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Subject: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:13 PM Yeah, it's another dadgummed birthday thread. But this one is for one of the more "Unique" members! What can be said about the fellow? Well, it can be said that he "wears many pairs of underwear". He is a musician, a Knight, a Mayor, a King, Penelope Rutledge's object of lustful fantasy, a Duck & a Coot d'jour! He plays a mean guitar & mando. He is the Knight of the Realm of Tupelo. he is the founder & Honorable Mayor of Tweedsburg. He is King of the BRB (badly recorded blues). He is First Duck of Mississippi & the Grand Coot d'Jour of MOABcat. He is also a great guy & a good friend & a dedicated lover of the blues (& maybe Penelope Rutledge!). So without further ado.... HAPPYBIRTHDIAY,TWEED!!!!!!May it be a grand start to a great year, my friend! TWEED'S BLUES khanny |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: CarolC Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:19 PM Happy Happy Birthday to you Tweed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:23 PM Aw well shitfire here!!!! Now I got a reason to post..........We can be screwin' with Tweed for a good while!! Like what is unique about his member Ken? And what the hell is a "birthdiay".........Geez, the Mississippi really comes out!! Spaw..........And HBD TWEED!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Amos Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:27 PM His member is unique in that he never tells false tales about it; ad it is tweice a slong as Spaw's, I hear. Happy Birthday, Blues Man!! Love ya! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:30 PM Twice, hell!! If he has one at all, it hias to be 3 times as long as Spaw's!!! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bobert Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:36 PM Well, gol danged! I gotta sneak outta Tweedsburg fir a few minutes or'here an' here Iz finds out about it being the Mayor's birthday! Well, Tweezer, HAPPY DANGED BIRTHDAY!!! Sorry fir yellin' but it's quite a way's back to Mayberry from this big ol city... Shoot, kanny, get a blow torch! We only got a couple hours leff to get all these danged candles lit... So, Tweezer, me and the Wes Ginny Slide Rule, who by the way say's to say "Happy Birthday" to ya as well, figure that yer just about a year younger than you'll be next year, so kick up some dust, youngin'... While ya' can. An' fir God's sake, keep an eye out fir the Bluesylady 'cause, well I weren't 'sposed to say nuthin' but.... she told me that since you kept yer danged birthday so secretive that she was gonna give you a good ol' fashion Tweedsburg duct tapin' fir yer birthday. But that ain't the worserist part of it. Rememeber Beachie's pottie chair? Well, when she get done with yer sorry, year-older butt you'd wished it was the potty chair that you was taped to! Ya' get 'em all lit, hanny? Good! Now, Tweezer, try blowin' that inferno (no, not sterno, dangit...) out! Geeze... da Boberdzz |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:43 PM TO TWEED UPON HIS NATAL DAY It were a day obv note indeed When Missus Shaw hatched liddle Tweed. His visage gived her an attack! She yelled, "It's ugly! Put it back! Or smash it wif a fryin' pan! Don' let it grow to be a man!" But luckily Tweed's Paw said, "No. Th' dawg needs a playmate." And so They took li'l Tweed back to their home An' fed him Moonpies an' cornpone An' collard greens an' ripe bananer Back in th' hills of Indianer. One day Tweed hurd sum Delta blues An' said, "Man! This stuff really rules! I think I'll get me a geetar An' see if I can be a star." But fame escaped him, so they say, An' so he moved to Floreeday. Now Tweed's where winters ain't too hard An' buzzards roost in his backyard. He is First Duck of Mississippi, Tha's quite a gig fer an ol' hippie. He hosts "Tweed's Blues" an', when it's dead, Insults us on that MOAB thread. So Happy Birfday to ya, Tweed! How many of 'em habv you see'd? We hope ya hang fer a few more, 'Cause this place shore wud be a bore Wiffout yore sorry ass in it. Tweed! Mudcat's favo-rite half-wit! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:47 PM Geeze, look at this! An actual piece of crappy-ass poetry honoring Tweed.............Man, this thread's goin' great already!!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Raptor Date: 14 Jan 04 - 09:33 PM Have a good one tweed! Raptor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: wysiwyg Date: 15 Jan 04 - 12:24 AM Natal day? I would have thought he came to us mortals via alchemy? Do they memorialize that, too? Happy Thatday! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Sorcha Date: 15 Jan 04 - 12:40 AM Oh dear...I guess, have a good 'un, Tweedzer....oh dear, heavens help us.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Rustic Rebel Date: 15 Jan 04 - 12:59 AM Happy Birthday Tweed! I am sending you a little Mind blowing game just to keep your mind...well... blowing. Have fun. The mystery is in the cards... Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Jan 04 - 01:46 AM Cute game RR. Took me six tries to figure it out. Tweed'll never get it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bobert Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:20 AM Way to go, RR!!!... Here we are right in the middle of our budget sqabbling to see how we're going to slice up the $12.68 we got in the Tweedsburg Bank... And well, up until you gave the Mayor that puzzle to play with he was making good progress... But now?...... Geeze Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: GUEST,MMario Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:25 AM May your front porch never lack music! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Tweed Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:33 AM HAW!! I am bestride myselv wif glee, A Mudcat birfday thred for me. An' a bidet pome, from Bee-W-El An' frendly greetings, I shore feel swell. The onliest thing that I can find, To mak this day more sooblime, Is birfday wishes from thet liddle harpy, You know the one...Penelyoppe. Thanks everybody. Don't fergit that Martin Luther King were borned on this date too an' he's way more deservin' obv gude wishes then I'll ebver be. Yerz, Tweed K.O.T.R.O.T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Amos Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:51 AM None are the same. That is not only the secret to that stupid card game (1 try) but it is also the secret to the whole UNIVERSE!!! Mwahahahahahahaha. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Tweed Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:35 AM I habv also figgered it out Amos the thing really does read my mind!! How iz this possilby Rustic? Whut a fine dammed birfday gif and shuld brang menny ars obv entertwinement today. Thankcue,thankcue,thankcue.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Date: 15 Jan 04 - 07:23 PM Penelope has been contacted & told it is your b'day; her response was "Harumph, that Creature was actually birthed??" I think that meant "Happy Birthday"! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge Date: 15 Jan 04 - 07:50 PM Well, Tweed, I hear that it is your birthday. Tralala! What a festive occasion! I hope you have hired a brass band. Think back over all the years of your life, Tweed, and consider this: if your parents had not made a terrible error on that night long ago when you were conceived, and launched your little life precipitously into a long-suffering world, you would not be here today...mangling the English language and pestering your neighbours. How lovely that would be! Ah, well, we have to all live with the difficulties and nuisances that existence throws up in our faces, don't we? Have a simply lovely birthday, Tweed. Don't break a leg. * PR |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Peace Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:51 PM Im isse dity esterdy Tweed, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you. Bruce M |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:12 PM Actually, today (1-15) is his b'day! He turned 63 today! Mien Gott! How time flies! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Amos Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:42 PM Time flies like an arrow, doesn't it? And fruit flies like a banana, every now and then. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:15 PM Well said. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 16 Jan 04 - 01:19 AM Hippo Birdies Two Ewes, Hippo Birdies Two Ewes, Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies Two Ewes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Rustic Rebel Date: 16 Jan 04 - 03:54 AM 63? Is that a fact? Tweed you are a 63 year old fuck today? Seems impossible by the way you hold yourself. By the way you dress yourself By the way you love yourself, like no-ones gonna do. But you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Rustic Rebel Date: 16 Jan 04 - 04:39 AM Oh-Did that last post sound insensitive? What I meant to say is exactly what I just said in the post above only I didn't want it to seem too insensitive and if it was please forgive me but... ya know... a 63 year old____!. (No way. I won't repeat it for being accused of being too insensitive.) Damn, I think I'm starting to sound like Bobert with a Little Hawk fill in the blank line. Still love ya after all these months. (Is your birthday over yet?)Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 16 Jan 04 - 04:52 AM Well, Tweedster, if'n y'all can still dress yerself,yer doin' pretty good! RtS (Doyen of badly sung blues) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Tweed Date: 16 Jan 04 - 09:57 AM I am only 52!....damned khardaz... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 16 Jan 04 - 12:48 PM I am exceedingly glad that Tweed is only 52. I knew from last year's birthday threads that Tweed and I are almost exactly the same age. If Tweed is 63 it would mean I also am 63. I was having a real hard time trying to figure out where the eleven years went until that little issue got cleared up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Date: 16 Jan 04 - 06:04 PM OK...technically he is 52, but that only means he just completed has 52nd year; he has just begun his 53rd! So he is older than he thinks! If we counted the years as we should (1 years =9.5 months...the way I count them! ) then he would be approximately 63! Anyway...he is older than I!! & I hope he stays that way! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bobert Date: 16 Jan 04 - 08:00 PM I'm with you all the way on this on, kanny. And so is the Wes Ginny Slide Rule which knows a thing 'er three about danged birthdays... But, heck, Tweezer don't look a day over 61 to me so he must be doing somehting right... Ahhhh, RR. A 63 year_______?!?!?!?!.... Whew!.... That would call fir a couple cartons of cigarettes afterwards... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: GUEST,the blueslady Date: 17 Jan 04 - 01:54 AM I finally found the duct tape...that sneaky Tweezer had it hid in his sock drawer (figured no one would look there) am I too late? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: the blueslady Date: 17 Jan 04 - 01:59 AM And I am NOT a guest dang it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Rustic Rebel Date: 17 Jan 04 - 03:11 AM Hey Blues Lady- I would like to be one of the first to induct you into the hall of Tweed Cafe. This is and will never be anything but the "Hall of Tweed Cafe" on this particular thread being it is specifically named "Another birthday thread-Tweeds." Damn Tweed I can not tell you how glad I am to know you are not a 63 year old fuck because that would have meant that your not a 52 year old fuck. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Tweed Date: 17 Jan 04 - 09:24 AM Yes Rustic but I am a nubile an' energetic 52 year old fuck....hmmmm I see thet Blueslady haz found her cookie Boberdzz. We must tread carefully obver here or face bein bound head and toe. Well it iz obver now...I am ten years younger than Palace reports wold habv me an menny things habv come to light via this Birfday thread that Lord Khnadsack started to honor hiz first Duck. These things I am certin obv: 1. I am older then yesterday or even laist week! 2. There iz a computer program out there thet kin read minds and tell you what card you air lookin' at. 3. BeeDubs iz not named poit lorate of the Kindom ob Mississippi fer no good reason. 4. Also, Beedubs may be my twin brother az he iz the same age az me. 5. Bananas are able to fly somehow or other. 6. Rustic iz allus nekkid and sassy. 7. I need to look up "Doyen" az I am not sure who thet iz egsackly. Thanks everybody. When iz Penelioppi's birday? We must prepare a special celabaton fore her when it comes around I think. Yerz, Tweed |
