Turn down the volume!

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: kendall
Date: 26 May 05 - 08:40 PM

This has gone far enough. I am grown up and mature enough so that I don't need the last word. Adios (That means goodby, Clinton)

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: GUEST
Date: 26 May 05 - 08:43 PM

Can we have an argument thread for these people?

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Blowzabella
Date: 26 May 05 - 08:51 PM

Well, I shan't bother contributing in future if I'm just gonna be passed over......

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: GUEST
Date: 26 May 05 - 09:01 PM

Sorry Blowzabella, I think we crossed rather than passed.

Are you anything to do with the band?

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: GUEST
Date: 26 May 05 - 09:02 PM

And valid points too!

SORRY AGAIN

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Blowzabella
Date: 26 May 05 - 09:07 PM

Thank you 'guest' - appreciated - and not - nothing to do with the band - at least not that one...

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Blowzabella
Date: 26 May 05 - 09:12 PM

please post again....

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 26 May 05 - 11:23 PM

You can't go far enough soon enough kendall...

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: JudeL
Date: 27 May 05 - 07:40 AM

One band whose live concerts I really used to enjoy was called Shave the Monkey. Their performances were full of lively energy and were certainly not quiet. Then they changed, the line-up changed a little but also they had a new sound engineer. I went to one of their concerts at a concert venue where I had previously seen their original line up. The artists new line up was still a very talented group but now the sound was cranked up so loud it was no longer enjoyable the lyrics were lost & it was no longer music it was just a painful noise. After mentioning my concerns to the organisers I ended up voting with my feet & leaving.

I agree that sometimes the problem is the band, & sometimes it is the venue but there are a lot of times when the sheer volume of the amplification is just too much & destroys performance rather than enhances.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: GUEST
Date: 27 May 05 - 08:42 AM

ch, wHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP PROVING HEIM RIGHT?

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Barbara
Date: 27 May 05 - 09:09 AM

MR. SOUNDMAN
(Pat Donohue)

Mr. Soundman, turn up the sound
So they can hear me for miles around.
Use all the volume that you can manage.
I wanna do a little hearing damage.
Mr. Soundman, you know what I need.
Keep on a-crankin' till their eardrums bleed.
I wanna terrorize this crowd.
Oh, Mr. Soundman turn me up loud.

Mr. Soundman, I'd like there to be
Lots less of everyone and lots more of me.
If you could turn me up a little bit higher
Till just before you blow your amplifier.
Mr. Soundman, cause me some pain.
I don't need earplugs or Novocain.
I ain't too good, but I ain't proud.
Oh, Mr. Soundman, turn me up loud.

Mr. Soundman, what did you say?
I must have blacked out. I think I'm okay.
You really got me with that high pitched squealin'.
I can't hear nothin' but I like the feelin'.
Mr. Soundman, you got it right.
My ears are ringin' for the rest of the night.
It's always up and never down.
Oh, Mr. Soundman turn up...
I wanna crash and burn up...
Mr. Soundman, turn up the sound.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 27 May 05 - 09:20 AM

Great - another parody, and I can sing this one with real feeling!

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 27 May 05 - 10:12 AM

Why should there be any music at all (other than occasional singing by the customers) in a pub where people go to talk? I was in such a place just the other night, with some Hash Harriers, and I had to cup my ear & yell. Conduces to intimacy, I suppose.

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: What is fascinating in a mirror? A world I am not at the center of. :||

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 27 May 05 - 12:19 PM

Same with restaurants. I go out to eat for the company and a good discussion is a major proponent of that type of meal. So many restaurants nowadays make it impossible to talk without shouting and I, personally, find that very unpleasant.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 27 May 05 - 01:52 PM

Then find somewhere else to go... Or stay home

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 May 05 - 02:30 PM

I really resent the way that shops have the music cranked up way too loud... I've had to resort to shouting at shop assistants because they cannot hear what I'm saying and don't think of turning down the music. It's got to the point now where if the music is too loud, I just don't bother using that shop.

And I wish the bloke down the block, playing some wailing Spanish blokes in the style of the Gypsy Kings would turn it down..... I can barely hear my radio!

LTS

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: kendall
Date: 27 May 05 - 07:34 PM

We have a few places that are run by people with an IQ over 60, and that's where we go. One has traditional Chinese music and the other, a seafood restaurant, has no music at all.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 May 05 - 12:51 AM

Some years ago while watching a local muso work an unamplified room the following happened. He was doing old fashioned banjo - what I call "English Music Hall" 'plain' style banjo - no fancy picking, but he seems to be able to do that, just not the style he likes.

Loud chatter. He started off so soft that he was not heard, then built up to very loud. Suddenly he went very soft, and the whole room shut up and all eyes swivelled to him. He had them in the palm of his hamd with nmo chatter for the rest of the bracket.

It's called technique.

:-)

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 28 May 05 - 01:40 AM

I've actually done that on a few occasions.
It's VERY effective!

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Rasener
Date: 28 May 05 - 03:22 AM

I have just moved to a new location for my folk club.
The very first evening was a week ago. There was no PA and I was concerned incase people at the back might not be able to hear.
To my amazement, I didn't need to worry. It must be one of the best accoustic venues going.
I sat at the back so that I could test the sound. It was perfect, I could even hear the artist talking with clarity.

I would like to say that I have been at gigs to see Queen, Status Quo etc. Enjoyed them very much including the volume. Have even been ten feet away from Peter Greens Speaker when he played with John Mayall. It was great and has its place.

However, I enjoy very much the accoustic side of things and find that I listen intensly to the music and really enjoy it.

There is a place for both, but loud PA at my club will not happen. With a good audience who want to listen, it isn't necessary - as is the case at my club.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 28 May 05 - 07:26 AM

I've made a note of the song, I'll pass it on to Al & Sarah who take turns running the sound desk at Jagz!

RtS

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: kendall
Date: 28 May 05 - 08:11 AM

I kmow many pros who like little if any sound. It's the amatuers who need volume.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 May 05 - 09:07 AM

"It's the amatuers who need volume."

There ya go, talking through your stupid hole again

-I- know TONS of pros who love to play accoustic, or through a LOUD PA...

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 28 May 05 - 09:41 AM

Clinton H--

I understand that "Martin Gibson", branching out from his charm school, has a new show called "The F---ing P---Poor Apprentice". Object of the show is to be as crass and unpleasant as possible, and, secondarily, to sit around flailing at guitars and bragging about non-existant gigs.

You can't hope to attain the lofty stature of the host of the show in this pursuit--for one thing your gigs actually exist--but you are certainly a worthy apprentice.

Keep practicing.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 May 05 - 10:00 AM

It's like there's a buzzing noise in here or something...

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 May 05 - 10:29 AM

Careful, Ron. Next Clinton will wish a burned house, theft and terminal cancer on you. That is the level of his wit.

Meantime, I have been known to retreat from wedding receptions when the music causes blood to run out of my ears. The younger people seem to thrive on it. I simply don't understand but have a theory. The art of conversation is nearly dead among the younger crowd. You need only to read Clinton's posts to prove that point. They fill the room with noise to fill the vacuum in their brains. The constant need of being plugged into a cell phone and for portable video games or a blasting Walkman to isolate them from their surroundings are additional symptoms.

At 57, I admit I am getting old, prefer quiet venues and acoustic music, Musak free restaurants. But to each their own. If the noise offends, I leave. Certainly a musician should have the right to play at whatever sound level he feels suits his music.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 May 05 - 12:10 PM

"Certainly a musician should have the right to play at whatever sound level he feels suits his music."
Exactly my point.... There's a time for loud, and a time for not so loud...

"They fill the room with noise to fill the vacuum in their brains."
My, what an arrogant, elitist attitude you seem to have...

"The younger people seem to thrive on it"
Your old world is rapidly ageing
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times...

"The constant need of being plugged into a cell phone and for portable video games or a blasting Walkman to isolate them from their surroundings are additional symptoms."
Why is it not rather, that they make the CHOICE to adapt their surroundings to suit their own tastes? Maybe if our (their) surroundings weren't full of obsolete, cranky old twits afraid of change, trying to tell them what they should and shouldn't do all the time, they'd be more willing to participate...

Some of you folks come off as the most cliché of "Old People" stereotypes... do you wear your slippers to the mall too?

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 28 May 05 - 12:12 PM

Really loud music, especially with a throbbing beat, can stir you up and turn you on. But everybody has a right to choose it or not--not to have it inflicted on you. That's probably why you, at the wedding reception, and I, at the Celtic festival, were not happy to have it sprung on us. It's a question of expectations. At the Celtic festival I was hoping to hear more of the words, and other instruments than electric guitars.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 May 05 - 01:21 PM

At a wedding reception, it's the call of the bride and groom... THEY decide (or should decide) how loud or quiet the music is...

At the fest, the organizers decide...

If you don't like what either of them chose... your choice is the door...

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: kendall
Date: 28 May 05 - 03:34 PM

I will not pay to be annoyed, and many a public place has seen my backside.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: GUEST
Date: 28 May 05 - 03:36 PM

That buzzing sound you hear is YOU, fuckwit.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 May 05 - 06:07 PM

No further comments. No point in feeding the troll.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 May 05 - 09:21 PM

"There ya go, talking through your stupid hole again"

Ah - you've got me laughing again CH.... and GUEST...

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 28 May 05 - 09:39 PM

CH--

Somehow, CH, even without your mighty intellect there's a possible chance that we can (and did) figure that out.

Thank you, Apprentice "MG".

Sounds like you have the obnoxious stating of the obvious down pretty well.   Congratulations.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 May 05 - 11:13 PM

"many a public place has seen my backside."

Lucky for them... why don't you do us the same for us here?

Oh... right... We're not that lucky....

Oh well

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: GUEST
Date: 28 May 05 - 11:28 PM

As stated before, CH is nothing but a MG wannabe, but CH just comes across as an absolute boring pompous fool. He is not in the least bit funny, and is lacking in wit.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 28 May 05 - 11:35 PM

"Lacking in wit"--I'm afraid there's not much to choose there between the two--but at least CH has real gigs.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 May 05 - 11:39 PM

"He is not in the least bit funny"

Who said I was trying to be... there are more than enough failled attempts at humour here on mudcat already...

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 28 May 05 - 11:47 PM

CH--

Now you're recycling your old material. We heard you the first time.

(Well, at least it's ecologically sound.)

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: GUEST
Date: 28 May 05 - 11:49 PM

If CH is has real gigs he must not be in too much of a demand. Here it is a Saturday night and he trolling on the Mudcat. I guess he fills in the gaps on Wednesday night Open Mike gigs.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 29 May 05 - 12:09 AM

Yeah, I noticed that too. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say he had a paying gig on Friday and will have one on Sunday.

Of course, his level of frustration does not support his case.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 29 May 05 - 02:26 AM

"We heard you the first time."

Obviously not...

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: woodsie
Date: 29 May 05 - 05:06 AM

Reply to first post.

Fairport WERE a sixties rock band - I saw them in 1968 and they were loud then! Mind you the lot that call themselves Fairtport these days are a completly different bunch of blokes living off the reputation that those early pioneers built.

If I had walked out of concerts due to the volume being loud, over the last 40 years, I would have missed a huge slice of music history which I am proud to have witnessed first hand. Yes my hearing is a bit iffy these days - but it was worth it.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 29 May 05 - 06:26 AM

I would've given an eardrum to hear Sandy Denny sing back then!

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 29 May 05 - 10:11 PM

CH--

A little tolerance for others' viewpoints, ( just a little) would not be amiss, even for someone as omniscient as your good self.

Ever heard of tinnitus?--it sounds like you will, rather soon.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 29 May 05 - 10:41 PM

There are a BUNCH of things that probably cause tinnitus... loud music is NOT the only factor... (If it was, loud music would cause it in everyone... and it doesn not....)

I'd be happy to 'tolerate others viewpoints' if you weren't so high and mighty about them... But I find it's just easier to relate to such people on their own level...

"I would've given an eardrum to hear Sandy Denny sing back then!"
I'd give one of CNBs ear-drums to hear her back then too!
LOL

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: C-flat
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:17 AM

The main problem with hiring a band to play in a small venue comes from the fact that most bands will have a drummer, or in our case, a drummer and lots of other percussion.
Even without mic'ing the drum kit, a common practice to enable tone-shaping, the drums are going to be loud and so it's inevitable that the other instruments need to be louder to be heard above that.
Add to that the vocals, which would neccessarily need to be louder than everything else and you end up with a sound big enough to rattle a few slates loose!!
You can only turn down so far without it turning into a shed-builders convention!

C-flat.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 30 May 05 - 12:01 PM

CH--

We are not ridiculing the idea that you (and we) like loud music sometimes. You, however, are ridiculing us for wanting to choose when we hear loud music.

I trust you understand the difference.

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 30 May 05 - 12:05 PM

"You are ridiculing us for wanting to choose when we hear loud music."

Oh, that's not what I'm ridiculing most here about!

:-P

Subject: RE: Turn down the volume!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:04 PM

CH--

Sounds like you do not in fact understand the difference. If we are expecting to hear loud music, then fine, If not, it's not fine. Very simple.