BS: The Worlds Shortest Books

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Padre
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 11:52 AM

The Humour of Michael Moore
The Charisma of Al Gore
Camouflage Secrets of Sadaam Hussein

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLad
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 04:45 PM

Saville Row Patrick Moore
Etiquette Chubby Brown
How to say no Keith Richards
Cattle Auctioneering Patrick Campbell
Downhill skiing Sonny Bono
How to Marry a Winner Nicole Simpson
Household Safety Tips Richard Prior
How to score from the spot David Beckham

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Amergin
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 05:08 PM

Great Leaders of The Republican Party

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 05:19 PM

GUEST, Pink Lad

Cattle Auctioneering Patrick Campbell ... LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: darkriver
Date: 26 Jun 04 - 03:19 AM

The Big Book of Swiss Jokes

doug

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 26 Jun 04 - 06:31 PM

"Irish Erotic Art"

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Don Firth
Date: 26 Jun 04 - 11:40 PM

Moderation as a Guide for Living by Ann Coulter.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Sam L
Date: 27 Jun 04 - 03:03 AM

i DON'T GET SOME OF THESE. The book of Irish sexuality, or Ulysses, by James Joyce. In fact, in the famous obscenity trial, the question of whether the book was unusually concerned with sex was dismissed by the judge because, well, they're celtic, and it's spring.

And a book by Dylan about how he gets so much musicality out of his voice would be pretty interesting.

But who am I to criticise. I don't have a short book. But since I've been facing going back to work full-time for health insurance, and there's a 90 day wait for benefits to start, I did think of checking out a copy of Around The World In 80 Days, and on the last page writing--

...And then in ten more days the health insurance benefits kicked in.

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: khandu
Date: 27 Jun 04 - 11:42 AM

The following were written by Mudcat Members:
Why I Love Birthday Threads by Joe Offer
Tips on Enunciation by Tweed
Controlling Flatulence by Spaw
Bush: The Mighty Man of God!! by Bobert
Brilliant Accordionists by Carol the Sailor
Belly Dancing with Wolves by Kim C
Stop Flooding Dick! by Amos

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 05:38 AM

"Folk Clubs who have booked me" & "Men I have turned down" both by Avril Betts.

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: greg stephens
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 07:27 AM

"Hull:the Official Tourist Guide"
"Ben Gurion, Meir and Sharon: the Glory Years" by CarolC
"WMD Sites in Iraq"(UN Inspectorate Official List)
"Things that aren't Rubish" by Sir JOhn from Hull MBE
"Chords Used in Bluegrass Music"
"The Art of Bodhran Playing"
"Classic Mudcat Threads"
"Songs I've never heard of" by Masato Sakurai
"Benefits of the Atkins Diet"
"Relaxing at Home: the guide to success" by David Beckham

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 07:47 AM

Do It Yourself health Care for Canadians..by Stephen Harper

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 08:05 AM

Brevity for Beginners

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Billy Weeks
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 09:52 AM

'My Gift to Society: Nurturing the Caring Community' by Margaret Thatcher
'How to Retreat Gracefully into Old Age and Become a Really Lovable Old Thing' by Margaret Thatcher
'Joyful Memories of the Poll Tax' by Margaret Thatcher
'My Love and Admiration for Margaret Thatcher' by Ted Heath

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 02:14 PM

"Messiahs who have delivered"
"Useful bible tracts"
"Evidence of life after death"
"The book of good UFO pictures"
"The ACME book of successful roadrunner traps"
"French soaps"
"Kosher charcuterie"

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Willie-O
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 08:17 PM

"Day by day: My accomplishments as Prime Minister of Canada" by Joe Clark, John Turner, Kim What's-Her-Name, Paul Martin Jr and possibly Stephen Harper.

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: ced2
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 05:45 AM

A number of recent titles:-
1. The Encylopeadia of Rectitude and Honest Behaviour in Government; editors:- Aitkin J, Archer J & Hamilton N; publisher Major Morals in Office, c/o Smith Square, London.
2. No Bonking, A Practical Guide for M.Ps. by Major J, & Parkinson C;
pub Major Morals.
3. Imaginative Uses for Football Shirts by D Mellor; pub. Major Morals
4. Compassion and Sensativity in Governmant by Thatcher, Joseph & Tebbett, Pub Grabda Cashanrun, Smith Sq. London.

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 06:53 AM

From a previous posting:-

I used to have one that measured 1 1/2 x 1 1/2 inches...

Sequel: Then I discovered VIAGRA !

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Mr Red
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 06:12 PM

societies and clubs in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: GUEST,Larry K
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 09:32 PM

The Michael Moore Diet Book
Saying No by Bill Clinton
Natural Charm by John Kerry
Motivaltional speaking by Al Gore
Keeping control of your temper by Howard Dean
Negotiating with terrorists by Jimmy Carter
Everything I know by Kato Kailin, Paris Hilton, and Britany Spears
Great sex with your husband by Hillary Clinton
Swim with confidence by Ted Kennedy
Rational Democrats by Joe Liebeman
Great vaction spots in Europe by Ossama Bin Laden
and finally
Numbers after 10 by David Letterman

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 04:29 PM

Oh be fair - with a name like David Letterman he is never going to be number one Numbersman - now is he? Though what I have seen of him leaves me numb.

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 06:30 PM

"The Many Good Reasons Why William Shatner Is Not Vitally Important To Human Civilization" by Amos "J".

"All The Things I Love About Cats" by Corridus the Hamster.

"Orangutans I Have Loved" by Chongo Chimp.

"A Return To Love: Part II" by Martin Gibson.

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 05:55 PM

Simple guitar accompaniments by Martin Simpson

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Gurney
Date: 03 Jul 04 - 07:47 AM

How not to keep house........ Za Za Gabor.

Subject: RE: BS: The Worlds Shortest Books
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Jul 04 - 11:31 AM

simple guitar accompaniments by Martin Simpson