Iraq Christmas carol

Subject: BS: Iraq Xmas carol
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 12:29 PM

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ding ding ding ding


The war over there is frightful
and gets worse when it is nightfall
The news has become a show
Let us know let us know let us know

Well it doesn't show signs of stopping
We can hear the small arms popping
and the lights are turned way down low
let us know let us know let us know

When we finally kill Saddam
We'll say everything is all right
talking heads just don't understand
why they continue to fight.

While our soldiers are slowly dying
Bush is still denying
so as long as we have to go
Let us know let us know let us know


picture and verse parody by Don Hakman

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Xmas carol
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 01:20 PM

Well done!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Xmas carol
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 04:59 PM

WINTER WONDERLAND

RPG's !, are you list'nin?
in the lane (stuff) is glist'nin
a frightening sight
we're worried tonight
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!

Gone away is the old lord
here to stay is the new lord
we sing an old song
as we go along
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!

In the township we can build a statue
then pretend its Bush with his big frown.
he'll say, "are you finished?"
we'll say, "no, man!
but you can do the job when you're in town!"

Later on we'll conspire
as we duck from the fire
to face unafraid
the plans that he made
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!

In the mountains we can build a pipeline
and pretend that everthings OK
we'll have lots of fun with mr. pipeline
until the other kids blow him away!

When it blows, ain't it thrillin'
though your bones gets a chillin'
we'll frolic and play
the Iraqi way
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!



(fade - for the next 50 years...)

walkin' in a desert blunderland!
small arms ring are you listenin'
walkin' in an oily blunderland!...

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Xmas carol
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 05:01 PM

heres another just for the rum of it...


The Little Drummer Boy

Man I need me
Some Extra strength Tums
I ate some turkey
and some extra strength tums
Then I had dessert
and extra strength tums
and ninty proof egg nog
Pa rum pum rum pum,
Rum pum rum pum,
rummy pum rum

So not to offend
Pa rum rum rum rum
I had more rum
Some rum and tums yum
Now I'm queasy
Some rum and tums yum
I had some fruit cake too
Some rum and tums yum
Oh no they want to sing
Some rum and tums yum
I got heart burn
thats fit for a King
Some rum and tums yum,
rum 'n tums yum,
rum 'n tums yums.

Here's a drink for you
Some rum 'n tums yum
Got some gum?

Mary nodded
Some rum 'n tum gum
The ox and lamb kept time
Some rum 'n tum gum
I sang my guts out then
Pa rum pum pum pum
I sang my best for them
Some rum 'n tum gum,
rum 'n more pum,
rum 'n more pum
Then they smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum

Me on the run

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Xmas carol
From: LadyJean
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 12:35 AM

Silent night
Lonely night,
praying my lover is all right.
His unit went out to Iraq in June.
They told us then he would come home soon.
How I wish it were true.
Oh my love how I miss you.

Silent night
Lonely night
The ten o'clock news gave me a fright.
9 soldiers killed by a bomber today.
Bush said the war was over last May.
But our soldiers still die
Now I am wondering why

Silent night
Lonely night
Yearning for my heart's delight.
Our soldiers are there 'til the fighting is done.
Leaving so many here waiting alone.
Praying for their release
Praying for heavenly peace.