BS: 'Ull

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 06:42 AM

Latest escapade in Ull..... walking down the street casually, a "townie" approached a friend and asked if he had a "light" (for his cigarette)
When he said no, the townie asked him if he wanted "banging!!!"
My friend replied with "Im not a balloon you damn hooligan" and then threw empty can of coke at him.

It was a step forward in the war against townies

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 04:24 AM

But is there an answer

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 10:42 AM

to be or not to be, THAT, is the question

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 09:47 AM

smeh

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Michael
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 12:04 PM

Victorian & Edwardian.
Mike (who is pleased to be of assistance)

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 07:33 AM

Some of the houses on Marlb. Ave are really nice. Most of them are huge! I forget the period of history in which most of them where built...

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 07:17 PM

Oh right, I knew I heard a couple of Graftons in there somewhere. But when I did, I just kept thinking of Dublin, and didn't pay attention.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 07:10 PM

The road they showed was Grafton Street, Paul lived on Marlborough Avenue.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 06:54 PM

Thanks for that jOhn. They showed his old house I think, it was in a road a bit like Corrie, where the doors go straight onto the street.
Good to know they aren't a bunch of starstruck gits. I can have my last lemsip of the night now and rest easy.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 06:28 PM

Yes, they are good guys, the Pub is The Grafton [on Grafton Street], Paul is still off the drink, he used to live opposite me, but now lives in Manchester, though he regulary pops back to hull for visits.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 04:50 PM

Lots of 'Ull tonight on a Beautiful South documenatry, showing their first tour with Paul on the wagon. Think they said they were in a pub called The Grafton, or maybe it was in Grafton st.
So, to those of you in the know........are they all round good guys? Tread easy here please, I have got a corker of a cold and don't feel up to having any illusions shattered.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Beardy
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 08:15 AM

As promised Historic 'Ull pub crawl Saturday 28 Feb

Meet 1200 noon in White Hart, Alfred Gelder Street
then
Black Boy, High Street
Blue Bell, Market Place
Kingston Hotel, Trinity House Lane
Olde White Harte, Silver Street
The George, Land of Green Ginger
If you miss the start allow 45 mins/1 hr per pub to join up with the walk.
Unforunately I wont be there as in Whitby for MCFat's 50th.

Stewart

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 07:23 AM

I do hope you are refering to male and female not just TV.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST,Why
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 06:02 AM

Have you noticed how all TV weather announcers are flat chested ?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 04:36 PM

you will get me because i forgot to say mr. or mrs. !!
well people, can you feel the love in this room?

any excuse to kick the crap out of me and Sweetfia is there, dont be fooled by her name. Maybe we should form an army against you Sweetfia, rid Ull of some evil!

then again when it came down to it id probably fight on your side anyway, hehe

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 09:21 AM

Er, s6k, who says it's a 'MR' Weather Man, it might be a 'MRS'

So there! I will get u, you're only bout 10 foot away from me! lol!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST,Les and Maggie in Thailand
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 06:29 AM

We might come. The 18 hour travel time would certainly be worth it if the Oberon's open.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Beardy
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 05:45 AM

If any intrepid persons should be in the 'Ull area on Saturday 28th you could do better than enjoy a walk around the historic Old Town hostelries on an informative pub crawl. Full details available later.

Stewart

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 04:37 AM

ull has just this morning been snowed over. it has been bloody cold recently, maybe someone is controlling the weather to try and kill the inhabitants.

This is a much more ingeneous method than using brute force, as you would certainly lose against the might of Oggy Park and Bransholme, etc.
However, please not Mr.Weather Man, there are innocent bystanders in Ull too, who dont deserve death. Some of us are on your side !!

So, stop killing us by death from cold weather! we will sort the problem from within

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 18 Feb 04 - 06:17 PM

but where will he get the keyboard?? we live in Ull, it will get nicked :S

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM

"Gissa a keyboard playa mate"

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Feb 04 - 04:37 AM

What's the point? I don't smoke.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 06:47 PM

see the thread title!! then go down greenwood ave or cottingham road, then cranbrook ave, turn off into 21st ave, and stop at the end of the first block. to your left will be 2 houses, enter the garden and throw stones at the back bedroom window and i will come out!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 04:30 PM

o/k, o/k, o/k, where do you live?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 02:36 PM

muhahahaha, ingenous. very good guess.
back to the drawing board.

and damn it, theres 4 and half hours left of valentines day so there is still time for one of you to send me a card, or something! ANYTHING!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 09:42 AM

s6k, I've just realised what the 6 stands for in s6k - it's "ic"

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 08:37 AM

Got a telescope mate?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 08:16 AM

avoid work!!! thats my number one life mission! if it avoids me, then even better because i dont have to put any effort in !!! hehe

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 06:24 AM

your philosophy may work s6k - I am sure with your attitude and attributes you will avoid work for many years- or it may just avoid you!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 13 Feb 04 - 12:06 PM

i had none in mind... i am simply doing it to get out of a job for another year!!! MUHAHAHAHA! i bet you cynical "spending my tax" etc people will love that!
its true as well! and i am going to try my damndest to stay next year too!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 13 Feb 04 - 03:11 AM

astronomy film studies and philosophy -er, what career path were you thinking of pursuing when you made this choice?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:10 AM

wrong, you dont need ANY kind of telescope! not required for the course. i could steal the colleges large telescope, but i would need a van.
We have never used it either... i dont see the point in it really

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:27 PM

s6k, you need a large telescope to study astronomy, of which - I am sure you have NOT.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM

That or they are playing with themselves

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM

Wise words michael, and very true

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Michael
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:39 PM

The ones who wear tracksuit bottoms and baseball caps always have their hands stuck down their trackies, waiting for their testicles to descend (then they can go in ciggie shop themselves).

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:39 PM

not quite, philosophy film studies astronomy and maths ARRRGH! just to pass the damn thing, oh and a BTEC in penguin armies

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 02:35 PM

what are you studying s6k -diplomacy?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 12:46 PM

no because i am happy to sponge off you and every single person who has visited this thread. in fact, everyone who visits mudcat.org

so there maaate. oh, and also, i dont have to pay for my college course... so stick that in your rather large pipe and smoke on it

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:40 AM

Get on with your college work that we are paying for with our taxes, you didn't even say "got any money for my college course mate"

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:24 AM

excuse me but i do! i live off cranbrook avenue which is off cottingham road and greenwood avenue, and i got to wyke college... so there. got any change maaaate?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM

I will need to cash my giro first

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:50 AM

guest-I believe you are right.Can you lend me a fiver till the end of the week?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM

I suspect he/she does not even live in the town at all

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:21 AM

Blimey, you must live in a different part of town from me, or maybe my tshirt which is emblazoned with 'I do not smoke and have no money' is sufficient deterent.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:31 AM

got 20p for a cig maaaate???

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: King Bob
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:28 AM

DEATH TO THE SIG MATES, LETS COMBINE OUT ARMIES AND CRUSH THIS TOWNIE THREAT

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Dr Will C U Now
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:22 AM

Just took this piccy of jOhn from 'Ull's workstation while he was down the curry ship getting his tea
http://www.pianoladynancy.com/funnypics_toons/addict.htm
Do we want this man as our leader???

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:19 AM

Death to the cig mates, and the empty discarded dairylea wrappers

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:34 PM

I'm right behind you,Dairylea or no Dairylea.