BS: Hull hits the headlines

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Mr Red
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 04:11 PM

Good Aim - might even say a Bull or Bullshit.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Morticia
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 07:59 PM

jOhn never seems very happy though, Linda.......great big rip off I reckon.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:30 PM

John has a thing about bankers-I left my job to keep him happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: s6k
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:13 PM

buy a postal stamp, or a postcard of a ferret

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:37 AM

Cheers Bill, I've only got 26p in my money box at the minute though, any way, if i get a ferret, it will be in a few weeks, i have to save up first.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:06 AM

if you keep your money in a box under the bed, do NOT get a ferret, or Burglar Bill will have no luck...

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: s6k
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:02 AM

if youre female, under 15 years old and NOT pregnant or already have a baby, you are a minority group in ull

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: GUEST,Burglar Bill
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 07:19 AM

I run a spare-key minding agency, if you want to send me a copy of your front door key, I can look after it in case you lose yours.

By the way - which bedroom was it ?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: el ted
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:08 AM

We all know you are faithfull to Brenda jOhn.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:03 AM

I'm a bit concerned at Bobjacks post, qoute "Hull has the highest teenage pregancy rate in the UK, Wheres jOhn?"

just like to point out that Hulls pregnancy rate is nowt to do with me!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:57 AM

pensions are a big rip off, so are bamks.

i keep all my money in a box, under my bed.john

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:45 AM

I always think it pays to be positive-Since no-one in Hull, in my experience as a bank manager, can be bothered to save for a pension -at least we won't be a drain on the country's finances -as we are all fat drugged illiterate and pregnant before we are 13, we are not likey to live into retirement.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:05 AM

we also got more speed bumps than anywere else in UK, and jOhn Prescott lives here.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 04 Mar 04 - 05:24 AM

Hullitas! Hullitatum hullitas! (=Hullery! Hullery of Hulleries!)
Glad to know that Skipjack K8 lives on the oposite side of the Humber. So we can go to this year's Eurogathering in peace, and not in pieces. Come in massses.

Wilfried

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Mar 04 - 04:43 AM

"Eat and DRINK what you like"

Real Ale Festival at Spring Bank Tavern HULL- 1 March to 13 March.
harri Watts Band Acoustic Session Saturday 6 March 1pm start-ish.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Mar 04 - 04:37 AM

Good Diet Conclusion
Here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.   
2. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heartattacks than the British or Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Bobjack
Date: 04 Mar 04 - 04:12 AM

I forgot another glorious statistic; We have the highest teenage pregnancy rate in England as well. Where's jOhn?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: brid widder
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 05:08 PM

McFat is scottish... although at the moment he honours Sheffield not Hull with his ample presence.

The population of chubbys in Hull did increase last year when Beardy came to live here... that'll be it... and the beer...Oh yes and the contentment... I can't exclude myself from this particular statistic... but you can't get too much of a good woman!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 04:41 PM

Where will it all end though?

If the UK starts to sink at the top end,it will tilt up at the bottom and all us Southeners will end up sliding into unknown territory.

And who will win the " Gis a fag" wars then?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Folkiedave
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 04:27 PM

And I thought MCFat was Scottish..just goes to show.......

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 04:23 PM

Eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Blowzabella
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 03:20 PM

Judging from my experience on here though, it has a lot of the nicest (and quirkiest) people too!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 03:10 PM

Probably couldn't afford them?
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Rasener
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 02:30 PM

What about the drugs then Bobjack?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: Bobjack
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 12:07 PM

Yep, we also have the worst schools, and at one point in the last few years we had the highest burglary rate in EUROPE. oh, and an inept bankrupt council.
                still, musn't grumble.

Subject: BS: Hull hits the headlines
From: nutty
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 11:47 AM

According to yesterday's newspapers and Government statistics ........ Hull has a larger number of obese people than anywhere else in the British Isles.