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BS: In every thread someone has to be last!

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Little Hawk 26 Apr 04 - 04:36 PM
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Little Hawk 27 Apr 04 - 12:03 AM
s6k 27 Apr 04 - 03:38 AM
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GUEST,noddy 27 Apr 04 - 05:33 AM
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42 27 Apr 04 - 07:12 AM
GUEST,noddy 27 Apr 04 - 07:41 AM
GUEST,John O'Lennaine 27 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM
Ellenpoly 27 Apr 04 - 09:28 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 12:55 PM

You know if you pierce the hood, it's easier to pull it up to check what's under it.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: 42
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 04:32 PM

spoken as a true dipstick.
j


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 04:36 PM

...who veered onto the soft shoulder and got rolled.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: 42
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 11:57 PM

They're not much use in that situation but are fairly handy when your oil level is down

j


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:03 AM

Actually, that's one of Shane's favorite pick-up lines: "Hey, babe, you want your oil checked?" It usually doesn't work too well for him, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: s6k
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 03:38 AM

i would think not


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:04 AM

Ok folks, sounds like a good tread weave here...what ARE some of your best chat-up lines? I've yet to hear one that would gun my engine, but ready to be pleasantly surprised...;-)

..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:09 AM

I love cooking, and I would like to take you home and cook you my favourite meal.
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Breakfast

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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 05:33 AM

Just found this thread


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 05:34 AM

Have not heard from someone for a while . Has somebody given someone somthing to think about and is now busy doing something else?


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 05:35 AM

I want to be some one some day


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 05:35 AM

Its ME! I won


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,someone called noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 06:17 AM

fame at last


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 06:20 AM

you cant tell the bottom from the top


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,little hawk
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 06:24 AM

Jim Dixon uttered something cosmic in another thread, regarding posts that kill threads. He sadi," In every thread someone has to be last"

He's right. This is really something to ponder, so I have launched a thread to explore it in depth. Fell free to post and give your own thoughts on the matter.

WHO will be last in this thread???? Who wil it be? And when will we know?

The suspense is mounting...

-LH


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: s6k
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 06:32 AM

certainly is


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: 42
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:12 AM

I still like this thread because the posts are short and sweet. forget finding a dumb theme...if you want to trade tired old pick up lines start a new thread. I'll take Little Hawk's thread and go home and you can have this spot on the list or...We could discuss feathers.
j


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:41 AM

did you know the original golf ball was made of feathers.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM

I have killed several threads simply by expressing an opinion, so I'll just try it one more time:

"In every thread someone has to be last"?

Not necesarily.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 09:28 AM

Sorry 42, I was just trying to keep the conversation going. If you prefer feathers to pick-up lines, by all means...let's talk feathers!


Now just what was it you wanted to say about them?..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 11:29 AM

Horse feathers.
John


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 11:32 AM

here's some last words...



Farewell Song To The Banks Of Ayr


The gloomy night is gath'ring fast,
Loud roars the wild, inconstant blast,
Yon murky cloud is foul with rain,
I see it driving o'er the plain;
The hunter now has left the moor.
The scatt'red coveys meet secure;
While here I wander, prest with care,
Along the lonely banks of Ayr.

The Autumn mourns her rip'ning corn
By early Winter's ravage torn;
Across her placid, azure sky,
She sees the scowling tempest fly:
Chill runs my blood to hear it rave;
I think upon the stormy wave,
Where many a danger I must dare,
Far from the bonie banks of Ayr.

'Tis not the surging billow's roar,
'Tis not that fatal, deadly shore;
Tho' death in ev'ry shape appear,
The wretched have no more to fear:
But round my heart the ties are bound,
That heart transpierc'd with many a wound;
These bleed afresh, those ties I tear,
To leave the bonie banks of Ayr.

Farewell, old Coila's hills and dales,
Her healthy moors and winding vales;
The scenes where wretched Fancy roves,
Pursuing past, unhappy loves!
Farewell, my friends! farewell, my foes!
My peace with these, my love with those:
The bursting tears my heart declare-
Farewell, the bonie banks of Ayr!


......................
"I composed this song as I conveyed my chest so far on my road to
Greenock, where I was to embark in a few days for Jamaica. I meant it as my farewell dirge to my native land."-R. Burns, 1786


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:03 PM

Ah freda, trying to raise the tone of this thread again, aren't you? Well I for one think this far preferable to either feathers or chat-up lines...unless you think that Robert Burns used his poetry to that effect?...Keep em coming..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM

reading poetry will keep me going while I wait for someone to ask me to breakfast!


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: s6k
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:19 PM

wanna come to breakfast?


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:24 PM

okay, i can stop reading poetry now.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: s6k
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 01:00 PM

yep :)


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 03:16 PM

Have you actually seen the original golf ball, Noddy?


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: ranger1
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:44 PM

Um, back to the last word...Mary Chapin Carpenter doesn't want it, so can I have it?


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: 42
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 08:59 PM

sorry!


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 04:01 AM

Hi Little Hawk no I have not seen THE original one but I have seen one of the very early ones.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: 42
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 06:13 AM

Fore! The game where less is more...have to love golf!
or laugh at the whole concept.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 10:56 AM

Ellenpoly -

I just want to know the chat up line that works with you . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:03 AM

Actually feather we not used in the first golf balls:

Between the 1400s and the 1960s there have been four distinct types of golf balls produced and used to play the game of golf: Wooden golf balls, Feather stuff leather cover (Featherie) golf balls, Gutta Percha balls and Rubber Core (modern golf) balls.

Wooden golf balls may have been made of hardwoods, such as: beech and boxroot. Not much information has survived from the wooden ball period. They were probably made and used from the circa 1400s into the perhaps the 17th century.

The leather cased and internally stuffed (feathery) golf ball period may have begun as early as the 1400s or as late as the 1600s and lasted into the early 1850s. The golf balls used during the pre-1700s period may have been wooden balls or leather cased balls that were stuffed with uncombed wool flock (the sajet ball?) or hair. The use of hair or flock as stuffing was most likely a short-lived process as the flock quickly lost its' resilience. Ultimately, early ball makers found using feathers produced a lively, longer lasting golf ball.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:43 PM

Hey Blackcatter, me too! ;-D ..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,lurker
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 05:24 PM

How many dimples are there on golf balls?


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 05:26 PM

You need to know a golf really well before he'll let you count the dimples on his balls.
John


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 08:31 PM

one for every hair.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: 42
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:58 PM

folliclely challenged?

j


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,NODDY
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 09:12 AM

Well I tried to be last and failed!


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 10:00 AM

Yep!


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 11:20 AM

Use a nine iron, and aim directly between the golfer's legs. Swing firmly, increasing velocity exponentially as you swing, and follow through!


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 01:16 PM

ouch...that hurts
j

or would if anyone would stand for it.


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 01:39 PM

Not too far off a hole in one there LH.
John


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 03:36 PM

LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: 42
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 07:23 PM

hole in two?


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM

Or you might have to pick up the spare, as in bowling


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 03:55 AM

Oh yes, this is far more interesting than chat-up lines and feathers. I'm now asleep and drooling, thanks very much.

I'll check back in a couple of days to see if this thread has moved onto anything that interests me...if not, I think I give up the fight to kill it off. Right now it's too deadly boring!..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:01 AM

I remember EPs, I still have a couple, including an old and scratchy one of EP himself. Is that interesting enough for you EP?
John


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:28 AM

I am off on hols for a week.

I'll be back!


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