BS: Help Joe On'er

Subject: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 10:13 PM

I figure it's the least his friends can do...

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Peace
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 10:30 PM

And he'll be On'ner and Off'er all night.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 10:38 PM

Boom! Boom!

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 02:32 AM

Comm' on her liddle pardner
don't be 'fraid.
we're all on your side
to get you laid.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Hrothgar
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 02:40 AM

It will be an honour.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: C-flat
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 02:53 AM

...she offered her honour,
   he honoured her offer,
   and he was on 'er and off 'er all night.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Teresa
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 03:35 AM

Help Joe honor whom? Oh, wait, I'm confused. Joe whom? Thanks Joe, for honoring ... whoever (or whomever) you're honoring. All of us, I guess. :) ;)
Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Bobjack
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 03:41 AM

Why? Is she a large lady? Would you like to borrow my step ladders?

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Teresa
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 03:52 AM

Hey, I did an unwitting punny. I'm totally blind, and I was just listening to the speech read the screen ... well, I thought it said "honor"! Ah well, either way'll work! LOL! :-[ Guess you can't dishonor when your on'er. Or something like that.
Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM

She was that large I ran out of chalk.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 12:09 PM

listening to it read, Teresa? You mean you don't have one of them new braille screens, yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Bobjack
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 12:18 PM

A talking computer! wow! I wonder what I sound like on it.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Teresa
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 03:11 PM

Er, Bill, I have Braille, but wasn't using it at the time. ;) I should know better, with all the wordplay going on 'round here. ... :)
Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 03:42 PM

"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." -- Groucho Marx

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 04:01 PM

Oy. Do I deserve this? Have I heard this somewhere before?
Oh, well....
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 04:35 PM

could be worse...your name could be "Joe Blow"

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Peace
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 08:38 PM

I agree with Joe. STOP pickin' on him. He's our main man.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Peace
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 08:44 PM

So, Joe, ignore this kinda stuff. Ease up on him will y'all?



www.myshoppingonline.com/LegalKits/namechange.htm

www.myshoppingonline.com/LegalKits/namechange.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 11:04 AM

why hasnt this crap been deleted?

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 11:12 AM

Why haven't you been deleted?

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 06:09 PM

Well said to the anonymous cranky GUEST , brucie! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 06:22 PM

That link should look like this: http://www.myshoppingonline.com/LegalKits/namechange.htm. (But for what it's worth, if anyone wants to change their name, it's possible to do it for free, so up to a point, they don't need a kit. Taking it before a judge will probably cost at least a filing fee.)

A good-natured chuckle is welcome.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 07:36 PM

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 11:10 PM

Hey, I like my name...

And I can't say I'm particularly perturbed by this thread, but I had to do a bit of ritual grousing.

-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Peace
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 10:27 AM

Joe's using grouse in a ritual of some kind. Strange.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 12:42 PM

Does the ASPCA know about this? (They used to use Guinnea fowl in New York City, and we rangers would find the carcasses in the park next morning following the "services.")

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Peace
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 04:33 PM

It's a darn good thing for us that Joe has a sense of humour.

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Joe Offer
Date: 28 Feb 04 - 02:05 PM

Hey, the best beer I had in all England was called Grouse Beater. I got one pint in the Dolphin (?) pub in Robin Hood's Bay. The next day, it was gone. It was on the menu at the pub near Micca's house, but it wasn't going to be served until the week after I went home.

Don't know that I've seen a grouse, but I saw ptarmigans in Alaska this summer.

-Joe Offer-

See the Death of a Thread thread... [grin]

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 04 - 04:34 PM

Thanks, Joe. I want you to know I did my best to get the folks above to ease up on ya. Some people just won't listen.

Thanks for your sense of humour.

Bruce M

Subject: RE: BS: Help Joe On'er
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 01:47 PM

Teresa, what happens when your program tries to decipher the ramblings of John from Hull after he's tied one one? It must be as clever as Deep Thought to unravel his polemics.