Alternative Christmas songs: Iraq

Subject: RE: Alternative Christmas songs: Iraq
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 12:25 PM

bad job

Subject: RE: Alternative Christmas songs: Iraq
From: GUEST,Tiffany
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 01:51 PM

you people should feel ashamed. if you dont then your souls should burn in hell.

Subject: RE: Alternative Christmas songs: Iraq
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 12:11 AM

All I want for Christmas is Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein.
All I want for Christmas is Saddam Hussein,
So he can get me re elected!

The tune, of course, is "All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth."

Subject: Lyr Add: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:04 PM

South Park has the ever festive "Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry F#cking Christmas"


- Lyrics, Very offensive, Here -

Nothing says Christmas like an offensive holiday sing-a-long. Thanks to South Park you can have one too!

Here are a couple of my favorites:

WARNING: IT IS OFFENSIVE - but funny!

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, so Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammed, and not in our holiday,
And so every December I go to the Middle East and say

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, the Koran,
And here's some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate

There is no holiday season in India, I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about.
And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink Egg Nog and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate

Now I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several Gods, and put needles in their skin
On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan, and walk around and say

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass you infidelic Pagan scum
In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus, Merry Fucking Christmas to you

On Christmas day,
I travel 'round the world and say
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas to you

CHRISTMAS TIME IN HELL

Satan: Well I tell you what,
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C'mon everyone, gather `round!

String up the lights and light up the tree
We're going to make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in Hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas time in Hell!

There goes Jeffery Dahmer,
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it,
He'll eat up all he can.

And there goes John F. Kennedy
Caroling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!

Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in Hell!

Adolf, here's a present for you.

Hitler: Oh? O Tannenbaum!

Satan: Yes, O Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from Heaven's door
To rule in Hell forevermore
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cause It's Christmas time in Hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
It's Christmas time in Hell!

There's Princess Diana
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old Saint Nick!

So string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It's Christmas time in Hell!

We've got to toast together, and make it quick!
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell

It's Christmas time...

(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)

Christmas time...

(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)

It's Christmas time in hell!

Subject: Alternative Christmas songs: Iraq
From: GUEST,Karen Jonason
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 04:32 PM

I thought people maight like to have a brief song I wrote, inspired by "The Archers" carol practice the other night:

In Iraq they're feeling jolly
Tra la la la la la la la la
Arms exporters count the lolly
Tra la etc
Old Sadam has been discovered
Hiding in a cellar deep
Bush and Blair both take the credit
Now we safe at night can sleep (this line sung piously)