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harlowpoet 22 Jan 04 - 01:54 PM
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Subject: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: harlowpoet
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 01:54 PM

Though I'd start a fun thread, on the worlds shortest books. Here's some suggestions.


How to Succeed in Show Business by Pete Best

Cooking With Salt by Lot

A Guide To Your First Holy Communion by the Rev Ian Paisley



Anyone else got some?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Gern
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 02:36 PM

I've heard many of these that poke fun at various countries. Although this could easily turn offensive, which is not what I would want, some seem harmless to me. These would include: American Rules of Etiquette, French Military Strategies, Great Moments in British Cuisine, [Fill in the Blank] Table Manners, etc. And how about Banjo Players Who Belong to Mensa? The Wit and Wisdom of Dick Cheney?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 02:45 PM

I used to have one that measured 1 1/2 x 1 1/2 inches...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 03:12 PM

How to Start a Fun Mudcat Thread by harlowpoet


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 03:13 PM

There's a book called "What men know about woman" You open it up and it's all blank pages!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: alanabit
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 04:11 PM

The Wit and Wisdom of George Bush

A Slimmer's Diary by Luciano Pavarotti

My Life in Politics by Screaming Lord Sutch

What I Know About Music by Britney Spears

The Good Parenting Guide by Michael Jackson


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 04:24 PM

Yiddish for beginners
By Osama Bin Laden

Getting The Best From Your Stereo
By Vincent Van Gogh


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,Dave
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 04:29 PM

Spit or Swallow? By Mary Whitehouse


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 06:16 PM

My latest publication - available from my website -

"All I learned about Women"
5 pages 50 cents + postage.

Robin


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 08:41 PM

This is a true one 'Katz on Dogs' written by a dog trainer, Katz, here in the states.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: khandu
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 09:50 PM

George Foreman's "Names for Babies"

"How To Sing Well " by Bob Dylan


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Padre
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 11:52 PM

"The PETA Guide to Great Burger Restaurants"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,MD
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 02:36 AM

How to speed past light with a warp drive accelerator
By Albert Einstein


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 04:59 AM

The Miami Airport Police book of jokes.
John


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:12 AM

How about one of the worlds shortest songs,'The Ballad of Spiro Agnew ' by Tom Paxton.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: khandu
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 09:43 PM

"Interesting Things To Do in Alabama" by Anyone


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Hrothgar
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 03:14 AM

"Ear Surgery for Beginners" by Mike Tyson


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 04:25 AM

The Gargoyle book of one liners.
John


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: harlowpoet
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 05:36 AM

Opening a McDonalds Franchise - Fidel Castro


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 05:46 AM

Tony Blair's little book of Socialism.

How to be Self Effacing by Anthony Wedgewood Benn

Towards Eloquent Speech by G W Bush

Dog Training by Princess Anne

Welsh for Beginners by Anne Robinson & John Redwood

John


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,MD
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 06:24 AM

The Road To Mecca by Ariel Sharon


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Willie-O
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 09:15 AM

How I Plan To Make Everything Better In Canada After I Become the New Conservative PM
by Belinda Stronach
see www.belinda.ca


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:32 PM

We don't need no meditation -
The Buddha


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Dita
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 02:24 PM

Where the WoMD are located - George & Tony


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 04:56 PM

Advanced Applications of Humanism in Commercial Societies, by GW Bush


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Gareth
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 08:36 PM

Oi - Giok ( Sorry I havnt the lexicon to type yer new handle )

The case for Scots Independance,

and even shorter,

The Case for an Independant Wales.

And all blank pages - " Good Government" by Michael Howard (Ghosted by M Thatcher)

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,c.sparra
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 09:05 PM

Reasons for me to be King:    by Prince Charles.

My greatest achievements:    by David Blaine.

Meals on a Shoestring:       by the Queen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: freightdawg
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 09:30 PM

"The Value of Being Honest"-- Pete Rose with a forward by Bill Clinton.

"Making it on your Own" -- George W. Bush

"Stock Deals For the Common Man" -- Martha Stewart

"Dating Made Simple" -- Kobe Bryant

"Mars on a Shoestring Budget" -- NASA

"Say What You Mean, and Mean What You Say" -- Saddam Hussein


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,harlowpoet
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 04:51 AM

Broadcasting. Ethics and Integrity
By Comical Ali


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,MD
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 05:59 AM

The Great Moon Landing Hoax - Buzz Aldrin

Our Father, Who Art In Heaven - Richard Dawkins


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,guest robbie
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 06:38 AM

Caring for the Elderly - Dr Harold Shipma
Decorating That Guest Room -Howard Hughes
What I Learnt from The Mahatma - George Rumsfield
Grace and Modesty :Towards a New Decorum - Paris Hilton
Sexy Dressing to Keep Your Man- Andrea Dworkin


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 07:58 AM

Recipes For Game
By St Francis


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: The O'Meara
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 09:49 AM

The Book of Irish Sexuality.

O'Meara


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: s6k
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 04:49 AM

Standard Journalists Notepad
How to make a cup of tea
Gareth Gates autobiography (this will help on the "Counting Sheep" thread here on Mudcat)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 05:21 AM

The Italian book of WW2 heroes.
The Japanese book of great cricketers.
The book of sober Harlow poets :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 06:56 AM

There were several of these that made the rounds of the office periodically, whenever another crop of "new puppies" who hadn't seen them all became comfortable with the office humor.

On appearing regularly was The < you favorite nationality, ethnic group, or social class > Sex Manual

Page 1.          IN
Page 2.          OUT
Page 3.          REPEAT AS NEEDED

I haven't seen it since it appeared as The .*.*.*. SEX MANUAL, in which someone edited Page 3 to

              "REPEAT IF NEEDED."

(We were pretty sure she had a particular .*.*.*. in mind, and she was never seen again after her boss saw it . . . .)

John


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,harlowpoet
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 08:53 AM

Busking In Tehran by Salman Rushdie

The Joy Of Sex by Pope John Paul ii

Women's Soccer, The Need For Longjohns by Sepp Blatter


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,Jim Dixon
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 07:48 PM

Care of the Voice, by Howard Dean.
It Pays to Increase Your Vocabulary, by G. W. Bush.
The Anthology of Conservative Humor, edited by Al Franken.
Handbook of Motorcycle Safety, by James Dean, with an introduction by T. E. Lawrence.
Guitar Repair for Beginners, by Willie Nelson.
Winning the Respect You Deserve, by Dan Quayle.
Standing Out in the Crowd, by Dennis Kucinich
Memoirs, by Ronald Reagan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,Dewey
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 01:03 AM

She's Coming Back....

Author Unknown...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,UK
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:11 AM

The Golden Age Of Steam by Dr Beeching


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Bobjack
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:42 AM

The Harri Watts band songbook.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,harlowpoet
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 03:27 PM

Researching Your Family Tree
By Adam and Eve


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,Johnny in OKC
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:39 PM

"Viet Nam -- the Lesson We Learned There"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 10:59 PM

how to putting shelfs up, by jOhn from Ull.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,Ozzy
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 08:33 AM

jOhn's boook of hamster recippes


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 08:36 AM

12 steps to sobriety-john from hull


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Dead Horse
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 09:04 AM

"tYpeing_for_bEgginers" buy jOhn from Hull9


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: harlowpoet
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 03:50 AM

My Reflections
by Count Dracula


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 04:07 AM

A History of Ethics in The Australian Liberal Party.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 05:27 AM

And the book that got lost...

How To Use The Brain I Gave You: The Complete Instruction Manual

By God


..xx..e


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