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BS: Marmite or tenor banjo

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Subject: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:45 PM

That is the question.   One of them has to go but which one? I need help on this one. They both have a long history and each have benefits as well as disadvantages. How will I decide?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: jeffp
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:48 PM

Keep the Marmite. Send me the banjo.

Simple, really.

jeffp


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:52 PM

Oh, OR. I thought it said "Marmite ON tenor banjo" and I wondered how it would taste.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:57 PM

I already know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: The Barden of England
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:18 PM

Quick - I want my medication!!! Both are awful, but I'm addicted - Cold Turkey is not in the vocabulary!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Mr Red
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:28 PM

a) Well nobody cries when you cut up a Marmite.

b) One burns longer.

c) Being able to throw both into a skip without touching the sides.

Tick one of the above.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dead Horse
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:54 PM

Is there an antipodean equivalent called Veggiejo?
(not that I really give a damn, actually)


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hrothgar
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:00 AM

Vegemite - but let's not go through all that again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:13 AM

marmite marmite marmite... it has to go!

marmite marmite marmite... it has to go!

MARMITE MARMITE MARMITE... IT HAS TO GO!

Keep your banjo you can stuff the marmite!

Ella


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:24 AM

I prefer dueling marmite


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM

dear mudcat,
            please delete this thread now!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:33 AM

Wot's up el ted


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:44 AM

you bugger! you've done it again! a combined thread on my two least favourite things!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:06 AM

If you get shot of the banjo, what are you going to put the bread on when you toast it under the grill, before you put the marmite on it ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:15 AM

A bodrum ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:29 AM

now you're talking!we need a recipe thread on how to combine the two into a nice souffle! maybe topped off with marinated smallpipes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:34 AM

Along with diced electric organs ?(ask Raggytash about the story of the organ!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:35 AM

no no! piano accordians!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:42 AM

How long do you have to boil a shaky egg ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Mr Red at woooooooork
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 07:49 AM

Ella

I quite agree, how are you on ukelelies visa vis Bovril?

muppett

There is only one thing worse than Marmite - dual Marmite (apologies to Ambrose Bierce)
FWIW I duellled Marmite for 4 years at boarding school AND went without many a pudding in the process. Now I am a man and have put away childish things like the pot of Marmite. I think I won that jewel.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Still seeing red
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 07:53 AM

Dave Bryant

How long do you shake a boil? And talking of shaky song spots.......... and if you squeeze a banjo it oozes brown I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:30 AM

I think that if you put the marmite under the banjo, shove a fused blasting cap into the marmite....


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:57 AM

ukelelies any time... Bovril NEVER!

errwwwwwwwwwwww!

Heck I'd even go for a shaky egg than a tub of bovril!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,banjoman
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:30 AM

Why is everyone so cruel to this much loved instrument - the banjo of course-
Don't you know that most of the worlds worst conflicts ( American Civil War for example) were fought over the right to make & play the banjo.
The banjo is a much maligned instrument, unlike the melodeon which is the last refuge of the musically incompetent.
As for Marmite - I hate the stuff, but it can be used as an adhesive to stick floor tiles down.

Leave of the banjo and pick on something (or someone)your own size


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Guessed
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:57 AM

Now given the alcopops and all that crap - and flower flavour brews from Belgium - like limbics - how long before we see Marmite flovoured beer (full circle - eh?) and real ales with a dash of Mm?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM

What was the name of that sauce in the story "Two Bottles of Relish"? Num-nuts or something, wasn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 11:02 AM

Banjos aren't very nice on toast or in a sandwich.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:39 PM

Actually banjoman, the Civil War was fought over the right NOT to play the banjo...


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:41 PM

But not necessarilly in Alabama - right?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 05:00 AM

This is all very interesting but it still doesn't answer the question. All I'm getting is knee jerk reactions and obscure passions. Can somebody please be more specific? We'll start with you Ted 6El9.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Bella Button
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 03:54 AM

I lick honey off organs. Hope this helps


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 07:49 AM

banjos have more uses than marmite, you can't slice cheese with marmite. Get real.
luv eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 02:57 AM

Like it Bella, not so sure about eric but I see his heart's in the right place!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 04:06 AM

I also like it Bella.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:57 AM

Bella - I hope you lick it all off - it might feel rather sticky if not !


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Be
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 06:21 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bella Button
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 06:25 AM

I have a long moist tongue and am not happy until every bit of honey is consumed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sailorsam
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 07:57 AM

You sound like my type of girl Bella but I have Vellum Pluckers Disease. Would that be a problem?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:07 AM

luv it Bella, my organ is vastly underused.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:17 AM

It sounds like marmite is now off the menu. O/k banjo or honey?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Bella Button
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:40 AM

To pluck or not to pluck!
Give that organ an airing more often


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Sailorsam
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 08:53 AM

How do you like to pluck Bella?
5-string, 4-string, G-string, no-string or just stilleto's?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 09:40 AM

A difficult choice. Is one obliged to eat the banjo? If so, I guess it beats the marmite by a slim margin. If, on the other hand, one is obliged to play them, the marmite wins by a substantial margin!

Did you know that TWAWKI is threatened by an imminent attack of giant marmites?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: ced2
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:01 PM

Isn't the truth more like:- marmite makes a more tuneful sound... and by the way Eric le Rouge which of your two organs are you on about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:53 AM

Well not a bloody mouth organ.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM

What did the organist say to the Marmite when it siezed his tenor banjo?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 12:00 PM

Why is it that I have developed a craving for honey ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 12:05 PM

Is it because you are a bee?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 07:22 PM

I think their is a bee connection but it's BEEla Button.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 09:32 AM

I have a relation called eric the half bee.
eric the red


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