarter and an American dime, I could be a rich man in Canada. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Dave the Gnome Date: 10 Nov 03 - 03:25 PM I thought it was compulsory in those circles anyway? No big deal to anyone I would have thought! Anyone remember the poem dedicated to the middle class BTW. One verse instantly spings to mind... He's a belted Earl with a private gym. Our sister would grant him his every whim. But he want's our brother to marry him. He's upper class. Anyone know the rest? I also remember You may use the toilet but we use the loo. We love you for saying 'cor blimey' and 'Coo!' But you wouldn't catch our sister marrying you. You're working class. Love to find the rest of it:-) Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Don Firth Date: 10 Nov 03 - 04:19 PM Hell's bells, if a member of the Royal Family were overhead letting a discreet fart in church, there are people around who would leap up and scream "Royal scandal! Royal scandal!" All anyone knows so far is that there was an "alleged incident" (nobody will say what the incident was, if anything, indeed, happened at all) and it is further alleged that Prince Charles was involved, which he unequivocally denies. The courts have put a cork in everybody's mouth, so no one outside the "inner circle" knows what the incident (if any) involved. So what's left? Speculation. Does it strike anybody else besides me that people are just assuming that it (a double assumption, since they are assuming that an "incident" actually took place, which has not been confirmed) involves something of a sexual nature? Especially of a "deviant" sexual nature? Leaping to this conclusion when there is nothing to go on is really pretty pathetic, and it says more about the people doing the leaping than it does about Prince Charles. Isn't it a pity that so many people have so little to do of any real importance that they can spend all their time and energy speculating loudly and gleefully about what other people may or may not do with their wee-wees? Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Nov 03 - 04:43 PM No, Brucie, what you mean is you couldn't care less. Think about it...you could not care less, it would not be possible for you to care less. I couldn't either. I had a look at the other thread, and I still don't care about it. I should think being born into the British Royal family would be a miserable fate, somewhat akin to being confined to some level of hell or at least purgatory for one's whole lifetime. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: musicmick Date: 10 Nov 03 - 05:29 PM As Col. Potter used to say, "Horse Hockey". If all you tsk-tskers are so disdainful of royal scandal (alleged or confirmed), what the hell are you doing checking out this thread? I say if the publicly endowed princes are to be toterated at all, let's, at least, have a little fun for the expence. Nothing is more hipocritical than a self-avowed democrat decrying the obvious will of the very people he claims to champion. And the undeniable truth is that people like scandal and, if that scandal involves the rich and might, they like it all the more. I, for one, appreciate that Charlie has an anatomy worth kidding. I was afraid we'd be stuck with ear jokes for the rest of his life. So, go for it, your royalness. Why do you think their are called your staff? I am kind of surprised that old Chuck is getting any. I always assumed he couldn't get head from Barney Frank. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 10 Nov 03 - 05:39 PM Little Hawk: I COULD care less, but I don't. Are you in Ontario? I spent forty-two days there one night. Wawa--with the giant Canadian goose--I think it was. Still got black flies? Mosquitoes that say, "Do you want to eat him here or should we take him home for the kids?" What other thread? Not that I'm gonna look. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Cluin Date: 10 Nov 03 - 06:12 PM Poor old Chuck. Nobody takes him seriously anyway. I don't give a poop about the Royals meself, but if he ever did anything good or noteworthy, you'd never hear about it. Crap like this bobs to the surface all the time. Tells you where the mind of the public is. The Prince and his gang should have just ignored the whole thing and laughed it off, instead of giving it more attention than it deserved. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:05 PM Well, it explains Camilla anyway. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: JennyO Date: 10 Nov 03 - 09:40 PM This one Brucie. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 10 Nov 03 - 09:49 PM Thanks, JennyO. I remember when the papers in Canada were all on about the stuff between Margaret and Pierre and various musical groups and actors, etc. Most of us (Little Hawk, observe!) COULDN'T have cared less. Eventually, it went away. We have a few smut papers in Canada, and I guess they do well enough to keep publishing, but fortunately not well enough to be taken seriously. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Ebbie Date: 10 Nov 03 - 10:06 PM overhead, Don Firth? Forsooth! LOL |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Don Firth Date: 10 Nov 03 - 11:07 PM I've really gotta proofread more carefully. Swinging from the chandeliers, perhaps? That coulda been kinda scandalous! Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Ebbie Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:39 AM I got a kick from the idea of its being done overhead "discreetly". |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Blackcatter Date: 11 Nov 03 - 01:43 AM Yes, let's feel sorry for wealthy people. It's simple. As long as kids go to bed hungry in England (and frankly whereever else they call that woman Queen) every pence of their fortune should be spent to help the needy. And don't give me that sob story about how so much of thier reported wealth is tied up in land that they cannot sell because it's tied to the government. Is that all the land they own? And is that the only money they have? Please. As for being in the public eye - I truly am sorry they get little pricacy when they are outside their homes - but that's true of famous people the world over. They could live more private lives if they wished. Not totally private, of course, but until people stop giving a damn about them, nothing will change. Paparazzi only go after "stories" that will sell. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: alanabit Date: 11 Nov 03 - 04:20 AM I want to see the end of monarchy and I want to see a fairer distribution of wealth. That doesn't mean that I will become part of the smut market. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Beardy Date: 11 Nov 03 - 06:55 AM A wall, some blindfolds and a firing squad. Alternatively, electric fence round Windsor Castle (not the pub) keep the buggers (sic) in and make them pay their own way. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 11 Nov 03 - 09:35 AM As I probably live nearer to Windsor Castle than most other Mudcatters, and as you are all so interested in this dysfunctional family (the Osbornes without the tattoos),here are latest non-salacious newsflashes: The Windsor Castle Farm Shop, source of much overpriced organic goodies (they're still trying to shift last year's Xmas puds), was robbed by armed raiders yesterday. Sophie Wessex had to wait 1 1/2 hours for an ambulance and ended up at "failing" Frimley hospital , (now you know what it's like for real folks on the NHS, girl). Lizzie Windsor has just unveiled a new life size equestrienne statue of herself on Queen Anne' Walk in the Great Park. I'll have to go and see if it is as good as one of my neighbours claimed. She said it showed what a "marvellous seat" the Queen has. (I suggested it may have been modelled on Kylie's - joke not appreciated, whoops!) I believe Phil Battenburg wondered why it was only on a temprary base but she reassured him: "Some day my plinth will come." BTW the sculptor of the other equestrian statue, "copper horse" of William IV (I think) committed suicide, allegedly, when it was pointed out to him that the statue lacked stirrups! RtS, News at Ten, Near Windsor. (I'll get me ermine cloak....) |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM brucie - Yeah, I'm in Ontario. Spending a night outdoors during mosquito season here is about the worst experience one can have, aside from being tied on a red ant hill, I suppose... Okay, so you could care less about Prince Charles. Awright... So...how much less then? What's the point of saying that one could care less about something. It's sort of anticlimactic if you ask me. On the other hand, saying that one couldn't care less about something really nails it! Therefore, I object to your wishy-washy statement that you could care less about Prince Charles! :-) Who cares if someone can care less about something, I ask you???? What difference does it make? As you see, I have a lot of time on my hands today... musicmic - I am not here out of a prurient interest in Prince Charles, I am here for laughs. Not laughs at HRH expense, just laughs, period. It looked like a promising thread for at least one or two to me. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 11 Nov 03 - 08:28 PM Yeah, what he said! And that goes for your cat, too! And LH is right about the mosquitoes. And the black flies. And the price of gas in Wawa. I would care less. Now, if I wouldn't care less, THAT would really, truly nail it. Maybe I should care less. Maybe I shouldn't. And that's it from beautiful downtown Alberta. We don't care that Charles is or isn't what ever he is or isn't, you know? We could care less on even-numbered days, and we couldn't care less on odd-numbered days. We care lots on dates that end in prime numbers, but I don't want to confuse a clear issue with extraneous, gratuitous information. Having said that, I shall betake myself to the little brown shack out back. Hope y'all have a great day, what's left of it. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 11 Nov 03 - 08:31 PM . . . and right of it, too. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: musicmick Date: 12 Nov 03 - 01:14 AM Hey Littlehawk, me too. I think the whole thing is hilarious. That there are folks who take those dinasours seriously is enough to tickle a cadaver. I'm thinking of writing a song called, "People, people who wear purple, are the pluckiest people in the world." |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,KB Date: 12 Nov 03 - 04:51 AM RtS - that sculpting business is a dangerous game innit? One commits suicide over a lack of stirrups, and then there's the other bloke that is supposed to have killed himself over the lion's legs being the wrong way round on his Maiwand Lion in nearby Reading. Are there more of these sculptor suicides, or is it just a Berkshire (UK) thing? |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:08 AM What a childish and mean spirited bunch og gobs most of you are. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Rapparee Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:02 AM I dunno...do you think that his mother made him one? Could she make me one if I got the yarn? |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Dave Bryant Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:49 AM Think of poor Camilla, she's so upset she doesn't know which way to turn. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: fat B****rd Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:09 AM I ****** a man, who ****** a man, who ****** the Prince of Wales. Nicked that from the Sunday Times. In truth I don't really care. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: akenaton Date: 12 Nov 03 - 06:36 PM well you bloody should care!! Next thing you know,Charlie will be on the Graham Norton Show... Im going to walk into Loch Fyne till my Bunnet floats!!!Ake |
Subject: Lyr Add: GALAXY SONG (Eric Idle & John Du Prez) From: GUEST Date: 12 Nov 03 - 07:50 PM Whenever life get's you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem hard or tough. When people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, And you feel that you've had quite enough... Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving. Revolving at nine hundred miles an hour. It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, The sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the milky way. The galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars. It's a hundred thousand lightyears side-to-side. It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand lightyears thick, But out by us it's just three thousand lightyears wide. We're thirty thousand lightyears from galactic central point. We go 'round every two hundred million years. And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe. [musical, animated interlude] The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz. As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know? Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down 'ere on Earth! |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Ebbie Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:07 PM Guest, if you wrote that, take credit. It's inspired. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Metchosin Date: 13 Nov 03 - 02:04 AM Ebbie, its The Galaxy Song from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Don Firth Date: 13 Nov 03 - 01:37 PM Written by Eric Idle. (I've been singing it for a couple of years) Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Ebbie Date: 13 Nov 03 - 02:49 PM Darn. There are so many things I don't know. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Metchosin Date: 13 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM me too... |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Peace Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:12 PM me three... |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Ebbie Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:11 PM :) Thanks. |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Murray MacLeod Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:56 PM One of the things you don't know is whether Eric Idle is/isn't a closet Mudcatter .... |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Cluin Date: 14 Nov 03 - 04:32 PM Clint Black did a pretty good version of it too, which he leads into with The Outside Intro. |
Subject: Lyr Add: GALAXY SONG (Eric Idle & John Du Prez) From: Don Firth Date: 14 Nov 03 - 06:45 PM Actually, it's the Clint Black version that I sing. The intro is a bit more "generic," as is the punch line. Sometimes I end it with "'Cause we've sure as hell been short-changed here on Earth!" Has a little more impact. But it depends on how I size up the audience. Don't try to use this as a reference to take an exam in Astronomy 101. The figures are sorta ball-park, but their not really that accurate. Don Firth Normally I don't like to drift threads, but this one, I think, could benefit from a major shift. . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 17 Nov 03 - 04:35 AM A Royal Spokesperson writes: "Her Maj. the Q. is going to use her Xmas Broadcast this year to ask for sympathy for Prince Charles' problems, after all he has had an anus horribilis." RtS (...I'll just put me head on this block...) |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,ron Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:46 PM what is the most often asked question in Prince Gharles favorite gay bar in London May I push your stool in for you |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,pdc Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:47 AM anus horribilis? I hate myself, but I laughed. |
Subject: BS: Princess Charles From: GUEST,ro1sin Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:38 PM well good ole Michael Jakson knocked Princess Charles off the top spot How is Princess Charles holding up |
Subject: RE: BS: HRH Prince Charles is homosexual ! From: GUEST,noddy Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:12 PM Since the law is now changed and you UK readers are breaking it, consider yourselves arrested. You must next report to the nearest jail for later adjustments. You may chose either the stocks or a stiff caning on the rump. You may apply for clemency at the Anglican Gay Bishops' Conference in Bournemouth but only if while naked bending over with the words 'put it here' tatooed on your bum. Daily Mirror and The Sun ... consider yourselves outdone, can we now expect softer paper instead of that gawdalmighty scatchy stuff? for the ablutions after Absolution from the AGBC? |