MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Dec 03 - 11:17 PM

There's still a little Apple Betty left over there also, for anyone who has room for some extra high-octane calories.

Sage sends Moonglow up into the rafters to disengage the tree from the harness. Several animals have apparently imprinted on her and Moonglow is followed by two cats, three ducks, a goose (where did it come from?) and three swans.

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 11:01 AM

and the beauty of having a party in the Tavern?

tosses a few more dirty plates into the kitchen - then closes the door - and re-opens to display a shining new clean kitchen - cupboards fully stocked, dishes sparkling

NO CLEANUP!

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 12:39 PM

Wow! Can you build ME one of those, Mmario? Oh, wait, my kids have on of those already. . . it's called "Mom's kitchen." But I'd like one--put me on your waiting list, please.

Sage looks back into the tavern from the kitchen door to see that the leftover food has been placed in nicely-fitting Tupperware and the bartender moves to place the containers into the built-in restaurant-sized fridge down at the end beyond the bar. You'd never know it was there if you hadn't seen where he found the door handle. Looks like there are leftovers for everyone once they wake up from the naps that seem to be happening all around the tavern. . .

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 04:08 PM

Geoff the Duck espies a free space under the corner table. He waddles across, and fluffs up his feathers. He listento the sound of James Brown on the Juke-box, singing "!Get Down" and thinks - that sounds like a good idea. He takea a final look around at the green jello and pine needle splattered barroom, waves a quiet farewell to the occupants of the Mudcat Christmas Tavern, and curls up under the table to wait for early door opening next year.....
Quack.......
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:51 PM

Yep. It's real quiet in here.

Ahhhhhhh.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 04:13 PM

Someone want to warp the tavern through a sub-space continium or three unti it's clean? I am *NOT* cooking in that kitchen. Something got left in the fridge and I think it has evolved.

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: MBSLynne
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 04:20 PM

Urgh! You're right, it's disgusting in here! Quick MMario, wake Cluin up and let's get this place cleaned up before everybody starts to arrive.......

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 04:49 PM

Fugg it!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:39 PM

Mario, you open the fridge door -- quickly and from the side and make sure you stand out of the way. I've got a flamethrower/disinfectant sprayer combination here that will definitely take care of whatever's in there.

Okay, get ready....

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Dani
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:12 PM

I'm up for a little cleaning - work I can see the results of!! Let's do it! We'll feel so much better when it's done, then we can sit back and drink some warm spiced wine while someone with a little more creative energy does a little decorating.

I brought some cheez doodles, some leftover grilled chicken and an apple pie. Not quite ready for holiday music, so how 'bout we just hum a little. If we get that piano cleaned up SOMEONE'S bound to show up and play it!

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:30 PM

Last time you did that to the piano, someone was sick up in the shallow end, which is why no-one ever plays 'Fur Elise' on it anymore.

Shall we adjourn to the new place next door? It's a bit cleaner, this place looks like someone tried to stuff a duck...... with a melodeon!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:46 PM

Ready Rapaire? On the count of three....

One...

Two...

THREE!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:46 PM

But bring that old firehose, just in case.....


A

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 08:48 PM

Dang it all! Missed!

That's some nasty sucker in there. Whoa, those tentacles have suckers bigger'n the hubcaps on a '59 Cadillac!

Ah, Mario, the wall seems to be on fire. I may have kinda sprayed the flame around a bit too much....

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 08:57 PM

Wait!!!

Don't DO that--it's the squid--wake him up slowly and he'll leave on his own. I bet if you uncover the hot tub out on the patio he'll head that direction.

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: GUEST,Creature of the briney deep
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 09:07 PM

Ack! Shut the door or turn off the light!

Bitch and moan. . . your breath would smell like this also if you'd been asleep in a Frigidaire^© for the last three months. Someone shut the door on me early in the fall, and everyone left in a hurry. . .

Splatt

now on the floor, a tentacle reaches out and delicately strokes Rapaire's thigh and Susan's ankle then he quietly humps and slithers out the door leaving a slime trail behind him

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 09:19 PM

Shove him through here! And jump through yourself, this place is a tinderbox!

Catch! Here's Bert's credit card!

Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT Christmas Tavern 2003
From: GUEST,ducks cats dogs birds fish squid
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 09:34 PM

exit, stage left