Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: freda underhill Date: 21 Feb 04 - 09:05 AM what, me influenced by alfred e neumann? |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: JennyO Date: 21 Feb 04 - 09:15 AM What me worry? |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Peace Date: 21 Feb 04 - 09:32 PM My favourite paradise is in the arms of my true love. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Shimbo Darktree Date: 22 Feb 04 - 01:14 AM Three comments: Love parodies. More seem to have been written to "No Man's Land" than to any other song (and the original IS good, thank you!) I will go on record as saying that I think "The Fields of Athenry" is an excellent song. After many years away from folk clubs, it was the one song I wanted to learn first when I came "back into the fold'. So, to all those who do not like it (a popular stance, of course) ... IN YOUR RESPECTIVE BOOTS! So there! Shimbo |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Feb 04 - 02:15 AM I liked Mark's song--it was a very good one. As someone who grew up in a house where musical (and poetical) literacy was a given, parodies were viewed as an expression of wit and intellect that refered back to the original in at least subtle ways beyond the tune. Yes, I get the words to parodies stuck in my head over the top of the original words, but that may be because the parody is a better song. :) No one has mentioned the absolute master of parody, Tom Lehrer. SRS |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 22 Feb 04 - 01:03 PM The other day I listened to Half-Man Half-Biscuit's extremely croaky parody of Dylan's "With God On Our Side", called "With Goth On Our Side" I like the last line especially: "And we'll all die together And Dylan can sue" |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Charley Noble Date: 22 Feb 04 - 04:18 PM Dead Horse- Thanks for the words to "THE BAR IT SMELLED MALODOROUS." It makes my day. I'm also fond of the parody of the "Roseville Fair" titled the "Rosewood Chair." And who wouldn't love "The Sloop John A"? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Snuffy Date: 23 Feb 04 - 08:59 AM I love parodies, and have many of them in my repertoire. But I will not do parodies which merely knock the original song - a parody should have more to say than just "I've heard this song too many times/this song is crap". I prefer to sing the real versions of Wild Rover and Fields of Athenry, and there are a lot of folks out there who want to hear them. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,Larry K Date: 24 Feb 04 - 11:28 AM I love parodies. For those who think that music is too serious to have parodies, you should seriously consider another hobby/profession. Here are my favorite parodies (aside from the 50-60 I have written of which two were published in Sing Out) Far East Kithcn (Northwest Passage) Peter Fishman Their Way (My Way) Bob Blue Modern Folk Musician (Modern Major Generall) Mike Agranoff/Sam E. Cosmic and Freaky (Pleasant and Delightful) Grit Laskin Just a Chicken Bone (Like a Rolling Stone) Wendall Ferguson Ally McBeal (Like a Rolling Stone) Devinci's Notebook Send in the Clams (Send in the Clowns) Rolling Mills of NJ (Rolling mills of the border) Roberts & Barrand Pablo Trilogy- Picasso, Cassas, Zaprooder (SP) Toby Fagenson Itsy Bitsy Spider (Mary Ellen Carter) Not in the Book Old Donut Shop (Old Rose and Crown) given to me by Shelly Posen The Squirrel Came Back (The cat came back) I enjoy being a goy- (I enjoy being a Girl) Bob and Mabel Anything by Alan Sherman Most Things from the Capitol Steps Some things from Weirl Al (love the Saga Continues) A friend of mine attempted to sing the Barrets Privateers parody at the Summerfolk round robin in Owens Sound. The group stopped him and said it was a Stan Rogers festival and they didn't appreciate any parodies of Stan Rogers. So he sang the original, and no one knew the words. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Feb 04 - 05:55 PM Looks like there's a couple of that list not in the DT... :-) |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Janice in NJ Date: 24 Feb 04 - 11:45 PM This one was posted by a guest named Lori on Mudcat three years ago. The tune is "Red Is the Rose," of course. WHITE IS HIS HAIR White is his hair except where his head is bare, And white is his beard and his moustache, And white are the lies he tells with smiling eyes, As my heart he so gently touches. Oh, first he did see me in Washington, D.C., When people on the Mall were sunning, I asked him to my room, to play a loving tune, And perhaps to do some fancy strumming. He followed me there, then much to my despair, His hands held only his old Martin, Three hours passed in song, while my aching heart did long, And still it did long at our parting. Oh, are you so naieve? Or do you just believe, It was only a little harmless flirting? Am I ugly? Are you gay? Have your fires gone away? Or do you like to leave a poor girl hurting? Lori said, "This is about a particular individual. Smithsonian Folk Festival, 1998." And I say, "Oo, that's cruel!" |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Mark Cohen Date: 03 Mar 04 - 12:30 AM TTR, I don't know the words to the Mouseketeers song. I think I had them written down once. In fact, as I recall I had them with me and sang it at Singtime Frolics a few years ago...which is probably why you made the perfectly reasonable assumption that I know the words. But I don't. Sorry. Aloha, Mark PS Thanks, Maggie, if that was for me. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: cloudstreet Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:44 AM From my Aussie mate, Martin Pearson (we play together as "Never the Twain" for those who aren't lucky enough to be Australian) - The Gandalf Song (To the tune of Country Roads) Almost Heaven, old West Farthing Misty Mountains, Brandywine River Life is short there, shorter than four feet You can always trust a hobbit if he's got enough to eat Chorus The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now ever on, the road has gone And I must follow if I can Shadowfax me down to Rohan Minas Tirith is where I must be goin The ring is nasty, but I've got to know for sure Got to find those old rolled up scrolls of Isildur I hear the voices of Sauron, they call to me Saruman advises me to give the drugs away Sitting on the tower I get the feeling big bird's coming soon I'll fly away, Glad to be Grey. Joined the company, they're going to need a seer To lead them through the dusty caverns of Moria Found a balrog, down by Balin's tomb I wish they'd had a safety net installed in Kazad Dhum. I have great reservations about the idea that this parody damaging the popularity of the original. John |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: JennyO Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:51 AM Personally, I think this is an improvement :-) |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: the lemonade lady Date: 03 Mar 04 - 11:43 AM Soave, Soave by Schantieman (Tune: Sovay, Sovay (trad.); New words by Steve Freedman) Found in Aine's Mudcat song book. #8-D Sal |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Thomas the Rhymer Date: 03 Mar 04 - 08:41 PM Well, whadyaknow? They were in the 'trad all along, Mark... Sorry for the intrusion... Dees 'r dem: MICKEY'S MOUSEKETEERS (Bob Pasquarello & John Krumm) Oh the year was 1955, How I wish I had some sherbert now, Disney turned the cameras on And yelled for "Places, everyone!" Gosh darn them all, I was told We'd watch TV 'til we grew old See the same old programs every year Now I'm a broken man with these silly ears The last of Mickey's Mouseketeers! Every day right after school How I wish I had some sherbert now Yes every single afternoon, I'd watch those Meesekar- Mousekartoons I had a crush on dear Annette, How I wish I had some sherbert now And my poor heart still gives a flutter When I eat Skippy Peanut Butter Oh the year was 1959 How I wish I had some sherbert now Turned the TV on and thought it odd, No "Spin & Marty," no Jimmy Dodd! But now I've got my VCR How I wish I had some sherbert now And every single afternoon I watch re-runs of Mousekartoons Gosh darn them all, I was told We'd watch TV 'til we grew old See the same old programs every year Now I'm a broken man with these silly ears The last of Mickey's Mouseketeers! Like I said, I've never made it all the way though, without a major break-up... ;^) ttr |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: ced2 Date: 04 Mar 04 - 06:50 AM My late friend Paul Keene had 2 excellent parodies. The first a parody of one of the best known Johnny Cash songs, I walk the line. as follows:- I keep a close watch on this love of mine, I keep my pants tied with a piece of twine. Baby, if you say you'll be mine, Come round some time, I'll cut the twine. The other to be sung when there were either too many "finger in left lug-ole" merchants or those that were there were taking the music too seriously was a wonderful piss-take on the Voyage of the Calabar. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: cloudstreet Date: 04 Mar 04 - 08:11 AM To JennyO, Martin's words for black painting are on his solo live album - you can email him at pearsonmartin@hotmail.com. John |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: JennyO Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:31 AM Thanks John. I'll follow that up as soon as I get back from my relaxing weekend with a bunch of like-minded folk at Snalbans. Roll on tomorrow night! Jenny |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Stilly River Sage Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:41 AM I have that "twine" parody on tape around here somewhere--only one verse. The word are a little different--these don't scan identically to the original. (Specifically, the "Baby" in there doesn't seem to fit). Chances of my ever finding the tape that a song that size is on are scarce, so I'm relying on memory for this, and I could be wrong. SRS |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: NoMattch Date: 04 Mar 04 - 03:32 PM Come on Seamus Kennedy?!?! You have to have a favourite. See you at Brittinghams this weekend. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Joybell Date: 04 Mar 04 - 05:26 PM Cobber, we must have crossed paths a time or two. I was Melbourne born and raised and spent all my Friday nights at Frank Traynor's during the 60s. I'm out among the sheep now, and there is a parody of mine, set among the shearing, on the "Help with my knitting thread" You might enjoy it. Cheers Joy |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: ced2 Date: 05 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM Maybe I missed a word out SRS try in the third line: Baby, if you say that you'll be mine. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,Tinker from Chicago Date: 05 Mar 04 - 12:41 PM Just a guest, but may I add mine? I've gotten a lot of airplay out of this, plus some nasty e-mails from Ariel Rogers. The IBM Computer (to the tune of "The Mary Ellen Carter") by Brian Leo ©1999 She went down at 9:30 in a show'r of data bits. The screen went dark just after having ee-lectronic fits. There'll be no work today, boys, till the screens come back again, so we might as well sit back and play some gin. There was just us five around her when we found we couldn't sign on. We cried, "Oh, hell. Today, sir, let's just give up and be gone." But the boss said we should sit there, so we grumbled in disdain: would our IBM computer rise again? Well, the help desk wrote us off. There was nothing they could do. "The mainframe's in Wisconsin in a barn in Baraboo. "We'll surely think of something so you must have faith, my friends." Then they laughed at us and said to write with...pens! We grouched until twelve-thirty with naught to do but sit. "They spent a quarter million on this worthless, high-tech...stuff!" And with ev'ry cup that we drank up the boss said to remain in case our IBM computer'd rise again. Rise again, rise again, lest her data be lost to the knowledge of men. All those who want to work, not just sit here and pretend, pray that their IBM computers rise again. All morning they've been with her, sixteen programmers or more, intoning cryptic phrases like some ancient priests of yore. Some keypunch in the front while others poke around in back, but still the screen's a cold, forbidding black. They dance and burn some incense and they make an awful din. Till one small voice says, "Tell you what. Let's plug the damned thing in." Behold! the screen's a-glitter and the mouse says, "Where you been? "Come watch your IBM computer rise again!" (chorus) For we couldn't leave her there, you see, like men who have no hearts. She'd saved our jobs so many times with color-graphic charts. And the laughing ones who'd said, "She's done. It's time to buy a Mac," they won't be laughing when the screens come back. And you to whom "computer" means a box that leaves you cold, with servers, passwords, Windows, ROMs and modules and modes, reboot, and punch a thousand keys and cuss awhile and then make your IBM computer, rise again! Rise again, rise again! though your fingers be broken and the input has no end. No matter what you've lost, be it a chart, a graph, a plan, like your IBM computer, rise again! |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Dead Horse Date: 10 Mar 04 - 07:16 PM I heard this parody of Rueben Ranzo from an Australian singer, but had to fill in most of the lyrics due to poor memory...... SON OF A SEA DOG Well its poor old rotten Bonzo, Bonzo, boys, Bonzo Yes it's poor old rotten Bonzo, Bonzo me boys, Bonzo Bonzo was a scabby mutt. A pedigree he was anything but Bonzo was no spaniel. His name was not Nathaniel Bonzo was no hound dog. For he was just a brown dog He was no retriever. So don't let that deceive yer Bonzo was a loner. Hated by his owner His owner wanted a gun dog. But found he had a bum dog The thing that was absurd is. He was afraid of birdies A partridge or a plover. Would make him run for cover He tried his hand at rattin'. But soon he too packed that in For Bonzo was afraid of rats. Even ran away from cats Bonzo made his owner weep. "I'll have that mongrel put to sleep" When Bonzo met a lady hound. She'd sniff his bum and away she'd bound Tried to mate with a smelly old slipper. Got his pecker caught in the zipper So Bonzo had no babies. He finally died of scabies We didn't bury him off Cape Horn. Just dug a hole near the edge of the lawn His shroud was made of something cheap. That we found on the old dung heap Dug his grave with rusty trowel. Dogs nearby they did not howl Buried him in an old ruck-sack. Buried him deep so he don't come back Lowered him down with the toe of a boot. And on his grave no cross was put So Bonzo he is dead and gone. Bloody good job, says everyone Well its poor old rotten Bonzo, Bonzo, boys, Bonzo Its poor old rotten Bonzo, Bonzo me boys, Bonzo |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,WATNEY'S FAN USA Date: 11 Apr 04 - 03:26 PM HI - I HAVE A QUESTION ? DO THEY STILL BREW WATNEY'S ? I WAS TOLD THEY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS SOME YEARS AGO. IT WAS MY FAVORITE. I'D ALMOST FLY TO ENGLAND TO GET SOME.... THANKS, SCREAMINTOMMYJ@NETSCAPE.NET |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Apr 04 - 08:31 PM I think you will find that the last post is a plant - to get people to send their email address in reply - I suspect that this is just an another e-mail address harvesting ploy. Robin |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: YorkshireYankee Date: 11 Apr 04 - 10:59 PM Loved the IBM Computer parody! I love parodies too... would have trouble picking just one (will have to think about it). But -- will post this now, because the link will only be active for another day or so -- til 11.30 a.m. Tuesday 13th April (British Summer Time). Here is a link (in the second column from the left -- titled "Listen to the Latest Programmes", sixth one down) to "Follow That with Your Sea Lions!" a recent BBC radio programme on comedy in British Folk Clubs; you can hear Fred Wedlock singing "The Folker" as well as Jasper Carrot, Max Boyce, Billy Connolly and (dare I mention his name?) Mike Harding... and more. After 11.30 on Tues, if you click on the same link you will get part 2 of the same programme, which will be available for a week. (After 20th April, it will be a different programme again, but prolly on a completely different subject -- I don't know what, 'cos I don't have the Radio Times for that week yet.) Anyway... enjoy! Cheers, YY |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: YorkshireYankee Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:13 PM Oh, dear... I haven't killed this thread, have I? Larry K -- amen on Allan Sherman & the Capitol Steps. Also just about any parody by Les Barker. Some of my faves have already been mentioned above, including The Folker, Garnet's Home Made Beer, The Rolling Mills of New Jersey, Cosmic & Freaky, and Modern Folk Musician. Herewith, a few more of my favourite parodies: Little Boxes (Made of Plexiglass) (Little Boxes (Made of Ticky-Tacky)) Joanna Cazden The Murderous Little Toy (The Marvelous Little Toy) Mike Roberts All Around My Fat (All Around My Hat) Penny Ward Rollin' Down To Bethlehem (Rollin' Down To Old Maui) Flawn Williams Getting Out With a P.H.D. (Rollin' Down To Old Maui) Ted Hodapp Slowing Down To Lethargy (Rollin' Down To Old Maui) Toby Fagenson Gonna Send You My Bio (On The Bayou) Pat Donohue The Winter Time is Comin' (Will Ye Go, Lassie, Go) Robin Laing You Can't Keep Me From Singing (How Can I Keep From Singing) Gordon MacDonald, Jr How can I Keep From Eating (How Can I Keep From Singing) Russell Aminzade & Sandy Pliskin (am not sure of this, it's my best guess after doing a Google search) Roseville Fair, Part II (Roseville Fair) Sue Trainor Fashion's Fol de Rol (don't know the song -- some English drinking song, I think) Sue Trainor Will the Turtle Be Unbroken (Will the Circle Be Unbroken) Les Barker Re-Installing Windows (When I'm Washing Windows) Les Barker Everything Glows (Anything Goes) Les Barker Finally (if I may be so bold), I will include here the words to a "sewing chantey" I discovered deep in the dusty archives a few years ago. It's called "GREY FLANNEL LINE" & appears to be by the little-known seamstress-songwriter Carol Tawney... I work my shift, day after day Sew thermal undies, all in grey Perhaps pyjamas, now & then But then it's back to kecks again It's one more day on the grey flannel line Don't mind the grain nor an open seam A button fly never worries me But the dullest time in a boring day Is to watch the knickers roll away It's one more day on the grey flannel line No silks or satins do I sew Them pants & vests, they come & go Even when corsets roll on by It's still so boring I could cry Just one more stay on the grey flannel line Oh Lord, if dreams were only real I'd get my hands on some satin teal Make racy shreds to help me score And work the grey flannel line no more Cheers, YY |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,David Taylor. taylorsmallbiz@mailcity.com Date: 28 Dec 04 - 05:55 AM HELP!!!! I have been chasing all over the net, trying to hunt down a Willy McBride parody I heard part of once in a documentary on Irish Pubs. The story thread is that a man is trying to have a quiet drink and someone is ruining his peace by singing an interminable version of No Mans Land, aka. The green fields of france. I think the Crawford Howard version may be the one I'm looking for. Strange coincidence, the original song was written by Eric Bogle, an Australian. I,m writing from Melbourne Australia in the hope that Crawford Howard has made a recording of this song, if it's the right one. Can you please advise if I have the correct song and if so, does such a recording exist. Crawford Howard hardly makes a ripple on the net, so you are by far my best hope. Please reply to David Taylor, taylorsmallbiz@mailcity.com P.S. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,stewart Date: 14 Jul 08 - 05:53 PM Eric Bogle is Scottish |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,The Sage of Reason Date: 07 Apr 09 - 09:55 AM No doubt Paul Keene had been listening to Sheb Wooley (Actor in many westerns usually badman parts. He was also Pete Nolan in the TV sereies Wagon Train) & Singer (most famously for The One-eyed, One-horned, Flying, Purple People Eater) who performed a cabaret act under the name Ben Colder and drunkenly spoofed the famous country songs of the day. He had the ability to imitate the originals very well. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: dick greenhaus Date: 07 Apr 09 - 12:18 PM One of the best-crafted parodies I've encountered was by Barry Sandler (of Green Berets fame); a fine example of clever right-wing composition: UNIVERSAL PACIFIST He's five foot two and he's six foot four And he fights with marches and with tears He's all of sixty-one and he's just fourteen He's been a pacifist a thousand years He's a Catholic, a Quaker, and Atheist, a Jew A Buddhist or whatever he would be He knows he should be still and he knows he never will He doesn't have the courage to be free And he doesn't love Canada, he doesn't love France He doesn't love the USA He doesn't love the Russians but he helps them all he can He thinks he'll put an end to war that way And he's selling out democracy, he's fighting for the Reds He says that it is for the peace of all He's the one who must decide to surrender to the tide And he never sees the writing on the wall But without him how could Hitler have ever conquered France Without him Caesar would have faced a wall He's the one who sells his soul as the weapon of cold war And without him freedom's armies would not fail He's the universal pacifist, his placards all declare He has no home or love worth fighting for Without him men could all be free and brothers don't you see This is not the way to put an end to war _____ parody of Universal Soldier ÿUNIVSOLDÿ @war @political @parody filename[ UNIVPACF TUNE FILE: UNIVSOLD CLICK TO PLAY SOF |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Joe_F Date: 07 Apr 09 - 08:37 PM 1. And the sharks they played melodeons At the bottom of the sea. 2. Country songs made me rich And a son of a bitch. Alas, I only remember those fragments. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 08 Apr 09 - 02:40 AM Sung to 'Good Vibrations' by the Beach Boys.. I'm pickin' up a new vibrator You can have my old puh-tater oooh wap bop oooh bop wop bop Good vibrations..... Ok, this one might be a little 'offensive' so you might want to skip over it... <<<<<<(disclaimer) Sung to 'All My Lovin' by The Beatles.... Close your eyes, spread your legs And I'll fertilize your eggs And won't get off, till I'm through.. And in while I'm away.. I'll beat off every day And send all my drippings to you. All My drippings..All my drippings...All my drippings, All my drippings..Darlin' its just goo.... |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Joe_F Date: 08 Apr 09 - 08:25 PM N.B. It would be idle to object to the use of the word "parody" in this thread, which is well established in the folkie community; but it may be worth noting that that is not the proper literary meaning of the word. A parody, properly, is an imitation that makes fun of the style of the author of the original. The "parodies" in this thread are more accurately pastiches. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Joe_F Date: 08 Apr 09 - 08:27 PM A maraschino cherry, it has no stone. Chicken a la king, it has no bone. The story of stupidity, it has no end. A baby when it's strangled, there's no crying. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Haruo Date: 19 Jun 12 - 02:22 AM There's another "Grey Flannel Line" sung hereabouts, not about sewing but about men's suit-salesmen. Will post it if I can find it (I don't have it memorized, alas, or thank goodness). |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: GUEST,Don Wise Date: 19 Jun 12 - 04:25 AM To go slightly off course here.........I remember some people producing so-called mini-ballads which were,in a sense,parodies of the originals: "The gallant frigate Amphitrite She sank in Plymouth Sound" "Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No." |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Leadfingers Date: 19 Jun 12 - 05:47 AM I was thinking the post from Guest Watney's Fan USA fitted in well as Watneys Red Barrel as served in UK pus was definately a parody on a decent pint , though EXPORT Red Barrel at least tasted like beer , even if it was on the low S G side |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: bradfordian Date: 06 Nov 16 - 07:29 AM From http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/garnetsh.htm With reference to earlier post ARTIST: Ian Robb TITLE: Garnet's Homemade Beer [To the tune of Barrett's Privateers by Stan Rogers, brother of the featured Garnet Rogers] Oh, the year was nineteen seventy-eight How I wish I'd never tried it now When a score of men were turned quite green By the scummiest ale you've ever seen / C - G C / - F C G~ / C G C - / - - G F / {Refrain} God damn them all, I was told This beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnet's home-made beer / G C - F / C F C F / G C G F~ / C F C F / - - G C / Oh, Garnet Rogers cried the town / How I wish... For twenty brave men, all masochists who Would taste for him his homemade brew {Refrain} This motley crew was a sickening sight / How I wish... There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags He'd a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags {Refrain} Well we hadn't been there but an hour or two / How I wish... When a voice said: Gimme some homemade brew And Steeleye Stan hove into view {Refrain} Now Steeleye Stan was a frightening man / How I wish... He was eight feet tall and four feet wide He said: Pass that jug or I'll tan your hide {Refrain} Stan took one sip and pitched on his side / How I wish... Garnet was smashed with a gut full of dregs And his breath set fire to both me legs {Refrain} So here I lay in me twenty-third beer / How I wish... It's been ten years since I felt this way On the night before my wedding day {Refrain} |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: bradfordian Date: 06 Nov 16 - 07:31 AM From http://guntheranderson.com with reference to earlier post ARTIST: David Diamond TITLE: The Folksinger's Lament [To the tune of the Limerick Rake] Come all you floor singers, here in this throng I'll sing you a ditty that's turgid and long With rhymes that don't rhyme and with meter that's a little bit wrong And it's not what I'd sing when I'm sober But I'm ready to sing, now I've had one or two So you swine at the back needn't run for the loo You can put up with me like I've put up with you And I'd like you to join in the chorus Although my guitar I relentlessly bring It's never in tune when you ask me to sing So I'll go a cappella with this little thing And it's not what I'd sing when I'm sober There are ninety-four verses I'll stop to explain And I learned them this morning with infinite pain I'll just mumble the ones I've forgotten again And I'd like you to join in the chorus The verses, of cuckoos and valleys so deep My intent from the ears of the innocent keep But you know what I mean if you've not gone to sleep And it's not what I'd sing when I'm sober And after the sex comes the violence and gore With murders and stabbings and blood on the floor But before all the squeamish ones run for the door I'd like you to join in the chorus I go round pretending I gathered this lay From an ancient agrarian covered with hay On the floor of the pub where the old fellow lay 'Cause it's not what I'd sing when I'm sober But the truth is to tell that I stole the refrain The characters' motives I cannot explain And next week I'm planning to sing it again And I'd like you to join in the chorus I scribbled it down on the back of this sheet Which I tore from the roll as I sat on the seat At the back of the pub where the folk-singers meet But it's not what I'd sing when I'm sober I carry it round to the clubs where I go And I ask at the door can I join in the show And this was the first one that didn't say 'no' And I'd like you to join in the chorus |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: bradfordian Date: 06 Nov 16 - 07:36 AM With reference to earlier post Borscht Riders In The Sky Mickey Katz -youtube |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Dave the Gnome Date: 06 Nov 16 - 07:54 AM Not got the words but one of my favourites was Geoff Higginbottom's rendition of "The drivers go wincing at Datsun'. DtG |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Snuffy Date: 06 Nov 16 - 10:42 AM It's three long springtimes since he bought his car The dealer who sold it said the car would go far The finest to come from Japan's far shore Now it is ready for the scrap heap There's rust on the bonnet there's rust on the boot There's rust on the panels and holes in the roof The engine sounds like a horse with only one hoof They've got their revenge for Hiroshima Many parts have now vanished since that first test drive, The gearbox it sounds like an angry beehive The clutch it is lying on the southbound M5 Fond mem'ries of holidays in Paignton Well the carburettor's bust and the oil it runs free All over the place where the sump used to be There's a pool of green water from the radiator And the motorist goes wincing at Datsun There's a long row of scrap heaps where trees used to grow It's filled up with Hondas and Datsuns also So if you want to buy a car remember poor Joe The motorist who remembers his Datsun |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Dave the Gnome Date: 06 Nov 16 - 11:37 AM Well done Snuffy! Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Joe_F Date: 06 Nov 16 - 10:50 PM I have since learned from the OED that my first post on 08 Apr 09 was an ignorant mistake: The musical sense of "parody" (new words to an old tune") is older than the literary sense (takeoff on an author's style). * Gordon Bok he wrote a tune All about the sun and moon And enduring cold and darkness 'cause the day is coming soon, But you know he's a musician and he don't get up till noon, And you know he just turns over in the morning. -- Garrison Keillor |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Clean Supper Date: 07 Nov 16 - 06:17 AM Along the lines of what Don Wise posted (as a Guest) on 19 Jun 12, is this parody or abridged version of The Man From Snowy River (sorry, I have no idea who wrote this parody). There was movement at the station, for the word had passed around, That the colt from Old Regret had got away, So some blokes went out and got him back. |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: Clean Supper Date: 07 Nov 16 - 06:29 AM I also wrote a parody of Country Roads, which I see has had a few goes... This is up there with the most cynical of songs ever to be written, but I was pleased with my re-use of some of the original words or references to them, so I have a fondness for this song :) NGOs Almost Nike, Cancer Council, Heart Foundation, Amnesty or Greenpeace, Work is cold there, colder than you'd think, But warmer than in politics, or at Centrelink. NGOs, take our funds, From the place they belong, Cut campaigning, work on branding, Take our funds, NGOs. Regulations, gather round them, Tax deduction, charitable status, State endorsement, snaps them into line, Mist out on rebellion, tear-drop in my eye. NGOs, take our funds, From the place they belong, Cut campaigning, work on branding, Take our funds, NGOs. I hear their voice on the Morning Show it galls me, The messaging reminds me of Obama's campaign, And marching down the road I get the feeling that they'll misrepresent, Our campaign, once again... NGOs, take our funds, From the place they belong, Cut campaigning, work on branding, Take our funds, NGOs. Take our funds, NGOs... |
Subject: RE: Favourite Parodies From: The Doctor Date: 07 Nov 16 - 07:15 AM I wrote a parody based on 'April Morning'. I can't claim it's anyone's favourite, but some people like it. 'Twas on one April morning, just as the sun was dawning, 'Twas on one April morning down at the supermart, There's a checkout girl called Nancy, with everything you can fancy, I thought I'd do my shopping so I got myself a cart. Now trolleys are false and are full of all deceiving, Trolleys are false and they seldom will run true, For they're twisting and they're turning, your intentions they are spurning, They are always on the lookout for some different aisle from you. If I had but my token in my pocket, If I had put that trolley back again, There in the car-park I would lock it up for ever, And I would bother never with such a thing again. Why do you spend all your long, long time in cursing, Why do you waste all your energies in vain? When I'm faced with such a task it would be better with a basket, And all those bloody trolleys can stay out there in the rain. The tune is obviously the same. Feel free to sing it if you wish. |
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