Punch The horse new year fred

Subject: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 11:04 AM

Happy New year !!!!

I am pleased, nay proud, to announce that "Punch The Horse" will be playing at "Durty Nellies" Hull tonight usual start.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 11:13 AM

to you too Osson mate

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 05:32 AM

Come on then give us a list of gigs for January and the release date for your CD

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 04 Jan 04 - 02:27 PM

Another year, another thread. Hey up piper, hows it hanging?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 04 Jan 04 - 03:44 PM

in fine voice today Mick-only matched by the superiority of your knitwear!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 03:57 AM

...and my headwear.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 06:07 AM

Why thank you Linda.I am thinking of having a pair of underpants made of the same material.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 09:11 AM

Here we are then. I hope you like me manages to survive the Festive season by the skins of me teeths and hope to see more daylight ASAP Happy Nude Year To Ye all. CT

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 09:21 AM

Going to the survivours session at the six bells the morra CT and KJ?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: KJ
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:26 AM

We are indeed Johnny me lad, can you e.mail us, major problems with USB ports, digital cameras & not being able to update 'cos of a stupid service pack!! means we've lost our e.mail adresses as we've had to do a clean install, bollocks,bollocks, stupid f*****g, useless pieces of machinery. I hate computers, so there!! Rant rant rant.....

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:41 AM

Don't talk to me about bloody computers!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:49 AM

consider it done kj

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 12:36 PM

Well my computer is fucked as well. And yesterday the washing machine failed mid-cycle. And I got mud on my trousers.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 03:35 PM

Oaklet dearest, what kind of mud, was it the thick clay based mud that I so love to wrestle in, or was it the thin runny stuff that I paint on before sex. Can we share recipes

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:01 AM

If a sentance has "Oakley" "Trousers" and "mud" in it you can bet your last centime it will be something runny, fizzy and slightly unpleasant.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:07 AM

Smallpipes, I have been in touch with the powers that be at the "Fairview" they will be doing the last bit of mixing on the Wednesday fourteenth of this month so I will get a demo the same day.

I have the cover sorted out, so afterI have aranged the running order I am quietly confident we will have it ready for consumption the very next week.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:17 AM

Excellent I look forward to hearing it

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:17 AM

I was going to add.. anyone going to the six bells barow tonight?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:54 AM

Smallpliers,

Ted Evans (the builder, not the paramedic), Frank, his half-sister - Moreen, Norris, Dirty Ron, The Lewis brothers, Ken Harris and Nigel Potts will hopefully be joining me for a game or two if darts and dominoes in the 6 Bells tonight. So please keep the bloody racket down in the back room.

Ragu Tosh, it was the cloying stuff with a high organic content. The recipe is: take one dominant, careless, overfed dog....

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 07:34 AM

Okay oakers I'll bring the Highland Pipes then! That'll screw your aim up so you might win!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 07:54 AM

I have gained permission from the Bridgemaster to borrow the Humber foghorn which is pitched in E flat. This is rather lucky, means I will be able to join in with some of smallpipers highland tunes.CT.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:29 AM

Colin Thompson!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:34 AM

Oss, do you have any serving suggestions in order to best consume the CD? Does shellfish figure prominently?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 12:35 PM

No.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 05:27 AM

Did you win at Darts then Oakers?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 06:14 AM

And did rural sex survive the ordeal?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 06:22 AM

No, no-one turned up so I had to play tunes and that in the back room instead. And I walked 7 miles to get a game of arrows as well. I was wondering how I got home.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 06:31 AM

Our good friend Bassic carried you home my friend in a large sack with the logo of South Ferribee Welk Farms inc. embalzoned upon its side do you know them?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 12:20 PM

Darts!!! is this a new string to yer bow then oaklet? I used to be shit at them, me, much prefared tipp-itt,dwyle flonking and rhubarb thrashing 'cos they involved skulling rakes of pints.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: KJ
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 02:01 PM

Now what did that poor rhubarb ever do to you?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 04:05 PM

Ah rhubarb... responsible for many a quick sprint to the nearest loo!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Les from Hull
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 04:57 PM

Yes, with rhubarb you get a good run for your money.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 04:45 AM

This thread is putting years on me.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 05:07 AM

Just when you can ill afford to have 'em Deany....

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 05:49 AM

Is the band playing the Endeavour,Whitby on the 27/28th February, hopefully the answer is affirmative as a couple who saw you at the do in Huddersfield will be in town that weekend and would like to see you again, as would the good lady Wombat and myself

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 06:23 AM

Alas, no raggy.We will be at the Butler bear boutique the week before, that is 22/22nd of the Feb.The line up will be - me, Andy, Nikki, Antoine on guitar.Hope you can make it that week instead.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 06:25 AM

I wish I had said that Linda.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 07:05 AM

What is this, the pick on Deanie week....?

By the by, I saw an absolutely superb band on Tuesday night at the Springhead. Called The People. Anybody seen them? Me and the fellas were doing Fizzy Gravy homework. They play every tuesday night, and it ain't folk music, but they were fantastic. Just thought I'd mention it.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 07:14 AM

i seen then, there good, they there ebery tusday, and called the people and frends.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 06:26 AM

So where and when are PTH playing this January?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 08:11 AM

When are you playin next at nellies in hull?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 10:00 AM

Not telling.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:46 AM

Never mind him sweetfire, he's never been the same since he started playing that hoochy - coochy music with his new chums in "Fizzy Gravy".

"Punch The Horse" will be changing your demeanour,wandering over the far famed kerry mountains, serenading maggie in the dirty old town at the "Durty Nellies" on Saturday 31st.I think it is the lovely Nikki on the 'owld fiddle,unless it is Oakers.

Just worth a mention, copies of our new CD will be on sale that night.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:58 PM

Nikki recons its herself on the fiddle that night Osson

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 03:41 AM

Cooooool...! Who's Nikki again?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 03:45 AM

can I come?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 04:18 AM

No.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Marmot
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 04:41 AM

Apologies for being thick - have been in Hull for 4 months now and still failed to find Nellie's - WHERE IS IT????????? Help!!!!!! am getting folk club withdrawl!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 04:50 AM

Nellie's is in Beverley aka The White Horse it's on Hen Gate behind the Bus station. Durty Nellies is on High Street in the Old town in Hull. Near Argos.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 05:31 AM

Cool, thanks for that Osson. I don't think i'm working so i'll hopefully be able to see ya all in action!