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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 26 Nov 03 - 03:06 PM I would like to invent the internet please.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 26 Nov 03 - 11:53 AM RIGHT SEEING AS HOW NO ONE'S OUT THERE I'M GOING HOME BYE, OH BEFORE I GO HAVE A LOOK IN THE MUSIC THREAD & SEE IF YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE TO THE ALTERNATIVE FILM SEQUELS THREAD, BYE BYE. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 26 Nov 03 - 07:56 AM oooo, can i get one of those??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Paws for Thought Date: 26 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of a plastic winter cover for your garden bench and an electronic mole repellent for the lawn. Not to mention the plastic man for the car to deter would-be thieves. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 26 Nov 03 - 03:57 AM harpy, you are well out of date!! i recently bought an orange patriot 7. discs, 135mm travel, 27 speed xt. price? slightly over two grand! about the same as your computer! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Nov 03 - 10:14 PM Heloo Harpmaker, waht regiment was you in, in the army? I was in The Second Battalion of the Prince of Wales Own Regiment of Yorkdhire, I never got chance to shoot anyone though, as there was no wars on at that time, so i left. then i started killing turkeys.john but that was a bit later, i had to do a few other jobs before i found that one.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:20 PM XMAS is comming, I would love a mountain bike for xmas, as i used to do mountain bikin' in the army. I remember my gun, an old SC60. Probaley scrapped by now. It was replaced with a (TOP OF THE RANGE)P45. Teds old fart machine looks like a good piece of kit, but it does'nt even have 'DISC BRAKES', standard kit. Even on a'RALEIGH SHOPPER, nowerdays. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:52 AM silly people the answer is exams! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:27 AM OOps I fell for that, didn't I, oh well so what, if you can't have a laugh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:25 AM Testicals? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 25 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 25 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM dump this thread.keep to the other one, 400 isn't far away now |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:40 AM Dad , where areya? get back here now!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:35 AM Phew we almost slipped out view, come wake up out there frame thee sens. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 24 Nov 03 - 04:19 AM Ha HA, well done john!!!! Congratulations! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 24 Nov 03 - 03:42 AM harpy, you knob. you just wanted post 150! and you got it, and yes , my computer is bigger than yours |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 09:02 PM so i recon if i spray WD40 on the E,R,D keys, it will result in freeing the keys and typing el terd without sticking. -el terd instead of -el terd. should i try it?????? does anybody else have trouble with the E,R keys sticking, resulting in not being able to type el ted. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 08:31 PM latter----the E,R,D keys are sticking on the keyboard |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:42 PM anyway, you know who i mean, him with nail varnish on |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:35 PM it seems i have a problem with my computer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:32 PM testing testing, el terd, testing 123. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:29 PM el terd? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:28 PM el terd |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:27 PM correction, (oh dear) spelling mistake of mucat member, should have wrote - el terd. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:22 PM but he has got broadband, all the same. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:20 PM correction; "as he's got a van" NOT "as he's got broadband" |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:16 PM cowfish will be singing in the odies tonight. if anybody wants a lift from hull, pm el terd as he's got broadband. johntheharp |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM Well done Sweet, and well said, and yes im shocked at the length of that post, i had to get myself comfy in my chair and get a drink before i started reading it, lol. Very well said indeed clap clap clap! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 23 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM Ok, this is gettin ridiculous. This a thread, not some sort of battle ground. Now can we all please just get a grip! This is a BS Thread so to expect anything sort of down to earth/serious stuff then your already kiddin ya slf. But we should still keep it pleasant to read...yes, yes i know what some my earlier posts have been like! TC, obviously there is no one to stop you posting whatever you want, but your endless correcting and your endless wittering is gettin tiresome. C'mon, im sure there is something you could say that won't come across as gettin at us? And if there isn't, then why say anything at all? Oh hell, why don't we just start over TC? Of course if you have no intentions in makin some sort of truce then fair dues.... Wow, i think that has been my longest post ever!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Hrothgar Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:22 PM Somebody around here is establishing a considerable credibility gap. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:51 AM I don't really think that Thornton would write the word "have'nt". |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM In fact, I've just made a total arse of myself again have'nt I? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM Rogue, of course. Very sloppy of me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM Sweetfire, the rouge and careless capital letter at the start of the second word should by now, indicate to you the authorship of one of your serial co-correspondents. I am happy to point this out, and to politely request that your co-correspondents shield you from personal ridicule by explaining to you (away from here) exactly how many of the posts attributed to me to which you have responded, have actually been written by those known personally to you. Many thanks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM I still don't like you though |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM I Think some of my posts to you people have been a little unkind, so I would like to take this moment to apologise for being a dick! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 20 Nov 03 - 12:00 PM mollusc mauler, are you quietly confident that you have correctly identified the anus we know as "trumpton crisp" then? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Paws for thought Date: 20 Nov 03 - 11:13 AM Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f*****g cat." |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:05 AM Thta would explain a ew things then Sp... |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:47 AM Its that Oaklet fellow - his prosac hasn't kicked in yet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:41 AM correct john, i can't do it! this trumpton crisp fellow is all over the threads this morning isn't he? bit like a virus really. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,For information ONLY Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:04 AM Thornton Curtis was known as Torentune in 1086 at the time of the Doomsday Book. Cameron states that the origin of Curtis within the village's name is unknown but that the Thornton section means 'the farmstead or village where thorn trees grow'. The village of Thornton Curtis lies five miles south east of Barton and four miles south of New Holland. Just east of the village lie the ruins of the Abbey of St Mary, known as Thornton Abbey. Founded in 1139 by William le Gros, the Earl of Yorkshire, and raised to the status of Abbey in 1148 it was a house for Augustinian or black canons. These priests lived a communal life under the Rule of St Augustine but also undertook pastoral duties outside of the Abbey. Officers within the Abbey besides the abbot and prior included a cellarer, bursar, chamberlain, sacrist, kitchener |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:31 AM not if they are sensible (he he he)and by a dead duck do you really mean "no john I can't do that yet"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:28 AM htlm is a dead duck! haven't a clue! talking of bad form, isn't it naughty to post 3 times in a row? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:07 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:06 AM And you lot .... it is considered bad form to post one word posts to a thread just to get the numbers up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:04 AM Ace I always wanted to play my pipes with a rock band! (I'm just a head banger at heart) |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 20 Nov 03 - 03:26 AM true lobster man, have you bumped into people like hoven droven and hedningarna? i think both bands are dutch, they use trad. acoustic instruments, then all of a sudden a les paul will appear! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:24 PM Oh eye elus tedisimus there is a certain degree of (as you put it) squid squeezing involved. However, I thought that the fusion of tradional music and modern dance rythmes, coupled with the sophisticated use of modern electronic musical instruments may appeal to those youngsters that you and your offspring have attracted to this and similar threads. Yours el yobo |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 19 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM Its 8 o clock! Time for mike harding on radio 2 ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 19 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM its half past seven!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 12:07 PM dear TC, bat on you queer fish,this thread needs a hand to get to the 200 mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:56 AM Perhaps anyone starting a new thread in celebration of those threads that have challenged, informed or just simply made us laugh on the Mudcat during 2003, could highlight this one as possibly the most highly developed and as a fitting testament to the intellect of its contributors. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:43 AM i've had a look, but i have'nt got any speakers to listen in. are they squid squeezers perchance? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:38 AM Yep they're brill saw them up in Edingburgh at the new year's street party |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:16 AM You young people should check out a band from scotland called "Peatbog Faeries" click here to find out more |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:55 AM Of course i will because its fantastic, and you havent even heard the other verses yet! Anyway, guitar lesson beckons, should be playing pinball wizard half decently soon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:53 AM i now firmly believe that wyke "college" should be closed,and you all ought to get proper jobs! i bet you hand that appalling poem in as "coursework" for some mickey mouse "module" and get an a star! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:34 AM van the man is frieds with stan the man who once gave me a can of coke, and it was no joke! but he didnt like this drink so after a long think, he threw it in his face and called him a disgrace you know when youve been tango'd |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM van the man should have retired years ago! i have about 25 of his albums, but over the last ten years he has degenerated into a growly, bitter pub singer |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM Excuse me but i do listen to radio 2 thank you!! And as a note, on next tuesday van morrison will be on in concert on there, so listen to it! Mark knofpler is also on a few days before or after that |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Project Team Leader Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:17 AM Project for this weekend: Go into town and whilst handling knives in the kitchen department in a shop, ask the assistant if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:55 AM hello tots, just finished another hard day at college have you? see you at 7.30, after we've played, do you fancy looking in on keith gayes session at the "editorial" across the road? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM you lot are like little boys!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:07 AM no prob mup, i just enjoy the thrill of the chase. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM OOps sorry el ted, never mind you can have the 200th |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM el ted this one's yours |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM yo puppies, who is going to get 100? mupps? tots? or adam? guick, before fish squasher gets out of bed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM Over to you |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM Almost there |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:01 AM make him listen to mike harding on radio 2 8pm on wednesday nights. it should clear his little pointy head! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:56 AM precisely my point dad!! Bob Dylan sucks ass!!! haha to u adam! And it u that is gunna get ya scrawny ass kicked, not me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM sophia, please don't start listening to bob dylan!! how many times have we sat in acoustic clubs and some bugger trots out the full 3 month long version of "knocking on heaven's bloody door" get some english tunes down your neck! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:41 AM geek, thanks for that. we must get our heads together, i have shed loads of flamenco tab, some going back to the 19th century that we stick up there in space. the true path |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:50 PM You obviously dont read lyrics! i am thinking i might have to punch you!! OMG!! war is back on! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:40 PM GOD!!!!! OMG!!!! What planet are you from? I feel like sayin lots of nasti words to you Adam but my dad might stop my pocket money if i do so....so i'll just have to wait til col..xx |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM OMG! Bob Dylan is GOD you nitwit! Thank you very much for the song, AND you gave the chords too!!!! WOW! do u always get 2 for the price of 1 here???? Ted, the message boards cost NOTHING to run, theyre free! as i said, just let me know. Yes you can delete fish obsessives, or in fact ANYONE you want to!! you can have complete control over it, delete messages, add categories, etc etc. Adios compadres. its not dark yet, but its getting there... |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:26 PM The Queen's not English anyway... |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:24 PM I refuse to text you people. I shall use the Queen's english. 'Was ist los mit dir?. O/k, I meant austrian. The harriWatts youngsters have an abundance of hair. It's just that you've never been on holiday with us to find out. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:06 PM Neway...Adam, i cn't Blieve u askd 4 BOB DLYAN...u geek! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM I think the Flatmates version of that song is really good. Anyone agree? Mmmmm....i wonder if Dave will have his hat on this week?? It's a shame whenever he has cause hes got really sexy hair! I'll lyk 2 say say d same bout d rest of ya bt u all hav bald patches!! hehe xx |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:16 PM 30 years |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:15 PM How long was the hundred day war ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:06 PM Sorry, but it's an Am7. Just thought I'd mention it. There Ted 6El9, a moment of sanity. Now where was I? Oh yeh, digging my plot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Robert Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:59 AM Bob Dylan KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR BOB DYLAN G D Am Mama take this badge of of me, G D C I can't use it anymore G D Am It's getting dark, too dark to see G D C I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Chorus G D Am Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door G D C Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door G D Am Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door G D C Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That long black cloud is coming down I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Chorus Mama wipe the blood from my face I'm sick and tired of the war Got a feeling that's hard to trace I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Chorus |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:55 AM thanks for that link adam, i actually managed to get into your site. do these "sites" cost much to set up? to run? can i delete unsavoury characters who post on it? you know the sort, people who have a prediliction for fish etc etc |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:35 AM ROFL. hmm let me guess... flamenco!!???? im sure it will have tabs on it! Like i said, if you want your own message board like MINE <--- fantastic tabs forum!!!! just let me know and i will set it up! If you want to put the site on your own webspace but you dont know how to do it i can also help you. Clever huh! If you want both then you can put a link to the message board on your site! anyway, enough tech talk. Got another 30 mins sat here doing sod all, somebody sing something! maybe some bob dylan??? please! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:29 AM hola adam, always pleased to have to have sophia's only friend on board!AND i think your computer skills will be handy for setting up my own web site! guess what it will be called? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:26 AM agreed el practiso, but one tries! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:24 AM I am online!! got 40 mins to wait until next lesson bet youre all so glad! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,El practiso Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:18 AM Apenas practicar mi EL español Ted |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:14 AM sophia! keep it clean! my fans may be hanging on your every word! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM Dave stop being rude! we dont wanna know if your havin a 69er!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:47 AM a leek? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,G String Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:41 AM HPB I think I have sent him down a blind alley, he still dunt know about your prize possesion on your allotment !!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:22 AM sounds like the HSE! i bet you are all just stood watching it, waitng for someone to DO something!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:22 AM Or is it me getting a sixty ninerrrrr !! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:20 AM Or is it .... |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:18 AM 48" water main leak at this wonderful establishment of ours, but dont tell anyone cos its a secret, we dont want the water board to know, shusss mums the word !!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM could you elucidate please baldy man? i haven't a clue what you're on about! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:11 AM Ted The leak is getting bigger |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:15 AM HPB, a leak in what? you are getting more obscure by the minute! your real name isn't oakley is it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 17 Nov 03 - 12:55 PM There's been a leak ............. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sixty Twoer Date: 17 Nov 03 - 07:52 AM YEEEEESSSS I got the sixty tooth am going for the sixty ninth !! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:21 AM Prince Charles is splendid chap. No way is he a homosexual! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:18 AM If Prince Charlie becomes King we wont need to change the words of the national anthem |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM or you could do something normal when ya get bored an thats to, GET OFF YA LAZY FAT ASS AND GO FIND SOMETHING TO DO!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:47 AM Why doesnt it surprise me either!!? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:46 AM Thingys to try when board !! Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!I Won! 3rd time this week!!!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM your a git dad, and you can shut up pete! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:05 AM she must have her mother's brain pete, |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: The DeanMeister Date: 17 Nov 03 - 04:46 AM Why doesn't that surprise me, Ted? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 17 Nov 03 - 03:19 AM tot, you haven' t mentioned the fact that you forgot your entry pass to the building, and we had to go back for it!! you only had ONE THING to remember and you forgot it!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 16 Nov 03 - 08:22 PM Parisian Squat. I've found a good one here my love, It has a broken tile, There's just enough room for my fingertips, To hang here for a while, I know it has no bog roll, Nor a sanitory bin, Balance is all you need to stop, Your bum from falling in! 6Best spoken with a Peter Sellers accent9 |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 16 Nov 03 - 03:21 PM Very good!!! clap clap clap. i will have to come by one time and be a bit of an awkward customer i think. rofl. oh the possibilities... |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 16 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM well just to let you know, my first night workin at KC Stadium went very well! Ok it was caos (is that spelt right? i doubt it) at one point cause the pot washer broke and i tell ya what, trying to carry bottles of beer on one of those tray-things is bloody hard! But all in all in was fun! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Fifty Date: 16 Nov 03 - 07:51 AM AND the fifty, pure magic, off to church now, bye |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Fourty ninerrr Date: 16 Nov 03 - 05:33 AM Yes I have done it I have got the fourty niner!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 15 Nov 03 - 05:53 AM becaus eyou are as sad as the rest of us! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 15 Nov 03 - 05:49 AM Why oh why am i up and posting here at 10:50 on a saturday morning?!?!?! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: harpmaker Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:43 PM got it ted. nice to see you've keeping yourselves amused while my pc's been down! ps. loved the toilet joke!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:10 PM I thought it was strange when i tried to get on the site at dinner time and it wouldnt load!!! damnit! a whole day of missed useless chat with you lovely people |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 14 Nov 03 - 11:34 AM yo fans, mudcat been down all day in these here parts. boy have i got some work done because of it! ps just had a PMfrom harpmaker,tried to reply, but let know if i cocked it john |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:46 PM ROFL, just read the cubicle toilet thing.... couldnt stop laughing for quite some time!! el_ted let me know if you cant figure out how to post messages at the tabs forum and ill tell you. And, if anyone needs a forum creating just let me know and I will create one or give you the link so you can do it yourself. Can be any subject... tabs, music, chat, bla bla bla, just let me know. For now i will keep working on this one i made yesterday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM Yes I know everytime you take a dump they put an "attention all shiping" warning out in the Humber! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:47 AM we have indoor plumbing in our part of the world john, it's not reached Barton/Hessle yet obviously |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:40 AM Bloody hell thats depressing! Tell you what lets fcuk them all over and fill two! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:12 AM Aye appen you're reight |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:10 AM the meaning of life is simple, there isn't one! you've just got to fill your boots and have a titter! leonardo da vinci said "all that most people leave is a full latrine" that puts us all in perspective eh what? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM Nay el ted that wont appen is 42 really the answer to life, the universe & everything, discuss |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:59 AM oh dear! i bet we get deleted. some of this stuff actually makes sense. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Inspirationless Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:56 AM Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:44 AM Yo I'm back, written my 12 month appraisal form, had a meeting with a concerned resident, attended a community meeting, missed me dinner and still not written that report, DOH!!!!!!!! someone give me some inspriation (& spelling lessons). |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Harri Watts Band Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:43 AM Its the moon Coming out on Angel eyes |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:32 AM talking of which, the new subdued lighting in spring bank tavern is a little risque isn't it? has mick tom been on a "soft porn film lighting" course? it certainly made you look quite fanciable dave. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,gordon bennet Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:26 AM I have never been on a porn site, I resemble that remark !! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:23 AM gordon bennet!! we get more "guests" than a porn site!! are you all too embarrassed to log in and hit our thread? are we the hinge and bracket of mudcat? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM Sibling I do not believe for one second that you have ever argued with anyone, a cross word has never passed your lips !! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM yo tot's, tell adam i found his tab site. we ought to meet and slap some flamenco tab up it for all my fans!/?1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:18 AM dad, i have not backed out on purpose i would have loved to gone to the gig! its not my fault im workin. you old women!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: sweetfire Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:15 AM wahey, found it! the lovely adam showed me what to do, ok it took ages n we ended up arguing but its worth it! hehe x |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,littlelady Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:07 AM blah |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Tasteless Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:02 AM Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night following a Spring Bank Tavern open mic night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it. "Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For god sake, you asshole....it's ten past three in the morning!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:42 AM a) haven't a clue b) haven't a clue ask me one about flamenco, go on, anything else? i dunno. are you still on course for PTH on saturday? sophia's backed out but i am taking her sister along to hear them |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:37 AM Oi don't be an omadawn el ted (and don't show your ignorance by pretending to know a)what an Omadawn is or b) how to pronounce it) :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:13 AM somehow i doubt that, oh strangler of seafood! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:10 AM I'm a genius then! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:42 AM wow! i am subnormal then! i saw two first read through then three on the second go. it this what they teach you at HSE school then? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Eyeless Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:36 AM Quick Eye Exam... Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!! Count the number of F's in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS Managed it? Scroll down only after you have counted them! OK? How many? Three? Wrong, there are six - no joke! Read again! FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS The reasoning is further down... The brain cannot process the word "OF". Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius Three is normal. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Hairless Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:23 AM I think so, and we owe it to the SALON for our hair RE-style |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM nice one hatless.i hope sophia doesn't lose it before next wednesday.your outfits blended nicely last night! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:57 AM lol! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Hatless Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:46 AM Aussie Toilets I walked into a public toilet at The Canberra Centre where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my dacks and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "G'day mate, how are you going?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Amm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say." |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:20 AM adam, found your site!!! this could be fab if i could bloody well get into it!! we could put flamenco tab on it for all my fans!! we could put SP's octopus tabs up as well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:33 AM adam, i went on google, and there is bugger all there!is your site functional yet? |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:13 AM oi adam, can you use a computer properly then? it sounds like it! i shall peruse your site shortly. i expect it to be flamenco though! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 12 Nov 03 - 04:09 PM Back again!! just to say about a new forum i created http://tabs.board.dk3.com its for guitar tabs and stuff but then again i dont know that much on the guitar so it will probably end up being crap! but anyway, feel free to join or have a look round (only created it today btw, so its not too full of info at the moment) |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: s6k Date: 12 Nov 03 - 02:37 PM OOOooooooh our very own thread. I feel so special... But i bet none of you are online at the minute, so I'm gonna go play along to some john lee hooker on the guitar. (as you do) hmm lovely day at college tomorrow complete with a 2 hour break... think i shall pay this place a visit at some point. well anyway, catch ya later |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: smallpiper Date: 12 Nov 03 - 01:01 PM Bloody hell watch out or Mrs Drinkall from number 21 will find out about this! And Penelope .......... shudder! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 12 Nov 03 - 12:17 PM now we're getting somewhere! keep those loonies comin'! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,SPIROGRAPH Date: 12 Nov 03 - 12:10 PM ( ==== ==== ) ( OOO OOO ) ( ) 0 \ / \---------------/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 12 Nov 03 - 11:39 AM wise words from our chum at the HSE there! mind you, if you lot had your bloody way nowt would get built! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: GUEST,Rave On Date: 12 Nov 03 - 11:35 AM Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:52 AM don't tell me you can't find this one either sophia. we should be up to 50 posts by now! anyway stuff baby sitting! let's see PTH on saturday. we'll have cess with us but if we slap some make up on her and give her a happy pill we should get away with it!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: Beverley Barton Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:15 AM woo hoo!! thanks muppet! tot's, where are you? |
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Subject: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters From: muppett Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:07 AM There you go sweet fire & el ted another thread for you to entertain us all |
