Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam

Subject: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: The Shambles
Date: 14 Dec 03 - 01:31 PM

Hiders In Holes by The Shambles

These hiders from light
Talk boldly of fight
They tell an unconvincing story

These hiders in caves
Send young men to their graves
To die, they believe in glory

What is this cause?
These holy wars!
You may choose to pay the ultimate price
But do the misused?
Have the right to choose?
Those who will share their sacrifice?

These hiders in holes
These sellers of souls
These market dealers in doom

Hiders behind skirts
They nurture their hurts
With arms that reach out from the gloom

Why the cry?
An eye for an eye!
That retribution be both swift and ruthless?
Is it the master plan?
That each and every land
Be filled with the blinded and the toothless?

These hiders can lie
The dark blinding their eyes
Safe from those that would kill them

These hiders may hide
They're safe inside
Let them have their holes . . . and then fill them

© Roger Gall 2001

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 14 Dec 03 - 07:26 PM

I wish l was a mole in the ground.
Yes, I wish I was a mole in the ground:
If I was a mole in the ground,
I'd root that mountain down,
And I wish I was a mole in the ground.

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Dec 03 - 07:29 PM

From The Goon Show:

Bloodnok: I made them come to me on their knees - I hid in a drain!

Robin

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 03 - 06:47 AM

Richard and Linda Thompson - "Mole in A Hole"

"I want to be a mole in a hole digging low and slow/I want to be a fly flying high in the sky."

Being as the first didn't work I'd assume the second was the better option.

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 03 - 07:26 AM

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:55 AM

If the Americans had listened to Paul McCartney they could have captured Saddam long ago.

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: Schantieman
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 08:53 AM

Ten thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire?

S

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 10:23 AM

some like it hot pot hole by the uphill gardeners

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:53 PM

The Beatles


Ticket to ride

He said that livin in holes
was getting him down....yeah
He will never be free
with the US around

He went to Tikrit to hi ide
He went to Tikrit to hi i ide
He went to Tikrit to hide

and he don't care
Thats right he don't care

They said he didn't put up a fight
he didn't look right , he didn't look right, to me

Bush is feelin outright delight
like Dudly DoRight, like Dudly DoRight he beams.

He said that livin in holes
was getting him down....yeah
Iraq will never be free
with the US around

He went to Tikrit to hi ide
He went to Tikrit to hi i ide
He went to Tikrit to hide

and he don't care
Saddam he don't care

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 11:58 PM

My friend Karen Everson and I do a book of cartoons, that comes out in August. We ended our last one with WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO SADDAM HUSSEIN and a picture of a frog with a moustache saying, "The Mother of All Ribbits". He must have been turned back because the other frogs complained.

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: The Shambles
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 02:05 AM

Tikrit To Hide brought a big smile.

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 04:24 AM

" to Tikrit to hide" was the way I heard it.
Closer parody of the original.

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 04:26 AM

" to Tikrit to hide" was the way I heard it.
Closer parody of the original.

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 04:27 AM

bloody HTML.....

"He's gone to Tikrit to hide" was the way I heard it.
Closer parody of the original.

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 06:50 AM

There was I, diggin' this hole,
Hole in the ground . . . . .

Subject: LYR.Add.:Capture of Saddam
From: Charley Noble
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 04:55 PM

Capture of Saddam

(Parody of "Ground Hog")

Old Paul Bremer, sent the 4th Infantry, (3x)
To hunt down Saddam, the tyrant Iraqi,
Sad-dam!

Whistle up yer dog and loaden up yer gun…
Away to Tikrit, we'll have great fun…

He's in here, boys, the hole's wore slick…
Run here, Sam, with yer forked stick!…

Git down, Sam, and in there peep…
Fer I think I see him sound asleep…

Stand back, boys, and let's be wise…
Fer I think I see his beaded eyes…

Hold them dogs, boys, don't let' em howl…
I thought I heerd Old Saddam growl…

Run back, Sam, cut a long pole…
Let's roust this bugger right out of his hole…

Back came Sam with a ten-foot pole…
He roused it in Old Saddam's hole…

Now work, boys, work, dig that loam…
We'll bring Old Saddam's bacon home…

I heerd 'im give a whistle, heerd 'im give a wail…
As I wound my stick right in his tail…

Stand back, boys and gi' me some air…
I've got Saddam by his old short hairs…

Up steps Bush with a snigger and a squeak…
"So much for Dean on the cover of Newsweek!"…


Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: GUEST,reggie miles
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 12:16 PM

Ace of Spades


Where will you find a dic-tater, when he's cast from his ivory tower?

Uprooted from his throne, he'll be hiding all alone, holed up like a sad damn old coward.

In a root cellar's where he will cower

For months they hunted and sought him, they searched everywhere all around.

When finally found, in his hole in the ground, they surrounded his spidery plot,

And dug him up without firing a shot

A dic-tater just doesn't keep well, in a hole way down deep in the ground.

He'll be bearded and ripe, from suckin' air through a pipe, that ace of spades will be smelling quite sour,

And very badly in need of a shower

And how did he keep warm while down there, in his dark dirty place in the sand?

He feathered his nest, with nothing but the best, with a cool ¾s of a mill,

All American one hundred dollar bills.

And when he's tried for the crimes he's committed, no mercy will be handed down.

Then they'll plant him again, right back where they found him, way down deep in a hole in the ground.

So down deep that he'll never be found.


Reggie Miles © 2003

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: The Shambles
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 12:22 PM

Did I dream that the troops who found him are to export the hole back to their US base?

I must have done, if I didn't then a song about how you go about shipping a hole must be a good subject for a song challenge?

Subject: RE: Hiders in Holes - Songs for Saddam
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 01:52 PM

I was thinking of working up a parody for this concept based on "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" but I thought better of it...

Charley Noble