BS: A different type of name thread

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:31 PM

Stan Byerman
Marion Oldman
Mark Meiwerdson
Eddy Tanguwant
Hugh Gauddit

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:06 PM

Our local taxidermist is named Reg Brain. It would be wonderful if he had a brother named "Dick"...with a bad leg.

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,Fluffy Merkin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:19 PM

Shirley Knott
Helen Bach

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,mat
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 02:09 PM

Mr. Dick Graspit

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: ranger1
Date: 17 Apr 04 - 03:05 PM

There was a dentist in Newcastle, Maine named Dr. Toothaker.
The vet we took our dog to when I was a little kid was named Dr. Ketchum.

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Apr 04 - 01:07 AM

Mike Oxbent
George S. 2 Good 2B True

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 20 Feb 04 - 05:51 PM

Two real names I have known.

Heidi Ho      (Korean, not a prostitute)
Daisy Moist   ( I wonder if it is)

Really!

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 06:58 PM

Here at the University where I work, there's an employee named Candy Hart (actually Candice, but she really calls herself Candy)—and another named Sandy Beach (Sandra). I once knew someone named Dusty Rhodes (I think her real name was Dorothy).

The Car Talk Guys—Tom & Ray Magliozzi—who call their parent company Dewey, Cheetham & Howe—have a great list of names they've used in their "credits" at the end of the show. But it looks like they've reorganized their website recently, and some links are broken, so I wasn't able to make the correct page come up. If you want to go looking for it, you might start here: http://cartalk.cars.com/menus/show.html
* * *

Upton O. Goode

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 01:47 AM

Helen Bach
Albert Hall
Phelim Wiggle
Dewey Cheatham
William Harrymee
Martha Focker

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Jeanie
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 04:01 PM

I heard the other day of a Mr. & Mrs. Royds who called their daughter Emma. (It's true - not a word of a lie).

And here is a North of England one, courtesy of Victoria Wood:

Willie Eckerslike

- jeanie

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 03:46 PM

Met a lady last night named
Sharon Dick.
She named her daughter Amanda.

It's true.

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,van
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 12:45 PM

Roger Moore (pronounced the Engish way)
Hugh Jampton
Phil Mapool - the swimming pool attendant

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 01:56 PM

No Fun Son>
Cap Puccino>

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 08:38 PM

Paige Turner>
Sandy Beach>
Dusty Rhoads>
Rita Book>
Amanda Cary>
Red Balls>
Buster Legg>
Hi and Guy Wire twins>
Hugo Dare>

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 04:04 PM

Sid Rydown
Ima Dicfiend
Martha Vinyard
Norman Conquest
Emannuel Transmission
Arthur Itis
Ivana Tinkle

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 01:18 AM

Cliff Palette
Jerry Atrick
Felice Navidad
Jessica Zadog
Hans Upmister
Harry Arsenault


And Red Peters' song Two Gay Irishmen.

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 01:02 PM

Tommy Aiken
Ron Away
Claire Salen
Sue Yurazov
Jenny Dennything?

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 02:20 AM

Olivia Alone
Aaron Laundry
Scott Free
Madame Lipschitz
Ophelia Cumming

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 05:35 PM

Les Ismore
Pete Moss
Tommy Gunn
Steve Edore
Molly Coddle
Bruno T. Intin
Paul Mafinger

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 05:08 PM

Oh, I almost forgot "Richard Cranium"

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 05:08 PM

How about "Craven Morehead", and that Russian Dominatrix "Katia Kokov"

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: muppett
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 07:01 AM

L.M. Entry
Hedi Vodka
Helen Back
Elanor earth
B. Oil Dekettle
Eileen over
Meow Miy
Zebor Dedodar

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,weerover
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 05:41 AM

Pete Burns
R. Soles

wr

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 05:36 AM

The Irish Gays:
Patrick Fitzmichael & Michael Fitpatrick
The Scots gays:
Ben Doon & Phil McCavity
Russian stripper:
Eva Braroff


Books:
Seven Days in the Saddle: by Major Bumsaw
Haunted House: by Hugo Furst
Rusty Bedsprings: by I P Knightly


Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Firecat
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 05:23 AM

Don't you lot watch The Simpsons??? Some of Bart's calls to Moe's Tavern are perfect, such as:-

Bea O'Problem
Amanda Huggenkiss
Hugh Jass (That one backfired, cos there WAS a person with that name!)


Those are the ones I can remember.

Also, has anyone heard of the book "Police: A Beginner's Guide" by Laura Norder? :-)))

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: mouldy
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 02:36 AM

My daughter's former headmaster was called Alan Key. He even had a personalised plate on his car!
Last night my friend told me that her local vet (as in doggy doctor) is called Jack Russell, and says he's heard all the jokes.

Andrea

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 12:15 AM

For real?

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 04 Jan 04 - 01:20 AM

Peter Beater once held public office in WV (I cannot remember which one or when).

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 11:31 PM

Seymour Butz
Oliver Klohzoff
Jacques Strap
Mike Rotch
Sam and Janet Evening
Jose Kanuzee
Juan Tona Mara
Madame Syatica Zaktinup

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 09:24 PM

Then there's the motto of the Dickens Cider Company...

"Nothing warms your sweetie on a cold winter's night quite like a hot Dickens Cider"

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Sorcha
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 09:15 PM

Evelyn Death (British pronounciation)

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: C-flat
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 07:12 PM

My sister-in-laws' maiden name is Beverly Hill. My brother is a policeman. Does that make him Beverly Hills cop?

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 06:16 PM

Knew some one called Bruce Kerr - he had a brother called wayne...

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,Geno
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 10:02 AM

Has anybody mentione Wayne Kerr? Might also be applied to...

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 07:34 AM

Doctor Blood
Doctor Death - actually D'eath..

and others I can't remember, there were some "Nurse ones" too.

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: C-flat
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 04:32 AM

Orson Cart.
I like those real names that you come across occassionally that sound like someone famous and that usually belong to someone bordering on strange.

A kid from my childhood.......Mickey Splane. Poor Mickey couldn't have been further from his (almost) namesake Mickey Spillane, a name which conjured up images of tough, smart-mouthed, gun carrying P.I.'s.
No, my Mickey was boss-eyed with a speech impediment and some behavioral problems.

A couple of names I have come across at work.......Vera Flynn and Nora Leytion(Lay-shun) make me smile.

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Little Robyn
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 01:49 AM

Lucy Lastic
W.C.Chambers
Lydia Ashcan
And then there's the Northumbrian pipe tune - Jacky Layton! Eee!
Robyn

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Mickey191
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 05:52 PM

Won Hung Low

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Sorcha
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 05:01 PM

Ima Pig
Chanda Lear (real one, LearJets)
Dick Long
Mary Mi
Sue Cow
(looks like)Helen Green

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:53 PM

From my schooldays (2 or 3 years ago...)

Theresa Green
Fat Burns
Mustapha Phag

And one I realy knew

Phil Officer

(not quite right but pretty good all the same)

Cheers

:D

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:37 PM

I am familiar with Dick Swells, in Earnest.

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: *daylia*
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:31 PM

MG, I know Dick Hertz! From Beeton, right? And his wife, Dick Shrivels, from Coldwater.

Heard they've moved right next door to Dick Oozes, in Anguish ...

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: pdq
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:24 PM

Wun Long Dong

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:20 PM

Princess Kamonna Wanalaya

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: PoppaGator
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:18 PM

Heywood Jablowmie

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: pdq
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:01 PM

..let's see if someone can take a little jab the right way...

Ignore Amos

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 03:31 PM

Was laughing so hard, I hiot the enter button!

Good ones, Cluin!

Sal Monella
I.P. Standing

I wonder if this is truly "guy" humor?

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 03:28 PM

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: Mickey191
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 12:52 PM

This is a true name taken from the local column of Sheriff's Reports: Jale Byrd

Self fulfilling prophesy indeed. She robbed a bank.
What Mum & Dad, in their right mind would name a kid this?

Subject: RE: BS: A different type of name thread
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 12:43 AM

Don't forget ol' Phil O'Dendron

Igot Crabbes
Mudden Yerye
Peter Draggin' (a novel by the above mentioned I.P. Freely)
Haffa Seck
Inna Tick
Justa Bitt
Uneeda Heap (sold by Lem Oncars)